Armageddon - Russian Cosmonaut

[WallisLad]

Agent Mahone and John Abruzzi working together, who'da thought it.

[logandarklighter]

"Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. I solve practical problems."

Anybody else think the TF2 Engineer and this guy would get along famously? :D

[SuperMorphex]

9 people from Taiwan dislike this

[ARCHERKESTREL1]

"This is how you fix things in russian space station" :/ no wonder it blew up

[TheMauvetys]

1:42 the russian methode sure :P

[astralhed]

...but of course, this works on TV's also :)

[IsArtanisAzn]

imean he sounds like niko from gta4

[RjcVby]

А вы что думали, знай наших)))

[mkamioner]

Love 0:41

[pspboy7]

Lev was awesome hehe, crazy, but awesome.

[kingofthebacontreee]

This is why you never hear "Moscow, we have a problem"

[Kingfordian22]

@kingofthebacontreee

that's so true. The safest spacecraft is the Russian soyuz. Too bad the Russians can't get their commerical aviation on the same grade.

[BULLETS4DAYZ]

@kingofthebacontreee That is entirely not true . Russia (USSR) has blow up and killed more space craft and astronauts than any country on earth .

[Realfoxhawk]

@BULLETS4DAYZ Give me a choice between the shuttle and soyuz I know which one I will be taking. I love the shuttle, but when it comes to being a passenger it is soyuz all day for me.

[rsxhitman]

@BULLETS4DAYZ thats what they want you to believe

[Xclibur2001]

I hope Lev married that Watts lady after the landing. Lev was so cool!!!!!!!!

[infantryhawk]

Is there any shot of him after the shuttle lands? I didn't see one.

[klein77]

@infantryhawk

you can see him at the wedding during the credits

[infantryhawk]

@klein77 Alright, that's good. Thank you for the info.

[zaidoblack05]

The 8 dislikers are butthurt Taiwanese.

[nxj18xbmc]

in russia, space station fixes you!

[Dryued]

...and if that doesn't work - use more gun.

[G4MOF]

Is that Viktor Reznov from Black Ops ..

[pekau]

@G4MOF LOL.

[TaZ101SAGA]

The Russian grim reaper!

[clayton7m]

You dont know the components! Components? American components, Russian components...ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!

[VentusUnbirth]

See, Perfect example of if you hit it hard enough it will listen to you :D.

[Searcheur]

the russian guy is a total boss

[solanut]

the russian sure as hell deserved to get laid by that chick after doing that hitting it and making it work what are the possibilities of it not breaking and getting fucked 

[kikomarinko]

russian buttons

[MissusPatches]

who was the female astronaut played by?

[MrDickheadsman]

that guy is so clever :D

[mphet26]

I love that movie!!!

And that is true.... we there in Russia quite often repair our tech's with a such methods... and for now we only ONE country over the planet what be able to send people in space))))

[500ncb]

the steve buscemi character is an irritating liability that is painful to watch.

[boricuaboy24]

@500ncb thats michael bay for you with certain characters in his movies, still love him tho lol

[TheSweMarcus]

That Russian guy is a swedish guy =)

[ChuckPalomo]

@TheSweMarcus Thanks for killing the movie.

[MsConstrue]

@ChuckPalomo: LOL! I too was disappointed to read that comment.

But, then I remembered the Russian guy is still Russian.

Only the actor who played the Russian guy is from Sweden.

Consolation? Perhaps.

[Roofius2]

usa propaganda for stupid fat usa people

[PurrfectPeach]

@Roofius2 Umm ok... the movie wasn't making fun of Russians at all, he saved everyone's lives...

[RoyceZ1]

ALL MADE IN TAIWAN. XD

[enterprise0709]

this guy made the movie...

[ZalRB1]

russian coordinates, american coordinates all made in taiwan!

[dougpowers2]

@ZalRB1 COMPONENTS, do I even want to know how that made sense in your head?

[ZalRB1]

@dougpowers2 Honestly, i just had a dunce moment and wrote this before i got to that part because i somehow remembered it as coordinates than components. Of course by the way you've corrected me, I have a feeling that this response isn't what you're looking for and you just want to have a verbal brawl on youtube. But in any case, I just remembered the wording wrong.

[genrolecaspe]

He looks like the scientist in Red Alert 3

[DocHollidayftb]

@genrolecaspe thats cuz he is

[SuperTennis3]

@genrolecaspe He is the scientist in RA3 :P same actor.

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

Is it just me or was anyone else pissed when they didn't show what happened to Lov at the end -_- pfft

[madcowre]

@573W1E6R1FF1N He was at the wedding...

[OccamsRzzr]

That's a lot of gravity for a space rock!

[SuperTennis3]

@OccamsRzzr If it were real they would be virtualy floating, for a rock that small!

[OccamsRzzr]

@SuperTennis3 Mama says gravity is the work of the devil.

[TheChosenOneOfficial]

THIS IS HOW WE FIX PROBLEM IN RUSSIAN SPACE STATION

[lordgluzman]

Repsect Russia! from Finland!

[harris3693]

Just comes to prove to you that American astronauts are bunch of bookworms with no brains!!!!! USSR all the way!!!!

[Melissacoco22]

LOL. hes my favorite character." american componnet russian componnets!! all made in taiwan!"

[Pan4osKipros]

I love russians .. respect from Cyprus to our orthodox brothers

[bezplavok]

The drunk and crazy cosmonaut LOL shit happens in this movie

[minerdalta]

Is this guy the one featured at Red Alert 3 ?

[LiamRiordan]

@minerdalta Yup that's him

[Reaper1722]

God i love his performance in this film. He made Russians look cool and awesome instead of the whole "bad guys" stereotype that people often associate them with.

[Gooner018]

In Soviet Russia Space station fixes you.

[smeckledorfed]

@smeckledorfed Lol!! Hilarious!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree!!

[mphet26]

I love that movie!

[NateTheGreatPilot]

This guy (and Bruce Willis) make the movie :-) Such a great movie!

[94794]

@NateTheGreatPilot He's name is Peter Stormare ^^

[NateTheGreatPilot]

@94794

Thanks :-)

[ThisWegene]

American components, the Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

[SHERAZ35]

He's my favourite in the whole movie, I have a russain guy in my class who sounds exactly like him lol

[azurescens420]

That guy was in Fargo.

[KyanisSunweaver]

"Ehh components... American components, Russian components -- all made in Taiwan!"

[haskapaska]

Swedish actor plays russian in american movie. Epic.

[Evilldrey]

American components, Russian components....ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!

[dinidanewmagicman]

Prolly the last few seconds are the thing I always remember when I hear a Russian accent

[EchoBoomer1987]

In Soviet Russia, Russian Space Station fixes you!

[12354573]

SMASHY SMASHY NAO WE GO HOME :D

[Zukhov1945]

Captain Sharp my fav :P

[Xclibur2001]

@Zukhov1945 It's Colonel Sharp!!!!!!!!!!! Not Captain.

[RobG93G]

He sounds almost exactly like Niko Bellic

[M4levolence]

hes voice is sooo coooool!

[Hrko1992]

''The componenets...ergh American componnents, Russian componnents..ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!''

[Kylatw]

MIC is more terrible nowaday......

[andreja3009]

my favorite movie sequence ever



[UTcommando]

"you ever heard of Evel Knievel?" "nahhh i never watched star wars"

[Hrko1992]

@UTcommando LOL

[Karitwilightmist]

"American components, Russian components, all made in TAIWAN!" - absolute best line in the movie.

[lotsofcooki3s]

"We are staying we are going we are staying we are going, make up your minds"....... Shut the fuck up Donnie!

[RealRussianHero]

"YESSSSSS, Im a REAL RUSSIAN HEROOOO"

[troxmorgan]

That russian guy was also Jhonny Abruzzi in Prison Break. Love him!

[Jackattack1945]

hahaha

[EvilManProductions]

I saw this on saturday

[Alexei55555]

Russian cosmonaut !!!!

[Martintheauthor]

"American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!"

BEST. LINE. EVER.

[anakingijs]

He souds like Niko Bellic!

[SpooKiiEE]

like americans will save the world they are scared shits russians and chinese people have better hope

[PhotonicDoctor]

In case no one heard about it. Let me tell you. As a Russian I find it funny how back then when Americans launched an American into space they spent millions of dollars designing a portable writing apparatus. A pen for space basically. Russians, spent zero because they used a graphite pencil.

[smeckledorfed]

Yes!! This is how they solve problem! IN RUSSIAN!!! SPACE PROGRAM!!!!

[SomethingAwesome19XX]

im not an american, but thats a urban myth.

Nasa didnt spend millions developing the pen, instead it was developed by an independent company who later asked nasa to try it.

Also, a broken off pencil tip poses dangers in a zero gravity space ship and is a fire hazard as well. Know your facts.

[LeeroyFan101]

@PhotonicDoctor

Well no duh Russians spent nothing since in a communist society you don't get to own anything LOL!

[cw6338]

ypa!

[NSMP123]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF EVIL KINEVIL? NO I HAVENT SEEN STARWARS... lol

[KageF150XL]

Russians are so presistant that why i find them awesome never mess with a russian

[mzmadmike]

The trick is, knowing WHERE to hit it.

[BorshCaen]

In four years, when USA faced the technical default, we will laugh along with you, our "american friends".

[RouserTheRebel]

Peter Stormare FTW

[Clanknar]

Russians always know the best mehtods :P

[bumermerc]

I love the Russian method of hitting things to make em work. Been doing it to my pc for years now, always works. :)

[BOBODEKAT]

@bumermerc lol im russian and i never smash things only if someone fucks with me :P

[twirlingchair]

all made in Taiwan! xD

[papagamias]

I have fixed not a few thingies like that! Even in our technical school they were telling us that sometimes hitting a bit with the hammer helps things going...

[JekaZMD]

lol, it's like Russia sent tractorist in space... but everyone liked that character.

[MrSokoloffs]

So stupid, as everything from Hollywood.

[AL3J4NdR001]

like u rigth, motherfuker...

lol fuck you MrSuckodicks

[IXIBoGuSIXI]

This is the most funny and amazing scene in this movie - the russian guy rlz! - the similar scene is in "2012" movie when Karpov looking at Antonov

[jma282]

1:35 lol

[armymen159]

that Russian guy is the best guy in this movie

[94794]

@armymen159 And an awesome actor (or how ever it's spelt :P)

[Biogem369]

is how we repair the Chernobyl NPP.

[joncabello23]

a busted ship i had a good spot out there lol

[Allflavorgurl]

Finally!!!!....We can go Home!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!

[DallasXIII]

We fix cars this way for ages.

[Yvesyew]

Some1 pls tell me what's his name? He always act as russian, its funny, i like him xD

[lopatnik]

well this method does work on my tv sometimes, besides it's better cause it relieves stress, and it's more fun than to read 300 pages of a manual, muahahahahah *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

[pizzamovies]

"All made in Taiwan"...more like China...lolz.

[plutoniumtangent]

Taiwan IS China... Non-Communist China...

[islanumblar]

this is how I fix my ps3 lol

[everestfalls]

i just tried it on my toaster it really does work LOL

[chaosmalefic]

оллололо)) сделано в Тайване)

[jayman1856]

"all made in taiwan" lol

[EonFigure]

In SOVIET RUSSIA components fix you!

[kombUl]

We fix it the same in Bulgaria!!

[TotalBanana]

Wahaha :)) It`s so true !)) All the things Russians repair like in the movie :)

[KillerZetzz]

He is my favorite character in this movie.

[Hrko1992]

@KillerZetzz mine too :D

[UberGadriel]

Lev is da best in this movie. And btw if u still didnt notice if not him this damn spaceship would not move his ass out of that asteroid.

[2pimpinout]

that right that is how we fix problems and it works preatty well!!!!!!!!! proud to be a RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrgeorgeallison]

when has it ever worked well? your subs always sink.

[2pimpinout]

well guess what you stupid fucker...how would you know that?....and two, at least we had a sub that you Americans couldn't locate with you "modernized" systems. You guys pissed your pants when the signal was lost to our sub which contained nuclear materials, and we passed close to your country.

[mrgeorgeallison]

I'm not American you idiot. Why on Earth do you assume I'm American... their subs are ridiculously un-stealthy anyway. I would know that because every other year/month there is a story about a Russian sub either getting into trouble or sinking. Their reputation is even of being antiquated and unreliable. The most recent accident killing some of your sailors if you remember?

[mrgeorgeallison]

You yourself are American are you not?

[Hobu123]

I had some Russian equipment and that was exactly how they could be fixed. I don't even know how many long years my old Russian TV set worked, needing only this kind of fix.

[hacksign23]

shut up it's a freakin' movie

[Clip9Napper]

Eta klasney paren, da?=That's a good guy, yeah?-Это класный парень, да?

[hotterismyname]

he is swedish hes name is peter stormare

[SEVlad]

He is not Russian. This is how Americans show Russians.

[Kerberos2236]

Who cares? Etak klassney paren, da?

[wackibacki]

Etak klassney paren, da? <= whats that ?!

[skyraptor]

he asked "he's still a cool guy, yes?"

[wackibacki]

then it should be lika that : " i tak klassnij paren , da ? " :)

[skyraptor]

I know but at least he managed to say it that way "D

[chantaclear]

american componants,,, russian components,,,

all made in tairan!#

this is how we do zis on the russian space agency!

smack!

[UchihaJay007]

All made in Taiwan. lol... If you don't i am going to have to take you away if you don't move. I am telling you Please MOVE!!! This is how we fix things in "Russian Space Station"!!! cuz I don't want to stay here ANYMORE... Finally we can go HOME. ROFLMAO

[reaper01105]

rofl i love 53-59 seconds

[Chevypower265]

"I had a great spot picked out there!" lol

[Celinancc1701]

Russians are funny.

[LockedPig]

what the f..........? o________O

[amnesiai]

hahah this part and the part where he talks about the russian bomb are the best parts

[lucasyo6]

mahone en abruzzi from prison break

i like it

american components, russian components

it's all made in taiwan

i know how to fix it

move it

this is how we fix problem in russian space station

hilarity

it's too good

:p :p :p

[mrsdylan77]

the russians name is Peter stormare and he is not ever russian, he swedish. he is an amazing actor, one of my favs

[Azner2254]

"THIS IS HOW WE FIX PROBLEM IN RUSSIAN SPACE STATION BECAUSEI DONT WANT TO STAY HERE ANYMORE"

Haha goodstuff

[albertsantome]

i put this scene in one of my favorites moments of movies, it´s great!!!

[xfootballx1]

American components, Russian components.. all made it Taiwan! lol

[IvIadPierrot]

I love Peter Stormare. :3

[rkinwatauga]

greatness

[BellatrixGomes21]

This is how we solve the problems in the Russian Space Station...hahahahahahahahaha!!­!