Ricky Gervais - Gay Animals (Animals)

[bramlegend]

some of the comedians in my own country are getting irritating, making racist jokes about muslims mostly, or screaming in their microphones as if you can't hear him loud enough already. Very insulting, really. Some of them aren't obviously and they always get the most laughs so I have no idea why the bastards won't change their act.

For now I'll prefer Monty Python and Ricky Gervais above most Belgian comedians

[SOADslipsURknot]

@wr4tchild for me, and I'm Colombian and laugh at pretty much anything, British humor is fine as long as it's not titled "humor" or "comedy" (like Monty Python) because when it is it feels like they're beating a dead horse and I am that horse...Ricky Gervais and Eddie Izzard are the only two Brits to me that seem like exceptions

[100percentgradeA]

for a comedy video you people sure are serious Lol 

[GotZest]

Leshogs LMAO!

[GeorgeF14]

homosexual comes from greek and means "of the same sex" where "homo" is "same"

[100percentgradeA]

animals can't be homo anything. homo stands for man

[subadubable]

@100percentgradeA you don't handle abbrevations very well do you?

[100percentgradeA]

@subadubable maybe not but i handle comedy ok =)

[MaximPodolsky]

@100percentgradeA If homo means "man", then what's hetero, Isaac Newton?

[100percentgradeA]

@MaximPodolsky hetero- or heter-

pref.

1. Other; different: heterochromatic.

2. Containing different kinds of atoms: heterocyclic.

[blo0dyme]

@100percentgradeA Karl Pilkington, is that you?

[johnforell]

@100percentgradeA not sure if trolling...

[human200freedom]

lol

[PeachesAndSkeet]

I must agree. British humor is often achieved through understatement whilst American humor is usually achieved via hyperbole.

[MajorSamsquamch]

Nearly a year ago, I walked into the living room to the sight of my Golden Retriever anally penetrating my Boxer pup... Yeah...

[minermax4444]

IN THE HEAD!

[lukisumner]

loving how proud he looks when he says "Lezhogs"

[lordrayden]

it's a good thing that humor...as with anything that requires taste...means something different to everyone.

i like a lot of comedians..American..dutch..En­glish Spanish..as long as they do there act in English i can enjoy it.just as well as some of the aforementioned comedians..i dislike.

my tip to you...stop arguing about it and just enjoy it.or move on to someone u do enjoy.

[deanliverpool666]

want more ricky gervais ? check out my channel

[shaygahweh]

HE.... IS FUCKING HIM... IN THE HEAD!

[Toasty373]

The fact that he did this shows he cares about gay people and is playing on their comfort levels to show them that it's non-exclusive and that other animals don't judge.

[Vaeril]

I was waiting the whole time for a punchline or joke... It never came. He just kept talking about homosexual behaviour among different species. Yes, we know it exists. So what? What's funny?

[MegaCybershadow]

4:45 rickys way of saying pic or it didnt happen

[jenfroe8806]

LEZOGGS!



[oasis4ever92]

as good as ricky was back then he's become an even better stand up now. he seemed a bit nervous, but now he's like a natural comic

[shortmothafa]

This is just stupid. HE is preying on people immaturity....HENCE my girlfriend.

[oasis4ever92]

@shortmothafa well fuck off and watch stephen fry then you prick

[FalangProductions]

So that's what a dolphin thinks of when someone says blowjob

[BrunhildaSwecker]

actually, homosexuality is widespread in the animal kingdom.

[muffinmaisy]

@BrunhildaSwecker i bet it is!

[djjoff]

Connoiseurs will notice the reach around...

[FuckingDracula]

Ricky Gervais seems to be proud of this one

[ConnorsRS]

1337

[MMAmachinhead92]

@MMAmachinhead92 *Not going to banter.

[MMAmachinhead92]

@xeokym LMAO, so you're a "Gervais" fanboy or just gay? Well I'm going to banter with you because clearly you're a sensitive little puss.. (for whatever reason about it). Though I will tell you this: 1. Wasn't trying be "funny" 2. The acronym of "you are" is 'you're' 3. Again, you are really gay. The fact *you're* a fan of this "comedy" shows it. Fucking weirdo.

[MMAmachinhead92]

Is it me or are British comedians like not funny at all? Every British person that are supposed to be "funny" really are just annoyingly NOT funny. It really angers me when I see Hugh Grant, Russel Brand, ^this guy and a couple others. Especially Russel Brand. I want to punch the shot out of that guy because how painfully whack he is. I wonder is this how British comedy is epitomized? Jeebus.

[wr4tchild]

@MMAmachinhead92

You're North American, right? I'm attaching no values to it, but you have a very different different humour (humor) than most of us europeans, A lot of american stand up-comedians are constantly over-acting which usually irritates me. British actors are however usually keeping themselves down a bit more, which doesn't seem to be enough striking to most americans.

[123BenThere]

@wr4tchild I'm American and agree with you 100%. British comedy in general is much more relatable to me

[valarmanwe]

@123BenThere RJ is as funny as a shit lolly.

[RomanianDaci]

@123BenThere and you are a traitor

[Exeron91]

@wr4tchild Word. Hence the ridiculous amount of remakes they seem to be in desperately need of.

[RomanianDaci]

@wr4tchild thats because british are boring. sure theyre witty and dry, but its boring

[felix8989]

@RomanianDaci The British are boring? Way to generalise 60 million people...

[LuneyTune72]

@wr4tchild You must be British, right? I'm attaching no values to it, but you have big cock up your ass. Like most Brits, you think that you are better than others because you live in Britain. It's strange to me that funniest thing for people in your country is a man dressed as a woman. Really smart humor, eh? Over act, huh? A little history aught to help you out: most art forms in your country are inspired by our artists. The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Gervais, you name it!

[felix8989]

@LuneyTune72 Ya, and we do it better.

[LuneyTune72]

@felix8989 You actually steal and cover up better ;) I am proud to be American, knowing that my country has birthed some of the biggest and most important inventions in history. It's no wonder you guys are so jealous of us and always try to steal/copy our stuff. Seriously, I laugh whenever a Brit goes on about how great they are...psh. Be original!

[dsholdaway]

@LuneyTune72 who gives a shit! ur a prick

[LuneyTune72]

@dsholdaway I'm sorry but did anybody ask you? I was merely defending my country. If you want to continue this reign of unequal, unfair spitting on America then you are an asshole. I'm sick of hearing this shit so yes, I will say something! I don't sit back in apathy and smell the roses. wr4thchild seems to believe that British humor is better humor. It's a different kind of humor! There are plenty of great American comedians, he searches to point out our shit so I did the same back.

[LuneyTune72]

@dsholdaway The truth is that Britain is in no way better than America. If you took a moment to step off your country's self-appointed pedestal then you could take some time to look at America instead of base judgment from television and the internet. Unlike your country, for some reason our television highlights our country's freaks. We also make fun of ourselves, unlike you.

[dsholdaway]

@LuneyTune72 haha

[felix8989]

@LuneyTune72 Be original? Kinda ironic, considering everything in America, from the people to the culture, is almost entirely based off other countries. You're a nation of immigrants.

[flackz16]

@LuneyTune72 Like most yanks, you're an arrogant cunt. USA comes from Britain, don't forget that.

[vomitedshit]

@wr4tchild RUSSELL BRAND

[AmzitheSoldier]

@wr4tchild British comedy and European comedy is completely different. British comedy is awesome (ex Fawlty Towers, Allo Allo) but European isn't. Plus, North American is closer to British, I think you're exaggerating the difference. Many British comedies are shown here and American comedies are shown there... >.>'

[mina7560]

@wr4tchild Oh so true...

[SamusVSMC]

@wr4tchild I understand completly what you mean, but speaking personally it depends on what sort of mood I'm in. I love it all.

[bradorix]

@MMAmachinhead92 awwwww. is it cus there aint a car chase?? :((((((

[Geckuno]

@bradorix OWNAGE

[JuanOfaKind88]

@MMAmachinhead92 Russel Brand is an annoying "comedian" it just depends on your taste in comedy really, some like comedy that makes them laugh and think others like physical comedy and others like comedy were the word fuck, shit, whore, bitch and asshole are thrown around like confetti! If you don't like the guy don't watch his video, plain and simple.

[CasperSpectator]

@MMAmachinhead92 Just you. It might be your sense of humor. Check if you have one.

[Brendan9895]

@MMAmachinhead92 Maybe to you, americans have a different type of humour to english people

[mcnultyfrank]

@MMAmachinhead92 I'm not gunna argue with you as i'm English and don't find russel brand particularly funny, neither do i find Hugh Grant funny in the slightest (i actually find im fucking irritating!), i do like Gervais but i can understand why people don't its an aquired preference. But just try out other british comedians who are aboslutely hilarious, this is a clip from 'would i lie to you' which is hilarious, try the other links on the sides aswell! /watch?v=X2e8IpxWvGE&feature=r­elmfu

[babelfish567]

If you think about it... the blowhole is a modified nostril... xDDD

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Brilliant.

[jumbochalk]

thumbs up if you know this guy from GTA IV!

[harrisontan]

@jumbochalk you should be ashamed

[jumbochalk]

@harrisontan hehe maybe so but he's pure genius

[lolitrolUProductions]

@jumbochalk Are you serious lol, how would you not know about him before that. what about the office for example

[robertkrosl]

@lolitrolUProductions Well if hes not from the UK which im not then its very normal XD.

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

LICK IT!!

[Seethus]

NO its in the head, or nothing

[DaBhaalspawn]

Lol, I learned about him from GTA IV, I absolutely laughed my ass off with his routines in-game, and he's no less funny in real life.

[tehhumantank]

Leshogs! Brilliant!

[neilwilson557]

this is so awesome



[TheMonkiAss]

2:40 HAHAHAHAHHA

[hadibohari]

hahaha bring's a whole new meaning to the term 'Fucking Your Brains Out' with reference to the gay Botos. :p

[040wATTcLUb]

@HunterXray 'Any animal behavior that seems "gay", only seems "gay" because humans think that way.'

What? Most mammals (and several other species) are not exclusively heterosexual. There are some species, for example, sheep species that refuse to mate with one of the opposite gender. Also, bonobos have frequent heterosexual AND homosexual sex throughout their lives. Neuroscientific investigations into hokosexuality in animals ...

[040wATTcLUb]

@040wATTcLUb ...have shown that some brain areas, such as the hypothalamus (a part responsible for sexual behaviours) are sexually dimorphic across the species, depending on their sexuality. There are also massive differences between the brains of animals (including humans) that are dependent on sexuality (such as gay males and hetero women have hemispheres that are of equal size, whereas lesbians and straight men have one hemipshere larger than the other). What do you mean by your statement?

[AmrMacintosh]

does anyone please know the voice of Wheatly in Portal 2 ?

[nonplusjungle]

@AmrMacintosh stephen merchant

[AmrMacintosh]

@nonplusjungle thanks a lot mate 

[TheClassicalSymphony]

lez hogs

[Lennon4ever1]

You gotta be major homophobic to get mad at a comedy sketch about animal homosexuality!

[socksy1999]

174 people cant have sex like any of those animals

[Youaresofullofshite]

He is a comedian you fucken faggots ;-)

[urfavblackguy]

I guess that that one animal skullfucked him

[deniserd4]

Gervais isn't criticizing homosexuality. However, he does categorize these sex acts as bizarre and shocking, which many idiots, unfortunately, extend to human beings and use to argue that homosexuality is unnatural. The thing is, the illustrations may have just as easily been of heterosexual sex and Gervais would have poked fun at them as well. Anyone who knows his comedy knows that he's not homophobic, but there are plenty of nutters who misinterpret the humor and use it to degrade others.

[Sansiara]

gross

[spiritofshiloh]

ALL my male cats are gay and are neutered but "do" the other boys :) One cat does his teddy bear while looking around for a cat to pounce:)

[bhensley80]

If I had to prove animals where more gay yes,I'd think I had a prob.

[bhensley80]

Sorry,I think he has to be the gayest man of all times.

[Steve7508]

Gervais is a-mong the top comedians of his generation.

[NaomiVictoria28]

lezogs



[MsMMAxx]

Now I understand why Botos are pink...

[TheYakoffs]

Какие же тупые, американские гомики. И ваш юмор стал таким же тупым.

[TheYakoffs]

so stupid, american fag.

TURN OR BURN, bro :D

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Ricky Gervais is hated so much on Twitter, dunno why

[Twonk896]

Ricky Gervais does not approve of this video.

[ManicVidsProductions]

Ricky Gervais sent me here

[LDT2102]

I'm gay (well I don't distinguish sexuality, I think each to their own).. but this has me in fit's of laughter! :D Love the Gervais!

[lmjustso]

Ricky Gervais sent me here

[amilateman]

Ricky Gervais sent me here.

[dnoism]

OH MY GOD. SOOOOO FUNNY!

[customcartoons]

He's so talented he can make people laugh without moving a muscle! ^_^ 3:35

[D0ug91]

This guy is a funnier Eddie Izzard :)

[lemonlimelukey]

lezhogs lol

[govtschemes]

@84heroes1 I bet your a christian.

[EideJulie]

@govtschemes Bet you're not an English teacher 

[govtschemes]

@EideJulie How did you know?!?

[Steve0II]

MIND FUCK!

[canefrogfury]

Fucked in the head

[061575292]

He...is fucking him...in the head. absolutely brilliant !

[holykarmor]

@HunterXray If they are both the same sex and are having intercourse, I am pretty sure we are allowed to label it "gay"

[JonM8909]

I LOLED

[JonM8909]

I Rofled

[naderrnr1]

the title made me laugh

[Freddusya]

that's how dolphin gt high IQ i guess LOL

[TheBigCynicalAsshole]

Before actually seeing the first image of his presentation, it felt liek I was watchig Dr. Richard Dawkins for some reason. I love calm britishess, when it comes to biology.

[Toadsanime]

Why in the holy hell are people offended by this and flagging it. I'm gay, and this is certainly not homophobic. If you think that talking about homosexuality is offensive, then the chances are that you're likely homophobic.

I appreciate people trying to 'stand up' for gays, but it's usually people that aren't even gay that get offended by something that isn't even offensive to those of us who are.

[JeremyBarandela]

@Toadsanime That's pretty much true for everything, I think. I'm a diabetic and have been since I was two. Just the other day, one of my friends was eating a donut and another friend told him to eat it somewhere else so as not to offend me. She didn't bother to consider that I could get a donut myself and just give myself a shot of insulin. This sort of arrogance is usually found in those who rarely bother to try to understand the people they are "standing up for" and rather wish to appear noble

[Toadsanime]

@JeremyBarandela Absolutely spot-on example, I think you've explained what I meant better than I did actually; it is indeed people arrogantly failing to try understanding the people they're standing up for when really they just wish to appear just and noble.

[SergeantLuke]

@JeremyBarandela WHAT. Seriously? Did she really think that someone eating a pastry would offend you?

[JeremyBarandela]

@SergeantLuke Yep. People also think I don't know what I can eat, even though I've been doing this for over 17 years

[Ezioman00]

@Toadsanime Nobody supports Gay people. So shut the hell up and nobody is getting offended alryt.

[Toadsanime]

@Ezioman00 1) People were getting offended as people had flagged the video.

2) You're right, nobody supports gay people. It's not as if Ricky Gervais himself or, you know, millions of people, support them.

[customcartoons]

@Ezioman00 Christians and gays have a lot in common, 'cause no one supports Christians, either :)

[MrShaunwheatley]

@Toadsanime Fucking faggot go to hell

[Jonte135]

@MrShaunwheatley Lol.

[Toadsanime]

@MrShaunwheatley Alright man, will do, thanks for the suggestion.

[95Lodgey]

@Toadsanime do you like bumming?

[Toadsanime]

@95Lodgey Absolutely.

[crashowie11]

@Toadsanime Ikr? It's like, just relax people, please...

[MizerLuvr]

@Toadsanime *high fives*

[MizerLuvr]

I wanna be a lezog :P lol

[SOCOM018]

@Toadsanime Couldn't have said it better. Political correctness is ruining our ability to talk comfortably about obvious things around us like race, gender, and sexuality.

[Toadsanime]

@SOCOM018 People are just too overly-cautious about offending people now, and it's often people not even a part of the group they're refering to that get offended by it.

[blez88]

@Toadsanime they get offended because people are dumb and stupid.

[tinyartist18]

@Toadsanime I think it's more because of the drawings than anything else. Don't get me wrong, I don't care, but there's probably some other reason that just a mere discussion about sexuality - as there are relatively graphic pictures shown.

[Toadsanime]

@tinyartist18 Sure, I meant people that are offended by this because of the sexuality-based side of it, I don't think I've seen anyone comment that they've been offended by the pictures in the video. That'd be a different matter really.

[tinyartist18]

@Toadsanime Okay, I hadn't bothered to check.

[Load0Sheep]

Mind Fucked Dolphin

[rfwill13]

I'm kinda of surprised that no one has flagged this video yet.

[TheRaellz]

@rfwill13 for? lol.

[rfwill13]

@TheRaellz Just because his jokes are centered around gays. Not bashing them but SOMEONE will get offended some how and flag it even though there is nothing wrong.

[TheRaellz]

@rfwill13 that's not how youtube flagging works. you can flag something all you want. unless youtube sees that it violates the agreement then it stays up.

[Toadsanime]

@rfwill13 Why would anyone need to flag it?

[PoisonImpurity868]

He... Is Fuckin' HIM!... IN THE HEAD!!

rofl.

[Golobit]

-homophobic comment, irrelevent to the video entirely-

[MrAzerkhan]

the best:

he..

is fucking him...

in the head..

wt!?

[jrich5522]

is this debate really happening? on a video with "gay animals" in the title? grow up and laugh

[LostFREEDOM]

funny as hell.....genious

[KaizerNail]

It's because animals aren't gay, and humans are gay only because our society is a breeding ground for sexual deviants. Why do you think bondage themes are so prevalent in gay culture?

[AgrivatedKillah]

@KaizerNail .. and you would know that because?

[KaizerNail]

@AgrivatedKillah because it's being shoved in my face by liberals.

[haz464]

lol at gay people getting butthurt ;D

[apacheslim]

Fucking faggits are EVERYWHERE

[Heligoland43]

@ernestoguevara1983 Alright, you need to know a little more about biology to understand this. Bees, for instance, are mostly infertile. They breed through kin fitness- they are related to their queen, who breeds for them. Birds are quite often gay, because they have a system of sibling caretaking. An older brother or sister is as related to a sibling baby bird as the parent is (r=0.5). So mating with a same sex bird, building a nest with them, but not producing offspring, is a perfect strategy.