Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines

[OldNewstoUandMe]

1:08 i laughed like crazy

[lonelyjuliet101]

no lie, some of those would probably work on me ;D lol

[MusicXRhythmXLife]

What song is this!? ive heard it before but I'm having a brain fart :P

[lonelyjuliet101]

@MusicXRhythmXLife check yes juliet by we the kings :D

[MusicXRhythmXLife]

@lonelyjuliet101 thank you!!!!

[lonelyjuliet101]

@MusicXRhythmXLife you're welcome ^_^ it's a great song.

[EverythingELSA]

i think that 0:25 might actually work....

[SetsGoddess]

some of those are actually kind of cute...

[TheDarkTung]

What This Song call?

[PuRplenut69]

guy:do you work at subway

Girl:no why

Guy:cuz your giving me a footlong

[BlackmarketFTW]

are your parents retarded because you're special

[nados444]

those r good pick up lines if u wana get slaped

[valkyrie9921]

i dont think these pick up lines would get you anything else but a slap or a drink in the face

[niyalaful]

@XmyXshoesXplus i resad the comment above urs' though as if and then i read ur comment and laughed so hard.

[niyalaful]

Omg i think i would probably be confused if some one says to me. 'theres and exit will you go out with me?' and then looked at me seriously after i say yes thinking he wants to leave together.

[natevidal16]

really the third one wood get me a odd look and then she woodnt let me into her house again i mean i just was in it today woodnt ewant to fuck it up the first time

[rjbeautyqueen66]

Oh great, I've heard these all before. Guys hit on me all the time and I'm not a slut, I actually dress pretty modestly compared to most girls.

ANYWAYS, I just ignore all the guys who hit on me. Why? Because they aren't serious. If you really want to "get" a girl just be nice to her. The right type of girl wants a guy who is a gentlemen, sweet, romantic, and funny. And when you DO date a girl tell her she looks sexy, beautiful, or stunning. Not hot. That makes us feel like a sex object. Thxs!

[THehappyscrEMO]

hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven.................because your face is f*ck up!

[TheHanzo88]

Is that a mirror in your pocket bcuz i see me in your pants

Im like a shower when you turn me on ill make you wet

[MrMachetteguy]

boy: hey baby u got a shovel in your back poket?

girl: no, why?

boy: cause im really digging your ass

xP

[darlingdiva2311]

the best pick up line ever:

Guy/girl: how much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl/guy:idk how much?

Guy/girl:just enough to break the ice. hi my name is_____!!!!!!!!

[eishbosh]

on your mark, get set, suck my dick

[beast7162]

Guy: Wanna go out?

Girl: I have a boyfriend!

Guy: And i have a math test

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?!

Guy: i thought we were both listing things we could cheat on

[richkidz17]

@Hypershot54 Twinkle Twinkle Lil SLUT , Name One nigga You HAVENT Fucked

[TranceformYA]

some one pass the tartar sauce cause i can smell your fish from here!

[rambocoria510]

@XmyXshoesXplus lol nice one i laughed so hard...

[MyGurlz100]

<3 WE THE KINGS <3

[whocareswhatgender]

if i said i want your body would u hold it against me

[MMOGrey]

@whocareswhatgender are u fhacking kidding me>? Britney Spears? -_-

[whocareswhatgender]

@MMOGrey It was a pick-up line b4 she used it asshole. Any more questions? No? Good.

[MMOGrey]

@whocareswhatgender it still is a shitty pick up line,and besides thatyou are the asshole if you actually think are that slutty to fall for that

[MrQuietkidd]

@devinsreeker whats the name of that songg ?

[cripkilla884life]

Girl, if u was a car door.. I'll slam u all night long.

[TranceformYA]

@cripkilla884life so you would slam her if she's a car but as a human you wouldnt slam her?

[lonelyjuliet101]

my friend (who is a girl) is going to use pick up lines on random hot guys at the mall... this video will make the day hilarious :D

[silverhike11]

that shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I would be cumming too

[Crashbandicoot701]

Roses are read

Bullets are lead

Monkeys like you

Shall get shot in the head.

[DarkDChief117]

I'm gonna try and use 3:24 .

[shirlyn31311]

iLOVE Part 2:12 (:

[huhwhyight]

song is....?

[Waynejghost]

@huhwhyight Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings

[huhwhyight]

@Waynejghost thanks

[Waynejghost]

@huhwhyight yes

[VampireOuji]

Licking the girls hand: "I knew it, your sweet."

Give the girl a flower: "Please teach it how to be beautiful. You seem like a profesional."

Sorry my english -.-

[8BallOverAll8]

Did you just fart? because you just blew me away.

[mysterychemistry]

@8BallOverAll8 dude, avoid that one. really. avoid it.

[lizzybethx3]

I like some of these... Lol

[kiya46107]

*comes over with a pretty flower* I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you are.

[XxZombieManicxX]

omg what song is that?

[dolldomination88]

@XxZombieManicxX  Check yes Juliet - We the kings..:D

[XxZombieManicxX]

@dolldomination88 thank u i luv u now :D

[MrXxskaterxx101]

i got one

guy to girl: hey got something on your ass

girl: what do i have she keeps looking

guy: my eyes

[Hypershot54]

twinkle twinkle little slut suck my penis put it in your butt

[devinsreeker]

@Hypershot54 Nah man

[SeaSickDrop]

@devinsreeker i am an astronaut can i explore uranus : 0

[iwubujennym]

@devinsreeker what is the song that izz in dizz vid?

[Iqbaldinho]

@Hypershot54 you'll getchaself a Gay guy with kinda pick up line

[cenationwhere]

@Hypershot54 twinkle twinkle little whor your at school not jersey shore

[mhamen1]

title of the song please?



[brittneywrites]

actually some of these r good...

[IRKproductions1995]

54 people got slapped and dident get laid

[cj271997]

ur beauty is so distracting i ran into a pole so im gunna need ur name and number for insurance reasons ;)

[MrNatedunkin]

nice shoes lest fuck... nice shirt lets fuck.... nice face lets fuck... nice fuck lets fuck

[omfgskittlezX3]

the word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word

[ShibaNamedChewy]

Guy: Will you go out with me?

Girl: Hell no!

Guy: Do you even know what I said?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: What?

Girl: "Will you go out with me?"

Guy: Sure.

[MrNatedunkin]

@ShibaNamedChewy lol bro

[kavalrocks1]

@ShibaNamedChewy Thanks man I could really use that:D!

[ShibaNamedChewy]

@kavalrocks1 Damn straight :D!!

[alexmussach]

I love this hahhahahahaha btw plp the spng is check yes juilet

[FallenAngelKaity]

Wats the song playing in this i like it x.x

[SuperJohn205]

((go to the movie theater and before the show ends say)) this show is boring wanna go out with me?

[BUNDLEofHELL]

"Excuse me, my dick died, can I bury it in your asshole?"

Baby I'll love till a fake rose dies

[deltoidevolution]

hey girl are you a magnet cause i'm the gold medal

[ZeldaWarsXd]

Hey read dont laugh at this! Just do it . Start thinking of something you really really want because this is astounding . The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail so i thought what the heck ! You have been visited by Dr Suesss cat in the hat , he will grant you with one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10 ,9 ,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH ! If you send this to 10 videos within the hour your wish will come true

[invaderzoe1]

wats the name of this f in song i love it

[happyemo873]

I hope there's a fire man around cus you are smoking!

[happyemo873]

OMG there's an angel in the room, false alarm it's just you

[summerluvzgermx]

ok im a girl and 2:06 is creepy! if u see a girl that u like.. DONT WHISPER IN HER EAR LET ALONE O U WANT TO FEEL PRETTY! 

[Faithers715]

I'm a girl and I totally fall for pick up lines

[ryanXsoulia]

Best pickup line ever: Let's not turn this rape into a murder:)

[SOCCERCHIX99]

If u were a booger i would pick u first

[17edgar17]

Hey B*tch, if i flipped a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?..lol

[SuperRedGummybear]

@17edgar17 yeahhh calling her a bitch is so classy.xD

[17edgar17]

@SuperRedGummybear haha i kno...sounds funnier

[ShibaNamedChewy]

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell from Heaven...

Girl: Aww(:

Guy: 'Cause your face is really f**ked up.

Girl: *Kicks guy in the balls*

Guy: OWW!

LOL

[killbill123ish]

lol lol whatta bout this are ur parents retarded coz ur looking pretty special 2 me :P 

[FlashyV2]

@ At the Description, "girls are smart" aahahaha, Funniest part of this video.

[hellohellohello994]

Are you an oowl collector cuz u have a nice set of hooters

[VickyYeh0413]

some of time are really sweet tho, i think my heard would be melt if someone really tell me ... <3

[yafai678y]

me:do u fall from heaven

girl:why

me:couse ur face is fucked up

[Swampertful]

ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

You better start running cause im gonna kill you

[ann96toni]

what's the title of the song?

[SuperRedGummybear]

@ann96toni Check Yes Juliet; We the Kings :]

[sweety3611]

do you know CPR? cause you just took my breath away..... ;)

[rougepwn29]

Guy: IS your dad a baker?

Girl: yes/no

Guy: cuz you've got nice buns

[Swampertful]

@rougepwn29

Guy: R u sitting on sugar

Girl: No

Guy: Cause your ass is sweet

[macslabhand]

guy: did you just fart?

girl: ?@!

guy: coz you blow me away :D

[Cojo887]

*guy* How much does a polar bear weigh?

*girl* I dont know how much?

*guy* Enough to break the ice

[Badskater30]

Do you work for subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

[stinngs120]

Guy:Do you have a boyfriend.

Girl:Ya.

Guy:Pinks is an awsome color.

Girl:What?

Guy:Sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter

[scouser96100]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and u together. Do you know the difference between conversation and sex no? Wanna come to mine and talk? Wanna come to mine and play house? You be tue door and I'll slam ya! That's a nice dress it'll look good crumbled up at the end of my bed in the morning. Is that a mirror I your pocket cause I can se myself in you're pants. and so on and so forth

[Madara978]

This one works

Guy: Hey I remember you.

Girl:From where

Guy: My dreams

Seriously ive used it on tons of girls

Also this is funny

Babe I'm like a Rubiks cube the more you play with me the harder I get

[lilmanic1000]

Are you a happy meal cause your making me smile

[SmurfSalad]

I don't mean to tute my own horn, but i have some pretty funny jokes myself. Just come check out my chanel.

[TheRyan6003]

Guy: is there smoking aloud in hear?

Girl: no blah blah blah

Guy: cause you are

[ahmedniice]

Do you know karate? cause your body is really kickin' girl !!!!!!!

[Irialex9]

Ahahaha! I loved this! I even said 'aw' to some of them, so some of them do work, but I'm pretty sure common sense will tell which ones dont, lol :)

[Nixom1334]

roses are red violets are blue and sunflowers are yellow. wait what? god damm my ADD

[akittoagitto]

what's the name of the song?

[xXlovemrowlXx]

@akittoagitto check yes juliet by we the kings

[halo2802]

will you slap me if i kiss you? (if yes or no kiss her anyway) take the slap and say it was worth it ;)

[MRepicmonkeyofdoom]

hey is that a mirror in your pants cuz i see me inside you.

[DAMM450]

mine is better - Is it cold in here or are you excited to see me :]

[HuricaneMatt]

Hey can have my pants back?

[HuricaneMatt]

Hey can have my pants back?

[hawkeyep900110500]

i git one

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i have a gun get in the trunk

[2201newday]

@hawkeyep900110500 thats great!!

[OblivionDeath1]

Did the sun rise or did u just smile at me? :) I hav alot of funny and sweet lines for anyone. =D

[OblivionDeath1]

What has teeth and holds bck the incredible hulk? My zipper xD

[iceworld610]

I lost my virginity! Can i have yours? (=

[iceworld610]

I dropped my virginity. Can I have yours?

[boompopsizzle]

I'm a girl and I totally fall for pick up lines(:

[sirpurr00]

Check yes Juliet - We the Kings

that is the song FYI

[thoughtsoflife]

I ever SEEN!!!!!!!! REALLY

[MrSuperfrogman1]

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long

[SmurfSalad]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but i have some pretty funny jokes myself. Just come check out my chanel.

[SMURFS5210]

Girls fall 4 pickup lines (I'm a girl)

Like it

[FanGirlMania]

@SMURFS5210 deppens -_- i'd sooo fall for the pancake one ^3^ but i'd slap him if it was something stupid -_- like "if i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me?"

[jose916c]

Or you must be a parking ticket Cus you got FINE written all over you.

[jose916c]

Girl if I flip this coin what's the chances of me getting head.?

[SDRSLH]

girl:I dont know anything about Los Angles

guy:some guys think girls come from there

girl:why?

guy:cause it's the city of angels

a boy told me that once and i was the girl talking...is it cheesy?

[SmurfSalad]

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I have some funny jokes myself. Just come check out my channel.

[TheNightsShadow93]

the pancake one was cute lmao and i frikkin loved "ur senses must b messed up cuz ur eyes r talking 2 me" lol and the gilette one

[TheGlambertgurl101]

THAT OUTFIT IS HORRIBLE TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW!! gee,, that'll get ya slapped, im a girl take it from me lol!

[becauseicanpostit]

Best pickup line ever: "gimme some pussy, bitch or I'll cut your fucking head off!" works better if you have a knife and some privacy.

[pelimiesmikko]

1 Can u borrow a quarter (why?) my mom told to call when i feal love.  2 are your parents clamps or somthing (no why?) youst tought because u are perfect as pearl (second worked on me)

[jonathanmunguia360]

Haha I got one "Are you're parents asses cause your the shit" reply back to this ha

[wingersx]

lol at 3:03 i tried that it worked

[k03dzack]

I hope you have a library card, because I'm checking you out.

[undertaker99364]

yo mama so fat when she went in her bathroom and saw a scale hanging from a rope with a suicide note (someone write back :P)

[nzpker247]

i got punched :(

[QuarterQueen1]

1 I just had skittles, do you wanna taste the rainbow

2 I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

[MrXXXPaintballerXXX]

Funny.

[Puccafan812170]

These are so cute! I wish my bf said some of these to me... *Sigh*

[nzpker247]

@Puccafan812170 ill say them to you baby

[Habbotix]

No, but I mean really?

[GoingTheDistance159]

here's a funny one- my love for you is like diarreha, i just can't hold it in lol XD

[kieba1995]

awwww some of these are actually cute

[TheRawAnonymousGM]

@kieba1995 What do you think are the cutest ones??

[doubleyou94]

lol id say some of those pick up lines might work on me lol nice but some of them well juss get a guy fucked up in the ass lol and mostly slapped lol..... watch who you say things to kuz remember some of us we bite :) lol

[lannen3000]

Lemons are sour roses are red get down on youre knees you owe me an hour

if time was beatuy then you would be an eternity

there you go a fail and a win

[cassienana1]

my ex said alot of pick up lines to me! they were funny and made me laugh! lol

[anniepoo615]

@cassienana1

that's probably why he's your ex

[cassienana1]

@anniepoo615 ...maybe...who knows lol

[GoldenGumiBear]

I'm a digger and i need a whole to dig in BAM!!

I'mma light switch and you turn me on!

Thumbs up so ppl can c

[23surrea1]

song?

[justinbisminebackoff]

@23surrea1 Check Yes Juliet- We The Kings (:

[vanessaissocoollike]

@ 0:06 that is the best pick up line u can say to a girl ...trust me i know because im a girl just saying : )

[durffffffff]

lets play the lion game get on your hands and knees and ill stick my head in your mouth

[anyacelene]

lol i would probably slap a guy if he tried these on me, but if i were already dating the guy it would be cute :D (just a little tip..lol)

[InCityLights]

I got some skittles on my dick... do you wanna taste the rainbow

[TheCrayzeeMan]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I came here

Just to fuck with you.

[jonsandersgame]

In Australia they have a thing called the Australian Kiss, its the same as a French Kiss, but down south...wanna demonstration?

[TheXJthatCould]

@jonsandersgame its down undah

[jonsandersgame]

@TheXJthatCould Dammit

[TheXJthatCould]

@jonsandersgame haha

[mrrazboi]

i got one is your dad a baker cuz u have big buns, thumbs up if u like :P

[JessikaLynnJonas]

you have the best song playing ! :DD<3

[taytaytay2010]

ooooooh i have one:  ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

I FORGOT THE REST CUZ IM THINKING OF U

[dhsainnawapPhoenix]

I'm a Rubix-cube the more you play with me, the harder I get.