Ween - Touch My Tooter

[godhelpusall1]

I will always associate this whole album with cleaning out the bong and smokin' res when I was in college. Doesn't matter how straight n' sober I am whenever I listen to it now. I can still smell it burning my throat and the light gets all sharp. :) Love me some Pure Guava.

[SCROGY]

Ween farted and destroyed the world as we know it.

[oreowizard1]

fucking beautiful 

[97nachotv]

What a stupid song. That's why I love Ween.

[DFTF2]

@97nachotv touch my tooter, smoocher <3

[MrDeman813]

@97nachotv

[CGW420]

ahhh the joys of mentally ill people making great music.

[13Mimzz]

@CGW420 piss off, ween is safe.

[CGW420]

@13Mimzz nah bro i think they are great, just gotta be a little bit tweaked to make music like this :) wasn't having a go or anything. i think they are a great band.

[13Mimzz]

@CGW420 me too :) there my fave band

[DamnEmoKids]

Dude this song is hilarious. Its so bad that its good.

[rabidchipmonk1]

What if you dont have a tooter?

[13Mimzz]

@rabidchipmonk1 :)

[666lilj]

its funny the way he sings... cause its so true

[SecretTimeWarp]

Captain Beefheart, anyone?

[egset33]

Tom Waits anyone?

[einfacheinM]

@egset33 ouuuu yes! tom waits, my number one forever!

[Lelel000]

kinda cool once you listen to it 5 or 6 times. ... .. don' t try though.

[cotymcclung]

/watch?v=_FPSKKHO1UY

[TheGuitarMan0imgonna]

He sounds like cookie monster, or a dying moose or something.

[ChocolateAndJelly123]

0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00

[ChocolateAndJelly123]

1:24 I like this part

[ChocolateAndJelly123]

im having this song played at my wedding,,,,,my wife also agrees

[AirPickles]

five people have never rubbed bacon fat on their nipples

[bntlyboi]

im sure this song would be nice if it didnt sound like he was being brutally murdered

[dylanfan1969]

@bntlyboi This is what the Rolling Stones would sound like if you were floating high on nitrous oxide...

[ChocolateAndJelly123]

Favorite part is on 1:27

[floridacomedyfan]

This is Ween doing their best Mick Jagger and the Stones impression.

[slippertails]

he sounds like randy newman on DMT

[tazer95]

@slippertails Lol

[sonofatellus]

best way of saying kiss my ass of all god-damned time

[sclarke0506]

inhalants

[everyoneisondope]

"SONNY!  AINT IT FUNNY AND I DONT THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN SHE STARTS TO GROOVE."

I love how he sounds like a middle-aged black man losing his mind.

[xeroa25cj3]

What?! this song is great! he sounds drunk!'



[HumanBornFree]

Who needs the beatles when you've got Ween.

[panzercat39]

@HumanBornFree Who?

[HumanBornFree]

@panzercat39 nice ;)

[panzercat39]

@HumanBornFree I try,keep it brown!

[M1n1ng0wn4g3]

@HumanBornFree Ok no.

[Carnsuelo]

smeachers!

[americannapalm]

tootie smoocher

[tattleboad]

ah the sweet sounds of memphis!

[panzercat39]

@tattleboad Great comment,made my laugh.

[tattleboad]

@panzercat39 memphis is awesome

[panzercat39]

@tattleboad Yes,memphis is great,though this being the sound of memphis makes it greater still.

[maximilian333]

whin yir chhhwallken shrthrough d rewm

[TheGOFAWKYOURSELF]

can i touch it ..please ..can i touch it...please..just a littlle touch ..i'll even warm my hands b4 i touch it..come on just a little feel..i wnt to touch your tooter..scrotum

[TheSpursChamps]

I eat porkchops in the nude on Wednesdays

[32andsixpence]

are these guys drunk?

I mean this is pretty incoherent

either way I like it still, makes me want to giggle

[CalinWatson]

If this song were a food, it'd be spaghetti mixed with Sunny D and vomit.

[CalinWatson]

The longer I listen, the harder I laugh.

[jaminjamesbaby]

@CalinWatson ahahaha dude! seriosuly i agree.

[Tikidew]

Ah ... Ween, why must I love so?

[nervouswreck75]

every time i hear this song i imagine a poor country black man dressed in overalls, sitting on his back porch overlooking the mississippi delta, and playing his banjo with his loyal coon dog, Sounder, by his side! :D

[bbgankster]

I own the official Ween patented Scotchgard inhaling kit. It saw very limited production. It also works well with regular old Krylon snooters.

[xxxdavidshumakerxxx]

I like the beat man

[wafflesandflesh]

how come you never call my buggy back?

[tvincent1978]

I always thought this was making fun of David Lee Roth.

[ace666ster]

wow i write a random comment about suicide and everyone replys to it and i love how everyone encourages me to kill myself but sorry to say im not suicidal so your encouraging comments were for nothing

[broadcastmyass4u]

yell heah!

[mswhistlebillie]

\,,/

[ilikepie37]

@ace666ster Your comment's so retarded i want to kill myself for reading it.

[hellboycrap52]

@ilikepie37 exactly so ace666ster ur so retarded i want to kill myself ace666ster and if u have nothin nice to say keep it to urself fag

[gorditaking69]

@ilikepie37 well put my good friend !! Ween is the shit

[plasticpolitic]

@ace666ster hahahaha please yeah kill your self hahahahaah LOL

[plasticpolitic]

@ace666ster hahahaha please yeah kill your self hahahahaah LOL

[finneganbomb]

@ace666ster

I kind of like this song more knowing this.

[s2theydney]

@ace666ster How weird, I want you to kill yourself too. And I thought I was the only one.

[manmanguy]

@ace666ster yes suicide is the only answer for you. Believe it. Noone really loves you or cares about you, so, why not end it all?

[TheTrainRex]

@ace666ster FUCK YOU THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS BY ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER!

[VisionsDoAmorVisions]

@ace666ster i wish that james hetfield retardness could embrace that

[voltron420420]

@ace666ster see your attitude is like when you were 6 and thought girls were gross and had cooties, now adays you love pussy and cant get enough. thats how you are with ween, one day your grow up and get it. hang on little fella, the boognish will put some hair on your nuts

[ace666ster]

@voltron420420 your insult is awesome everybody else has retarded insults you my friend are a genius at insults

[manmanguy]

@ace666ster Don't let us stop you.

[101hatchetman]

@ace666ster ur moms so retarted i want to kill my self

[SexyVistaNerd]

@ace666ster It's your fault for listening to it assfuck troll.

[markyyyyyyyy321]

@ace666ster  You don't appreciate music so why listen to it?

[JonnyInfinite]

I can't work out whether this is great or awful

[KlausBF]

touch my tutor, he helps me with math

[freebird887]

ween sucks

[jakep42zer0]

@freebird887 your a tool

[freebird887]

@jakep42zer0 your a fag

[jakep42zer0]

@freebird887 classic....

[freebird887]

@jakep42zer0 I'm just surprised it only took me like 2 seconds to write it. So how about you stop trolling around on the internet and looking at peoples comments going oh!!!!! Imma go to this guy and start bantering with him. And come up with a better responce then your a tool and classic btw.. ive heard these before.

[jakep42zer0]

@freebird887 come on man....now you just sound like an idiot....most likely between the ages of 9 and 12

[exthelpfile]

ITA: Precariously balanced lemons, poo, tooters, and other endless sources of amusement. =D

[blzbug242]

rock on smoocher

[Fetrey]

I listen to this song while rubbing bacon fat on my nipples.

[gje96fcb]

@Fetrey r u a girl?

[jojoluvtool]

@Fetrey that's tight lol

[nervouswreck75]

@Fetrey I wish i could repeatedly hit the "vote up" button. This comment is just too awesome. 0.0

[phineasgauge69]

@Fetrey BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[meesterrain]

"...And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove". This song is awesome, especially live.

[ezekieloak]

Man I forgot about this album. Glad youtube is here. I think I'll buy it again. This time as a CD - not a tape. I think that tape melted with my brain on a camping trip with my brothers, I don't remember. Something about all of us being sparks rising until the ember dies. Yeah, that was Brown before the Sun. And then sunrise came and then, after the melting began... yeah. I don't remember.

[weenrocker]

Were you frying L,

[toddzilla1794]

@ezekieloak

preach on my friend!!!

[videojudge01]

and i thought 'little birdy' was trippy lmao!

[bossudude420]

little birdy IS trippy, and puushin the little daises