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  • never gets old...

  • Obama ad on one of crowder's videos = waste of advertising money

  • its funny because its fake

  • THE 3 BIGGEST LIES by a president-

    1. read my lips- no new taxes-

    2. I didn't inhale-

    3. I just released my long form birth certificate-

    Which one is the LIE of the century? Ask Alan Keyes or Pastor James David Manning-

    They R decent black men who will loudly state- OBAMA IS A FRAUD-

    Keyes & Manning both refuse to call him president and Pastor Manning is shocked at his brazen audacity to FORGE a birth certificate and then put it on COFFEE-CUPS & T-SHIRTS for Democratic fundraisers-

  • i love this video ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!....

  • Here,Take some food stamps,then go get some candy.

  • I would have loved this video, if the characters in it weren't so damn creepy.....funny jokes though.

  • In 2010, I went as Hugo Chavez. I actually look like him, so it was a ton of fun.

  • Those kids are horrifying lol awesome video

  • this is SCARY

  • OBAMA : IDIOT ;)

  • I love how this video is in response to "Naked Man Arrested"

  • Why do these damn libtards keep talking about the wonders of socialism when history has proven time and again that it's a failed system which stiffles creativity, competition, encourages dependancy, and is morally corrupt?

  • @DonaldDoggett What occupies the spot where much of Europe should to be in your world?

  • Obama's Halloween should be called Spook-tacular.

    (Thumbs up if you get the joke.)

  • It's funny how the rich got the poor to fight so vehemently on their behalf.

  • @quidproquo2004 It's also funny how no one from the right comes up with a real solution for the millions of uninsured but just denounce Obama's plans as "SOCIALISM!" and leave it at that.

  • "So how about, BITE ME!" LoLoL

  • XD this is funny because its true

  • lol

  • Great! Keep it up brother!

  • I find it very funny how liberals see themselves as the hero Robinhood when they tax the so called rich, but the reality is they miss the point of what Robinhood really did he didn't steal from just any rich people he stole from the rich in government. he stole the money that was taxed out of the hands of the poor and gave it back to them so that they could afford to eat. He fought the tyranny of an overbearing and unjust government.

  • @Murtah Robin Hood also stole from the clergy and oppressive landlords. So it wasn't just the government. The government was not the only force capable of extortion back then. And even if he did fight back against an unjust king, he didn't challenge the system, he only waited until a better king came along. Ah, what am I saying, he wasn't even real.

  • ah-hah hah ha ha hah he he he ho-he ho-hah.....and I thought my jokes where bad....

  • Biden @0:40 LOLOLOLOLOL

    This is so creepy, but it just makes it even more hilarious!

  • lmfao awesome just pure awesomeness

  • my god your cheap!

  • in fact, it's so funny i gotta watch it again. TRICK OR TREAT

  • @Ladiestreat just pull your head outta your liberal ass. this is funny as hell.

  • @Ladiestreat

    you mean last comic standing you dumb ass it still comes on 

  • @Ladiestreat because Stephanie miller/Bill Maher/Hal Sparks/and Garaffolo are so high brow and intelligent

  • Thats some fuuuuuunnnnyyy true stuff..

  • lol its past x-mas but thats still funny...

  • the way they got the politcal message in was pretty clever

  • Theirs so many videos on youtube of people making fun of bush why cant someone make a video making fun of obama hangman?

  • 1968hangman ia a dumb Obama supporter faggot and he is shit

    there that makes more sense

  • @1986hangman

    actually if you ask most republicans you know the ones that aren't rich they'll tell you they absolutely hated bush i myself am a independent

  • @1986hangman Open Mindedness is abound

  • i was a native american with a compund bow

  • LOL

  • I was John Mayer for halloween

  • I was a PMC for a party =)

  • I love the girl saying Trick or Treat

  • Theere Needs to be a sequel with Carl and Cindy going up to the White House front door singing Christmas Carols.

  • Now that....is a great idea.

  • lol Biden.

  • Funny video :D. You sounded a lot like him.

    My costume was supposed to be some sort of punk person. Didn't turn out so well, but whatever.

  • Cindy is so cute!

  • pause it at 00:12 second xD lol

  • cause hes black. not cause hes done anything. we can afford to lose him, and we should.

  • i am with you!@#$#%@#$%@#$#%$#$##$

  • Popular President? So, the president doesn't need to have common sense anymore? Does he just need to look good on a freekin' camera?

    Look, Obama is black. I don't really care about his race. I disagree with his policies because they're stupid. Plus he's insulted the pope, England, and bowed to some king. Americans don't bow to kings! We look them straight in the eyes and say, "Yo! Don't attack us cause then we'll probably just have to kill you if you do!"

  • AMEN!

  • @SenshiofWolves Worse than that, he bowed to the Emperor of JAPAN! 

  • @SenshiofWolves Yeah! We can't have our president behave politely to a head of state! That's cowardice! Plus, we all know how great the pope is, how dare Obama insult a head of state! Even if it was because the Pope covered up child molestation and discouraged the use of contraceptives in disease ridden Africa.

  • @EnigmaticNothing I detect a sense of sarcasm in your writing. ^-^ Thank you for not insulting me!

    Look, no one is perfect, behaving politely isn't cowardice, it's called showing respect which many people obviously lack. This man is representing our country and if he can't represent us in a good way and not make true a stereotype that some many see us as, then he needs to stay in the US.

  • @SenshiofWolves You were making fun of him because he "bowed to some king". He's not insulting us by bowing to the emperor of Japan, because bowing is a way of showing respect in Japanese culture, and he's just trying to demonstrate an understanding of other cultures. He's getting a lot of undeserved flak for it.

  • @EnigmaticNothing he also bowed to the saudi king.

  • @EnigmaticNothing It was the King of Saudi Arabia everyone was offended at I believe.

  • @SenshiofWolves Maybe. But don't hate on him for the wrong reasons. Hate him for being a compromiser, and a man who gives empty promises, not for superficial things like what goes on in front of the camera. I'm sure he felt as full of sh*t about himself as you do about him during those times.

  • @SenshiofWolves God Bless you!!! You are a true American Patriot!!

  • that's y his approval rating as of now (12-12-09) is 47%, the lowest of any president in the history of this country at this poin in their term. yea real popular

  • Plugs J-O-B-S what's the URL phone number Biden character: ROFL

    Hussain with his Robin Hood Self Redistributionist ways & Funny Math

  • Loved this Steve! It'S EXACTLY how POTUS RUNS THINGS!

    Spread the wealth is his THEME!

  • "Preferably Treat" LOL

  • I LOVED THAT! The Halloween tax, it was awesome.

    I pull shit like this on liberals a lot. It's amazing how they don't want to share THEIRS, but they want others to share what they have. Reminds me of that fat fuck Michael Moore who is all pro union until it comes to HIS MOVIES. Then it's all cheap labor.

  • Knowing Obama he would make a halloween tax for real.

  • Let's not forget how much sugar is in that Halloween candy! Since we are now going to start with a 'sin' tax on soda pop, may as well include candy for a year-round Halloween tax.

  • Obama is an idoit and a commie.

  • Hysterical  ... I really enjoyed this one!

  • does ur family pay taxes. i would hope so. well now with all these crap plans and policies obama's setting the taxes your family is paying with its hard earned honest money is going to pay for other peoples healthcare and other things. if everyone was honest and also payed there taxes this plan owuld work, but guess what half the people ur supporting with ur own money DONT!!!!!!!!! so if ur fine putting mexican families who dont pay taxes healthcare, thats great, but i am not

  • LMFAO i'll give you 12cents for UNICEF!!!

  • The Obama impression was good at first, but about half way through he seemed way more like Bush.

  • I dressed as the goth girl in the movie "Death Note" the second Kira =)

    How about you Steven? What did you dress up as?

    (oh btw yes I noticed the note lol ... not a lot of ppl pay much attention to details now a days)

  • hahahahaahahaahhaha!!!!! thats the SHIT !!!!!!!!! FUCK OBAMA !

  • Ye, great video! xD

  • Hard to watch your hero take some heat?

    get used to it.

  • Lol that was FUNNY!

  • you dont get it , it metaphors the healthcare system he planned

  • that wasnt the point dumbass his plan is misguided crowder knows exacty what hes talking about

  • Well, do YOU know what socialism is? Because if you can't see the Obama administration leading us to it, then you must not have a real knowledge of what it is. Obama wants the government to run everything, our buisnesses, our healthcare, regulate how much money a certain CEO should be making... go ahead and make some sincere research on what I've just typed, and you will find that what I've just described is true.

  • You expect them to do research?

    That would require them to think.

  • In the words of president Reagan: "Universal healthcare is the foot in the door for socialism". End of arguement.

  • @Emanouche

    Name 5 bad things about socialism.

    (No its comi shit)

  • @meraged I'd be glad to fill you in on 5 bad things about socialism. Runs the government and the country into the ground economically, leads to centralized government which is prone to corruption and outside influence, creates a true class system (ruling class vs. country class), degrades the quality of life and standard of living of it's citizens, and I know you said no "comi (commie) shit" but really it's concepts are routed in (dun dun dun) communism. Now I could go on and on but there's 5.

  • @meraged

    1. It's immoral (stealing from hard working people to give to others),

    2. it's wasteful (see the deficit),

    3. it increases the power and size of the government,

    4. it's been tried many times (in this country and others) and hasn't worked in the past,

    5. And the leaders who promote it are Keynesians and I can go on about that forever

  • @meraged oh that is just TOO easy

  • @Emanouche So is social security, roads, government, taxes, society, etc. But whatever.

  • @Emanouche In the words of president Reagan: "Trees cause more air pollution than cars do."

    So what? How is Reagan a reliable authority? He took money from Social Security, cut funding for public education, raised the defense budget needlessly and tripled the national debt.

  • @Emanouche first of all you you dont know how to spell argument, and second the argument starts up again once you realize Reagan was out of his mind and had early stages of alzheimer's in office

  • @Emanouche Ronald Reagen quote FTW~!!!!

  • @Emanouche Public education was the foot and it's in the door for a long time. I didn't matter for a while but it started to matter big time as soon as the Zeitgeist became leftist. Now that it is, I don't get what difference health care makes when you already surrendered the schools, the academia and the media to the government. Get the government out of ideas, health care is the least of your problems.

  • Why are you here, Euro? Just to repeat tired talking points? Go celebrate over a mass grave or something. F-off.

  • @redFISTofEUROPE Who's flagging these comments as spam? Apparently the government isn't the only thing capable of censorship

  • @Emanouche And everything that happened in the Bush administration didn't increase the scope of the government.

  • I don't know if you can really criticize people so much on what they think socialism is. A brief look at your profile makes it seem like you think it's an occupation.

  • No, not because you describe yourself as a "passioned socialist", but because you have that listed under your occupation.

    I guess it does make sense, though, in the fact that you're a professional at shirking responsibility, and don't actually have a real job.

  • wow

    its just amazing how fast we now switch to insults. but i guess i can't imagine some real content from people like you.

  • That wasn't intended to be that insulting. I don't know how else you could consider it an occupation, otherwise.

    And what about people like me? Is that supposed to be some thinly veiled bigoted remark?

  • Holy hell that was funny! LMAO!!

    Steven... your Obama impression was perfect!

    5 *stars*

  • Funny!

  • Carl voice and eye movement are amazing...."what are you talking about"

  • rofl almost thought that was the real Obama from the way he handles things.

  • I love Carl and Cindy!!!

  • those kids.... they dont have noses

  • fuck obama in his white hair

  • those kids sure look creepy

  • Oh....:) That was VERY good.

  • my daughter was a clown, i was a clown too but i dont make enough as a clown so i had to get a second job as a mover...that was my costume...i got off work late, what do you want me to say?

  • Great, now I have to redeem Tete a Claques because of this, good job arseholes.

  • I LOVE Carl and Cindy!!

  • This was pretty good, simple and to the point.

  • i had a costume thrown together from stuff around my store comprised of a cane, mask, and hat if i had a cape i could've been a distinguished gentleman

  • lol its like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, great video

  • good job

  • i wrote book on my face and went as the popular social networking site known as facebook, thanks to "the office"

  • I'll give you candy, take half of yours, and give you credit....

    Love it!

  • Those faces were bizarre.

  • did you give out any candy? any at all?

    lol

    i went as a centaur,. and my friend went as my rider. it was a 2 person costume.

  • AWESOME video..i went as a jaguar (not the car). Love the Biden comment!

  • Wow...Is that what Steve Oedekirk is doing these days? Good for him!!!

    Long live Crowder...

  • lol, you made biden look good

  • haha demoklans..

  • obama: ...and probably send you to gitmo!

    carl: i thought you closed gitmo.

    obama: nope.

    ROFL!

  • I dressed up as one of the scariest things out there...an IRS Agent.

  • @the2thmaker

    You have that right; lol

  • I dressed as Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th. Obama and his cohorts are scarier. TRICK OR TREAT!

  • lol good video!

  • So simple that children even understand socialism. Obama is a socialist

  • joe needs to go to the dentist lol

  • this is awesome

  • where did u get all that candy where did u get all that

  • she doesn't call it a performance, she calls it charity

  • Oh my gosh, I freakin' love Carl! That kind has a head on his shoulders! :D Hilarious.

  • "That's way too much candy for one kid, and yes, it's free for kids like you who can afford costumes"- Love it!

  • ROFL!!! As usual SC! X-D

  • I love Cindy!

  • prafty;

    I totally agree with your comment! In answer to your questions(which I don't know if you wanted literal responses to or if they were rhetorical)the Conservative/Republican party are all those things because sadly they grew up with parents who didn't know how to tell their "gifts from God" no and they got whatever they wanted at the exact moment the demanded it(think: Eric Cartman from 'South Park'). It's like they say: Simple minds(Republicans), simple pleasures.

  • Ummm...I was never told I was God's gift...I never really went to church...My parents earned poverty level wages. I put myself through college because I worked hard and received high grades and scores on my ACT. I am most certainly a Conservative, but not a Republican. Please close your mouth, because all that spews out of it is ignorant filth.

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  • I love it!

  • Beautiful!!

  • GOP wins New Jersey and Virginia!

    Take that, King Barry!

  • "I thought you closed Gitmo".

    "Nooope".

    If there's anything that could sum up Obama in two lines of dialogue, that's it right there.

  • dude chill lol. it's just the title of a vid. search 'BONER IN CHURCH'

  • lol wtf? wtf is BONER IN CHURCH?? hahaha

  • hilarious vid. best vid since BONER IN CHURCH hahaha or was that even the same guy??

  • my dad says youre a solcialist. yep yeah he does sya that. lol....PETER!

  • HAHAHA, that was your best video yet! genius! ^_^

  • I disagree with either stimulus but I have a question. If Bush started this outrageous spending with stimulus number 1 and Obama is taking credit for "saving the economy" and hasn't spent much of the stimulus number 2. Is there any hypocrisy that every screw up was Bush and every benefit is because of Obama? Does anyone use the grey fatty cells between their ears anymore?

  • All pro-Obama advocates have the same argument every time! Well Bush did this and Bush did that, this is about OBAMA not Bush. So before you try and throw around that response, address the matter at hand no the previous president.

  • Hah...that's a laugh. If Obama had fucked up his 8 years as badly as Bush did us liberals would never hear the end of it.

    Clinton sure didn't.

  • So, of course you remember the heat that Bush took in '04 for low flu vaccine supplies...and the complete LACK of accountability Obama is experiencing now.

    Yeah...liberals "never hear the end of" anything. They just slap their hands over their ears screaming "La La La La! I'm not listening!"

  • No...I dont know who the hell would make Bush accountable for vaccines unless he did something stupid, which he probably did..

  • I would like you to remember that for the last four years the democrats controlled the house and the senate. Furthermore it wasnt Bush's idea to make the loan companies give loans to people who could not afford them, which is a large part of why we are having the problems we are having today.

  • hahahaha rofl :) this cracks me up. who says obama is going to get 8 years?

  • If you guys put up another Palin-esque retard you bet he will....