Half life: Full Life Consequences

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

1:17 - 1:22 he almost laughs lol

[MrPypap]

Did a child make this story?

[ManicMike26]

whats the name of the song at 3:12

[Dianacat777]

And the pants were dead

This is a work of art.

[Harpieangel1]

Me: The PANTS were dead! Haha! Hahahaha!

My Brother: You know he meant plants, right?

Me: No.

My Brother: Man, you're stupid.

Me: But I can make FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES! HAHA The pants were dead.Haha!

[GeMod299]

Looks Like he is almost laughing some times XD

[themilliondollararm]

2:50 thats what most people today look like when they shoot guns anyway XD

[dave27786]

why gman is there? xDD

[dunejumpertwc]

Wow, I never thought a Gmod video could be classic.

But this IS a classic.

[minijedwards4]

i would make this a cartoon on tv if i could and im gonna show my kids this and there gonna laugh there brain out like toats!

[johnchandara]

me:i cant give you my paperwork

boss: why?!

me: because you are a bitch!

[Harpieangel1]

@johnchandara "Why?!" the boss said back to me. :D

[snypo12]

Fightin' Thar final boss... My favorite quote

[Blackbirdness]

What did I just stumble upon?!

[Harpieangel1]

This is AMAZING!

[donwantstobesedated]

How can he shoot the cop if he didn't have a wepon?

[PointMan7642]

I feel sorry for the pants.

[glovokendo]

between 1:10 and 1:22 you can hear the narrator laughing a little bit.

[FanFalco]

How did John Freeman shoot the headcrab officer in the head as "he didn't have weapon" one minute earlier?

[swittzman]

@FanFalco SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT!

[FanFalco]

@swittzman Hey man, no need to get mad, I just commented about something I found funny. OF COURSE I DO enjoy the video. It wasn't meant to be a criticism. It's one of the best fanfic I've ever seen!

[swittzman]

@FanFalco lol i know.

i was just doing that thing that people do. OVER REACTING! lol its all good

[SpyroCoolLP]

Ok, a tip to others, don't eat while watching, you'll choke with laughter like I almost did.

"John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece."

[LineDancer97]

Can't tell if hilarious or epic... or both.

[NeahoBosozuku]

2:45

"John Freeman smiled and walked fast.-ZOOM-"

lol

[Psychid45]

@NeahoBosozuku You wouldn't happen to know what the name of the song is played at that point, would you?

[NeahoBosozuku]

@Psychid45

Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack : Inferno

[Obbymaster2253]

I lol every time

[TheMrbrown93]

i'm downloading this so future generations can still watch it even if SOPA wins

[halo4dead1]

@TheMrbrown93 ive been wondering whats SOPA

[CrazyFox7000]

lol flying headcrab

[foojuice101]

SquirrelKing is one of my idols.

I truly admire all his ability to harness the complexity of the English language, and use it to weave such eloquent, masterful prose such as this. People criticize him only because they are too simple-minded to understand even the basic meaning of the deeply poetic sentences he constructs. His work is not meant to be understood by mere mortals; his work is too deep.

I highly recommend others to read the rest of the stories in his masterpiece collection.

[Tiffawesomeness]

0:41!! omfg when he flails his arms and smashes his computer i died!

[ElFantabuloro]

how could he shoot head crap officer if he didnt have weapon?

[yofune99]

i should stop watching this before it makes sense :L

[CenterEntertainment]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

he didn't have any "wepons" because he didnt want to see zombie

but the ociffer got shot by him?

[yofune99]

@CenterEntertainment weapon theft

[CatChimeraCrystal64]

My friend and i watched this on a quiet bus. XD

[Mnwga]

my math test had the name josh freeman or so name to it. so i crossed that out and wrote 'Gordan' on top of it.

[TheMrbrown93]

AWESOMENESS!

[S08Shockwave]

1,242 people are actually dead pants.

[darthflyeroflines]

I never axed for this

[RandomZace]

ravenholdm was nothing nye!

[SnooglebumExists]

Old, but still a classic.

[Arbiter117343]

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD!

[pf12351]

Nice videos including all the WergBurg videos

[gunnerpickle]

For some reason "You should come here earlier next time" always cracks me up the most.

[Steven89444]

wow... i remember watching this video years ago, and laughing like hell

[DaMasterSarge]

@Steven89444 So do I. I still laugh like hell.

WEPON!

[kelleroid795]

Looked down on the ground and found WEPON.

[rinkmeifucan]

that was... intense.

[AddictingRSMVs]

Dear god. I know the person who made this vid didnt write the story, just made the vid and narrated it, but whoever wrote it I feel so bad for their previous english teachers and future ones...

previous ones must have failed at their job and not taught him shit.

future ones are gonna have the worst time of their careers when they have him.

[XenoSpyro]

@AddictingRSMVs it sounds like this on purpose

[AddictingRSMVs]

@XenoSpyro ik i said that. I mean the kid that wrote it this narrator didn't write it, he's readin it and makin a vid of it. the writer was some like 8 yr old kid.

[XenoSpyro]

@AddictingRSMVs Explain how you could possibly know that...

[RyouuichiKun15]

@AddictingRSMVs

You idiot he made it so bad on purpose

[AddictingRSMVs]

@RyouuichiKun15 ok look

guy narrating: made it bad on purose

actual writer: tried to make it good but failed.

[amazingcomedy2]

@AddictingRSMVs You are an idiot.....

[RyouuichiKun15]

@AddictingRSMVs

ok look

guy that replied to this : Idiot

guy that wrote the Fanfic: Troll. Look at his Fanfiction profile - he has alot of these Fanfics like Halo:Halos in space

[AddictingRSMVs]

@RyouuichiKun15 Nah.

[TehSawnderz]

At 1:17 he starts laughing 

[TheHoboUniverse]

And the pants were dead.

[Tojan360]

i just watching the whole series 4 times in a row now

[DrNazus]

Did 4chan write the script?

[zerrierslizer1]

the gorden freeman is a lie!!

[CityofButterfly]

I would kill to see a crossover between this series and My Immortal.

[mujuma]

@CityofButterfly I attempted to read that... I only got so far.

[BlandoTaco]

"there was no birds singing and the pants were dead"

what the hell is he trying to say with that

[birkinsmith88]

@BlandoTaco i think he meant 'plants' XD

[ultimetpizza]

And he yelled at the top of LUNGS

[AtomicWin]

You don't even know how hard I LOL'd at 1:24. XD

AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY (???)

[jmo1234m]

What?

[PerishEvil47]

He starts laughing at 1:20

[MrTehnaruto444]

WEPON

[rbrbran277]

I took an arrow in the knee because I did not have wepon

[09Gigaman]

and the pants where dead

[MrBeastvolks]

HOLY LOL!



[XXTheZombiesXX]

GORDAN FREEMAN LOOKS LIKE HOUSE

[syntheticgod8]

This is not a repeat of a radio play from 1941.

[3DPlanets]

This should be the plot for HL3.

[masivegmood]

@3DPlanets oooh yeah bro

[Obbymaster2253]

@3DPlanets It is, and this is the trailer.

[Gleefreak47]

Googled "Really bad fan fiction" and ended up here. I am now crying with laughter. What a good day.

[klauzer16]

ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY ON YOUTUBE !

[PantsOffGaming]

Dear Valve

Please make this canon.

Love

Yognaughts

[brandon77091]

did u know that john freeman's binoculars are a pair of jars XD

[mclovin911]

little ole man

[Psychol4312]

Miota nim jak szatan!!!!!!!!!

[TheFinalSentinel]

Please tell me I'm not the only one now who didn't watch this because of Yogscast.

P.S. and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky...



[Mastersecret100]

We all want motorcycle like one John Freeman has. Don't try deny it, you know it rue.

[MrLaxdude89]

NO! NOT THE PANTS

[Mastersecret100]

<------- HIDDEN

[Fanficme]

We welcome video fanfic at Fanfic.me We'd love to have you join us!

[Mastersecret100]

I'm pretty sure that if this was released as a movie it would gross $5,000,000,000,000,000.

[runedude65]

Poor guy who rote this, he must be retarded.

[terminator499]

2:07 How did he shoot him if he got the wepon later?

[ThatGuy979183]

Sounds like my first grade fiction story.

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

fighting ther Final Bawrss

[cravenit1]

how can he shoot cop if he had no weps

[ddr4taffy]

@cravenit1 BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!!

[will745701]

LOOK OUT BRO!

[Valce]

I don't care how cheap this video is, it took some god damn genius to think of it haha XD

[WoodPostable]

Watched out for zombies, cause he had no weapon. Shoots zombie one minute later.

[emu2469]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND TINA BARRAT HAS THE BALLS!

[Angelus00000]

@VirgilHilts1944 NO. Headcrabs have dirty THINKS and should not operate HEVY MACHINARY UNDER PENALTY OF LOG!!!

[22CrimsonTide22]

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Bring. Ambulance.

[MickVersusYou]

Lost my shit as soon as Bill Nye made a cameo.

[Aceangleheart1]

once me and my brother and my dad went for a walk and we saw a pair of pants on the ground...so i shout out THE PANTS ARE DEAD! :)

[prettyVACANTPISTOL]

4:27 OH MY GOD I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM.

[1990supersonic]

wait how did he shoot the zombie officer? oh wait nevermind, he found the gun.

[Kollynator]

2:00 I thought he dint have any guns ?

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

@Kollynator It's not supposed to make sense so that's why this story has plotholes :P

[guyople]

@Kollynator lol don't try to make sense of this

[alvariux1123]

@Kollynator he grabbed t from the offisrs

[Kollynator]

This makes no fucking sense xD

[drawer111]

im going to set up a light and a can full of water and shoot it... with my gun - search this... first result

[InsanePsychoRabbit]

You write like a 5-year-old. Actually, that makes it funnier.

[InsanePsychoRabbit]

@InsanePsychoRabbit Excuse me, squirrelking writes like a 5-year-old. You make it hilarious.

[speeps84]

Well that was hilarious.

[CheeseCakeBomber]

This is what got me into gmod!

[Fallenshadowv3]

I came here because I ran into a member of this film-group in a brony server in TF2. He played this through the mic due to popular demand.

[TheNegaFlare]

lmfao this was hilarious

[mikeyman6]

the top of lung

[fernandosafarez]

there story is rily scarry !!!!! :D

[07marlowj]

At 1:19 you can hear him laugh. Also, FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[rowst72]

WEPON!!

[abyssalspecter93]

This is the WORST Garry's Mod machinima I've ever forced myself to watch ._____. god damn this is fucking horrible.

[Wafflesmart]

@abyssalspecter93 That's the point

[abyssalspecter93]

@Wafflesmart Not really. Everyone thinks this is hilarious, and I really don't see it.

[dreadwing2020]

FUNNY!!!!

[gunnerpickle]

God damn it, I love those zombie goasts. "BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE" xD

[GLaD0S100]

FIGHTIN TER FINAL BOSS

[MrLaxdude89]

@GLaD0S100 hidden hl2 level, true story, and if you don't believe me, THEN YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

[MrFedmark]

I hate it when my laughs over quickly.

[mrabudi1]

PLEASE BE CONTINUE...im going with the theme of poor grammar :D

[AllByYourselfAndMe]

jeb governor of endagered was notes all these around, lolwut.

[slaughtz]

Who wrote this? Seriously. It sounds like it was written by a 14 year old. Funny anyway.

[DoodDC1]

@slaughtz Hey! I'm 15 years old and I'll have you know my grammar is absolutely fayne

[SadNinja986]

transcribe audio for more laughs

[SirSoup420]

WEPON.

[tricksterhuaun]

1:19 YOU LAUGH YOU LAUGH i've heard it!!!!

[ChrisCC29xMDG]

I was brought here by a Yogscast reference. xD

[nigahiga68]

BIL BIL BIL BIL

[Leyjoes]

Okay let's get it started: I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT

[HeftyHertz49]

@Leyjoes AND I R TEH BALLS!

[battelchicken2]

@Leyjoes hello DAVE im Bill:D

[FanBat22]

@battelchicken2 bill nye the science guy?

[battelchicken2]

@FanBat22  YES

!

[IchiKuros]

@Leyjoes I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT

[Mastersecret100]

@Leyjoes But do you have the balls?

[thtprsn98]

@Leyjoes but do you have the balls?

[sporecreatorperson]

@Leyjoes I liked this before I knew about Yogscast.

*windmill salute* I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS

[Mastersecret100]

@sporecreatorperson YOU DID WELL!

[death5140]

The yogscast referenced you in their 18th day Advent Calendar video.

[Fbiguy]

3:17 , i see gman

[3DPlanets]

download just the narration*

[3DPlanets]

Is there any way I could just the narration without the music?

[f1f1s]

00:30 ← «A computer» is a reference to Monty Python’s «The Larch»!

[Fillex51]

I REALLY hope that after Valve has released DOTA 2 and CS2, they'll be like: "Fuck it, let's just announce Half life 3

For anyone that hasn't read all the news, Gaben has stated that he is sick of the episode format basically and wants ta make a full game!!!

[ikmal017]

I watched this in 2008, now came back in 2011, I love FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!



[subject1337NG]

I love Djy1991, aovnick, mastermind, bro and all those other little fuckers

[Cykron94]

Guys, I AM UPLOADING THE LOST REAL FINAL "FREE MAN" video that was taken off of youtube. Any suggestions?

[slitmyredwristsblack]

omg doctor hacks

[slitmyredwristsblack]

kills final boss yay another boss comes wtf

[rickmcdonalled]

But - but - he doesn't have a gun.

He here conveys deep emotions and the loss of innonocrence deeply with the full life consekwencsesThsii a worwk of true geniuos

[AlternativeAntihero]

i thought he didnt have a gun...

[metabog]

Michael Bay's train of thought before the script is edited by sane people. 

[kabazt]

@metabog As if Michael Bay could think up a story as deep and moving as this.

[bb33nnii]

@metabog hahaha! u made my day man!

[Tairine795]

@metabog

Nah. Not enough explosions for Michael Bay.

[DudleyTheAgent]

2:58

Zombie Goasts iis the epic moment

[BecauseICanization]

1,231 people don't have wepon

[dogman15]

I was in stitches the entire time this video was playing, and I've never even played a Half Life game. Thank you, KnowYourMeme!

[megskinzz]

AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY!

[NerfedFalcon]

All four videos had different narrators.

This video had the best one.

[DamagedF0X]

@NerfedFalcon I was actually thinking about the same thing. I think the first 2 are the same. But none the less, the voice work and poor grainy mic work out for the best.

[teel115]

This is the most eloquently written masterpiece I have ever read/listened to, and anyone who says otherwise seriously needs to reevaluate his or her life.

[shanshorshe]

This is pure poetry ...