I tried many different faiths, including atheism, over the years and always had doubts. But having seen this astonishing piece of evidence I have seen the light. Ramen ye hearties
FOOLS! heed me now!!! that is NOT the true God!!! the true God is fearsome and strong and handsome!! here me now: his name is Chuck Norris, and Cartman is his Prophet!!!
@Pwamenka hey man think we should hide. i can spot big dudes in purple trench coats coming after us. maybe we shouldn't have tooken so much LSD. oh shit, now i'm seeing noodly appendages with googley eyeballs flying around.
Yarrrrrrgggg! Forgive me Your Noodlyness for I have doubted you before. Bless me with your carbohydraty appendages that I may server your meatballs and oogglyness to the world. Yarrrggg! *eats pasta and red wine...
Do not panic. Its only the brains of many politicans grouped together to try and make a decent law that will actually help out ordinary people and not themselves. Unfortunately this shows what happens when they all think at once.
YES you and i have seen the light!!! its time to strike back at hari krishnas, and there ninja decedents and all who would insult pastafarianism!!!! NOW IS OUR TIME TO DESTROY THE INFIDELS, ALL NON PASTA FOOD MUST BE DESTROYED AND ALL WHO EAT IT WILL PARISH IN EXPLOSIONS OF MEAT SAUCE AND ALFRADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have truly been blessed by the noodly one, you must be al dente for the noodly one to unnoodle photons reflected from himself for you. Ramen to you and AAARRRRR!!!!
Bullshit its julia gillard
TVCSD 1 year ago
Someone call Mario and Luigi!!!!!!!
coneborat 1 year ago
omg its him!
ieatsofas 1 year ago
I heard his some of his angels are dipped in pesto sauce and others are dressed by fresh cherry tomatoes. What an eternal bliss!
Pwamenka 1 year ago
I tried many different faiths, including atheism, over the years and always had doubts. But having seen this astonishing piece of evidence I have seen the light. Ramen ye hearties
gorbo64 1 year ago
@gorbo64 I know of the great Ramen! Although atheism isn't a faith it is the the absence of a belief in a god, unassociated with religion. \slap
Moosoulja1 1 year ago
this is your god? a spaghetti meat balls? my God is much bigger
ZackTheProtestant 1 year ago
R'amen!
Trisscarr 1 year ago
FOOLS! heed me now!!! that is NOT the true God!!! the true God is fearsome and strong and handsome!! here me now: his name is Chuck Norris, and Cartman is his Prophet!!!
thewolfkingskeeper 1 year ago
ARR!
RAmen!
RichiePees 1 year ago
OHHHHH RAMEN
Neighborhoodbordness 2 years ago
im scared of spagetti an meatballs now lol
MATTROCKS555 2 years ago
I just KNEW He was real!
RAmen!
ArBorealDusk 2 years ago
RAmen
bnjproductions 2 years ago
lol that is your spaghetti god? very small and fake if you ask me
greencacavideos 2 years ago
@greencacavideos size doesn't matter.
Pwamenka 1 year ago
@Pwamenka hey man think we should hide. i can spot big dudes in purple trench coats coming after us. maybe we shouldn't have tooken so much LSD. oh shit, now i'm seeing noodly appendages with googley eyeballs flying around.
greencacavideos 1 year ago
Ramen!
totoniko 2 years ago
weren't you scared????
suxxon 2 years ago
I am touched my his noodly appendages
jamie9230 2 years ago
lmao
SatansLoveChild88 2 years ago
oh my spaghetti! hes real!
RELIGIONisaSIN 2 years ago 2
so funy
pouyaparsaie 2 years ago
RAmen
Cyhyraeth666 2 years ago
RAmen
mateo386 2 years ago
Ramen
omgwtfzuperpewpew 2 years ago
u dumbasses actually believe that? its a fucking drawing!
ssjjackblack 2 years ago
No its not.
RAmen
kc28kenneth 2 years ago 2
in soviet russia, the flying spaghetti monster thinks YOU are just a drawing.
moiriv415 2 years ago
His speed and manoeuvrability are truly amazing!
Proof if proof were needed fellow pastaciples, of our noodley overlords limitless power and of course his aerodynamic properties.
Blessed be the Fusilli, Conchiglie and Bucatini, Ramen...........
Danni4815162342 2 years ago
Nonbelievers will be cast into an everlasting warm soup.
RAmen!
WeenieManX 2 years ago 2
Touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen!
SternMann93 3 years ago 4
RAmen!
baseballboy0 3 years ago
RAmen
hobbitsarecool 3 years ago
HE LIVES!
NO LONGER AM I AN ATHEIST!
ISLAM4THICKONES 3 years ago
RAmen!!
maddisoneady 3 years ago
I'd like to see those atheist scum try to weasel their way out of this one!
DeimosSaturn 3 years ago
hmmm I think this might be fake because the FSM is always invisible. no human has ever actualy seen him.
FarmerJ11 3 years ago 2
Well, the FSM does occasionally appear in itallian restaurants to special blessed people.
DeimosSaturn 3 years ago 5
asswhole
elbarako24 3 years ago
Fake but very real
falcoperegrinus82 3 years ago
exactly!
zeeslag123 2 years ago
It's Monesvol!
chrisanben 3 years ago
Praise the Spaghetti Monster. Ramen!
DarkFantaOfDeath 3 years ago
so you know about our church then?
meatwad260 3 years ago
while you guys are laughing at this, remember, this is a whole religion... if you goto heaven, you will see beer volcanoes with strip factories! :D
if you be good and save pirates ofcourse
SeriousIlya 3 years ago
sounds even better than heaven to me.
Now we have undeniable proof that the FSM exists!
thank you for this true pirate.
RAmen.
makunouchi95 3 years ago 2
LOL
BadBloodHank 3 years ago
Ramen! wwfsmd?
dontQmyawesomeness 3 years ago
fakest thing ive seen in my life
BigChowderFan 3 years ago
Ramen
Isoenmd 3 years ago
I hit the beer volcano hard that night! RAmen.
IAmFSM 3 years ago
Yarrrrrrgggg! Forgive me Your Noodlyness for I have doubted you before. Bless me with your carbohydraty appendages that I may server your meatballs and oogglyness to the world. Yarrrggg! *eats pasta and red wine...
KevinLiem 3 years ago
I see you have recieved the word of The Flying Spaguetti Monster, Halleluya!
msanchez007 3 years ago
he made a mountain..... and a midget....
markofthebeasts 3 years ago
Overwhelming proof! Now do you believe!?
Ramen
thruthem 3 years ago
Omg I have seen the light. Such overwhelming evidence!
Lol...nice ;)
Huschone 3 years ago
lol
sommerXDXD 3 years ago
Do not panic. Its only the brains of many politicans grouped together to try and make a decent law that will actually help out ordinary people and not themselves. Unfortunately this shows what happens when they all think at once.
proudkiwi1965 3 years ago
Its a message. Infidels must DIE! Pirates, NO IS OUR TIME!
masterofwalruses 3 years ago
YES you and i have seen the light!!! its time to strike back at hari krishnas, and there ninja decedents and all who would insult pastafarianism!!!! NOW IS OUR TIME TO DESTROY THE INFIDELS, ALL NON PASTA FOOD MUST BE DESTROYED AND ALL WHO EAT IT WILL PARISH IN EXPLOSIONS OF MEAT SAUCE AND ALFRADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wildabeast11235 3 years ago
LOL
thepivotguy12 3 years ago
Arrrrgh. This is too much for my my eyes to see, I must flagelate myself with a wet noodle.
SimmaDonnah 4 years ago
Bless the spaghetti monster, the god who shows himself unlike thee other gods lol (not very good at pirate tAalk but i may begin believing in this)
BrandonBMK 4 years ago
I have seen my new lord! Hail Flying Spaghetti Monster!
dstills 4 years ago 6
u really need my dick!
seanster1998 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
fake!
seanster1998 4 years ago
oh ye of little faith
how foolish you are to doubt such clear proof.
FSMBUCKETHEAD 4 years ago 15
HA HA!
I knew it wasn't a pissed off dusty old fart with a white beard!
May His noodles tickle the souls of mortal men! Ramen!
tab1976 4 years ago
At last! Undeniable evidence that The Noodly One exsists!
Pastafarians - 1
All other religions - 0
RA-F*cking-MEN!!
tab1976 4 years ago 5
That thar be a fine sightin'.
somecomputergeek 4 years ago
You have truly been blessed by the noodly one, you must be al dente for the noodly one to unnoodle photons reflected from himself for you. Ramen to you and AAARRRRR!!!!
Deadity 4 years ago
this proves creationism!
rickrocker 4 years ago
eh?
InfectusChaos 4 years ago