AYUP

[rutlegirl]

Ayup Monello! lol... what does it mean.... like a hello greeting in Liverpudlian? I only once heard this on the very end of "Bungalow Bill" off the white album.... and I always thought it was "Hey Op" haha

[streetspiritlive]

nannerbj etc. has a point...

the north has more than that you mentioned...

You bloody fool!

i'd eat you in a second if i could!!!

[streetspiritlive]

from the kittie/street

the French are closer

than you think,

or the odd polar bear

wanderin in the (wilds) lol!!

[nannerbj]

Sounds like a great place !!! Get the wine back - you dont look right without it !

[geoff1945]

I am an expat southerner having worked in the North for the last 38 years.

This song has damaged my work as a missionary beyond repair.

I have only just been able to drop my pseudo Northern accent, adopted after the Boris Johnson affair in Liverpool - where the only southerners walk around in groups of eleven and don't stay long! Now I'll have to don a cloth cap and drag a bloody whippet around with me again!

Still the day you spent was not wasted as you honed your observation skills well!

[monello198]

@geoff1945

you are a very brave man to have maintained your missionary position for so many years..

my advice is to devorce the whippet and return to the south at once, fatted calf on standby

;-}~

[geoff1945]

Ha-ha! You are truly observant to realise that the doggy-position could be interspersed with the missionary position for as many varieties as Tim's age (if you understand this please explain it to me)

Though the thought of a fatted calf appeals, I think I owe it to my adopted peoples to continue my work up here. It will be sufficient to tune in to your smooth dulcet tones to remind me of my past.

[vegasdaddy17]

Classic Mikee...Get Tha' coat on Lad and we'll go down t' Boozer for a Pint and a game o' 5s and 3s...LOL...Billy from Sweatland!...

[monello198]

@vegasdaddy17

billy my boy...

the north serves a very useful purpose..

it's a sort of buffer zone, a no mans land between us where nothing thrives and all is bleak wasteland..

;-}~

[Gregparkerblues]

We in Australia.have to live at least 1000 miles from other Australians,before we can 'despise' them like that ! 5*****

[monello198]

@Gregparkerblues

we're lucky, the French are only 20 miles away

lol

;-}~

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[streetspiritlive]

OK Love ; )

[streetspiritlive]

You!

Have a great weekend too!!

i can't afford

to meet in the Park ; ((

Just the same

between Us....

Thank You Very Much Love!! ; )))

[Kittielips]

@streetspiritlive

I've just weed listening to this!!

You can't park anywhere here these days.

Isn't it shocking?

Thank you muchias graciosly....

That's 'tween thee and me incidentally; so keep quiet.

Jennie.

[monello198]

@Kittielips

what was between you and street?

the wee or the park?

lol

;-}~

[Kittielips]

@monello198

Don't say owt, but I had to park myself several times or else I never would have made it.

Thank you.

Jennie Pee.

[HermanHanauer]

It`s always a pleasure to hear and see you playing Mike...A true celebration of life....Thanks for being here....AY UP

[5WE11]

Mushy peas, 10p a tin tescos . lol

[Kittielips]

@5WE11

I'm sure they're cheaper than that at Harrods.......!!

[streetspiritlive]

I slaved for 25 mins. n more

just to make a comment!

which half the time doesn't take ...

thanks to YT for That too!!

This is pretty brilliant mikee!

don't let em tell you otherwise

No matter what!!!

Love you babe,

don't know what I'd do

without You!

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

hi babe..

great comment, 25 mins well spent..

don't worry, i know just how brilliant i am

lol

have a wondrful weekend

mikee

;-}~

[sinner48]

nice one liked it good tune

[boogpatton]

Mikee! Britain's cultural geographer :)

[monello198]

@boogpatton

the only culture up there is on a slide

lo

;-}~

[amazongift]

Makes me proud to be a Yorkshireman..I'll si thi

5****...Mel

[monello198]

@amazongift

ayup mel..

got to be proud to be something

;-}}}~

[ib2fast]

Good Go! *****2U

[sherrywine1941]

Not bad Mikee..Not bad at all !!! (5*) Sherry

[monello198]

@sherrywine1941

not bad?

not bad?

i slaved for a whole 25 minutes to write this!!

;-}}}~

[djrbfm]

what can i say that hasn't already been said?

j.

[EdMuirton]

I agree totally! No idea what your talking about though. Fabulous song and performance Sir Mikee! Most enjoyed mate! Cheers man!

[monello198]

@EdMuirton

hi ed..

thank you for your well deservered praise, how the weather now mate?

biblical plague over?

mikee

;-}~

[anitashelby]

lol...good one, good one Mikee!!! 5*s Thankyou sprouty for sharing....Anita

[Kittielips]

'eigh up Lad; what's tha rantin' on about?

Pass us a glass, and we'll 'ave a plate o' tripe....Tha sounds reet proper, tha does.

5*****.

Jennie.

[gerdenshed]

Funny my friend, very funny lol... You don't set out to aquire friends do you lol.. 5*s

Mark.....

[monello198]

@gerdenshed

tried friends.. they're over rated and expensive

lol

;-}~

[gerdenshed]

I've just been over to Bills place... He's having fun on the corn juice lol..

Mark....

[monello198]

@gerdenshed

he certainly hugs the jug

;-}~

[bigbeninjax]

Didn't understand much of that limey talk, but scousers in shell suits, hanging monkeys, flat caps, and men in clogs sounds like something I should want to avoid. But half inch of beer and 6 inches of froth I DO understand. That's just plain criminal!!! Thanks for the travel tip, Mikee.

[monello198]

@bigbeninjax

hello mate...

actually it can be quite quaint when viewed from a distance.

;-}~

[bigbeninjax]

@monello, I'm afraid that's too true of many things. LOL

[monello198]

@bigbeninjax

actually i lied about the north of england looking quaint

lol

;-}~

[monello198]

thanks Rachel...

kisses to hubs

;-}~

[PhoenixMontreal]

LOL Feeling blue?! Just come to visit Mikee!!! lol

God I love you....

Emi

[monello198]

hi Emi..

always welcome my dear..

i'm here to make you smile

;-}~

[JPRBlues]

Great song man very funny..Jake

[monello198]

thanksJake..

;-}~

[ATOMIKDOG23]

i can't string three chords together after a beer or two lol.........great job !

[monello198]

This was th first take, after gulping that beer i couldn't stop belching lon enouh to get through it again

lol

;-}~

[ignitionfive]

Brilliant Mikee, couldn't stop laughing. Cheers. james:)

[monello198]

thanks James..

it was one way to spend a cold morning

lol

;-}~

[roadbikegarden]

Hi Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry I am late.

What a larrrrf

.x.

[monello198]

@roadbikegarden

hi bikeeeeeeeeey...

had a good day jabbing brats?

if you smiled at my little song then it was worthwhile

.x

[monello198]

did you know that 3 out of 5 Northeners leaves 2?

x

[roadbikegarden]

Mikee?????

that's the second very strange comment you've left me - what exactly was in that beer????

.x.

[monello198]

nothing strange about basic math

;-}~

[baldyholly79]

Blackpool and Hartlepool North? Well, i wouldnt fancy getting pulled there by my balls mate. Newcastle(Geordies), we are the Northerners mate. Your next song should be about the Geordies.

[monello198]

@baldyholly79

good to know there are some places that you wouldn't get pulled by your balls..

but wait.... You're a Geordie? i always thought you were from Sunderland?

;-}}}}}}}}~

[weeyin1155]

Just hope that train never takes you to Glasgow Mikee haha You'd have a hard time understanding the locals. This was just fantastic. Thanks to David who shared. Stars and hugs with tartan bunnets on...Jan and Susan ♥

[monello198]

@weeyin1155

glad it amused you...

i couldn't take a train to Glasgow, i'd be dead before i saved up the stupid amount of money the ticket costs !!

lol

;-}~

[cinderellalifestyle]

my goodness Mikee is showing the froth on the brew..........I'd call this classic Monello........, where's the red stuff.........sounds like a grand train ride misadventure to me, ...........scads of stars rating........highly enjoyed...:-)

XOS, Laurie

[monello198]

@cinderellalifestyle

thanks Laurie..

the train ride is a fantasy actually i wouldn't really go up there, i haven' had the correct inoculations

;-}}~

[blondiebabs]

lovee it xxxhugs

[monello198]

@blondiebabs

thanks Babs...

;-}~

[doghousedave]

By Eck puts me in mind of that famous coronation street character Willy Eckerslyke

[monello198]

@doghousedave

oooh now your making that up..

;-}~

[kentishbloke]

Is Scunthorpe oop North cos I know a song about that? And Mary, can I have one of your fivers please ? :))

[monello198]

@kentishbloke

i'm sure you do...

i see you're reduced to soliciting now?

;-}~

[marycigarettes]

okay cunty....but show us your cock first

[kentishbloke]

that'll be a tenner, sorry but It's inflation.......inflation geddit? :))

[ronb15]

Bit like Dublin so ! 5* Ciaran

[monello198]

@ronb15

cheers mate..

Never did under stand why you lot insist on ending a sentence with a conjunction, it makes no sense, so

mikee

;-}~

good luck with your gig mate...

break a leg...

[ronb15]

We have our ways ! lol... Thanks mate

[ther51]

AYUP ME DUCK....AHAHAHA loved it and it dose bloody rain up here all the flipping time..and if yeah supping all that beer hic hic.. lol not surprising yea heads gone ahahah..you do sling some goodens out..

[monello198]

@ther51

thanks Elaine...

glad i made you smile

mikee

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

Wicked writing and song!

Hilarious!

Cheered me up considerably,

been recovering from food poisoning...

I hope this comment takes, lately half of them don't...

I wonder if the YT folks are from Watford ...LOL!

Thanks Mikee very much for the great song and all the other wonderful shares and messages you've sent!

Love, m : )))

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

hi M

food poisoning?

nasty..

hope you're well now

mikee

;-}~

[marycigarettes]

hahaahahahahahhahhaa........ye­ah right.....lets not mention the smackheads that line the coastline from hastings to brighton........its a very funny song though mikee..it would be great to hear you sing it in a manchester pub...i know you'd be ballsy enough to do so.

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

you are so right about all those northern smack heads that have moved to the southcoast, can't move without tripping over them...

but can you get a decent pint of Merlot in a Manchester pub?

lol

[marycigarettes]

you can get anything you like in manchester mikee....the world's a global village now luv.

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

ahhh Crater Manchester..

i'll sing anything anywhere if the wines right

;-}}}~

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

anyway, your still bloody down here

lol

;-}~

[marycigarettes]

oh yes dear...and i'm bloody well gonna stay...there's nothing i like more than dressing up in full velvet, and flouncing down through soho,flapping fivers in the faces of the homeless on the pavement.

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

ahhh Max Bialystock, If you've got it, flaunt it!!

go for it dear boy

;-}~

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

Surely you pay them more than a fiver?

;-}}}}}}}~

[marycigarettes]

only if they give green shield stamps

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

i see tims after a fiver, bet he gives good green shield stamp

;-}}~

[marycigarettes]

yeah,i bet...he's all give give give,is that one.

[officialmaxguzzo]

cheers man!! there s no wine this time :)) *****

[monello198]

@officialmaxguzzo

hi max..

;-}~

[sproutcentral]

Thanks for the warning.

[monello198]

@sproutcentral

you'll be flying over all this so you'll miss it...

however Sweatland is worse!!

lol

;-}}}~

[littlegalah]

whats going on BEER?

[monello198]

@littlegalah

i prop for the song

lol

;-}~