@QuartuvLarry you messed up it is "It's like my mother always used to say, if something can't fit up there, keep on pushin" YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW MA GAOWZ,,,, sho dodgy lol... im glad my boyfriend's little sister hasnt seen this one, she saw the first one and that was bad enough, meh, better quality comedy than most modern shit around
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actually there is lots of suitable entertainment for kids on the internet. But you obviously wouldn't know that as your tastes are clearly orientated towards smuttiness. Imbecile.
couple years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
ugh...why do people continually insist on shitting all over my childhood?...
7poppasmurf7 1 month ago
Hahaha...
KingHemby 3 months ago
Kermit had an orgasm
kingmatt334 4 months ago
What the hell should i say about this......
kingmatt334 4 months ago
hahahaha
Ryandabaker 5 months ago
man everytime i watch this i crack up i cant help it its funny
gypsyrecords3 6 months ago
I don't think the hand would fit up his butt. Jim Henson's hand is already there.
MichaelBrookham 7 months ago in playlist Funny SHIT
So..you wanna start, or did I offend You with that Mother Statement..[grabs Kermit] OOH, OH GOD OH..oh that feels kinda good!, lol.
kingkrab123 8 months ago
hmm i think i came
UndeadAntiquity 10 months ago
cookie monster changed kermit since episode 1
lordblazerpsx 11 months ago
LMFAO
babydollred2009 11 months ago
funny shit :D
And502 11 months ago
I didn't know Jim Henson was in the business of making educational sex videos
weylin6 11 months ago 3
I wish I hadden seen that
Mikmak123456 1 year ago
get me swirly? hahahahahahahaha
hippytubachick 1 year ago 3
Lmao, I never knew Kermit was so horny
JasmineIsNerdy 1 year ago
Oh that was good
I think I came!
LMAO
tvfan103 1 year ago
OMG! hahahhaaha
CassieDynomite 1 year ago
I think I came
Jackomightyb0y 1 year ago
you can get a buddy to stick his finger up your ass and wiggle around it makes you feel real swell lolololol
samerjam101 1 year ago
@samerjam101 why dont u do it to me
mj123441 11 months ago
oohhh someboy here to play already lol
samerjam101 1 year ago
best video ever
samerjam101 1 year ago
"We're going to be talking about cocks and what ya can do with em." LMAO
Kincajou 1 year ago 5
lol grate voice over
nicktong123 1 year ago
I don't know my asshole is kind of small, I don't know if five fingers can fit up there. ROTFLMAO
halomatser117 1 year ago 3
omg
bestabear 1 year ago
LETS TALK ABOUT COCKS haha
PopMusic14 1 year ago
@PopMusic14 you like cocks why dont u suck on one
mj123441 11 months ago
@mj123441 he was just quoting the video dumbass
samerjam101 11 months ago
LOL I love this, the timing and dialogue is hilarious haha
LordNetsua 1 year ago 2
kermit is sooo bad. i hope little kids don't watch this shit.
cody2bcool 1 year ago
that's right hand grab that dick!!!
TheGretta40 1 year ago
ROFLMFAO...LOL
GoldenOldies60and70s 1 year ago
Childhood...fading before my eyes......
HappyFlamingPeople 1 year ago 10
Ok, this is obviously an insult to the real Kermit. He NEVER talked like this. Jim Henson would be obviously outraged. O ignorant generation!
lordbemylight 1 year ago
THESE R FAKE
ohsaycanyousing 1 year ago
@ohsaycanyousing Yes these are fake, but they are freaking funny
spazman220 1 year ago
@ohsaycanyousing ...What was your first clue?
GoldenOldies60and70s 1 year ago
i think i came!!!!
Riocoolnes 1 year ago
it really feels good rofl
buzai12 1 year ago
"looks like someones here to play already!"
JennaLeighhh 1 year ago
LOL OMG im crying lol nice lol
TooSweeet 1 year ago
"you know my mother used to say if it doesn't fit keep pushing!"
LRV1495 1 year ago 4
I laughed hard!
Schwagville 1 year ago
are you going to put that mother fucking hand in ass hole well it wont fit dumb ass mother fucker
wylie49 2 years ago
I NEVER FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD...at a youtube vid xD
well done
SPIKEYQWERTY 2 years ago
OMG WTFing hell is going on!Sounds just like Kermit but I preferred the box video.Less weird.
TheBotmaster 2 years ago
LMAO!
VenVile 2 years ago
ur all retarded
FatJON100 2 years ago
your a genius thanks for posting
gaadoutwat 2 years ago
WTF LOL WTF.
Croxyndul 2 years ago
LMAO!
Vampyreknight73 2 years ago
this is one of the fucken funniest shit i ever seen in my whole fucken life gj man 5 freken stars man!!!
fftactice 2 years ago 2
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is dis shit 4 reelz
ibradlee 2 years ago
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WTF is this shit.... OMFG!!!!!
DrStevo5 2 years ago
not as funny as the guessing box but it's still good
GuthixRulz 2 years ago
i think this is dubbed. but its sooo funny
ccreck6 2 years ago
lol- ya think?
Eusebish 2 years ago
of course it's dubbed. -_-
tleaff 2 years ago
if something cant fit up there, keep on pushin!
Fude4Thought 2 years ago 4
holy shit this is funny
deidara828 2 years ago 2
"It's like my mother always used to say, 'If something's not up there, keep on pushin'"
OMG! LMAO!
QuartuvLarry 2 years ago 44
@QuartuvLarry you messed up it is "It's like my mother always used to say, if something can't fit up there, keep on pushin" YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iallreadyatemyrice 2 months ago
"I think I came..." LOLOLOL x''D
cookiiefaceX3 2 years ago 3
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You are a LOSER.
tmxd81 2 years ago
This is how you teach sex ed.....XDDDDDDDDDD
sp4lifee 2 years ago 2
big bird at the end
SunMoonFamilyGuy 2 years ago
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this is stupid. sounds nothing like kermit.
Amandaroo217 2 years ago
i choked when hand took kermit away.
This was hilarious
Emosoragurl21 2 years ago
OMG this is horribly funny!
Poketrader18 2 years ago 3
... uhhhh not the kermit i remember
lilcorey97 2 years ago 4
Wait?
What was this really aired?
TheReallyAnonymous 2 years ago
NO LOL
ProAwper 2 years ago
Lmfao! way better the first one :)
xXxSirTacoxXx 2 years ago
wow that was funny
irule1697 2 years ago
This is HILARIOUS,LOL. Kermit is a nasty, pervert,LOL.
dinficsne 2 years ago
u can umm grab ur cock like and tug it and pull....maybe a swirley.. were sure as hell gonna give it a try
PeepeeMagic 2 years ago
"I think I came. I really do. I think I came..."
xDD
WeAreTheFallen415 2 years ago
FUCKEN EPIC
twippy7 2 years ago
LOLOLOLLL thats epic
LoraaLovebite 2 years ago
LOL!!!.. Omggg!!!
markissenv2 2 years ago
Oh that was TERRRIBLE!!!
But hillarious XD.
I pretty much suspected that about kermit
ravenhaert 2 years ago
HA HA I always knew Kermit was a kinky freak!
bluegrass1dcr1 2 years ago 3
Kinky! Haha!
CyanideWater 2 years ago
hahahhaha
JONESxSODA 2 years ago
rofl
1337dingo 2 years ago
that was my hand...
metalisbetter1o00 2 years ago 23
i knew it..kermit is a fag..lmao
udin23 2 years ago
Well, seseme Street only had like 1 girl, Prarie Dawn....and I think she was a lesbian. :3
TheCastellan 2 years ago
O_O My childhood!!! :(
But damn that was hilarious! :D
moalisiddiqui 2 years ago 2
brilliant.
crabula 2 years ago
So funny!
54spiritedwill54 2 years ago
Ooh, He's gonna stick his fist up My Ass..one finger out, mm, TWO Fingers whoa..Three well..I don't kn..4..5?!, no, My Asshole's kinda Small!!!
Demoncurse123 2 years ago 2
Where's the Count when ya need him? XD
TheCastellan 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
frogtimeds 2 years ago
hahahaha
thats all i have to say
LOL
i rly did think that he came aha
April1442 2 years ago
fuking lol
TopBanana360 2 years ago
omg a laughed so hard i could not even leave a comment untill 3 minits later
warrenn15 2 years ago 2
LAWLZ!
Man,I love this vid..me and my bestfriends always quote it (:
xShesAnUnderdogx3 3 years ago
genius (:
Porcupunk 3 years ago
LOL
Etsuko123 3 years ago
CRAZY SHIT !!! I LOVE IT !!!!
schoolgirlscaptain 3 years ago
ROFL
rockingrapper 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahah funniest shit ive eva seen hahaha!
peppercakeman 3 years ago
OW MA GAOWZ,,,, sho dodgy lol... im glad my boyfriend's little sister hasnt seen this one, she saw the first one and that was bad enough, meh, better quality comedy than most modern shit around
queerkarma 3 years ago
ohh my god lol thats funny
stephshane1 3 years ago
you have to see the first one it is so funny
zzzzzpkers 3 years ago
Wow !!! I have to show my mom this!!
Thanks for the tip!!!
doodoojerky 3 years ago
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bannedtweed 3 years ago
get this myspace shit outta here you bannedtweed peice of shit
shadowtom14 3 years ago
omg i lmao!!
fall3nsktr 3 years ago
LOL
Nick3889 3 years ago
lol that video is so f****ing halarious
minnie1236 3 years ago
this video is sick but at 2:07 was funny as hell
kimarithebluetiger 3 years ago
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Educating kids on certain sites is smart but trying to do it on youtube is just dumb =_='
mikeJRthe2nd 3 years ago
Any parent who thinks they can mindlessly click on a picture of a puppet and use it to babysit their kids is an idiot. Also this vid is hilarious.
mmmwoodchuckcider 3 years ago 6
especially when it says "lost episode" Which just screams, NOT FROM ACTUAL TV SHOW (well the voice overs anyways)
beautifullybroken077 3 years ago
Hahah! Hilarious!
DjAttila101 3 years ago
nice of you to warn those of us who are trying to entertain kids - moron
ciarams1 3 years ago
what kind of moron goes on the internet to try to find clean entertainment for small children.
Epic Fail.
ssjgeon 3 years ago 3
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actually there is lots of suitable entertainment for kids on the internet. But you obviously wouldn't know that as your tastes are clearly orientated towards smuttiness. Imbecile.
ciarams1 3 years ago
My points are as follows:
1) I am a college educated individual with a masters degree in engineering, I am far from an "imbecile."
2) Navigating to this page makes me an imbecile? What does that make the guy who shows it to a kid?
3) Try actually paying for your kids entertainment cheapo.
4) Please realize that the above comment, and this one, were and are just jokes...L2SenseSarcasm n00b.
ssjgeon 3 years ago 2
Epic Win!
RudojiLape 3 years ago
Yes! I concur! Epic Fail!
RudojiLape 3 years ago
i am siding with ssjgeon
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mike1010100 3 years ago
Ultimate Epic Failure
AcademyX 3 years ago
LMAO!
PianoRaine 3 years ago
Grate imitating!
ruulz 3 years ago
i meant frog lol
ck10256 3 years ago
kermit the fag
ck10256 3 years ago
oh damn
funny as hell
bustitx93 3 years ago
It's like my mother always used to say, "If somethin' can't fit up there, keep on pushin'!"
tsman29 3 years ago 10
LOL WTF
Helldiver450 3 years ago 3
gay as bush
piratecheese13 3 years ago
Oh, man. How could you do this to Kermit?
dougundam 3 years ago
lmfaoo!!!!
x09Ashley90x 3 years ago 3
oh sweet jesus on a pogo stick
this is a lil fucked up hahaha
absinthelover420 3 years ago
Is that for real?
zoeydebra 3 years ago
So fucking funny!
Reign0fPraine 3 years ago 3
ohh hmm i bet your gonna do that in my ass huh?
jnzw24 3 years ago 3
Very funny
pking272 3 years ago 2
I have a total crush on Hand! He is SO cute, so square and firm with his slightly hairy wrist - sigh.
barrottceaver 3 years ago 3
does he say cock
stickpeoplerule1 3 years ago
lol
darkmojo12 3 years ago
lol
my asshole is kinda small....
Sierrajet1 3 years ago
LOZL
johncerasi 3 years ago
AWESOME!
sinistermoon 3 years ago 4
That had no right to be funny, yet you pulled it off. Wow. I wanted to hate this, but this was on the ball!
Venatius 3 years ago
'I think I came. Mm-hmm. Been nice workin' with you.'
KelOren 3 years ago
I thought hand was going up his butt. He has a special friend. a horny toad
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago
What the FUCK!! lol I will never look at kermit the frog the same ever again!
sleepygirl321 3 years ago
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couple years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
BlackAxe11 3 years ago
Kermit was molested lol
ImCaptainjackass 3 years ago
tits
yanjohn2011 3 years ago
lol
Shwayze2316 3 years ago
the hand is raping the frog.
lol
TBoneTony 3 years ago
THIS SHIT IS JESUS
pivotpeeps79 3 years ago
Im gonna bite you!
Pockey12345 3 years ago
It's just like what my mother always used to say! If something can't fit up there--keep on pushin'!
Laughed until I cried LMAO.
Atsukochan 3 years ago
that is so funny.
NbUcKi2 3 years ago
did the frog chock on his cock
leslielove 3 years ago
LMAO
ROFL
OMG
LOL
ROFLMAO
LMFAO!!
GlamBarbie003 3 years ago
Lol this is amazing XD
Axiom0unreal 3 years ago
HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!
YodaBannon 3 years ago
lmao funny vid "they can suck on it"
i laughed so much
devilbabelillia 3 years ago
"I think I came"
nuttinikki94 3 years ago 2
And we are going to be talking about COCKS!! Lol that was so funny.
doggyturds 3 years ago
"...and today we are going to be talking about cocks." -kids watching- yaaaayyy!!! what r cocks dady?
pokani365 3 years ago
lmao
Cervante1 3 years ago
lol omgosh, who voiced this?
shadowfaxw 3 years ago
I laughed so much it caused me to have an accident. LOL
cathedral94 3 years ago 3
"It's like my mother always used to say, if something can't fit up there, keep on pushing." lmao
whitenorth101 3 years ago 8
keep on pushing
marcuskif 3 years ago 4
"give you butthole pleasures..."
f'n stupid, but hilarious
RCRVD13 3 years ago 4
loL! ffs!!!!!!!!!! loL!!
gutsyummyPro 3 years ago
fucking sweet
Dapooflinga 3 years ago
what r u gonna do 2 day hand? rofl!
frogboy8 3 years ago 2
You said Hand, lol.
Demoncurse123 3 years ago
I think I came lol!!!!
Faster0 3 years ago
poor jim henson lol this is just absolutely wrong, yet hlarious
tk0173 3 years ago 2
please make more!!!
seagrave23 3 years ago
lmao
seagrave23 3 years ago