Whitest Kids U' Know - Corporal Punishment (HQ)

[koobz21]

segeant to general very nicely done!

[offerror44]

A sergeant to a general O.O

[cowtipperr1]

3 people are captian lee retarded

[2Doublediamond]

Man. Sergeant to Colonel, Capitan to Admiral, Sergeant to Private, and Lieutenant to Major. Sign me up!!!

[triggerliv3]

I laughed my ass off so harrd

[MeCommentNoHere]

So fucking cheesy xD

[lolackay]

Hes got Iron Crosses, and is American?

[CrazyRamadi]

@lolackay They're marksmanship badges

[TravisManicci]

uh.. Why does he have the german Iron Cross? Goddamn Trevor..

[CrazyRamadi]

@TravisManicci They're marksmanship badges. Look up Army marksmanship badges

[lolackay]

@CrazyRamadi yes indeed. I have failed.... Army will never let me join now lol

[CrazyRamadi]

@lolackay lol its fine. I'm in the army and I find a lot of soldiers that dont know basic stuff

[lolackay]

@CrazyRamadi Good stuff, whats your MOS

[CrazyRamadi]

@lolackay 92Y

[TravisManicci]

@CrazyRamadi Im sorry, But im not American. Sorry bro. 

[CrazyRamadi]

@TravisManicci Its totally cool. Not trying to be a dick I promise. I'm a soldier and I was just trying to help.

[hamispink]

I would have gone general lee Retarded demoted to Major lee Retarded, but this is punny nontheless

[sortadead]

LOL those three demoted guys voted here

[gregoryss100]

OMG did anyone notice that the nametag was Store as in General Store? 8-)

[gmjinurface8888]

@gregoryss100 oh shit good catch :)

[WheelerWorks]

What? No Pvt. Parts?

[rammice]

SO PUNNY

[PurplexCity]

Colonel Obvious forgot to demote himself to Captain Obvious

[masterstoner666]

lol dumest one they ve done but so funny

[SuperSoldier4Freedom]

lolz MAJOR babe i get it

[thegorrilaboys]

So fucking funny!

[xXDieByTheSwordXx]

otherwise fucking hilarious



[xXDieByTheSwordXx]

major is higher than captain folks!

[MickDuncher]

what does general malays mean or however you spell it

[DemstarAus]

@MickDuncher I think it's 'malaise'.

[icutad2]

@MickDuncher malaise like feeling depressed

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

watch "Private Eyes" by hall and oats

[iKillzz]

Captain demoted to Major??? Major has a higher pay grade than captain

[xxxLemonLimeLordxxx]

what about Captian Crunch?

[MutinyBmxx]

what happened to General Mills?

[sigge951]

general specific

[MisterInterwebz]

Anyone else notice the General's last name was Store?

[TeamBlackIce]

@MisterInterwebz general store.

[tomitstube]

nicely done.

[crisallen222]

General Warts.

[MrSuperpewp]

Unfortunately, Private Parts was not shown due to the fact that he was removed for indecent behavior with Private Eyes are watching you watching you watching you

[malaketh]

ha this was clever

[fitzy4i01]

i tried to guess them before he said them... i failed miserably...

[wasteofspace1234]

Major is above Captain... :S

[rappakid4]

HIS INSIGNIA ARE OF!

[USmilitaryfan]

Capt. to maj?!

cool! hahaha

[pureblackeagle]

also sergeant to colonel... these are some huge promotions

[coasterfreakist18]

The way trevor says popcorn always gets me

[nickschell84]

how was there no promotion from 'private dick' to 'major dick'?

[Penumbra505]

major is actually one rank higher than captain, sooo, was that ironic or just lazy?

[branchbros]

@Penumbra505 I'm guessing ironic

[ThePowerBeard]

cant stop laughing. this is so stupid

[Slipp3ryfloorz]

Guys him being demoted to major is the joke because its ironic that its a higher rank and then hes major lee retarded

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

i get it. >)

[TheReidman22]

I hate to be "That Guy", but the rank of Major is higher than a Captain, just so no one is confused... Funny ass vid though

[mcthabest3]

Respond to this video...

[hunterman8881]

i dont get the first one

[mcthabest3]

@hunterman8881 wasnt supposed to be funny to start

[branchbros]

@mcthabest3 No, general malaise is being sad or feeling uncomfortable all the time.

[mcthabest3]

@branchbros o

[gimmieurBRAIN]

Only in the WKUK can you get promoted from Sgt. straight to Gen. Lee Speaking.

And somehow you can get demoted UP a rank from Capt to Major Lee Retarded.

[SexyFish660]

@gimmieurBRAIN I think they did that last one on purpose

[novatroop]

the funny thing is? major is a higher rank :>

[Devin572]

CAPTON le RETARDED

YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED TO

MAGER LE RETARDED

[codymartin117]

major would have been a promotion... but good video none the less

[RedDog360x]

@codymartin117 Tis' the Joke.

[LOLWORKED]

@codymartin117 That's kinda part of the joke because he called him retarded.

[sickmaster110]

I dont get it?!?!?!?!?!?

[picassolibs]

I'm not a native English speaker. Can anyone please explain these puns. I got it with 'punishment, conversation, watching you & lee speaking'. But the rest of them - I don't get it.

[mmmhhm]

@picassolibs "Major Babe" as in, "Look at that cute girl, she is a major babe!"

"General E. Speaking" as in, "Generally speaking"

"Major Bumer" as in "Man, this sucks! Major bummer."

"Colonel O'Popcorn" as in "Kernel of popcorn"

"Major Lee Retarded" as in "Majorly retarded"

[MikeMMA93]

major is a higher rank

[sexycandypanda426]

you have been demoted to private eyes are watching you watching you.

[the1997beast]

leave where?

[mcthabest3]

@the1997beast GET OFF THE INTERNET

[DesmonJones]

Sergeant to General? Seems good.

[BillDawg14]

they forgot private parts

[the1997beast]

Most of their vids are hilarious but I know this was for the comedy in it but the ranks were all wrong

[lordher0]

@the1997beast

how so

[modelmajorpita]

@lordher0 there were people who not only had their ranks changed but were tossed from one branch of the military to another.

[the1997beast]

@lordher0 through the whole thing they are wearing army uniforms but the last demotion at the end couldve only been navy, captain to major, and they are discracing the uniforms with how they are wearing them he'st not even wearing all american medals the ribbons are all messed up too

[davethehostage]

@the1997beast Nobody gives a shit.

[the1997beast]

@davethehostage fucking ask sericemen dumbass ill bet they care you are disrespecting our military fuck you

[davethehostage]

@the1997beast I'll be sure to ask a few "sericemen" when I next get the chance. I'll disrespect your military all I fucking want to.

[MrParamedics]

@davethehostage Wait, "Your" military? What country are you from?

[davethehostage]

@MrParamedics By clicking on the user's name and viewing their channel, you can quickly find out what country they're from - I'm not going to do all the work for you, kiddo.

I'm also not going to get into a debate about the US military on a comedy sketch video.

[the1997beast]

@davethehostag since you apparently dont give a crap just fuckin move to cuba or somethin

[davethehostage]

@the1997beast No, this is a comedy video. Nobody gives a shit about accurately depicting every rank in the military. If you can't just accept comedy for what it is without complaining about every innaccuracy, you can leave.

[the1997beast]

@the1997beast your just some dumbass who has no life and likes to troll on the internet lame fuck you

[the1997beast]

@the1997beast and btw ill bet ur some 13 year old fat ass who get some sort of satasfaction out of this

[the1997beast]

Respond to this video... nevermind the major part theres not even majors in the navy

[lordher0]

@the1997beast

Major in the Navy are LT. Commander

[peetah94]

@the1997beast haha bro no one cares. this isn't supposed to be an accurate depiction

[F05H33]

Major's higher ranking than a Captain >.>

[lordher0]

@F05H33

not in the Navy they're not

in the Navy a Captain is equal the same rank as a colonel which is 2 rank higher than Major

[icecremer]

Sargent to general, HOLY SHIT!

[darkrebel01]

Major Lee Retarded LOL

[x1012x]

What 'bout Lieutenant Sarcasm?

[albinomonkey27]

they forgot private thought

[death100killer]

majorly retarded hahaha

[austinholley123]

They put Trevor saying major lee retarded because the joke is like he's calling someone stupid, but he's actually the stupid one cause major is higher then captain, its suppose to b ironic. WKUK ftw

[GrizDrummer25]

i love major bummer but i almost lost it at colonel of popcorn

[democrat1515]

@GrizDrummer25 Me too. I also lost it at general ly speaking.

[TheBadSniper]

Sergeant of Popcorn to Colonel of Popcorn? Really WKUK?

[GermanConquistador08]

A major is higher than a captain, but its still a hilarous skit.

[SgtAwesome6]

now i have a reason for this nickname xD

[Anvilpants]

major is a higher rank than captain.

and no one in the army can be promoted to admiral.

lol. love wkuk

[GreenJokerToker]

PUNishment....get it?

[reapernator64]

at the end isnt major a higher rank then captain

[ShuTangMusic]

Why Are We The Best?

It's Pretty Simple.

We Are SHU TANG

We Can Do Whatever The Fu*& We Want

And It Will Always Be AWESOME

Nuff Said.

[redneckhondaman]

major is higher than captain so how can he be demoted from captain to major...?

[TheQueenIsAWhore]

@redneckhondaman ... Your username is the reason why I respond. His name is Retarded. They intentionally got it wrong because his name is Retarded.

[shawty25mj]

lmao

[SpiritWanderer91]

general lee speaking >.<

[julioisraw]

Majorly retarded lmao XD

[musicmann271]

LMFAO at the last one

[awefilledcreep]

oh its so painfully punny

[masterathalo1]

They needed Sergeant Parts to be demoted to Private Parts. Also, Major Sanders should've been promoted to Colonel Sanders.

[Myytmovies]

No Private Parts?

[chaosd1]

Sergeant to General is one serious fucking promotion. That's like the Assistant Manager of a Burger King being immediately promoted to the CEO.

E. Speaking must have been one hell of soldier.

[Th3ory0]

I wonder if they realize that Capitan Lee retarded was actually promoted not demoted to major lee retarded

[unbal3]

@Th3ory0 I think you're missing the joke xD

[Amills50]

What the hell? No 'Private Parts'?

[Norman765r]

Sergeant to General? Pretty awesome promotion.

[denkoudoragon]

wooo my 1st highest rated comment on a vid...

[WormaUploader]

@denkoudoragon fail

[JamesFrizell]

Yay! Bad puns!

[jknoahfan]

he also forgot private parts

[asdfg2560]

major crunch has been promoted to......

[amslappy]

@asdfg2560 the rank above major is Lt. Colonel so... Lt. Colonel Crunch??



[Kraziekrunk]

Ftw

[chella822]

@cecily2647 Cool story, Bro.

[deciple3]

@cecily2647 you obviously dont get it

[sigge951]

Major Minor

General Specific

[MagnusQuake]

its funny because you dont go down from Captain to Major but for the most part, they were on the right track hahahaha

[hardyboyztoextreme]

@MagnusQuake your kidding right?

[amslappy]

@hardyboyztoextreme He's actually right, i happen to be in the army

[hardyboyztoextreme]

@amslappy omg if you 2 dont get why they went down from captain to major then you are majorly retarded.

[pescando]

good to know WKUK are Hall and Oates fans

[AzerothianBackUp]

MAJOR BABE

[Oscar307975]

1:46 What's with Trevors jaw?

[rap4lifeman]

@Oscar307975 he moved it to the side when he talked to make the character look funnier and when he closed his mouth it just stayed like that

[xDevinx1000]

Luuuutinent Babe! you've been promoted to MAAAAAAAAJOR BAAAABE

[snowpown5]

mager lee retarded

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail :)

[pikapwn345]

sadly they frogot general nonsense and captian obvious

[TheLOAAD]

@pikapwn345 general bator to master bator

[amslappy]

@TheLOAAD there isn't a rank called master, just master sgt

[TheLOAAD]

@amslappy oh fucking well its a joke

[TheZombiedemon95]

@pikapwn345 no they didnt forget........ they died

[surfnsantacruz]

@pikapwn345

they also forgot to demote Corporal Parts to Private Parts

[denkoudoragon]

took me forever to find this vid.

[pikapwn345]

@denkoudoragon same here oh yaeh by the way MAJOR BUMMER

[zZRiChBeArPigZz]

@denkoudoragon i know!!!

[mikethe4th]

@denkoudoragon YEAH!

[TheNinjamonkey222]

@denkoudoragon IKR!!!!!! SAME HERE



[reliantkUs]

the major lee retarded was one of my faves.. and kernel of popcorn too

[Skullsher99]

lol