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  • Great video and lots of good tips. Will try this recipe thanks.

  • where have i seen this guy iron chef???? what the

  • wow so many haters in comments

  • I thought he was going to put it in that big dish.

  • nope...not what I was looking for......

  • You're a train wreck. Only thing I commend you on is that you didn't scramble the eggs like so many fuckers do.

  • blacke motha fuckers cant cook chinese, expertvillage suck my dick!

  • yeah let dump that in.

  • Hold on, hold on. I am gonna vomit!

  • there is an art to chinese cooking, its presentable and apertising! that was just a mess!

  • it looks nice ...y couldnt they put this in one video clip....

  • Looks undone

  • nothing expert about this the pan is crowded and it doesnt even look appetizing.

  • this is a joke!! didnt even show the beginning part... he did this for a good laugh hahaha

  • A WOK OF EPIC FAILURE!!!!!

  • ewwwwwwwww watching this thing make me threw up :@

  • ya are just immature childish people.... thats how its cooked.... bet ya dont talk shit when its on ya's mouth then y say this taste good.... and ya dont noticed how the rice is cooked go check out the kitchen!!! a mexican is cookin it retards!!! besides do ya wear nice things when ur bout to cook?? people wear what they want with tattooes or not... i cooked it my parents loved it i just added less oil cuz that was way too much =)

  • @claudia346 I don't know where you're from, but being chinese and brought up by a chinese family, I don't see anything that resembles what I've been eating for the past 33 year. This just looks like a wok of epic failure.....

  • What the heck? At least wear some decent clothes, don't need to show off your tattoos and there's no point you put the eggs in cause it all just went away inside the rice. Should have cooked the egg in the beginning but man I'm so fucking hungry I'd eat it anyways.

  • He's not even asian!!! Check out how to make Pineapple Fried Rice... She's actually asian and teaches you how to do it. I made it yesterday it was amazing.

    watch?v=-jpbp0R0kxA

  • Nasty :(

  • :-(

  • OMG! I just threw up in my mouth a little

  • The Rice Looks Like a nightmare

  • Kylie Kwong is better than you man~ that fried rice is billion times worst than hers.

  • This is gross... and insulting to chefs and the Chinese.

  • You need to first cook the eggs in very hot peanut oil or if you can't find it, use olive oil as any other oil ends up making everything too greasy. If you add raw eggs directly into the rice, it'll turn out to be a bowl of mush.

  • the fawwwww! Eggs are suppose to be cooked first.

  • expertvillage is full of village idiots

  • looks delicious for me.

  • FUCKED

    

  • How you gonna use a plastic spatula?

  • @robertomartinez18 LMAO!!!

  • this fries rice looks like garbage<<<<< :( OMG. who would like to eat that?

  • wheres the chinese?

  • sorry my bad, the first section was meant to say add either 1 tbsp of dark soy or 2 tbsp of light soy to cooked rice then mix until all the rice is coated.

  • Then stir fry the cooked and coated rice in a little oil (very hot wok) for about 5 mins before adding the egg and chiken, stir or toss to combine. Finally add 2 tbsp of chopped spring onion and a small handful of sweet garden peas (petit pois) and stir fry for a further 3 - 5 mins to combine and heat through.

    Enjoy with prawn crackers and maybe a couple of homemade spring rolls.

    Bon Appetite!

  • To all those who want to do this properly scramble the eggs (2-3) first in a very hot wok with a little ground nut oil for flavour, fry until fairly dry and transfer to a plate. Next add another 2 tbsp of oil to wok and fry chicken pieces (around 250g) until lightly browned all over (8-10 mins) then tranfer to same plate as cooked egg. Finally take precooked long grain rice (around 300g) and add 1 tbsp of dark soy or 1 tbsp of dark soy and mix thoroughly.

  • How did u do the rice!!

  • thats so gross why the hell did he put the egg on last?! it's digusting!

    HOLY SHIT. i rather eat out of an horses ass.

  • That looks like my dogs shit!!!

  • Good :) presentation :)

  • Eww.

  • That looks extremely wet for fried rice.

  • Looks can be deceiving guyz.. it probably taste yummy!

  • @Darkdrium lol I have the same approach to food my man. Unfortunately this one here is an exception. He put the egg in last so it wasn't able to flavor the whole combination, nor did it mix in well. And the worst part is that he put in the soy sauce waay too late so it didn't mix well with the rice. That rice is going to taste salty and fuck and mostly like soy sauce.

  • fuck i thought it was a shit >.<

  • Man I'm fucking hungry now!

  • อา หาร หมา !

  • look like dog food be careful maybe my dog will not eat it..

  • @agostolynda

    hahaha v right :P

  • looks foul

  • EEEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SEWAGE. DON'T CALL THAT CHINESE FRIED RICE AND STOP COOKING!

  • lol we're just gunna DUMP that in

  • no one on youtube can make a proper fried rice

  • mmmmm and we gonna adds some catfish and grits to this recipe mmmmm just the way my mama makes it

  • looks like poop! yuck!!! delete your videos.... pls!!!

  • looks like my shit

  • your rice is dog!

  • Dude, you can't cook Chinese food...that looks like crap!!

  • this is the worst version of fried rice ever! i'd b embarrassed to say i made this lol

  • u have a better shot at cooklng soal food

  • Looks like vomit ewwww

  • Dude you have no idea what you are doing and how to prepare anything...like others have said THAT`S DISGUSTING!!!

  • o_O that look like its bad for your heart

  • like this never egg gets fried. only gets steamed.

  • ewwww this dude cookin always look nasty i swear yo it looks like dog food lol

  • i was hungry, but not anymore, yuck

  • Once again expertvillage has a video from a true expert

  • this shiit looks like pig food

  • looks sooooo ugly,,,don know how u eat it..

  • Wow...I've never actually seen a vid with so many dislikes.. 8|

  • @PuffleHuff Rebecca Black - Friday.

  • @crisis376 HAHA! Thanks for that little piece of sunshine. xD Totally made my day.

  • @PuffleHuff Justin Bieber - Baby

  • Take the one from itkman instead , its sooooo goooooood.

  • this looks like trash...

  • and there you have it

    trash(no offense) in a pan !

    bon apetite !

  • thats how he fed his cell mate lol

  • lol word, "the reason you put the egg in last, well you know how fast egg cooks." No I dont, it doesnt cook too fast when its dumped ontop of warm rice. You just ate uncooked egg my friend, and you probably feed it to your kids every day. My serious professional suggestion is to stop cooking, spend the money youd buy dinner grogeries with on BUYING your chinese rice made by a real chef? Or at least a real chinese dude?

  • Looks yummy :D

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  • veggie,egg,meat,rice,soy sause that looked absolutely dreadful

  • that looks like Straight Booty ewwwwwwww dude always do veggies then egg never egg last thats nasty thennn your meat THE THE RICEEE

  • What is THAT....i would not give that to ANY dog....look soooo mushy and AWFUL...he needs 2 learn 2 cook before he thinks about doing another video

  • DUde, change the title, not chinese fried rice

  • how mexican can he get

  • what the FUCK is that. why the fuck did he add eggs on top of the rice? anyone with a brain knows that eggs should be added at the beginning so that the rice isnt mushy. Fuck this nigger

  • DUDE!!! Its gonna be like pudding man, adding the soya sauce!! Btw, thats a lil bit too much salt there buddy..:)))

  • they call it a SPREAD in prison

  • Actually, I think you should watch some of the other videos about making fried rice. Way too much soy sauce and you really need to cook the eggs on their own. You can stir them in at the last if they are already mostly cooked. Many of your critics really don't have the guts to make a video and show how they would do it so don't feel too bad. :)

  • What about this disaster is Chinese? The soya sauce? Because the dish itself is simply a bunch of ingredients mixed together, all wet and sloppy and mushy looking. What a disaster.

  • ur gonna give someone salmonella with that

  • Truly, truly, TRULY disgusting. Personally, I don't care about your clothes... but learning how to cook would be a fine idea. Oh, i get it... it's just a joke! Like an April Fools joke, right?

  • i cant see!

    i dont want read i want see what youre donin P.

  • THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF THE SCENE ON JUICE WHEN STEEL MADE EVERYBODY BREAKFAST.. "MMMM GOTTA GET IT RIGHT BABY" LOL

  • LOL THIS HOW THEY MAKE IT IN PRISON??? WHAT EXAMPLE IS THIS WITH TATS ALL OVER YOUR ARM??? NEXT EXPERT VILLAGE GOING TO HAVE HOW TO JOIN GANGS VIDEOS, HOW TO SHOOT A GUN VIDEO,HOW TO STEAL VIDEOS..ECT..

  • nice and thanks

  • sorry folks, this guy is not black... i dont know what he is but he is not black...i'm black and his cooking sucks.... i guarantee he threw that mess out after cooking it...eggs at the end... retarded!!

  • i am laughing my arse off... why did he have to screw this up? i mean sheesh.... wok cooking is not that complicated...salt? he added salt on top of the food after soy sauce....crazy!!!!

  • A Chinese person could wipe his arse and the paper would taste more authentic than this!

  • eggs go in first, retard.

  • expertvillage wat de hell ppl, come on!! this fails in so many levels PPEEWWW

  • damn that dish looks gross! and stop using the word 'dump' it makes me wanna have a dump.

  • disgusting fried rice~

  • who the fuck wants to see a vid on just the ending? show the whole thing

  • Dude hahaha at 10 sec's his face this guy is such a stupid amateur, i really dont understand why some of those so called chef's put in the eggs last its stupid hahaha and it doesnt make sense..When i make a stir fry with rice i always fry the eggs first then eggs out and other ingredients in then the rice and the soy or whatever u use, and at last the fried eggs in again and give it a quike stire...hahaha

  • SERIOUSLY?!?! I MEAN FUCK!!! Watch the "expertvillage/com" videos with the old man showing you how to cut down a tree!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE A JOKE! And I LMGDMFAO AT ALL THESE COMMENTS! But... And this dude may be a good cook but.... You fucked it all up here bro...  Make a goat curry! Leave this shit to the chinese!

  • Damn nikkuh!!! is you do catering??? cuz my dawg is hungry!!

  • Why does expertville have the poorest "how-to" videos? This is a failed tutorial. I'm sorry.

  • thummbs up for whoever thinks this is curry

  • Oh yeah and to add, you cook the eggs first. the eggs will clump the rice together, plus with the rice, it actually takes longer to cook. That's why your fried rice came out so soggy.

  • Sir, your fried rice looks pretty soggy. keep trying before you put this on "expert village"

  • i hate expert village everybody that does the videos are always fat specailly in the sport section you see fatases 300pound trying to teach us how to box lol

  • bleh

  • When you make Chinese or Asian food, you use chopsticks during the procedure fool.

  • @anitsirhC2 I hope you are being sarcastic.

  • son of a brick

    why is a black guy making Chinese food >:O [sorry not racist]

    has he been trained in a chinese cooking class or something?

    doesnt even look like fried rice to me, just looks like he put a bunch of shit together making a ugly bastard food that everyone will deny because of its ugly bastard taste, the restaurant will have to throw it in the garbage and tell the folks about the most HORRIBLE chicken fried rice.

    but seriously im Chinese and this isnt how to make Chicken Fried Rice

  • @alwynchan you are a wild ass my kind sir.

    it's not fired rice he does not know how to cook.. what'cha gonna do? kill him?

    leave the hard words out of youtube <3

    but for real - DO NOT FOLLOW THIS VIDEO. if you "cook" the egg last it just won't cook so stay away.... :<

  • yukkk! The egg remained uncooked Im sure! Not to mention that the way he threw it in WITH the soy sauce must have turned the rice into a pile of crap.

    As for the prison food comments, Ive had way better food in prison lol!

  • hahahahahahaha omg WTF

  • Where is Chef Ramsey to shit on this guy?

  • @TheBrilliantAK47 This matt is not worth of Ramsey shit.....

  • nice,but black pepper no good!

  • BTW...i have never laughed so hard then i have reading the comments to this video.

  • ..............oh....my...GOD.

  • cant even beat an egg properply? wow??

  • Typical of "ExpertVillage"....reminds me of the "Casino Pitboss" who appeared in the video on craps. Worst single video in the category on YT

  • dress up like a skid, make some prison food and you too can get on expert village

    this recipe was recommended by 3 out of 4 hobos

  • the title is WRONG... this is DEF. risotto !!!!

  • OMGGGG.... pls take a look at other vids on utube fore posting urs -.-

  • thats how we make dogfood back home!

  • I'm sure the guy tried to make it his own way, but don't the guys at "expertvillage" screen the cooks before putting them on the air?

  • Completely incorrect! What an insult!

  • lol! this is a joke right?

  • The egg should be added at the beginning when the vegetables have been sirred. Then add the rice and last the meat. You shouldn't use a lot of soy sauce if you're going to use that much salt, because soy sauce is salty.

  • next time, let a real expert be on expert village. You know, someone who fries the egg b4 he puts in the rice!

  • omgg...everything is wrong in there...

  • lol. This can't be serious

  • This is insult to Chinese Cooking.

  • ive been to china for almost 6 month and i never seen this kind of cooking, i guess this is a big insult to the chinese cooks...

  • @FootLooseify I wonder why the video is all about putting the eggs in? complete waste of time

  • wtf your black.... let the asians make it

  • Ok guys, add the eggs first.

  • That's so disgusting. Mushy eggs and rice, with an extremly salty flavour. And the guy has no neck as well.

  • hey buddy, too much soy sauce and salt again?

    should add eggs in the beginning

    its all too soggy and mushy

    man, you need some cooking lesson

  • Big no no at the beginning!

  • dude. u messed up big time..

  • umm...you are suppose to fry the egg first!

  • No No No.... omg disgusting!! This is all wrong! NEVER add the egg last.. that is just wrong... your vegetables were wrong.. i don't even know what rice you were using.. there was WAY too much liquid

    ... the funny thing about "expert village" is.. THEY ARE NOT REALLY EXPERTS!

    This literally looks like gumbo...

  • Is this Chinese Chicken & Fried Rice ?lol

    In my view,that's not chinese food,buddy...

  • I just made fried rice with a different recipe last night. If there's two things i learned is to use LONG grain rice or jasmine rice and also to cook the egg first or cook it after adding the veggies. Then you add the rice. Otherwise it's mushy...

  • dude are you fucking serious? this is more like soagy egg rice!

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  • this is more like a gumbo ;)

  • Lol! I can beat you any day! (opinion) And this is another way to make friend rice "warrdogg5678" and hey! I tried it at home and it's not that bad. But you should try mines ^_*

  • lol at all the stuff falling off the sides

  • eww he just dumps stuff in LOL

  • Fail nasty dude.

  • lol i bet it was good cause it looked nasty and mushy he has a heavy hand wit the seasoning only thing he had to do was cook eggs in the center of the rice that shit did look kind of nasty though

  • Hey look! It's congee!

  • hey may not be the best cook. but you guys don't need to be so critical & mean.

  • dude you a fucking idiot thats the horse shit way to make it!!!!

  • dude that looks f**king nasty! who the hell would eat that! i made fried rice yesterday for the first time and thank god it looked nothing like yours!

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  • im been making fried rice for 7 years and pepole this is not the way to make it.That is just gross,if I mad that at a restraunt i would most likley gey sued!

  • dude thats chicken friend rice after u have eaten it....digested chicken fried rice mmmmmmmm

  • expertvillage-dude i have to ask u get the fuck off internet cause u are too stupit.

  • omg FAIL ima throw up...oowwehhh!

  • you're supposed to scramble the eggs first with the veggies, THEN add the rice ....

  • and there u have it.ghetto fried chicken rice

  • instant GAG

  • this video is hilarious.

  • @Jess5874 loooooooooool

  • Add eggs in the beginning with the meat.. not at the end.. it turns the rice to mush

  • What the fuck is this shit

  • this poor guy...he just needs to delete this and delete it FAST!!

  • Look at this overcooked pile of shit. See how the rice mashes into a paste at the end with ONLY HIS SPATULA!? O V E R C O O K E D. He can't cook rice and he can't cook eggs; I suprised he didn't blow up the kitchen and kill the whole camera crew.

  • This guy is an expert? Expert at making shit.