Don't Ph34r the Reaper

[ProfessorRawr]

I be watching this amazing show, once again, in the 2012 times...

[Necromancer1177]

In my final moments of life I shall ask everyone but my only son to leave the room. I will bring him close to me and tell him with my final breath "don't be an dick like your brother."

[xTheRegulator29x]

oh son of a bi---BOOM!!!

[Rythmbot]

BLUE OYSTER CULT

[TheHMarvel]

1:22 "S.O.B" x3

[MrGalaxyMovies]

lol in the end: ok. HRRR! bleh.

[rept1llian]

if you dont want spoilers, DONT READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS

[cincameron]

SON OF A BITCH

[cincameron]

thumbs up for 2012 and my 10th time watching all the seasons... XD

<-- no life?

[ilthinkofaname]

@cincameron nahh! ur awsome!

[jamodude56]

"quotes video"

gets 100 likes

[ShadowChaos7]

It's the name of a song :P Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

[neworleanssaint1996]

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!

*BEEP* TARGET LOCKED

[ThePinnicle1]

wa dose ph34r mean?



[SPKB81]

@ThePinnicle1 Fear

[samcwic]

@ThePinnicle1 It means, "If you can read this, you've spent too much time on the internet."

[ThePinnicle1]

@samcwic o tnx

[Mohamed518]

what the fuck was burnie doing at 1:11

[Snxpbackz]

Son of a Bitch(x3)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[th3mw3llboyz]

Is there an echo in the comments? I swear I heard them in the video :|

[warrior6541]

i didnt know tucker was from europe!!

[KennyDaPILOT]

36 episodes later--

"OH NO! I'M THE TEAMKILLING FUCKTARD!"

[samtrix08]

If Caboose never killed Church, Church might actually have liked him or been his best friend!

[OrangeRickMan]

When warthogs couldn't die...

[MrObviousJester]

Ah the good ol' days when Caboose's I.Q was above 50

[sverredennye]

@MrObviousJester heh.. alittle over 10 you mean?

[MBGamingLegends]

2:37 that moment basically paves the way for future series', pretty amazing really...

[MrMegaUber]

I used to be a team killing fucktard, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[myOWNwingman]

thumbs up if your watchin this in 2011

[trubo9]

"Tucker Tucker. There is something I need to tell you. Get me a sandwich (this is what Bunnie would say)"

[hallPS]

SON OF BITCH

[totallyawesome565]

"you killed church you team killing fuck tard"

love you tucker :)

[cabooses1fan]

i like how in the youtube link it says OHNo

[TFRAZER666]

church sounds like a dog when he runs

[dontlikepie]

not being funny but hu could possibly dislike this?

[themaggotking1]

yes. i would be running and screaming like a girl if a big fuckin tank was chasing me too.

[themaggotking1]

this series can never get old, and that is what i like about this.

[OniRad13]

1:20 lol

simmons: son of a bitch!

grif: SON OF A BITCH!

church: SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[supermeep2d]

lmao u fucktard!♥funny!

[TheOdd1000]

I...I always hated you the most...

Lol

[yetanotherguyhere]

78 people was told to hurry up and die

...now.

[EnricoSuave666]

@adambingi I know you night think so after watching this episode but not exactly, you'll see in future seasons....

[dexterboy10]

just noticed the title says dont fear the reaper

[xXUnderagedxGamingXx]

Where's Ctrl f u when you need it?

[ToMoFtHeBiG97]

ok pause at 1:20 it looks like the tank is blowing up

[ch4rl1e97]

'Now hurry up and die, prick' LOL'd

[speedybastard2]

does anyone actually die?

[adambingi]

@speedybastard2 ...Church?

[r3pQL]

Ohhhh you backstabbing cockbite xD

[rainbowroadds]

HEEERRRRG... Blahhhhh.

[MrHockb62]

you team killing fucktard, im using that

[dirtydq1992]

no hurry up and die prick

okay.. huuurrrhhhh blagh....lmfao

[VertiGoPlushie]

78 people are team killing fucktards.

[terem098]

@VertiGoPlushie shut up.

[vxid]

what hell is a cockbit?

[TFZJoakim]

@vxid Much harcher word for back-stabber.

[AZproductions117]

@TFZJoakim No it isn't, it's just an insult...

[DrMalHarkness]

@AZproductions117 And back-stabber is an insult genius.

[AZproductions117]

@DrMalHarkness Backstabber is an accusation, dipshit.

[Catwolf109]

You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!!! Tucker is my fave character. :)

[Hunter2831]

I've just started watching, and I'm already hooked.

[BloolpyTerraria]

Firing main cannon! pow chica pow wow!

[MaxaMatt]

DIE YOU PRICK

[shitty but funny fake-sounding demise]

[LaughingHokeyMask]

first time theme music

[P4ndAK1l7a]

@LaughingHokeyMask That's just what I was gonna put.

[AirMc1]

y those the red not acknowledge the blue team member in the tank

[He4TS3eKeR]

UNLOCK UNLOCK

[CatherineHunterRank6]

Now hurry up and Die.... LOL

[TheWafflessssssss]

LOL

Computer: Target acquired

Caboose: Thats not a target thats Church

Church: YEAH ITS ME CHURCH

[dwc500]

firing main ca........

shit (in the distance)

firing main ca.........

damn it (in the distance)

[happyadm]

wow... that was a good show... but the ending "death noise" sounded so fake and stupid....

[FuzenKitsune]

@happyadm But that's part of what makes it funny... xD

[emoduuuude]

firing  main cannon, firing main cannon, firing main cannon... stfu

[nintega2000]

I always wanted you to know I hated you! Yeah, well hurry up and die, prick. Okay. Huurrr-Bleh.

[Hitaro9]

Funny how the main character "dies" in episode 8.

[The3ndlessDepths]

how can you dislike any redvsblue episode? mental retardation i guess

[MsSpartan57]

"You shot church you teamkilling fucktard!"

[GEARSxSNIPER7]

I I'm not going to make it. Tucker. What? I just wanted you to know.......... What Church. I always hated you the most. I know. Hurry up and die you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)))))))

[thebananakingful]

thumbs up if you are re-watching for nostalgia

[codplayerjoe23]

sob x3 lol :)

[radiodjcy]

LOL "Please help me nice lady"xD

"Oh son of a bBiOtOcMh"

[pkraccoon13]

Love this episode, it began showing that epic intro music ;~;

[Madvillane]

my favorite episode out of the entire series.

[furryapolgetics]

Sheila is a lousy shot.

[1C9J9S5]

Caboose:theres something i need to tell you

Tucker:what?

Caboose:i always hated you...

Tucker:yeah, i know. now go ahead and die you pirck

Caboose:alright...heeeeeeeh...­bleaaaah!

classic

[AjourChannel]

hello 240p we meet again...

[PioloAskal2009]

@AjourChannel it's in 480p. jackass

[YakkoWarner44]

"ohhhh you backstabbing cockbite!"

Love that line.XD

[ultraninjakid101]

@YakkoWarner44 teamkilling fucktard

[MyCoolkid5]

i like how at the end it was a plasma pistol

[lilnatedog01]

i did your mama sowed me

[NobunagaOda12]

church >_<

[vxid]

what is a cockbite

[Scraplstolemyname]

@vxid one who bites cock

[IwishmynamewasEzio]

w00t the music is here!!!

[deathkiller71]

Character 1: I just wanted you to know that I always hated you the most.

Character 2: Yea, I know ya did now hurry u and die you prik.

[krazyk00k00bird]

@deathkiller71 They have names...Church and Tucker!!

[The3ndlessDepths]

@deathkiller71 ya dude. dont quote if you dont know the names!!!! D:<

[66sjones]

FIRING MAIN CANNON "BOOM!" FIRING MAIN CANNON "BOOM!" FIRING MAIN CANNON "BOOM!" FIRING MAIN CANNON "BOOM!" LOL

[ThePokemonfan365]

77 people are "team killing fucktards"

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

church and while they were rebooting his armor

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

@Own1239 and chuech said he lost oxygen for a couple hours

[Amyo3o]

yey the music

[idkwmytuni]

So everyone is saying Caboose was smarter back then... but think about it:

He sold his team's flag to the other team... not even sold, just handed it to him.

He shot his CO on accident with a tank.

He didn't stop to think about Donut's color scheme. Although that one was kind of Grif's fault.

He's the Albert Einstein of 2552

[ThePyroHazard]

oh you backstabbing cockbite LOL

[909silversurfer]

love all seasons on red vs blue amazingly awsome my favourite season is season 8 but all seasons are as good as each other XD

[Trace3690]

SON OF A BITCH!!

SON OF A BITCH!

SON OF A BITCH!!!!

I seriously LOL'd on that part!!! XD

[AaahImOnFire11]

@Trace3690 thats not even funny...unless youre like 11..

[Trace3690]

@AaahImOnFire11 im 16 thank you very much :)

[AaahImOnFire11]

@Trace3690 ohh:0

[MrPrototypz]

@Trace3690 So this is the episode in which RVB attracted fangirls in some way. Well, it makes more sense at how you fucking bitches demanded that they made OP female characters that have the same hair color as you.

[pimo117]

The first kill and it was a betrayal.... GO CABOOSE!!!

[lilnatedog01]

u killed grif u teem killing fuck tard

[redknife8]

@lilnatedog01 learn to spell

[TheDtmadskills]

did not mean to flag

[Hoshinokami7]

OMG 480p, epic graphics

[ThunderCavalier]

Shelia has some pretty poor accuracy, now that I've rewatched this episode.

[terry280forpresident]

hey i have a great idea! lets get out of the jeep and hide behind a rock! great plan you idiot! XD

[sarahsue123]

you shot church you team killing fucktard, lol

[DirtyVannilaKids]

Oops. U shouldnt have brought the tank :)

[MultiTalentedFilms]

i hate that stupid fanta ad

[KRAJJI96]

"son of a bitch!" "son of a bitch!" "son of a bitch!"

[lucariomaster117]

The one time church says good job to caboose, he gets killed. Coincidence? I think not.

[MegaKazz5005]

SON OF A BITCH!

[crazylayzy23]

1.son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! SON OF A BITCH!!! 2.You shot church you team killing fucktard!!!

[legendarylukario]

76 people have LITERALY NO sense of humor

[dic3ful]

i think church lets out a fart at 2:50

[WilliamShadowbreaker]

why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions 0.0

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

please help me nice lady

[shiftri]

The graphics are so good that they have to use super widescreen.

[1996funkytown]

betrayal

[Hunter71Omega]

1:20 SON OF A BITCH!

[TheWolfEddy]

the tutorial program int much help is it

[sprunk102]

Firing main cannon

BAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!("Wa­rthog/Puma lows to smitherines)

SON OF A BITCH!

SON OF A BITCH!!

SON OF A BITCH!!!

[geglespheler]

1:17 I yelled HOLY CRAP when that thing went off, maybe I should turn down the volume

[Youngphyconaut]

ah the first episode with the red vs blue theme on the intro love it :D

[Chocl8215]

hey church; this is the part where he kills you!

[bbholypineapple]

Church:"TUCKER, Tucker theres something I need to tell you..."

Tucker:"What is it?"

Church:"I just want you to know:I always hated you , I always hated you the most"

Tucker:"Yea, I know you did. Now hurry up and die you Prick"

LMAO

[niceguymostly2010]

I laughed for 30 mins strait... "Holy S**T!"

[whalenation1]

i <3 Caboose

[OSOVIEYRA]

team killing fucktard

[EvaBongoria]

Tucker, there's something i need to tell you...

I've always hated you.. i've always hated you the most..

[TheGrasshugger]

2:20 you can actually hear proper panic in his voice

[tdhdawg]

what no

target unlock

unlock

help me nice lady

[tdhdawg]

Its me church

whats goin on man

[acelord12]

church gots to learn how to shoot the tank

[723riley]

CHURCH WAIT! SPARTANS DONT DIE THEY RESPAWN!

[greenmean117]

@723riley dumbass hes not a spartan hes an AI hes alpha

[723riley]

@greenmean117 wow sorry im not a freekin halo nerd.

[codwowfan97]

@greenmean117 you dont need to give away to people who havent seen that part

[Tacticalsniper32]

this was the best episode of this season if not this whole series

[NikPangMusic]

SON OF A BITCH!

[gordon926]

I just wanted you to know i always hated you, i always hated the most... Yeah i know you did, now hurry up and die you prick!

[knockknockchurch]

who asks if someone is ok after they get shot by a fuckin tank?

[starfoxshadow223]

shit damnit i heard the red dude and the yellow dude have say that when that almost got there fucking head blow off

[starfoxshadow223]

SON OF A BITCH! i have ROFL when they say it

[MrCuppycake33]

chruch: tucker i need to tell you something i alwasys hated you the most. tucker: ya ya hurry up and die now u prick. chruch: ok blaaaaaaaw

[icepack66]

son of a bitch



[CaptainKeeli21]

holy shit i peed my pants when i watched season 9 trailer and episode.!

[hawkmunRa]

Oh, You backstabbing cock bite!

[hawkmunRa]

Firinf main cannon

[Novaloid]

man i just started watching all of these eps agian cuz season 9 came out

AND MAN ITS STILL FUNNY AS HELL XD

[Novaloid]

YOU SHOT CHURCH U TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD!!

i killd myself laughing XD

[madjill112]

SON OF A BITCH!

[SVDCody]

ah you backstabbing cock bite!

[funkyparadox]

it would be funny if the main canon missed and shot donut

[CroshB]

the blackbar below is to hide the cameraman arms?

[droid521]

@CroshB yes

[narutofan6392]

Thumbs up for Tucker crotch shot at 1:40

[XxBl3nderxX]

@narutofan6392 fagg....

[MarcusTheAbsolute]

"Alright...heeeeh...bleaaah!" I literally spit all over my screen laughing.