Trapped!

[jennyreineck]

Nalts, the silence of the lambs is my favorite video of all time. I'm so offended. I think I'll report you to PETA or something. Or relentlessly complain about this on your channel.

[billysbobs999]

this idea is from a goosebumps book

[krislovesmen69]

i hat dat fukin lisp. u dikhead

[zzssxxddccff]

nalts rocks

[the5regularguys]

Your clone does a really creepy, accurate Buffalo Bill impression.

[MiBzAn]

*dancing and putting on lipstick* I rated that five lotion bottles in the basket out of five.. I'm glad you're back Nalts - I've missed you! :)

[AllieIsBored]

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

[BettaScream]

LOL. I like the creepy clone voice overs but, the old lady "stealing" the purse was the best. lol

[pornsterwoot]

Congrats on the 500th video!

[xanthaloves]

you really make me laugh!

[ThomasIsTired]

Nalts on writer's block, I don't believe it!

what's next, his clone taking over his channel!

[narutoloverNickDerry]

So the green stuff was just food colering?

Wow! I might try it.

[MelrumbaBee]

HAHA! OMG! YOU REALLY HAD WRITER"S BLOCK!

THATS SOOO CRAZY!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING WHEN YOU WROTE THAT IM MY COMMENT!!!!

....Im shocked.

[thoMASSIVE87]

i do care but i was too lazy to post a comment saying i cared

[NothingAtAllSpecial]

Chris Crocker reminds me of the "it puts the lotion on its skin" guy

[Shmebber]

Too bad the clone didn't supply you with a razor so you could shave off some of that stubble, huh?

[priceandpride]

do you work with buckley?

[gmswife]

Lmao...just send the freakin clone to New York in your place!! Great vid, Kev! Just as long as we can see you and hear you, we are happy! No pressure...really!

[nx2overide]

lol awsome as usual!

[Shmebber]

Looks like you have some clones of your own.

[nx2overide]

lol awsome as usual!

[iheartu34]

lol! XD

[willabbot]

nalts! plz! get rid of the facial hair! no offense, but it's pretty low class. other than that, nice vids

[iggy35]

Excellent 5/5

[sweetcharade518]

Jumped the shark.

[kiddsock]

Lol the TRash-80! Classic!

[whitefloweret]

Oooh...yes...I love the facial hair on you, nalts!

[Th3C0br4]

Two irrelevant facts.

Firstly, the TRS-80 did not predate the internet.

Secondly, even if it had predated the internet, that would not necessarily preclude it uploading videos to the internet.

It might just take a long time.

Like.. a week?

[Haynes1994]

OK, so what was the real reason for your 7 days hiatus?  Did you get arrested for indecent exposure again????

[MannyBei]

I thought you were the clone at first...you looked scary!

[papplegrassbracelet]

i love this one!! the buffalo bill ref was perfect! not sure how i feel about the moustache ... tom selleck and maybe 3 other people on the planet actually look great with one, so don't take it to heart.

and i have been wondering where you are. nice to see some new videos!

[squirrelygurl]

oh wow you are gonna work with the improv anywhere people?! thats awesome!! i cant wait to see it!!

[alienjesus2012]

you and the clone need to play russian roulette.

[wstoner]

My first computer was a Radio Shack Color Computer then I got a Tandy SL/2 8086.

[Aprildew]

if your clone starts "tucking" and dancing around with someone's skin on him...I'm gettin the hell off youtube..

[111ladyt]

Sum people r tired of seeing these gay ass bitches kissing eachother and fuckin eachother men

[kj6ythgfg]

lol

[sxkxfreestyle85]

me like you haha

[indycat47]

Everyone deserves a spring break. :) .. but that poor old woman... LOL

[indycat47]

*assuming you have a coffee maker but no razor* :)

[marxdesign]

i hate that annoying Improv Anywhere stuff

[21stCenturyCat]

my God, it speaks!

[ghostDrider]

Cool!

[telepathic2008]

TRUST NO ONE...wait thats x files..clones LOL no seriously trust yourself when it comes to humor its always better when natural.oh yeah and THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

[jelly17000]

OMG THERE"S A MOUSTASHE!!!! :O

[spiderpig442]

wierd....

[coolglock19]

awesome :D

[coolglock19]

awesome :ㅇ

[accidaccie]

sometimes i think your videos approach high art

[kf6eii]

Hey Kev,

I think you are wrong, I think that Michael

is the 2nd least funny guy in the office.

Know what I mean!!

C

[ClipCritics]

Send your clone potion to Captain Chuck aboard the U.S.S. Webscaper. The Trouble with Tribbles will be reborn...

Captain Chuck

P.S. I called you but your machine was full. Writer block sucks!

[ButterRivaLs]

Maybe you should help get the clone a job? Idle clone hands ... put you in the basement.

PS Sometimes suspending reality is best. :P

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

Me Like You

Me Like you long time

Lol sry but you started it with the movie quotes

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

Hey If you are locked the basement does that mean your clone is left alone with your wife!?!

[mastergunner99]

It's time to kill the clone nalts. Don't worry. I had a clone I had to kill once before, after I made love to it of course.

[RiskBD]

put the lotion in the basket!

LOL

[dannye60]

writers block sucks ass

[htmlbandit]

Did anyone else notice that Nalts is using a picture of MRirian as his icon in the description?

[cooksterz]

Hey i thought the clone thing worked. Dont hate on the clone.. LOL :D

[yakuza73117]

if you did this kind of thing textually, it would be called metafiction...what is the term for this in video?

[tgogo72]

and BTW, "a video everytime you poop", i was feeling very constipated

[EnergyBum]

realyy drink a case of beer and youl forget about your poop problem fiasco situation.

[tgogo72]

and BTW, "a video everytime you poop", i was feeling very constipated

[tgogo72]

and BTW, "a video everytime you poop", i was feeling very constipated

[tgogo72]

and BTW, "a video everytime you poop", i was feeling very constipated

[tgogo72]

this comment is purely spam to get your numbers up, but i had a lot of good ones too

[oocotter]

its amazing how much you're on..... there should be a record for most videos and most time spend online

[SoaringDisbelief]

nalts when did you remove 100+ of your vids?!?!?!

[izzardfan]

i hate writer's block; i have it now myself (i like writing short stories).

my own clone is better looking than me. i get really jealous.

[foxxravin123]

seriously, why would u use half of your time on these videos?

[JesusTheHitmanChrist]

Ouch! My brain hurts. Whats goin on. Is nalts talking to his clone?

[MuggleSam]

You're using too many big words again.

[foxxravin123]

why are u making these videos?

[JesusTheHitmanChrist]

What the fudge? Is nalts smokin the crack?

[TheJayEffect]

Haha nice video Nalts! Your clone is evil! I think I saw him with your wife the other day. I hope you escape soon!

[NBMonkey]

very cool.

[chunkymonkeyz]

<3 you nalts your the best!

[uTubegangsters]

good luck with improveverywhere. we're doing a thing just like it in boston.

[xoSushi]

MOOSTACHEY.

[TXStateBobcats]

haha, I thought it was "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

[mjmccul]

You mentioned Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Are you from 4Chan?

[nalts]

What's 4chan?

[tgogo72]

its a mike skehan thing, why all the hate for skehan, if you examine his stuff he never really hated on anyone

[proffmongo]

Maybe you could do a video where your trapped inside your clone's mind. Kind of a Being John Malkovic video!

And you can experience the clone pulling off hang nails!!!! You can also experience how other people look at you. Your opportunities are endless!!!

[EnchantinFlower]

Awesome! 5 stars! o(^ - ^)o *♥*♥*♥*♥*

[Elk4758]

lol

[LIVandLEX]

TEACH THE CLONE HOW TO TALK

[videowatcheer]

if you are blocked bring on the spencer

[beneeB]

nalts! where have you been. You didnt get arrested again did you? :)

[ClefairyOfDoom]

Yay for Silence of the Lambs! Hannibal is my favorite character in any book or movie. (Buffalo Bill is just creepy.)

[beeleetoodles]

all u have to do is teleport yourself to New York, geesh u need to spend some time listening to Coast to Coast on late night radio.

[johnjohn0701]

u look like a callous killer

[nalts]

I love callouses. i pet them.

[irnotdum]

The self proclaimed "Viral Video Genius" and ImprovEverywhere teaming up!? Oh em gee this is gonna be good.

[nalts]

We didn't shoot anything, though. Just chatted. He's so good I was afraid I'd bring him down.

[yourtubeunderground]

clone????

you should of went with the "twin" routine. who's who, you know?

[Doublebug1]

Man, I warned you it would turn out bad nalts. I even made a video to warn you!

[Doublebug1]

Why didn't you listen to me Kevin? Nobody ever listens to me until it is too late. I even told people to unsubscribe from you. You don't know what this clone is going to do man! If something devastating happens to YT now, I know the source and I am suing you Kevin! Let's hope the best now. Call for help from your wife and kids unless they believe he is you. Kevin, I really wish you would have listened! Until you make it out of this I don't know u and I wont be held responsible as accomplice!

[ply272pn]

Please don't make us wait so long again.

[marniespeaks]

have you thought of sending the clone to plum island, I hear there's very nice beach and a terns nest.

[pretermission]

LMAO :-) the viral video genius is at work again.

Get some sunlight nalts. Get out of the basement, take a vacation you deserve it. I hear Maui is good this time of year.

[robrobbins]

I think you should do a powerpoint presentation about marketing. YouTube just added video statistics so you know charts and graphs are really hot stuff right now. I bet that guy in your office would like this idea.

[OofItsBeckah]

Lmfao @ the old woman. & Yet another great video ^_^

[cumbersomecow]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!!!

[soundrone]

dude you are way too critical of yourself ....what are you trying to do win an oscar? Your videos are exceptionally entertaining. Just go with what YOU think is funny we trust your "comedy intuition". If it sucks just make another video real quick to divert the attention off the suckieness. In my opinion some are better that others, but overall none has actually "sucked". We love you Man!

[stalkerofnalts]

Don't worry, I'll rescue you.

By the way, I'm using the term "rescue" loosely.

[blokhed22]

awesome, but your clone should have a baby with your wife or one of your kids is already a clone baby

[blokhed22]

awesome, but your clone should have a baby with your wife or one of your kids is already a clone baby

[deathdeny]

dude you look baked as fuck hahahahaha

[nalts]

OMG- someone else said that.

[malinarana]

People are inherently good? Maybe...

[the7thwreck]

DONT YOU TOUCH MY DOG!!!! im sure we will be plagued by some more nalts videos soon.

[the7thwreck]

you've been growing a caterpillar on yer nose!

[EnergyBum]

heres an idea have your clone to have an affair with your hot wife

Can I be your clone.

Well at the very least Can i have a

BeEr

[nalts]

If you were any good in bed you'd be so busted.

[EnergyBum]

no you would stupid clone

now wheres my bEeR

[htmlbandit]

It's plausible.

[liz1060]

I had to buy a jar of fiber supplement ... I think you should reimburse me for the cost.

[HouseAddict8240]

Man your videos are really starting to suck. Stay in the basement!!! J/k j/k. you rock nalts!!!

[deadlyglitch]

great silence of the lambs joke.

[Fishslime1]

you lead, we will follow-even if its into a black hole or a fun day with Rev Wright--maybe 7 more days off will help? hey did you see themightythor with his shirt off-(you lead we follow)pretty scary, maybe TubeGranny is next-LisaNova yea in my dreams

[nalts]

Oh NO. Eddie did!?

[jckdeit]

I love this video it was inventive.

[Rikoshima]

rofl!

loved the use of the movie quote

[gamermakin]

Nalts, i have a question 4 u.

How are your videos down to 499?

if u were near 700>?

[mcase1013]

He removed a bunch that he thought were lame. Did he ask his fans first? No, of course not.

[nalts]

Should I bring 'em back? Most were disposable boring vlog stuff.

[nalts]

I just privated a mess of lame ones...

[tgogo72]

yes you should bring em back

[gamermakin]

Yeah bring em back

[mcase1013]

Thank god you are back. Nalts!!! I was going through withdrawal. Good luck with Improv Everywhere; they are very funny (loved the napkin musical). Now go post something interesting on your blog.

[htmlbandit]

It's about time! I was going into DT's from Nalts withdrawal!

[nalts]

Sarboxodone.

[MuggleSam]

Ardis.

(Actually I don't know if that's a real word. It's the word YT told me to type so I can continue to comment)

[htmlbandit]

That's funny MuggleSam, I've been tempted to do that as a comment too from time to time.

[madithekilljoy]

Did you delete some of your videos?

[whiteruler]

he probably put them to private

[nalts]

I privated about 100 lame ones...

[Glyphstream]

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose a....um....agasket?

[PassionOfDeo]

I really don't care about the clone, I want you to kick some mascott balls again.

[dgluttrell]

I think I've got a crush on you, Nalts

[mcase1013]

I saw him first!!!! See FanClubofNalts user name.

[1994cg]

hahahahaha

[nalts]

How come all of the people that think I'm hot have perfectly round heads and are gray?

[gmswife]

That is soooo not true...hehehehe!

[BilliLovesMargot]

nyc!! let's meet up!

[nalts]

Now ya tell me. I'm back home.

[Emy1708]

nice fuzz nalts! o btw. yea, listening to a very not funny person is definitely not the way to go! lol

[Steve7508]

I think this was the clone talking.

[missdivinestalls]

This was great. IT really showed the train of thought and/or loopholes in ones videos and video ideas. Nicely done.

[HappySaylor]

how do we know ur nalts!!!!

[mooitz]

ImprovEverywhere?! Most excellent collaboration potential!!

[nalts]

We just met over lunch... no shooting unfortunately.

[gnr1234]

hahaha

[captainimij]

I knew this was gonna happen.

[stephenetienne]

You victimized that old woman.

[nalts]

How'd you know? I edited out the part where I gave her a weggie, took her food stamps and called her a petrified granny.

[jryan9307]

KILL OFF THE CLONE

lol, wll goodluck getting out of the basement nalts!

[Lonewolf599]

xD funny, i gots an idea how to solve writers block!! just hit ur head on the wall!! ^-^ but it hurts alot...

[supafli27]

nalts we all miss you! thank you for the video please post more soon! i will murder this unfunny guy at your office! lol hopefully you don't suffer from writers block too long!

[BassManCrenshaw]

joe dirt haha

[nalts]

WHAT is the Joe dirt thing!?

[BreadHeads72]

that was stupid

[nalts]

They should add a third button to the comment functionality on my channel. "POST COMMENT," "DISCARD," "SAY 'THAT SUCKED.'"

[cswhitmill]

Nalts, you are too funny! These vids always cheer me up and make me feel like I am party to some kind of inside joke...

[nalts]

You are. That's the fun thing now. Most people have no idea what I'm talking about unless they've been around for a while. It makes it more fun that way.

[islandGAL7]

:  )

[MalyssaAK]

show me more of that purse footage!!!!

[nalts]

Kay- I gotta get some better stuff. I wanted a shot of them running off.

[MustafaPresents]

You haven't posted a video in a week? That explains why I haven't seen a daily nalts video...for about a week.

[nalts]

7 tears in your breakfast cereal?

[GoateeOfNalts]

Why am I here?

[nalts]

Welcome back.

[sjmman44]

I know!!!! Where were you?!?

[Sammerkona]

Please shave. Facial hair plugs up the brain cells, thats why you have writers block.

[nalts]

It's not a beard. It's just the mess from my chest.

[darmer12]

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!

[MattieCooper]

Good one! More Buffalo Bill Please~!

[Cooperwebdotcom]

TRS-80 may pre-date the internet but lucky for you it doesn't pre-date time travel. viola. one way ticket to new york.

[mcase1013]

it's Voila, French for "that"

[nalts]

Bingo- flux capaciter.

[ZeroSky]

OH MY GOD over 3.5 minutes dammit you are killing me

[summerwizz]

oooow in 1 vid more and u have 500 vids congrats

[BanjoMaster318]

Happy 499'th video!