CBS @ Anime Expo 2005 - #34 Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children

[MeredithDerek]

Coconut Bubble Sex Cosplay skits are awesome xD I didn't hear everything they said, though, does anyone have a transcript?

[ultimatedirtclod]

lol Sephiroth one-up'ed them :D

[101Vulpix]

omg Team Rocket xD

[AerithWingz]

that Cloud is soooo hot! just like the real thing! xDxD

[Lotusfur]

Sephiroth disguises as Darth Vader disguised as Rufus? Lol.

"Silver haired men blast off at the speed of light."

"Oh hell yeah."

I'm dying of laughter.

[Kkyyrruu]

I love coconut bubble sex cosplay skits lol

[sapphirekiowana]

hahahahaha!!!! i was pretty much wetting my self from laughing!!!! HAHAHAHA!! XDXDXDXD funny^^ xxxxxx

[pixychic91]

XD at 0.47 i thought it was about to start playing some Wicked music.

[Luccyy102]

PMSL! IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!

[Display34]

oh hell yeah XD

[sesshomaru022]

Even if it involves slapping some hoes!!!!!!!! X3

badass

[ff7fan777]

I'm a little confused here, is Luke Sephiroths son or Anakans? (forgot how to spell his name  ^)

[ff7fan777]

"Oh hell yeah" LMAO xD dying of laughter

[ModelHX]

My favorite skit of ALL time from a con

[graham6919]

thats so fucking funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahah

[greekgal]

That was hysterical!!!

[theskywitch]

ROFL--- i-i cant stop laughing...it hurts... IT HURTS! by the way, this is a great vid...

[teeia]

OMG!!!! this is soo fucking funny ILMFOA I can stop laughing!!!(^_^)....

[tobirules123]

the part when they blipped out Yuffi was hilarious XD "Silver haired men blast off at the speed of light.""Oh hell yeah."

[FallenxAngelxForever]

"Silver haired men blast off at the speed of light."

"Oh hell yeah."

xDDD

[claireglory]

darth vader = sephiroth? lol

[Suke4U]

OH that was hilarious!!!!

When they blipped out Yuffi!!!!! XDDD

[vincentDOC7]

dang when is the next anime expo and where is it anyways?

[andracrombiexo12]

BEST COSPLAY EVR!!

<333 this especially the pokemon part

[bellamasoncullen]

That was awsome

[Waveallover]

i love Yazoo when he says "oh hell yeah!" after Kadaj says "Silver haired men blast of at the speed of light"<3

[Nanakigirl3]

You know for the longest time I thought Reno was saying "Beer and booze". It's much funnier now that it makes sense. :D

[XxDigitalSoulxX]

omg lol

[sinangel2006]

this is funny

[klime13]

so yaoi i just love it <3

[HatoriXTifa]

The guy who played Kadaj sounded just like him. XD VERY funny!

[FutureBelle]

LMAO!!! that made me laugh! great skit!

[ICanShootRealGoodly]

Okay, the one who plays Kadaj has a hawt ass in that leather!!!!!

PLEASE tell me he was a guy OwO

[LionelRGuy]

....... aw my, my, my, I really wish I could. XD But no, matter of fact, though a talented fella's doin' the voice, a gal is on the stage. For a full castlist, look for "MilkyPop"'s posting of this video (she's one of the writers, and Kadaj on stage). > Ry-Guy, voice of Loz and Darth Vader

[ICanShootRealGoodly]

XD Oh my goodness.

[bshinigami]

hehe love the skit.

[xSaweetasSugarx]

lol, it seems like every sephiroth cosplayer hangs his head as the walk. maybe its cuz they can't see past those huge bangs? lol AWESOME skit, one of my favs XD

[evilperson120066]

LOZ URE HAWT!!!!!!!!!11

[ShodowySpartan]

LOL

[sorahasthekey2mihart]

WHOAWHOA WHOA!!!!

that was HILARIOUS!!!

[xXSoulDreamerXx]

oh how FUNNY!! this is really one of the best skits I saw^^

[Kittyears120]

Silver hair men blast of at the speed of light!

LMAO

[isozaki]

Oh hell yeah.

[axel91370]

-unbuttons shirt and walks out from behind you two- XDDDD

omg sephiroth is darth vader XD!

[krnboi93]

-*(&@798@&*(- =o

[animelovercilla]

hey some final fantasy characters need two jobs lol you never know in another skit L from death note is substituting for the green ranger and kills seph lol

[ShowJumperRed]

can any1 make out wat kadaj and his gang said @ the end b4 they leave?

[foxygirlchan]

What part?

[silverflame63]

that was one of the best skits iv'e ever seen

[saya345]

hahahaha that was sooo freakin funny!! kadaji and his brothers where funny! dark vader?? ohh its sephrioth!!

[budds]

There was a parody of this that used scenes from the movie. DId that come first or this skit? O.O

[MilkyPop]

this skit came first! the audio was made FOR the skit (hence the "this guy has been on stage with us the whole time" line)

[kiki12kimiko]

hahahahaha!! This was a bad time to eat. I almost choked becuz it was hilarious!! XD

[sacredTsukininja]

"prepare for n!pple, make it triple, to provide the main characters with fustration, to be the hottest within our nation, to free our mother, where she is well we don't knows, even if this involves slapping some hoes.kadaj,yazoo,loz,silver haired men blast off at the speed of light! oh hell yeah, that's damn right!" xd THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!

[pink872]

Could anyone writes what darth vader said?

[sacredTsukininja]

"allow me to show you myself"

"that was just a -blank- for use my square enix and all of your money"

i can't hear him quite clearly, that's all i can makie out

[RamockyCosplay]

he said marketing poly

[BloodyTornRose]

"allow me to show you myself...that was just a marketing poly for i use my square enix to get all of your money"

[FinalFantasyStory]

lol love it when dark vadar turn into sephiroth.

[fgjah]

some people from ff were acting gay o.O

lmao!!!!!!!!! xD

[summerwindfire]

That was so funny.

[Kapputron]

Ripped off of a video here,actually. o.o;;

[xXQilalaXx]

the video was created by the person that cosplayed in this..

[LionelRGuy]

As the other person who replied to you mentioned, yeah, this wasn't ripped off from the video; the video was actually made from the uncut version of the audio from the script (there's a time limit for skits at AX, but the cut lines just seemed too good to just throw away). Hell, the 2 writers/producers are actually onstage there (Velvy [MilkyPop on YT], who's the body of Kadaj, and Katie [princesskatie], who's the body AND voice of Tifa). > Ry-Guy, voice of Loz and Darth Vader

[wolfyluv]

moglmaofofracsnb!!!

[chatqueen31087]

hahahaha

[MistakenAngel08]

The Kadaj Gang made me laugh the most, that was great! <3

[jtgsclik]

"oh hell yea"

omg that was so fuckin funny XD

[xzardas92]

looool darth vader is sephiroth lmao XD

[xcrazyxbrunetteq]

i wish i was there this is the bestt !

[YukiNyoko]

zomg yuffie is so short o.o and played by a boy....and pokemon mix? xD

[xXReunionXx]

OMG WIE GEIL !!!! (^________________^) b

[supergoten1975]

great job people!!

[deadlittlechild]

were can i get this audio ? its soo kool i have heard it before and i looked on limewire but couldnt find it so if someone has it can you send it to me plzzz lovage

[luwaah]

coconut bubble sex cosplay skits are always he best ones!

[mightyoldham]

LMAO!! Prepare for nipple, make it triple! To provide the main character's with frustration To be the hottest within our nation To find our mother. Where she is, we don't knows! Even if this involves slapping some hoes! Kadaj! Yazoo! Loz! Silver hair men blast off at the speed of light! Oh hell yeah! That's damn right! Even if this involves

[mightyoldham]

Ignore the botton line, XD my mistake

[Envyous]

Oh hell yea.. lol. Thanx for writing it out!

[Envyous]

Oh hell yea.. lol. Thanx for writing it out!

[xsqueefluffx]

wow, just wow XD

[puppy0091]

Silver Hair men blast of at the speed of light!

Oh, hell ya~

omg, I loved that!

[shoujo0taku]

wow the guy who plays kadaj... his voice sounds exactly like the actual kadaj

[MecroTenshi]

que trio de marikas xD

[bsmb1982]

leave it to cbs to make the trio as gay as springtime keep it up guys

[blahblah124]

What did those silver haired trio theme say?

[cesariojpn]

A variant of Team Rockets infamous tagline.

[mightyoldham]

Including something about slapping hoes,lol

[flywhiteguytim]

I was "Loz" the one who opens his shirt. We say this "Prepare for nipple, make it triple! To protect the world from devastation. To be the hottest within our nations! To find our mother, where she is? we don't knows! EVEN IF THIS INVOLVES SLAPPING SOME HOES!" the rest is easy enough to hear. haha

[LionelRGuy]

And I was flywhiteguytim's voice here. ^_^ > Ry-Guy, voice of Loz and Darth Vader

[Itakaix]

It was Sephiroth, dressed as Darthvader? Im Confused.

[UraharaAyame]

That sword kicks ass!!!

[GorujiKun]

Wow Q Xvr xD Q tal kague de risa ksm ajjaja

[meian4snake]

random O_O

[BlueNayru]

I love the whole SHM team rocket thind XD!! Reno was cool!!! The buster sword pwns all!!!

[KetoriChan]

LMAO. xDD

Niccceee.

[wickedhikari]

"Oh, hell yeah." XD

[YasaiKoujou]

Er, whoops. That was a reply to someone else's comment here.... Anyways, can someone help me find the other one with the FFVII: AC clips in it? This was funny, but I wanted to compare it to the other one ^^

[Corsity]

that is so funny! this has to be one of the greatest ff fests i've ever seen!

[BoomPresentation]

So much love. This is one of the most well put together skits I've ever seen, I was actually clapping from laughing so hard!

[chibijak]

Holy... I don't even know how to describe this... I can't type because I'm laughing so hard... Darth Vader?! +fav

[HyperBlueKitten]

hot and i love the silver men thing! ^~^

[xchax]

HAHAHA I LOVE SEPHY AT THE END....kadaj yazu and loz are hilarious..

man . coconut bubble sex...AMAZING each year...

[nice cloud..nice sword.. yuffie youre cute. and tifa. i feel your pain.. i cosplayed tifa.. and did not have the boobs.]

[foxygirlchan]

Reno: You should just make your life simple like mine Cloud. I care about 2 things. Beer... And boobs. OH BABY!

Cloud: You do know those things are fake, right?

[CloudsLoverKairiUJMK]

"What about Sephiroth?!" "He's been in all the trailors!""That was just a marketing ploy, used by Square Enix to get all of your money." XD lol OMG Too Funny!!! *Dies of laughter* X.X

[dancergirl]

I have some questions about cosplay/conventions. If anyone can help me out, just send a message, ok? thanks!

[rm6722]

wierd stuff

[Kalimatai17]

Yuffie was cute. I have a buster sword just liek clouds. Mine isn'tas big but its really four swords in one.

[davidward123]

clods costume is fucking amazing.. his buster OWNS

[ChibiTaisa]

Kadaj: Silver haired men blast off at the speed of light!

Yazoo: Oh hell yeah.

ROFL!!!! And then there's the:

Tifa: Will someone please turn this crap off?!

[hellsurvivor666]

that was f***ing funny 5/5

[piratefreak348]

the sliver haired people were so frickin funny!!!!!!omg hahahbah

[Jinirawks]

they win at life.

[artisticangel17]

DARTH VADER RETURNS as sephiroth HAHAHHAA

9 and a half pocky sticks out of 10

[dancergirl]

what are pocky sticks?

[RAWRxCOOKIES]

Pocky Sticks is an Asian snack. They are very thin (like sticks) and are sometimes covered in chocolate, strawberry or vanilla. They are actually very good and popular.

[dancergirl]

Thanks!

[VampiricGenocide]

ahahahahahahahaha "silver haired men blast off at the speed of light!" "oh hell yeah!" LOL

[LinneaMusic]

OH I LOVEEE THIS, when everybody screams when darth vader...takes off his helmetX'D

[No1dork]

I love Coconut Bubble Sex Cosplay!!! <3!

[MsLissy]

lol Everyone love Lord Vader (who is acually Sephiroth O.o)!!!! *is having a slight Star Wars obsession at the moment*

[Ramenluver25]

omfg darth vader!!

[icerose21]

Yay go coconut bubble sex you rock! X3

[watermelongurl]

o.O beer belly

[Agmb92]

the other video was better

[hinaruto14]

wat the hell was with the team rocket music

[Famfr1t]

Funny XD

[Eshey]

those 3 we're HOT! haha very funny! xD

[animeisdabom]

loz is HOT!!

[naruto190]

wtf he's got a fcking beer belly =D fatass

[Fontier]

"Allow me to show you" .. *Darth Vader comes out from under the sheet* .. OMG!! Love it!! xD

[fullmetalvoice]

WOO HOO!! *oh hell ya* LOL!

[NaruIchigoRiku]

sephiroth! XD

[anitsuki]

WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!

[rainyafternoons]

team rocket XD

[EliteCloneTrooper]

Nice sword Cloud.

[anime4life18]

That was genius...haha.

[lilshortdudetp]

hahahahahahahahaha blast off at the speed of light

[xXxArcAngelAnetxXx]

lmao!

[Nickelman16]

holly shit. funiest damn thing i have ever seen. LOL^_^

[darkfear01]

LOL

[AleczanderenHashiba]

LOL!

[akinye]

omfg funniest cosplay ever

[LmightyQ]

omg.. these nerds crack me up!

[disboi8o8]

idiots that didnt veen look like sephiroth

[ff7geek]

HA HA HA OMG thats so funny lol im in stitches lol

[YumixNightmare]

LOL! Funny shit. I loved it!

[horsegirl32]

"What the *BEEEP*" "oh hell yeah" rofl i laugh every time i watch this! ^^

[Hollisterbirdd]

Prepare for *beep* make it triple... lmfao

[PrincessRikkuFan]

oh hell yeah! LOL!!

[bokieca]

lol that was friggin awesome

[PyroObsession]

OMG! that was hillarious

[MikeB303]

funny as hell. love it.

[WebbedFeetSuck]

Haha! Hilarious, I love how Kadaj says "Blast off at the speed of light" Wow this is bringing back Gay memories..O_O

Did they win????

[ninjaXusaco]

LMAO

[lailitheturk]

I'd of died laughing! lol!

[velvety2006]

i yazoo was the funniest

[Maiindeg]

LOL XDDDDD that was awsome thanks for posting XDDDD

[ChibiSanX]

XD I lost it at "Oh hell yeah."

[samsrosie1]

oh my god that was sooo hilarious! great job with video!

[Bioxv1rus]

ROFL

[RadloffR]

I finally recognize the music during the "Tifa's Padding" scene! It's the non-chalant happy-go-lucky music from when they try to lighten the mood on Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[YasaiKoujou]

Misato's theme, yes. =D Glad someone else recognized it.

[stitch62o6]

That was some funny shit! XD

[JvGaara]

hauhuaaahua LOL...versao gay do kadaj e dos outros e darth vader...huaauhuahua

[IceyLove226]

This is funny ^^ But I saw a parody on this too with real clips from the movie. I'm confused as to which one was the original. ._.

[Jadasan]

damn i don't even like final fantasy 7 that much but this shit was funny! lmao

[Summertimakiller]

Tifa looked awesome and Yazoo too! Cloud was so funny! this is just great. 5stars,dude

[alicat]

"Oh hell yeah" Haaahaa. *falls off chair* Haaha. Great skit.

[Mangotropolis]

Really... really creative, best one yet!!

[kisaa]

oh hell yeah.

[analogmaniac]

wahaha!!!! tifa's using a tissue under the shirt, kadaj and the other appear with the team rocket theme song in pokemon, ahahahaha and star wars too. what a creative ideas. i like the song at the ending clip. thats my favourite song.

[schorse2022]

LOOOOOL xDDDDDDD

nicenicenicenice :)

[stickdude]

and hear the fangirls scream

awesome