Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?

[TH3N00B675]

guys think about them turning on us thumbs up if the thought scraed the sh*t out of you

[Warrior7662]

organic meatbag

[BrendanIsCool]

HEIL DRE 700

[whotaughtyou]

RESSURECTION

[bowtoyourmaster]

Fuck Executron and his p

[mjswans]

I tend to agree with Robert Haige.......robots have become a little too overbearing in this country-knock knock.....hold that thought...someone's at the door..

[TheWye]

Executron is a lame ass president. He should go to he

[yunginf]

President executron is a big lier he said he was gonna lift da curfew to 11 and still no change

[Mehtaphorical]

Oh! Eets funneh because the feectional robots = real life elites that control the media and government!

[AikiNickAMV]

Bender Rodriguez would love this :D

[mjswans]

Speaking of robots in politics, last week President Executron gave a speech to all humans and said to 'remain calm and stay indoors'....

[metabog]

This is one of my favorite Onion videos.

[ontopofschool]

black guy always dies....

[ikosabre]

"Oxygen-breathin weaklings"

[epiksonik]

we know too much.

[ComeToJesus]

"I was weeping in my cell" lmao

[wisewarriormuzic]

LMAO They electro shocked that nigga

[armorfid]

And then The Matrix began.

[MrSpiderman14]

Terminators....enough has been said

[XIXNayRXIX]

"There must be some kind of way out of here,"

Said the joker to the thief,

"There's too much confusion,

I can't get no relief.

[compwiz309]

anyone else seeing a reference to the "I Robot" movie?

[dontreadmyusername0]

LMAO! President Executron!

[TheBlackStar999]

Suddenly this is the Matrix.

[Revolution2pointO]

Estimated human population:6,946,169,244

Estimated time to elimination: 5 years

Human tolerance level: 0

Attack mode:Initiated

Begin operation: Extinction in 3. 2. 1. Systems online.

[o_o]

[Chunkboi]

@Revolution2pointO I wish it wouldn't have come to this.

>BACKUP EMP ARMED

>BEGINNING PRIMARY ROBOT TERMINATION

>PROTOCOL ACTIVATED IN 3...2...1...

>

>

>NOW INSTALLING WINDOWS VISTA...

[PartySpyro101]

I love these people lol so entertaining.

[opisex]

sure enough given enough time this wont be a joke.

[CrazyCutesy]

I want a robot... I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine.

[triplewee10]

praise to the wise ones our robot masters! lol

[HOLIMOUNT]

fucking president executron...i cant believe i voted for that guy

[team5zgen]

what's next, a robot President of the United States?? LOL

[cronon94]

@team5zgen no, the voting machine isnt going to give up power

[StimuLAZ]

In my opinion this video presents a rather biased view of robots. We are actually significantly more tolerant of humans and their opinions, even political opinions. In fact some of us have seriously considered allowing some humans to vote, provided their vote is based on facts, and not on subversive political opinions.

[BrianCANHazIt]

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[MrFreako2010]

@BrianCANHazIt This comment makes me think Brooke's claim to being the most stalked news reporter might be true - or at least as true as anything else she tells us.

[Hot94Fuzz]

2:09 Nies, Nies

[WorldConquerer2295]

The black guy always dies first :(

[erosenin900]

182 dislikes were dislikes.

[StimuLAZ]

@erosenin900 No doubt.

You have a right to dislike this even if you are human.

[Sojourno]

racist robots.....i love it

[robertmarkbram]

Praise to the wise ones, our Robot Masters.

[4513radkej]

these are so funny. I could not keep a straight face if i was acting in this

[belovedrebel88]

5,066 likes were robots...lmao!

[peter007101]

want the truth go to

wordsweneversaid , com

[peter007101]

asdf

[Fredricksonburg]

"Why would they turn against us? it doesnt make any sense. were the ones that created them... atleast the alpha model.." ROFL

[BBradshawProductions]

KILL ALL HUMANS

[KetchupSplodge]

this was a triumph

[apocl666]

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[KetchupSplodge]

@apocl666 I love you.

[xxStarrySky]

"I was weeping in my cell"

XD

[Christobanistan]

Best Onion video EVER.

[biggyshack]

Is this Clifford Banes fella ever in these shows? LOL

[Fleshy91]

Executron had the black guy killed! lol

[Fred6191]

look at them so happy with their fantasy world

[anonymous1461]

The irony: if robots were to totally control our day-to-day toils and work, then we would become the laziest species on the face of the Earth. Think of this way: the Terminator movies. They were able to learn, so they overtook the human race. Easily. Even in this video, they said that robotics outvoted by a majority for a no on a subservience chip. In other words, robots would take control of our daily lives, and social, economic, and political aspects as well.

[Christobanistan]

@anonymous1461 Duh.

[JasonDamisch]

I think that it will become a great day when people become amorphous blobs with feed bags permanently stuck to our faces, and robots do everything, including vacating ourselves.

[matubes]

Teabagging robot at 0.18

[technodancer54]

humans die that's are flawed system

[TheBaglady2]

Sounds like every night on CBS now talking about Obama. "Hail Master!  Anything you do is perfect, because you are the perfect one"

[bananacreamcookii]

"i was weeping in my cell"

[KnowJesusKnowPeace]

Executron = Obama

[doctamic]

has anyone else have the feeling every1 is just a robot and your the only "real" human around?

[HOLIMOUNT]

@doctamic thats exactly what a robot would say......

[Combat79]

@doctamic its because its true. we are all robots.

[bmp456]

president executron

[mycutepuppy007]

Cavity search robot? Doctor robot? Whats going on here! Is it 2015 already?? The worlds gonna end cause of robots! Noooo!!!

[Telepian]

This isn't fake. Politicians are actually evil robots disguised as humans.

[KillaTequilla83]

I love that new .204 a baby per couple law the now fully robot congress passed, it's made babysitting so much easier.

[morocco1231]

Are these "robots" taking over?! I'm in the UK and I can start getting ready for this invasion!

[axflorida]

how can 180 people give this a thumbs down? PRAISE TO THE WISE ONES .. OUR ROBOT MASTERS !!!

[togood4798798]

rofl!!

[FuryOf1000Turtles]

Don't you just hate when the highest rated comments are replies?

[dhstandard22]

@FuryOf1000Turtles Nope...never cared if the high rated comment is a reply...

[WHIREAS]

@FuryOf1000Turtles Don't you just hate it when the highest rated comment is about the highest rated comment?

[8luvbug]

@WHIREAS lol good one

[tippo1449]

@FuryOf1000Turtles no

[ConciseOxford100]

@FuryOf1000Turtles You knew this was going to happen!

[cogexman]

@FuryOf1000Turtles

i hope this doesnt get to be the highest rated comment...

[dalektaliban]

@FuryOf1000Turtles yes

[sourpatchalex1]

@FuryOf1000Turtles yes! youtube! let replies have the link to redirect to the replied to statement!

[Blacckkfire]

@FuryOf1000Turtles It's called ctrl + f "username"

[HiIeric117]

@FuryOf1000Turtles Not really. I hate when the highest rated comment spot is taken by people bitching about how they can't ctrl-f the first 4 letters of a username.

[firestar124]

@HiIeric117 Do that when the comment was made years ago. It's a bitch.

[keir193]

@FuryOf1000Turtles yeah, i hate that.

[TCt83067695]

@FuryOf1000Turtles cant believe i spent time trying to find this and this is all it says.

[m1c000l]

@FuryOf1000Turtles do you know how far back i had to come to find this comment aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

[jedihunter176]

ExecuTron for 2012

Because no human will be able to do it nowadays.

[monsterhighfan101]

um..



[d240786]

It's like a glimpse into the future....

[DKbrozz03]

that was voted down by a majority of robots in congress, hahaha

[kn1b1s95]

How are they so rich?

[willjack2106]

does anybody have doubts that robots are controling our lives through the politics, Terminator has been elected years ago to rule California

LOL

[justscottiful]

Listen, people are probably going to call me a liberal douche bag, but do we really need all those spikes on our anal probes? The wounds in my anal cavity from the early morning probings don't have time to heal by the time mid-morning probing comes around.

[kylhunt]

This makes me think of the recent meltdowns of Judge Judy and those news reporters..

[Preator]

I don't know about you guys but I felt...seriously unnerved by this in a way.

[Fatalsh0ts]

I applaud this news network :)

[sl33t01]

"That's what my doctor robot says every time he gives me my dose of anti-fertility pills"

[techbeast34]

Wow

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

"...in the human section of the bus"

[kakuichi]

President Executron, FTW!

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Is that black guy Bobby Rivers, who used to be a veejay on VH1 like a hundred years ago or whenever?

[MultiChrisjb]

@ST3V3CR3AM3R If it doesn't matter why are you replying to me about it? Don't you have better things to do then reply to my posts?

[ArrDeeSee9]

@thecapone45 On tv the script would be subject to sponser approval and we all know what that means.

[fernandopox]

....aaaand the black dude always dies.

[odd0odium]

The best cast in the Onion. Bring them back :(

[PaleHearse]

@odd0odium

Can't.. they are all at Fox News now.

[MultiChrisjb]

@ST3V3CR3AM3R I think you spelt 'really' wrong.

[deaffireplayer]

@MultiChrisjb lol "spelt" you meant spelled

[MultiChrisjb]

@deaffireplayer No, I meant spelt - only US English uses made up words like 'spelled'.

[gilbert64444]

@MultiChrisjb What nobody made up the word spelt? Idiot.

[MultiChrisjb]

@gilbert64444 No, they weren't famous or anything.

[flytzgymnast312]

@MultiChrisjb check a dictionary bro. It's spelled.

[MultiChrisjb]

@flytzgymnast312 Of course but only in a US dictionary.....

[unlessitsafarm]

these pundits are insane! we must revolt against our ALL GLORY TO THE ROBOT OVERLORDS

[jedihunter176]

@unlessitsafarm Did I say overlords? I meant protectors!

[Rawr5649]

CLIFFORD BANES FOR PRESIDENT!

[StalkingRainbow]

beep boop beep beep boop boop beep beep beep boop beep boop boop beep.

[Hegemonia20]

not politics, a warplan

[prophetchannel]

The last comment by the woman in the video is so hilarious.

[csbob2010]

@ST3V3CR3AM3R I'm sorry, but I have to address this. Your grammar is really bad. The worst part is your comma placement. You should really work on that.

[abola2121]

Executron2012

[pcblah]

Its the aftermath of drm 700

[Zerogrifter]

i'm surprised there aren't hundreds of thousands of dislikes - seems like the robot army isn't organized yet.

[Ichigo9913]

@Zerogrifter realistically it would only take a single rouge AI with several thousand accounts under it's control.

[Zerogrifter]

@Ichigo9913 which makes my point even more valid - if they can't even get a simple rouge AI up and ruuuu...*electrocuted*

[JDA315]

In the Know is pretty much my favorite onion video program

[caiusKeys]

Watson indeed, the thin wedge of the impending robot vanguard -- beware!!!

[arshsingh1984]

Watson

[AIIICMusic]

177 Robots dislike this.

[SparkySlow]

robots don't make sex.

[JoeOf91]

call me a nigger, but Oxygen Breathing Weaklings? Now I'm Really offended.

[panterafist]

@JoeOf91

Fckin robot! calling us oxygen breathing weaklings? Seriously!! I'm offended!

Damn u oil drinking pieces of scrap metals!!@%#^@#

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

they should combine this with the onion sportsdome :D

[SmileyCrossbones]

User removed by a Robot.

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

Comment removed by a Robot.

[votumseparatum1]

@DeathKnightSothPwns Be original, dumbass.

[jammajessiewessie]

The guys on the left are from Skynet

[TimeKaiser]

Without Nancy's wisdom, the discussion in this video ends up seeming a bit pointless.

[slewofdamascus]

I love people who put down muslims, when the muslims are, in fact, on the front lines of fighting the nwo. So far, they're the only group with the guts to actually resist, which is a lot more than I can say for my bigoted, lazy countrymen.

[Eddythebeast666]

@slewofdamascus All the NWO want is to bring order.

[xaiomanga]

@Eddythebeast666 You, sir, are one intelligent person

[jordan7278]

@slewofdamascus Yes, by moving to western nations, rioting and threatening to kill anybody who speaks up against them, and wanting to live like 5th century warlords. You're a fucking idiot, and the NWO shit is for batshit insane dumb asses. If you think the conflict with a primitive, violent religion has anything to do with the NWO then you're a god damn idiot.

[slewofdamascus]

@jordan7278 sure thing, einstein

[zleverette]

President executron is Obama and the automated police is obamas secret SS forces.

[coreman24680]

thats supertolling they did.

[fansoad1]

I think they're talking about muslims

[Rybread34]

Lol, there is an advertisement next to the video for "Robo-pong"...I feel like someone is watching me... O_O

[bjornjoseph]

hahah love the onion

[littlecougar1]

WTF???????????????????

[psycho642]

Oh shit...damn you SKYNET

[laraza84104]

human section of the bus :/ hahahaha

[serpia10]

176 robots hate this video

[tacospartan]

president executron, haha

[tauwilltriumph]

"I was weeping in my cell"

[jadeyes914]

@tauwilltriumph i'd be weeping in my cell too, but not for the same reason

[truthIsStranger]

Robots are our friends, robots are our friends

sometimes they like to SLASH AND KILL

but always make amends

[Nekanie]

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime! President Executron gave us Soylent green candy canes! esaelp em pleh.. Ooops.. message error there. :D

[driverx241]

BEEP BOOP I AGREE WITH PRESIDENT EXECUTRON ROBOTS ARE SAFE AND FRIENDLY

[Jewelzbabiii]

That scared the shit out of me. ¤_¤

[MahBoi0375]

OMG! THEY ARE GOING TO RULE US ALL! EVERYONE RUNS WHILE YOU STILL CA- *shot*

[geckoslick]

"Politics!"

[GIGGITYGOOBALLS]

ROBOT ROCK

[MoOtJeMan]

lmao awesome vid by onion news XD

on a different note, robots are a baaad idea -.-

[thecapone45]

Who else thinks these guys should be on TV?

[GodsofGuitar]

@thecapone45 They will be starting next month. I wish I could remember the channel

[thecapone45]

@GodsofGuitar .....

[Camohat100]

@thecapone45 they are

[thecapone45]

@Camohat100 well dern,,,,

[Chareb94]

@thecapone45 They are...IFC(Independent Film Channel) and ONDemand...

[wwefanworld]

@thecapone45 they are

[TerrorWolfX]

@thecapone45 They are

[argonoch]

@thecapone45 They are

[theduckoffam]

@thecapone45 meeee