Dirty Harry Quotes

[balltongue666]

I always put mustard on hot dogs, so I think I'm safe.

[MQRED011]

"Today my black coffee had sugar. A whole lot of sugar...."

[MrBunnyslaya037]

I think clint eastwood is better than chuck norris...

[howdidigethereXD]

BUT I PIT KETCHUP ON A HOT DOG :(

[murdochmonkey1]

Clint Eastwood=Professional badass

[lulavikonj1]

FUCK THEM APES!

[jizzin4genocide]

2 people dont feel lucky...

[brooklynstudio]

@mjustonestar well movies are edited and scenes are shot until they are perfect so who knows maybe he laughs during some scenes, it wouldn't make him a bad actor

[HGRTVONE]

Go ahead make my day...dirty Harry! - lil wayne

[RayNDeere]

2:33 one of the best lines from Dirty Harry

[ieatmonkeys501]

i thinkhed look good in a mustache

[ForrestNunn]

There should be more Dirty Harry jokes instead of chuck norris!

[Hancerlioglu]

Man gotta know its limitations!!!! ;)

[Whitevoice14]

epic

[trinislobo]

Smith and Wesson and ME... EPIC!

[Mirren81]

you missed " your mouthwash aint making it"

[codename617]

@Mirren81 Once again thanks for pointing that out. but this was made with the only Dirty Harry movies i had. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force & Sudden Impact. By the time i got THe Enforcer and The Dead Pool, i only made one video with Welcome To The Jungle that youtube didn't like. I nevr got a chance to make another video before deleting the movies.

[wasomesocks]

What about that scene when he harpooned the guy and when they asked him where the the criminal was he said "Hes hanging out over there".

[DASCO2136]

1 person put ketchup on his hotdog

[MissHoov]

"If you bothered me any more, we'd all be stuck to the ceiling."

[jscottupton]

Onions, relish, maybe mustard...not ketchup

[zunino53]

1 person thought he fired 6 shots

[ezandycle]

My fave was the way Harry hissed "asshole" under his breath to one of his superiors in DH1.

[The12Child]

@mjustonestar What's about " In The Line Of Fire" He laughed

[chaser5800]

i...put ketchup on my hot dogs...

[claudefrog]

I love Harry Callahan.

[Bioshocked678]

The last line I totally agree with...what kind of person puts Ketchup on a hotdog?

[MiLLwallpaul231258]

All the lines this geezer comes out with......spot on

[hznfrst]

Cool lines, but why the distorted video?

[DD0CD]

'only with humans' lol

[blackmagicmax7]

dirty harry, magnum force, sudden impart, the enforcer is there any more?

[JacobMowat]

@blackmagicmax7 Their was also The Dead Pool but it was the worst of the five in my opinion.

[rzombi666]

Only retards and people from Texas put ketchup on a hotdog!

[jonasluver2008]

@rzombi666 i happen to be both so shut up!!!! and i LOVE ketchup on my hotdogs!!!!! :) have a nice day

[stoptheemotions]

to shorten his quotes into one average meaning, "This is a big ass gun, and yes i will shoot you with it."

[sciarrottajuve]

"Move it hammerhead!"

[AChotdog94]

Haha they were all serious till the last one and i almost busted out laughing lol

[codename617]

@mjustonestar And that is why he would've been a better Two-Face than TOmmy Lee Jones. "I know what you're thinking. Is it heads, or tails. Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitment, i'd like to know myself. But being a double-sided coin, the outcome could be the same either way. But you forgot to ask youself one question. do i feel lucky. Well do ya, BAT!"

[k9feces]

3:16 Poppy stain

[supinski50]

I hope when I become a cop I can carry my own hangun. Im definetly going to keep the S & W 44. ALIVE AND WELL! LOL

[nexusvision10]

He looks so insulted when the guy refused to hold the plastique explosives, haha. If I were there, I'd have screamed "FUCK YEAH! GIMME THAT SHIT!"

[imbatman1995]

... im gonna stop putting ketchup on my hot dogs....

[Monkeyfurshur]

It is 5/29/11 and I want to know who the only dislike was out of 251 votes?

There's just 1.

[yerkhater]

.... I feel bad for putting ketchup on a hotdog now.

[sserpent21]

Tell me Callahan was just PRAYING Scorpio would pick up the gun so he could blow his little narrow ass away at the end of the first movie.

[colezig37]

Callahan, you so much as lean out of line and i'll bust you down lower than whaleshit. Harry: Well speaking of Whaleshit, what have you come up with Briggs?

[moorigs]

2 other great quotes from Magnum Force: your mouthwash ain't cutin it and your a legend in your own mind.........

[codename617]

@moorigs wasn't the mouthwash quote from The Enforcer?

[moorigs]

@codename617  It might have been, it was a great quote either way...LOL

[downloadgoblin]

"Do you feel lucky, well do ya... punk!" *huurrrhuuurrrhuurrr* BAM

[MrSherlockWatson]

in Dirty Harry, quote is= I know what yer thinkin, did he fire 6 shots er only five....but ..............................­........blahablah ......................Do I feel lucky?Well do ya, Punk?

Magnum force= Man's gotta know his limitations...

The enforcer= ? He doesnt have one in the enforcer from my memory....unless you count "Marvelous...... " as a catch phrase. Somone corect me if Im mistaken

[raterroyale]

@MrSherlockWatson Don't forget "Make my day." in Sudden Impact and "You're shit outta luck." in The Dead Pool. And no there isn't one in The Enforcer, except "Marvelous" and his partner saying "Don't concern yourself." but it IS full of great lines such as "Seven point suppository." and "What do they want?" "A car." "What are you gonna do?" "Give 'em one.

[MrSherlockWatson]

@raterroyale Yah. Havent senn dead pool. thanks....and true dat

[acynicalcritic]

@MrSherlockWatson They're playing The Dead Pool on AMC tonight, fyi.

[MrSherlockWatson]

@acynicalcritic thanks man just recorded it

[jhowardgators]

The original "Dirty Harry" was far best. The villian (Andy forget his last name scared the living shit out of me when I was kid.

[nfsworld35]

Go ahead. Make mai day! BEST. LINE. EVAR!!!!!!!!

[DASCO2136]

1 person better get 3 coffins ready

[TheJordant83]

I put ketchup on hot dogs. So there harry.

[rencrow]

@TheJordant83

You're nobody.

[MrSherlockWatson]

@TheJordant83 Well...in which case you could ask yer self a question right about now.....do you feel lucky.....

Well do ya.PUNK

[MrThePandaman]

Dirty Harry hates criminals, but he knows the boundaries of justice.

He's like Captain Kirk but awesomer.

[ButchBiker]

1 person made his day

[rw5791]

there's only two things in this world you ever put on a hot dog.Mustard and sauerkraut.You got that..................punk?

[mikefmich]

Nobody....I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.  And THAT is gospel.

[S0undBite]

words to live by

[ITZMillerTime30]

1 person puts ketchup on their hotdogs

[MrSherlockWatson]

4:15 Is clint eastwod extremely tall or is the man just really short

[MrSherlockWatson]

scorpio reminds me of a girl

[cflisthebest]

is there a reason why they use the exact same line in two movies?

[codename617]

@cflisthebest which one?

[saucychurch23]

@cflisthebest i mean it's such a great line. but yes, it may be overkill to use it twice haha

[zmanoflife]

@cflisthebest I assume you mean the "do you feel lucky" line. The first time his gun was empty, the second time he killed the guy with his last round in the chamber, guess he wasn't feeling to lucky

[MrThePandaman]

@zmanoflife The guy at the start gave up when Dirty Harry was out of bullets- he didn't feel lucky but was.

The last guy grabbed his gun when he wasn't- he felt lucky but wasn't.

[MrThePandaman]

@cflisthebest Man's got to know his limitations was his catchphrase in Magnum Force, both quotes are from that movie.

[jimalexblack]

@cflisthebest

Because its possible the best line of all time, no harm in repeating it, just to raise a smile :)

[bleushift]

i put ketchup on my hotdog...?

but dont feel quit luckyXD

[DeathScytheHell23]

1:57 Hahahaha. That was hilarious how he said it.

[AlesandrosX]

"Where's the girl?!"

". . . You tried to kill me!"

What a little bitch.

[spearchucker009]

classic

[seenit1000]

....."your a class act Calahan"

[Daretoconsider]

FAT GEORGIO: "Harry hates everybody: Limey's, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dago's, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks..."

SIDEKICK: "What does he think about Mexicans?"

MY FAVORITE CLINT EASTWOOD LINE: "Especially Spics."

[cassius37212]

i have the right for a loyar i have the right for a loyar.i said weres the girl.u tried to kill me.mans got to no his limitations.i agree with satanrulezgod.Andy robinson played the psychopath really well.go ahead make my day by checking out my new video.sorry couldnt resist a quote.

[laudealizeejacotey]

I love Harry.

[SatanRulezGod]

Andy Robinson deserves an award for playing the most loathsome psychopath in screen history- a brilliant performance from someone who's anti-violence in real life!

[warren218]

@SatanRulezGod absolutely

[GrantH527]

Inspirational.

[BlackOpLego]

Clint Eastwood: Well, we aren't going to let you walk on out of here.

Punk: Who's we sucker?

Clint Eastwood: Smith and Wesson, and Me

BOOM

[tonymontana1974]

"when a 6 foot male is chasing a female through a alleyway with a butchers knife and a hardon i figure he aint out collecting for the red cross"

[UTF]

Inspector Callahan is going to make me reconsider next time I feel the urge to put ketchup on my hot dog.

[PaulRietvoorn]

i also liked "get some air, fatso." :D

[whyusucksobad]

I put ketchup on my hotdogs...

[jstone114]

@whyusucksobad Clints gonna fuck you up!

[salvo711]

I used to put ketchup on my hot dogs before I saw Sudden Impact.

Now I know better. Thanks, Mister Eastwood!

[Jabberdau]

Gonzales: There is one question, Inspector Callahan: Why do they call you "Dirty Harry"?

De Georgio: Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.

Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?

De Georgio: Ask him.

Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

[MrFree2view]

Harry we need you damnit

[ababadoobe1]

but...

i love...

ketchup on my hotdog...

[tonymontana1974]

dirty harry is kick ass for the quotes theres so many great ones from scorpio as well as harry. Anyway i got to go out and hijack a bus full of schoolkids then kill a catholic priest or a nigger.

[teen4373]

Keep worming Asian girls # lushfmlk.info #

[Whodeyman17]

I used to like ketchup on hotdogs, before I saw this. Now i am not going to test my luck, harry could come in and blow my head off.

[Traynor921]

"Only with humans". Best insult EVER.

[artytoons]

It ain't Scorpio's lucky day.

[relaxwill]

who doesn't, put ketchup on a hotdog???

[RogerVhees]

I put ketchup on a hotdog...

[TheKristianholst]

4:08 - 4:47 why is Clint Eastwood talking to a dwarf???

[TheKristianholst]

2:18 - 2:40 best part

[hebber1961]

so cool and he doesn't even need to turn the gun sideways.

[DirtyBriefcase]

He's right about the ketchup thing.

[vincedog3]

Nobody puts Ketchup on a hotdog!

[cj62392]

Hell yeah screw everyone who puts ketchup on their hot dogs

[mrkrinkle71]

HARRY!!!!

[amobefilm]

Smith, Wesson and me

[elrond70]

Nobody...I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog. If you do, it must be some congenital defect.

[judgedredd123]

Dirty Harry shaves his legs?

[Aztexwarrior]

Clint Eastwood = total badass

[MegaSpliffster]

But I put ketchup on my hotdogs!!!

[MegaSpliffster]

Clint for President of the World!

[24NascarDude]

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross" Haha, classic!

[GrandFunker]

I love how whenever Callahan calls someone "punk" it sounds like he's trying not to puke.

[zbradley1990]

Better than gran torino

[DANPWNS123]

@zbradley1990 He,every movie Clint Eastwood is in,is fucking amazing

[bxlxix69]

Nobody, Nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog... hahaaa

[DefenderOfTheFaith66]

Got me in the mood for a boxset there matey.

[MongoWongo777]

Heheheheheh... gr8 vid. I need to rent some Dirty Harry movies. Defintely an non politiacally correct BAD ASS!!!

[chaset51]

@MongoWongo777 Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, The Enforcer, Sudden Impact, and The Dead Pool. enjoy =)

[MrLunitunz]

When Scorpio started screaming for a lawyer, if I were in Dirty Harry's position I would have said fuck the girl and killed the bastard then and there.

[TheDonutFox]

Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY, Puts ketchup on a hotdog.

[shadowboxer89]

i always eat kechup on a hotdog wouldnt have it any other way

[ep1970]

DAMN he's Cool!!

[RexBlazer1]

I've eaten ketchup on a hot dog when I was younger, but I've stopped doing that because that kind of hot dog lost its appeal to me. Now I eat cheese dogs.

[eggsdabomb]

oh u forgot the unforgiven line "i guess he had it coming huh'? clint-"we all have it coming kid"

[MihalisVarkouzis]

@eggsdabomb

we all forget kid

[GreenRiver72]

Thanks for putting this mix together.  It's easy to find the well-known action scenes from the DH series on here, but this is the first compilation that brings Callahan's attitude out well. Thanks again.

[vinvevanneer]

nobody does ketchup on a hotdog so im not alone yay

[carhart001]

What do ya put on a hot dog?

[novaphoenix70]

Every time Clint makes a scowl, Chuck Norris pees down his leg. Just sayin'.

[Raventoll]

Clint could clean up the oil spill in the Gulf by staring at the ocean and scowling extra hard. No current would want a piece of him.

[MusicMan961]

"Nobody puts Ketchup on a hotdog" Epic Win!

[GoT2SpoNgE]

LIVING LEGEND , Im 17 and LOVE IT

[englishguy2005]

Clint......you da man!!!

[1223339]

"Go ahead, make my day." greatest qoute of all time

[swayne3297]

Happy B-day

[opasni1]

@opasni1 nobody puts ketchup on hot dog I hate ketchup

[calebtheman1]

clint eastwood can kick chuck norris's ass any day..

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

"I mean, NOBODY puts ketchup on a hotdog!"

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alleyway with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

[paininspain]

@controversyking political correctness put an end to that my friend

[lloydee1983]

love it how he's funny and serious at the same time, brilliant acting

[goldenthoth]

i just noticed something here, Former President Reagan talked just like him.

[nevaseenamancry]

Smith, Wesson, and Me.

[skaterock7734]

Thats me bud xD. people tell me I have no filter between my mouth and brain.

[tonymontana1974]

"oh you didnt think WE were gonna let you just walk on out of here did you ??"

"who,s we sucka"

"smith, western and me" BBOOMMMMMM

"he wants a car"

"so what are you gonna do"

"give him 1"

[SirCheezey]

Smith & Wesson. Itʻs the name of the brand of gun.

[DA1DALOS]

Does someone know the scene at shooting range in free nature? Harry´s shooting his magnum and from behind comes his black compagnon with a shotgun. I like this scene cause of that funny dialogue, but neither remember which dh nor able to find it...

please help!!!

[masatje]

It's a scene from the movie Sudden Impact. Harry needs to take time off so shit can cool down in San Fran, and he is visited by the black dude Horace. I saw it last night. Harry was testing his .44 Automag. Last thing is that Horace called him a JAM, a Jive-Ass Motherfu...

I also like the beginning where Harry confronts a murderer who got away in court and calls him dog shit with that brilliant analogy. 'Be careful when a dog shits you' XD

[JetRanger0007]

Another Thing - Quit Pissin in my Post Toasties - its Pissin me off,, and I don't like it !

[JetRanger0007]

Thats right - nobody but nobody puts ketchup on a Hot Dog, and another thing, nobody puts Hot Tabasco Sauce on their Eggs either, thats just Disgusting as F*ck- now , I gotta go Shoot somebody ~!

[EmejzingNersiu]

C'mon... Make my day...

Epic

[skaterock7734]

HA, "if I tried that your head would be splattered all over the field" There needs to be more real men like this.

[victorrain]

@skaterock7734 There are plenty, you heard what happened to Diallo.

[sed1228]

Heck with Obama, Palin and the others...

CLINT EASTWOOD FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!!!! :)

[codename617]

Wait, how about Harry Callahan instead.

[FREEKILL117]

@codename617

harry callahan was badass enough but with clint eastwood

its blondie, joe, manco, harry callahan, joe kidd and all the rest of his badass characters

[yakmanmaurer]

Hellz ya

[MrLunitunz]

@codename617 Callahan is fictional, Clint Eastwood is real, and just as, if not more, badass

[enchilada01]

@codename617 hairy callahan has too much hair, he would not make a good pres

[nitewolf89]

@codename617 Walt Kowalski or Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway.

[CameronWasmund]

@sed1228 Shit clint can't be as old as McCain

[chaset51]

@sed1228 too bad he's 80 and would be 82 in 2012. =(

[zubestr]

@chaset51 why is that a sad face at least hes still alive and hes shown us he can still make good movies

[cwm0221]

@sed1228 If Clint Eastwood were president, every time he had a speech there would be 20 great quotes that would make me cry. he would make everyone in the secret service carry a 44 magnum

[shieldofwings]

mustard!!!

[harveydents]

I LOVE how the naked gun spoofed the "thats my policy" quoate, but HE shot actors hahahaahahaha

[Cri354]

God i love this actor..he is one BAD MOFO!

[harveydents]

@Cri354 GOd i wish there were cops like this in the world.....less scum