NewsBusted 10/16/09

[jsh78mang]

I also give Cindy sheehan kudos for not turning coat on what she believes like those pink whores who all of a sudden now like war. You can't knock someone who strong in their beliefs. Even if it is not what you believe.

[bobblefest]

why is michael moore such a big fat capitalist pig?

i love to cut down trees with my teeth. (just fact)

[kwash2]

Also, musicaltaste, these people are a lost cause, regurgitating (that means throwing up) fox news's opinions, thoughtlessly.

We're yelling at the wind.

[kwash2]

You see here's the thing about these jokes.

There aren't death panels.

Obama isn't a terrorist/muslim/socialist.

But it doesn't matter.

If you get enough people who agree with each other to repeat the jokes, and to say things like "all i'm saying is, he hasn't proven he ISN'T a socialist" then your brain links that shit together anyway, and whether you like it or not, that becomes your opinion.

And everybody goes around citing their opinions as facts.

[XDesertRatX]

lol, your funny.

[titansweb]

@kwash2 Kinda like global warming.

[kesmith32]

I have thought of starting a channel and/or web news service with premises reflecting a non-initiation of force theory for purposes of information and entertainment dissemination. "LN & E."

[dewerbylhserf]

SHE NEEDS TO GO ON TV. LOL

[djmars1983]

Yeah she needs to.But The liberal state run media would not allow it.

[dare2act]

Really funny. Comedy Central should have her on and kick that Jon Stewart off.

[jsh78mang]

actually stewart did a good job calling out the liberal media on the climate gate scandal and Acorn.

[musicaltaste]

anybody who thinks obama or the democrats are "socialists" is either ignorant or insane, and in both cases terrifying

scary video for those of us that aren't authoritarian followers

[jtkirkfan2002]

I'm actually leaning more now to the idea that Obama is a fascist. Whatever he is, it's obvious he dislikes America as it was founded and is seeking to fundamentally change it.

[musicaltaste]

The uneasy alliance of Christian totalitarians and business interests that has taken control of your media, the Republican Party, and about half of the Democratic Party, threaten America's future to the very core. They're the force responsible for all the insanity in the air nowadays. Instability furthers their cause. Obama isn't a fascist, but just a run-of-the-mill politician that isn't doing nearly enough to stem this tide. Read Chris Hedges' book, "American Fascists", for more details.

[jtkirkfan2002]

The only thing Obama is "run-of-the-mill" as is as a radical. Fascism is the total government control over privately-held businesses. Over-regulation and out-and-out ownership of American business interests by the Obama government. - He's on his way to his ultimate goal.

[cjlawton23]

America is known as a capitalist country its not completly capitalist but its closest to it. Obama isnt turning it completly socialist however with all of the new government regulations and control over the auto industry and health industry the government is gaining more and more power over the people and is begining to turn more and more towards a socialist country and pulling the capitalism out of it. which is very very bad.

[uttles]

America is not and has never been a capitalist country. A truly capitalist country would have a government that ONLY provides defense. Defense from fraud, theft, and force.

[musicaltaste]

Unfettered capitalism - Chinese-style capitalism - has its inevitable end in monopolies, cartels, and mafias. It's sandbox capitalism, in which regulations ensure that the interests of business are aligned with the interests of the country as a whole, that made the middle class and thus made America the greatest nation on earth in the 1950s. Obama is barely scratching at restoring these kinds of rules, which were dismantled in the last 30 years. America will fall to ruin unless he succeeds.

[jtkirkfan2002]

American comes closer to ruin with each "success" Obama achieves. He is a radical leftist whose ultimate goal is the complete control of the US economy and population.

[usmcbrat2]

musicaltaste, WINNER, stupidest person I've encountered so far today award. But Communists never lie, huh? Maybe we'll bump into each other when the **r starts.

[musicaltaste]

So you've just threatened to murder me in some future conflict that you're hoping will occur, and all because I pointed out something that you happened to take as insulting.

[usmcbrat2]

I'm not hoping for **r. But I will not change, and "better d*** than red" is and will always be my policy.

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Beck and O'Reilly are more funny.

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

Jodi, you rock girl!

I miss the Obama teleprompter jokes! LOL!

[mykol13v]

The socialists are trying to reproduce all their failures of the past, it puts them at the top of the power heap in control of everything.

Their idols are Chairman Mao and Mother Teresa and not much left in between.

A mass murdering communist statist and a compassionate woman bringing publicity to the sorrows of statist government.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Ciny Sheehan can't even get arrested now that her protest is against Obama. The woman doesn't understand that the media wasn't covering HER, they were creating bad press for W.

[JohannMint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA: Obama and Acorn!!! Michael Moore!!!

Frickin genius!!!!!! LOLZ

[bobblefest]

as a canadian, why would anyone vote for obama? i thought America was supposedto be a great country, not a 3rd world cesspool.

[jtkirkfan2002]

The lib's finally convince a majority of people that America is no more special than anyone else, like Libya, Iran, Venzuela,...

[SisyphusOne]

Obama's presidency is unconstitutional. He was born in Kenya. You Yanks have no respect for your cobnsitution .. !!

[VALivingston]

Incorrect. It's the damned courts that keep turning a blind eye to it -- apparently no one has standing to ask that a constitutional requirement be met. That defies common sense on so many levels it would take 728 years to enumerate them.

It's a constitutional requirement...prove you're > 35 and a natural born US citizen. Someone tell me why this isn't required before you are on the ballot in the first place.

[SisyphusOne]

If the statement you make is factually correct, that would be as you say an affront to common sense. And if the judicial institutions which are the custodians of the Consitution, are consistently wilfully blind to breaches of it , then what does that say about the courts ? Disrespectful ?

[VALivingston]

All three branches of our government, and our citizens, are ALL custodians of the Constitution. Our system distributes power out of the recognition that consolidated power never lays fallow. Consolidated power attracts people who, by and large, have no ability to use it well and often on ability to understand their responsibility with it (examples are legion)

It's not 'disrespectful' it's treasonous, and our checks-and-balances branches like it that way or are terrified to act. Tyranny returns

[SisyphusOne]

Tyranny and worse still anarchy !!!

[VALivingston]

Ok, if that's where you're going, you're going alone.

[ToddonCapeCod]

Obama's Nobel Prize is unconstitutional

[Mongrul]

Cindy Shithand pissed on her brave son's grave! She will rot in hell for that. She didn't care about her son, or his mission, or the country he fought for! And the lies were started by the Demoncraps! Go watch the damn video's, there all right here on YouTube!! Figure it out.

[CountArtha]

Since Obama received and accepted the Peace Prize in an official capacity, the prize money belongs to the U.S. Government and Congress ought to allocate it.

[vinayakaya]

Making fun of Cindy Sheehan isn't cool. She lost her son in a war based on lies. At least she has the integrity to not give Obama any slack.

[crazy650c]

If you had listened carefully, you'd have realized the joke was about NBC and the national media, not Cindy.

[MrBillTroop73]

There was no lie, and her son freely, willingly, and wholeheartedly volunteered.

Her son must be rolling over in his grave!

[jtkirkfan2002]

How could such a brave, honorable young man come from the genes of such an utter louse?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Cindy Sheehan doesn't care about the truth. She has an agenda and has used her brave son as a pawn in it. Don't forget she also believes that the war in Afghanistan was wrong. She is just a peacenik.

[mykol13v]

Sheehan's son objected to his mother's views when he was alive. She's been anti-war for a long time. Bush didn't lie unless Hillary Clinton, most Democrats in Congress, Putin, NYT, Wash. Post and Jacques Chrac also lied.

She only became famous after the publicity about her son and a Republican president. Notice, no one pays attention now? (like duh)

What does she have against war?

War ended Slavery, Communism, and Fascism and now is works to end Islamofascism.

[jtkirkfan2002]

She's just another one of the deluded who believe that a strong America is the biggest thing wrong in the world. If we weren't the only superpower left, the world would find peace. Obama is also part of that group which explains his desire to leave Iraq and his hesitation to send more combat troops to Afghanistan. They want us pulled down to the level of everyone else. It's not fair to them that America is a truly exceptional place.

[DNCisCommunist]

it's all about hating Jews and wanting to exterminate them

they want everyone poor and enslaved under communism so that they can act out Hitler's final solution unhindered

the last thing they want is a strong America to stop them again

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[pieceomeat]

I love how that Jackass WERTY comes on here all the time to complain that the videos aren't funny. WERTY...we all know you are a partisan...so you are not going to ever find humor at the expense of your SAVIOR funny...so why do you continue to waste your own time?... You just give us yet another reason to laugh.

[schooltrashers]

5 stars as always.

[dirtyblondny]

Cindy Sheehan , the media darling during Bush is now old news. Ah the effects of 15 minutes of fame.....she really thinks she can make a difference

[safeharbor7]

You're great beautiful lady, 5*****

[maharajakal]

obama is donkey

[dboonef]

You guys make America safe for Democracy! Thanks and keep it up!

[bertly71]

Excellent commentary and humor, as always.

[awesomeloser54]

Nice bit on Elton John, classic! :)

[WERTY317]

Just not funny. If you are doing this alone...hire a writer. The Obama stuff is old, tired and again... just not funny. OH.. how come you didn't mention the stock market breaking 10,000.. that would have been funny seeing you with crow hanging out your mouth.

[ka7krz]

Your comments are getting old and tired and are just not funny. Your writers are too busy plotting against this country and the constitution, you need someone new. Or maybe you could call your brother O and try to get a life. Too late he gave it to the unions.

[JOBRAIL1]

She doesn't mention it just like it was not mentioned when the market was at 13,000. It is still a 'so what'.

[davidameyers]

..especially since the stock market is totally propped up bullshit. Last time I checked AIG, CITI, Fanny & Freddie were like 40% of the trading volume. There is no recovery, just a cover-up. You'll see.

[sliderinvestments]

Because everyone with half a brain knows that Dow 10,000 means very little, especially when the dollar is getting destroyed.

[ArtistaAndaluz]

If it's not funny, why are you here every time?? The Obama stuff is old?! But 8 years of jokes about Bush being dumb was hilarious. And the stock market has no where else to go but up and is probably only a brief spurt, don't start partying yet, especially if the government takeover of everyone's life disguised as "Health Care Reform" gets rammed down our throats. Your comments are almost more entertaining to read than Newsbusted. Almost.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Werty is just an old crotchety liberal. His rants are the equivalent of an old men yelling, "Get off my lawn!" Just read them and chuckle.

[Auggie56]

Look at the stock report the AM.

[Ictoanius]

Obama said the stock market was just a tracking poll and did not mean anything right? So help me out this week is it important or not... hard to keep up with the current version of the story.

[Raycheetah]

@Ictoanius:

You want the real financial pulse of the US? Google "US Dollar Index" The Bloomberg chart (updated every 15 minutes) is a great way to track the health of the dollar. It's hovering above 75.5, right now. If it drops below 72, things will get seriously ugly. For a detailed explanation, do the same search on YouTube. ='[.]'=

[crazy650c]

It's already in serious trouble....look at the prices of Gold and Silver.

[jtkirkfan2002]

The only reason the stock market is up is unfortunately because more companies continue layoffs. Investors see this as a chance to increase their bottom line. Just wait until after the healthcare takeover and Cap and Tax go into effect and see what happens.

[TheGraham721]

Hahaha the burrito guy was priceless

[Leavon]

A great way to start the day thanks Jodie.

[3martijns]

And he'll STAY single!!

Some burger kings in puerto rico have RESTROOMS that are just HOLES IN THE GROUND.

[AnFonE]

Excellent As Always!

[red33410]

Great job, Jode et al!

[conspiracy777]

So much news to make fun of. lol