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  • couldn't stop laughing at the end XD

  • I am squirming watching this.

  • I liked this episode, the end seemed to bring Mark and Jez closer as pathetic, pathetic mates.

  • Mark changed into evil during the seasons

  • literally impossible to watch

  • 3 people use women as human shields after pooing in the pool...

  • Hot Damm! Matt the trainer is so Hott!!!!

  • oh how painful is this episode

  • The hottest girl ever on the show was the Russian, no doubt about it. But man it would have been funny if their boss woulda been like "get the hell out of here, he would never shit in a pool you wankers". They sure are some bottom feeding bastards, but marvelous bastards at the same time.

  • @wheelmanstan What russian girl?

    

  • this show is too brilliant! it was so painful watching mark lie in front of Matt!

  • this episode killed me

  • 1:38 David's Evil Look

  • use your woman as a human shield hahahahahaha!

  • "He thinks we can't stay hiding here forever"

    "He really doesn't know us at all, does he?"

    Epic comedy.

  • "Both your hearts" What? David Mitchell's a time lord. Knew it.

  • "It's all right, Jez! Use your woman as a human shield!"

    Oh, Mark. Such a winner.

  • pool poo-er

    best show ever!

  • use woman as a human shield lol

  • The scene with the manager was the first time I really had to look away out of sheer embarrassment.

  • They're starting to enter It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia-levels of dicking other people over.

  • 3 people like to poop in pools

  • @Virus278 ew.. is that possible? o_o

  • OMG too many good quotes to ask for thumps up!!!

  • Mark and Jez are each half a person and together they make one adequate human, but their darker sides mulitply on contact and can make them do truly horrible things to people; like a folie a deux, but for sane people.

  • haha why do people care when characters in a fictional comedy do stupid or immoral things. it's like... it's a tv show... it's funny... it's not actually real you know...

  • I feel awful for matt :{

  • @weggles Matt's an arrogant prick anyway, calling poor flabby Mark 'fatboy' -- screw him, my sympathies are with the El Dude Brothers.

  • 'use your woman as a human shield'

    priceless:)

  • Aahh, human shield. That's what women are for. I knew they have a proper purpose!

  • its alright jez, use your woman as a human shield

  • this is dark comedy, go and watch something like friends if you can't handle it. I thought it was hilarious the way they set-up matt, classic mark and jez.

  • These guys are douchebags for doing that to Matt. Mark is starting to get on my nerves with his stupidity.

  • Yeah that manager's office scene was incredibly uncomfortable but for me, it was more the poop bag than the lying. Had to turn away and listen rather than watch.

  • am i the only person who thinks that sophie is the hottest women in this show ?

  • @PlanetariumVagatio yes, u are

  • @PlanetariumVagatio You are completely alone on that one - look at Nancy for God's sake

  • The scene in the office at the gym is so painful to watch I'm actually in physical pain.

  • This was incredibly hard to sit through. sooooo uncomfortable...

  • @LucyInNightmares1 As almost every episode. So why the hell am I keeping watching them?

  • Look at Jez's face @ 2:06 when he admits he'd like to poop in a pool. priceless

  • "love thy neighbor as thyself"

    "yeah! exactly! fuck off!"

  • "It's alright Matt! Use your woman as a human shield!"

  • Nancy: Violence never solved anything. 'Love thy neighbour as thyself!'

    Jez: Yeah, exactly. Fuck off.

    Comedy gold.

  • I can't believe they are being such dicks. It's painful. Poor Matt.

  • @SoylentGreeeen fuck matt

  • @SoylentGreeeen they aren't being that bad, i mean we aren't all perfect and humans act that sort of way. besides jeremy is still a likeable sort of guy, even though he is childish and irresponsible he is never rude or screams or yells at any one so you can kind of forgive him

  • @SoylentGreeeen they may have been but most people are only saying it because he is attractive :P

  • Wow, why the fuck did I write love?

  • "He doesn't love us at all."

  • poor, sexy Matt

  • painful to watch!...aRRHHA!

  • Ending is HILARIOUS!

  • Larry David wrote basically everything on Seinfeld.This and curb your enthusiasm and Dexter are my three favorite show on earth.

    I love how curb and this just push the limits of social comfort zones and self loathing neurotic thinking. It gives me hope that I'm not the insane,ven if it is fiction.

  • This one's rather awkward. I can't believe they collaborated on such a fabrication in order to frame the trainer; then again, they have already been accessories to arson and pulled countless other stunts including lies... The show keeps getting more and more over the top. Really a great writing and acting staff.

  • haha poor Nancy and Sophie

  • Wow, that had to be the most awkward scene ever. I didn't think he would make Mark say it in front of the trainer. I could barely watch.

  • This show is so often painful and hilarious to watch. I'm loving it!

  • "Use your woman as a human shield!"

  • "this is my time to be a proper human being..."

  • They make the Seinfeld people look like Mother Teresa XD. What an amazing show.

  • well said, and i love Seinfeld, but these guys take it to another level its fantastic : )

  • nancy's a fit bird!

  • she definitely is.

  • omg like cool....touched penis but not....lie...LMAO

  • That last line sums up why mark and jez are friends, they're the only ones who truly know and understand each other. they're social outcasts together forever.

  • he really doesn't know us at all does he!

  • cringe! when they're in the office together, ugh, i cant watch but i cant not at the same time!

  • "love thy neighbour as yourself".

    "exactly,fuck off"

  • "and then they'd just start fucking"

  • Im strartin to think like Mitchel n Web on this show

  • so do I. It's infectious thinking shit while blankly staring into someones eyes :)

  • I duno if were thinkn the same thing like

    at first when I watched peep show, Il see Jeremy, being an asshole, but now all that stuff that I seen him do, I don really think its asholish anymore

    and there perspective of life and shit, Im starting to have the same as them

    I duno, Im confussed, soz

  • same here

  • "both of us can't pace... its like a prison yard in here" rofl

  • Very funny episode but am I the only one who thinks the show jumped the shark slightly with this episode? Up until now the show was about everday believable stuff but I have a hard time believing Mark would go as far as accusing Matt of touching his penis. Still a very funny show though, great ending too.

  • Hahah! Thanks for posting!

  • CRINGING SO MUCH IT HURTS

  • Hahah! Thanks for posting!

  • ILL BEAT CHO ASS CORRIGAN!

  • de Botton wouldn't kill... he wouldn't kill.... Mitchell is tragically a bit like me, and that makes me both depressed and hopeful.

  • "Its alright Jez use your women as a human sheild" lol dat was so funny lmao!!

  • WOW poor f*cking Matt

    i don't think he can deserve this!

  • marks body language is classic

  • who plays the personal trainer guy? he's proper gorge.

  • but he's a pool pooer!

  • "They say i did a poo in the pool... and i touched him...?"

    bahahahaha

  • That scene with Matt, Jez and Mark in the office was actually painful to watch! soo funny though!

  • there's an incinerator round back of the gym..

  • "Use your woman as a human shield."

  • that killed me

  • "He says we can't hide here forever."

    "He really doesn't know us at all does he."

    Fucking hilarious XD

  • "I should know how to kill someone by now, I've watched enough CSI"

    Brilliant episode

  • "yea exactly, FUCK OFF" rofl

  • Brilliant!! And this comment comes from a Belgian viewer

  • brilliant stuff

  • This episode is so awkward!

  • Oh jeesh. The 2 of them are such complete bastards but still so awesome.

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  • true,how do the writers come up wit this shit!!! fucking class

  • Use your woman as a human shield.

  • Maybe..

  • I would sell my soul if it kept this show running forever!!

  • series5 sooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

  • And why do you speak retarded english?

  • who are you talking to?

  • we could say he poos in the pool

  • hahahaha the penis speech

  • "he doesn't know us at all..."

    brilliant!!

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