This dude deserves an A+, may many noodly appendages touch him for doing this...err...well, just don't let them in your pants and you'll be fine I guess...dinner first, then groping...pasta anyone?
What have you been drinking lately? Maybe a little too much drugs. Jesus is the real deal. Humans invented spaghetti Jesus created humans. You should try reading the Bible for once. Maybe then you can still be saved
@jessicaakzo Haha... well, right now, I'm actually writing them down, and drawing fairly terrible illustrations. I'd be looking at having them published before animated. :)
Also, I am disabled and I can't work, so I wouldn't be able to hire anyone to animate them for me. :S
The flying spagheti monster cannot be God cos he is a creature , and a creature has a creator ! Try to delude yourself cos you are going towards death and you will see whether it's spagheti monster or not ! be patient
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
@onsenfoudunomful unlike some other religions we do not try to scare you into converting by using scare taticits like a hell, so inotherwords there is no devil...
@TheWestsideFolk That's great and that is also one of the reasons why people are Christians because of fear of Hell. Btw I'm an Atheist or Buddhist or Agnostic something. I just don't believe in the Bible.
Why do atheist try to disprove god so bad? Its like hey we have no real purpose in life so that means no one else should either I think atheists are jealous of Christians
@revolutionist2008 Why would someone be jealous of someone who is being held back and told what to do by something that doesn't exist? The Flying Spaghetti Monster will judge you in the end.
@revolutionist2008 Yarr! I be a faithful Pastafarian, and I knows I've gots the freedom to be in glory of me noodly good god. Ye can worship ye angry god and be happy too, but do naught be sad if there be a power strong like the Pastafarian word being too obviously truthful. Have ye ever heard of Pirate Fish!? How else would we be here if not for the flying spaghetti monster making us all and such? Come on, yar should be using yer....noodle! Ramen, and may his noodly appendage be upon ye.
@Lukyo1984 To point out how ridiculous the other, "real" religions are. Essentially, there are no "mock" religions. They are all equally and thoroughly flawed. How is that even a serious question?
@MCMXCII The Flying Spaghetti Monster was original invented to parody to the intelligent design teaching in schools. But that aside I'm curious. If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually made of spaghetti how did it exist before time and matter existed?
@Lukyo1984 It's the same as asking: how did God exists before anything else.. See where this is going? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a mockery, but really, every attribute it has could just have been of another "normal" deity.
I was once a christian, but then I figured the true religion, the church of the FSM. All you christians are deluded, for there is only one god. The flying spaghetti monster.
This is Passive Aggresivism at it's finest, and the weirdest manifestation of atheistic evangelism I've ever seen. What would Christopher Hitchens say all about this?
I wouldn't say people falling over are that intelligent. However, I'm definitely all for this rock solid theory of "Intelligent Falling". More power to it. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
You noticed the building started burning at the end of the video? Clearly this is proof that the FSM was angry at them teaching the theory of gravity!
Oh my fucking God why can't theist's see that this is a joke, the FSM is just to show you how stupid we find your belief system and that your arguments saying that your God can't be disproved are silly because the FSM can't be disproved either.
@godless1997 So he doesn't exist? Fuck I'm confused. I just spent 6 hours teaching my kids that they came from a type of food found on supermarket shelves. Now I'm going to have to go back to the other story about the beardy bloke who sits on a cloud and dishes out aids to children in Africa!!
What a lot of morons are these atheists! Flying spaghetti monster? There is no teaching that God is called that...,anywhere! Yeah there are several teacdhings about God but only one God. Test them all and u will see that Jesus' teaching about God trumps them all. Tell us all you wise atheists, where did u first learn that God was called that and that there is any teaching about the FSM?
Umm.... NO.... I'm only EATING DINNER sir. I take NO thought to a spaghetti monster when I eat my food. I only praise The Most High Yah for creating such wonderfully veggies that gave inspiration to the creation of a tastey dish.
@Kiesel When I say GRACE at dinner time I say it as a thanks and praise to The Most High Yah! I'm very sorry that you feel the way you do, but you believe in a monster all you likeI believe in the Most High God of all creations: YHWH.
@Kiesel When I say GRACE at dinner time I say it as a thanks and praise to The Most High Yah! I'm very sorry that you feel the way you do, but you believe in a monster all you likeI believe in the Most High God of all creations YHWH.
right. a flying spaghety monster, if you are a believer you are a pirate. i thinks it's a joke (DUH!) 2:45 omg the flying spaghetui monster is apearing out of the bioling smoke of the kitchen!
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.
You are all damn blasphemers! Don´t trust the these false worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Everyone knows that the believe in the holy macaroni is the only way to redemtion.
@ambergini100, so if I come up with a prophecy for a religious figure, and then years later make up stories that he exists, I can count on your support? Awesome. Religion is so easy.
@theinquisitor The Bible is the only book that does this. If it was so easy, than every religious book would be replete with prophecy. Can you give me specific information about a man who will be born 700 years from now including year of birth, his ministry, type of death he would suffer (when that type of torture was not invented yet)? To say belief in the FSM is just as valid as belief in Jesus is disingenuous as well as wishful thinking.
@ambergini100, here's what I could do. I could write a book full of prophecy that someone could read 700 years later and then manufacture stories that fulfil those prophecies. The people who wrote the new testament apparently read the old testament and wrote things down that fulfil the predictions of the old. Also, crucifixion was in use long before the Romans used it. It's essentially nailing someone to a tree or piece of wood, it's not like the iron maiden or anything sophisticated or specific
@ambergini100 protip: nobody actually believes in the FSM, we're just taking the piss outta people like you. So tell me, what evidence do you have that any profecies were even made, much less fulfilled? The oldest surviving Jewish and Christian bibles date back only to the 4th century. No evidence that anything in that book ever happened. None. That's basically one of the many points pastafarianism is out to prove. There is absolutely no logic in christianity, only desperate hope.
@Lizzzeg Thank you for the question. Isaiah 53 describes in detail a messiah suffering for the sins of Israel and the world. There are extra-biblical sources that talk about Jesus including Josephus, the Talmud, Tacitus, Pliny the Younger, etc. Jesus is referred to as a Jewish teacher, healer, exorcist, crucified under Pontius Pilate,and worshiped as God. I will go out on a proverbial limb and say that not only is Christianity logical, but it is the ONLY logical choice. Thank you again.
@ambergini100 This is based on writings alone. Again, oldest Jewish Bible dates back to the 4th century. As others have said, It's easy to write stuff that fullfills prophecies a few hundred years after they were made. You have no evidence that any of the events in any version of the bible happened. Even if any profecies WERE fulfilled, the bible also says that the sky is a roof above the earth, the earth is flat, and the stars are just lights, which takes away any merit the book ever had.
@Lizzzeg Im not sure where those passages are that you refer to, but is it not true that people to this day still refer to the sun 'going up' and 'going down'? We know that is false, scientifically. Remember, the Bible is not a science book. As for it being 'easy' to write about fulfilled prophecy after the fact, I repectfully disagree. If that were true, all /most religious books would include them.
@ambergini100 How we refer to the sun is irrelevant. The fact is, the Bible contains many proved untruths, and no proved truths. This is reason enough to ignore It's Teachings. As for "prophecies", most other religions either started in an era where people were more literate and knowledgable of the world, or they chose not to stoop to the level of christian lies and fabrications. Because believe me, every religion is fabricated in order for the creators to push their values onto others.
@Lizzzeg It sounds as if you want me to prove a negative, i.e., that the Bible was not tampered with in a major way.I cannot do that. You are the one who needs to prove that it was. I find it hard to believe that all of the disciples would be willing to die gruesome deaths for something(to push their beliefs) that they knew,in fact,was a lie. Furtrhermore, the Dead Sea scrolls pre-date those 4th century Jewish Bibles by at least 3 centuries. I think that your faith is greater than mine. Thanks.
@ambergini100 Firstly, there is no evidence that the disciples ever existed. Secondly, the fact that it was tampered with isn't the issue. I'm saying that it was all lies from the beginning. The bible says that the earth was created in a few days and that the sky and stars are just a roof above the earth. This, obviously, is a lie. As such, there is no reason to believe anything else the book says. That's just basic human logic. There is no faith in what I am saying, only logic and fact.
@Lizzzeg Based on your logic, I guess Alexander the Great never existed either. I don't know what kind of evidence you require. As far as the earth being created in a few days, I often wonder why He took THAT long to do it. An omnicient, omnipotent being outside our time/space dimension could have done it in less than a second.As for the sky being a roof, I already shared the fact that there are many figures of speech used in scripture. I still hear people say that it's raining cats and dogs.
@ambergini100 Oh, so you ARE a creationist. You not only believe the stuff that can't be proved, but the stuff that has actually been proved wrong. Did you go to high school? Where I come from they teach us how we and the world were created, based on scientific fact. I'm not going to bother arguing with someone who still thinks the world is flat and babies come from storks. Grow up.
@ambergini100 an omniscient being would by definition know every detail of everything that has, is, or will ever happen. this, of course, would render that being incapable of changing it. therefore, an omniscient, omnipotent being is logically impossible.
@ambergini100 that the disciples were willing to die for their faith has no bearing on whether it was true...consider the muslim suicide bombers or the members of various suicide cults like heaven's gate. their deaths don't make their beliefs true either.
@doaftheloaf I realize that. I was just responding to someone in here claiming that the disciples were only trying to push their beliefs and made everything up. Im sure they would have not all willingly died for something they KNEW was a lie. The disciples were scared and denied having had known Jesus after His arrest by the Romans. They were scared. But shortly thereafter, they all became bold. Why? I believe they saw His resurrected body. But you are right in what you stated..
The flying spaghetti monster isa FAGGOT
TheNightFurryRocks 3 days ago
This dude deserves an A+, may many noodly appendages touch him for doing this...err...well, just don't let them in your pants and you'll be fine I guess...dinner first, then groping...pasta anyone?
TheBosstrain 2 weeks ago
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mrsimoncrow 3 weeks ago
"The theory of gravity is only a theory!"
Oh my Darwin. Rape me.
SculptedThoughts 4 weeks ago
(We also believe because heaven provides beer and strippers.)
SculptedThoughts 4 weeks ago
I love you so much. Please touch me with your noodly appendage.
SculptedThoughts 4 weeks ago 2
Ramen see and believe or be cursed to boil in a pot of marinara
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evolutionist123 1 month ago
pasta hallelujah!
danielclavalle 1 month ago
What have you been drinking lately? Maybe a little too much drugs. Jesus is the real deal. Humans invented spaghetti Jesus created humans. You should try reading the Bible for once. Maybe then you can still be saved
ericoffire1 1 month ago
@ericoffire1 may his noodly appendage bless you
TheDrewManXD 4 weeks ago
@TheDrewManXD you are an idiot
ericoffire1 2 weeks ago
@ericoffire1 he boiled for your sins!!!!!!!!!!!
TheDrewManXD 2 weeks ago
@ericoffire1 I read about an old woman who lived in a giant shoe..... accept the love of the giant cow or wallow in dung for all eternity!
moopism 1 week ago
But what if you are Gluten Intolerant??? LOL
MsTammiLyn 1 month ago
@MsTammiLyn Rice noodles.
epistte 1 month ago
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Why don't they go join their eastern black brothers from Somalia?
siralucard19 2 months ago
i havnt seen this in so long and just looked it up. made me laugh all over again. capn o awesome made my life better back then! lol. :)
weird8twiggy 2 months ago
In the name of the pasta, the sauce and the holy meatballs, bless you brother. Continue spreading the word of Pastafarianism. R'amen.
jessicaakzo 2 months ago
this was created by an seriously antichristian person, who was trying to be funny.
it is somewhat humorous, but I resent the attacks on others beliefs, the 'religion's' creator engendered.
80spodcastchannel 2 months ago
Dude, have been ordained? The price is dirt cheap, only $20!
TheTcmelton 2 months ago
I'm writing stories for children of Pastafarians. :)
Hezett314 2 months ago
@Hezett314 Need an animator? :D
jessicaakzo 2 months ago
@jessicaakzo Haha... well, right now, I'm actually writing them down, and drawing fairly terrible illustrations. I'd be looking at having them published before animated. :)
Also, I am disabled and I can't work, so I wouldn't be able to hire anyone to animate them for me. :S
RAmen to you, though.
Hezett314 2 months ago
RAmen!
InDreamWeTrust 3 months ago
The flying spagheti monster cannot be God cos he is a creature , and a creature has a creator ! Try to delude yourself cos you are going towards death and you will see whether it's spagheti monster or not ! be patient
MrCobra811 3 months ago
In the ultimate respect of his Noodely Appendage, I am eating some pasta as I watch this on this early Friday morning.
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youneekk 3 months ago
I'm actually eating his noodliness at the moment... Will I go to hell now? Hope there's beer there..
tjooskar 3 months ago
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There is no hell in pastafarian religion.
parentfree 3 months ago
@parentfree Great!
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In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
Soldierofdoom444 4 months ago
The atheist god uncovered, exposed, news at 11..... You are ALL closet pastafarians!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Landotter1 4 months ago
Well done matey
RAmen
ricotomo 4 months ago
loved watching this, Ramen
jeremyowens81 4 months ago
@onsenfoudunomful unlike some other religions we do not try to scare you into converting by using scare taticits like a hell, so inotherwords there is no devil...
TheWestsideFolk 4 months ago
@TheWestsideFolk That's great and that is also one of the reasons why people are Christians because of fear of Hell. Btw I'm an Atheist or Buddhist or Agnostic something. I just don't believe in the Bible.
BadassMMA 4 months ago
Did anyone else think.... tentacle hentai when they looked at this? :o
SvarrChanston 4 months ago
I wonder who's the "devil" of this religion? A dessert maybe?
onsenfoudunomful 4 months ago
@onsenfoudunomful Pizza-farians
SvarrChanston 4 months ago
Testify! Brother!
Spaghettimonster777 4 months ago
Ps history proves that Jesus was real and a lot if scientists like einstien and Darwin believed in a God
revolutionist2008 5 months ago
Why do atheist try to disprove god so bad? Its like hey we have no real purpose in life so that means no one else should either I think atheists are jealous of Christians
revolutionist2008 5 months ago
@revolutionist2008 Why would someone be jealous of someone who is being held back and told what to do by something that doesn't exist? The Flying Spaghetti Monster will judge you in the end.
GenericFurfag 4 months ago
@revolutionist2008 Yarr! I be a faithful Pastafarian, and I knows I've gots the freedom to be in glory of me noodly good god. Ye can worship ye angry god and be happy too, but do naught be sad if there be a power strong like the Pastafarian word being too obviously truthful. Have ye ever heard of Pirate Fish!? How else would we be here if not for the flying spaghetti monster making us all and such? Come on, yar should be using yer....noodle! Ramen, and may his noodly appendage be upon ye.
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@revolutionist2008 said "I think atheists are jealous of Christians"
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dimefeet 4 months ago
So . . . can someone explain the practical purpose of these mock religions?
Lukyo1984 5 months ago
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@Lukyo1984 "So . . . can someone explain the practical purpose of these mock religions?"
You answered your own question, you silly goose! .....MOCKERY!
nosajj12345 5 months ago
@Lukyo1984 To point out how ridiculous the other, "real" religions are. Essentially, there are no "mock" religions. They are all equally and thoroughly flawed. How is that even a serious question?
MCMXCII 5 months ago
@MCMXCII Not all religions are like this but I can understand you overly simplistic confusion.
Lukyo1984 5 months ago
@Lukyo1984 How is any religion different, in essence, to the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be blessed by His noodly appendage)??
MCMXCII 5 months ago
@MCMXCII The Flying Spaghetti Monster was original invented to parody to the intelligent design teaching in schools. But that aside I'm curious. If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually made of spaghetti how did it exist before time and matter existed?
Lukyo1984 5 months ago
@Lukyo1984 It's the same as asking: how did God exists before anything else.. See where this is going? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a mockery, but really, every attribute it has could just have been of another "normal" deity.
MCMXCII 5 months ago
@MCMXCII So the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't made out of spaghetti?
Lukyo1984 5 months ago
@Lukyo1984 You're missing the point. Troll harder.
MCMXCII 5 months ago
@MCMXCII Your also missing the point that the the idea of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a troll.
Lukyo1984 5 months ago
@Lukyo1984 This doesn't even.. Meh.
MCMXCII 5 months ago
RELIGIONS HAVE CAUSED THOUSANDS OF DEATHS!
Demigod8060 5 months ago
Thumbs up for the Flying Spagetti Monster and the theory of intelligent falling....
RobbieScotUK 5 months ago
BLASPHEMER! There is a Hell and it's filled with stale beer and prostitutes who have STDs!
JAB63096 5 months ago 9
@JAB63096 Who care about STD? You are already dead.
MrJustice01 2 months ago
@Aaroman I believe she was giving a tour.
BobDylan1201 5 months ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
DaFleegsta 5 months ago
Where was this recorded at?
sp70 5 months ago
why was that person walking backwards?
Aaroman 5 months ago
Ramen
VendPrekmurec 5 months ago
I was once a christian, but then I figured the true religion, the church of the FSM. All you christians are deluded, for there is only one god. The flying spaghetti monster.
BlackFlashDrive 5 months ago
Preach it!
ChickenRamen 5 months ago
one time i did PCP and i saw his holyness,, he spoke to me and said ......Raguuu!
kkb94 5 months ago
The body on the chick at 1:58 is FUCKING smoking. Truly a gift from the FSM, praise his noodley appendage.
frankvonfrauner 5 months ago
I want to feel the love of his noodly appendage.
CommanderLuxray 5 months ago
He boiled for YOUR sins!
fab42 5 months ago 21
Brilliant!
sweYoda2 5 months ago
this is the single most amazing thing ive never seen OMG lol
Xlivesforever 5 months ago
This is absolutely incredible. Excellent job preaching.
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"Look around you people!!!! Cant you see that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all that is around you!!!" -LAWL.
SuperFifthwheel 5 months ago
Am i the only 12 year old pastafarian?
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youneekk 5 months ago
I did this at school today.
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mxwl17 5 months ago
@clubpenguinsux1 dude, breaking news, it's summer... you went to school in July?
powertudor 5 months ago
@powertudor I live in australia.
clubpenguinsux1 5 months ago
May you be showered by His Noodlyness. FSM speed brother.
YamiChan31 6 months ago
peace and meat sauce be upon hum.
elephant37020 6 months ago
...I want to know why those girls screamed, was there a fire in the building behind you?
LeviathanZr6 6 months ago
This guy has absolutely nothing better to do.
MrPmj1979 6 months ago
@MrPmj1979 I would say that this is an important job he has taken upon himself as a Pastafarian.
ThePhotory 6 months ago
@MrPmj1979 Meh, no different than any other street preacher.
SonOfNye 6 months ago
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This is Passive Aggresivism at it's finest, and the weirdest manifestation of atheistic evangelism I've ever seen. What would Christopher Hitchens say all about this?
MrPmj1979 6 months ago
@MrPmj1979 He'd probably laugh, because it's hilarious.
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MrPmj1979 6 months ago
I look up to this guy. And 23 people want to make war in the name of religion.
InfectedMarineSudios 6 months ago
This is AWESOME!
D00rGunner 6 months ago
Why does everyone think the FSM is unfalsifiable? God will not be mocked.
Nalenec 6 months ago
It's not a joke but rather a spoof of ID, the idea of intelligent design, which itself can be described a present-day revision of mono-theism.
filmsock 6 months ago
God is real and he's made of pasta... LMFAO EPIC!
hyperstone6 6 months ago
oh my spaghetti, Italians are also small and it is the origin country of spaghetti.
it cant be more obvious, inteligent falling must be true.
ChuckVanDamme 6 months ago
Noodle, Noodle, Noodle...he made use out of wheat
Noodle, Noodle, Noodle...your noodles I shall eat...
One more time, with feeling people! OOOoooooo Noodle, Noodle, Noodle...
xGHOSTR1DAx 6 months ago 18
This guy is awesome!!!
kelviniskelly 6 months ago
THe sad thing is that if you keep that up for a couple of months in several states and start having meetings, people will actually join.
gulbirk 6 months ago
@gulbirk That's a good thing.
kagesaiga 6 months ago
@kagesaiga No, thats just sad, LOL.
gulbirk 6 months ago
I wouldn't say people falling over are that intelligent. However, I'm definitely all for this rock solid theory of "Intelligent Falling". More power to it. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
martinbondesson 6 months ago
You noticed the building started burning at the end of the video? Clearly this is proof that the FSM was angry at them teaching the theory of gravity!
Andy97009814 6 months ago
Oh my fucking God why can't theist's see that this is a joke, the FSM is just to show you how stupid we find your belief system and that your arguments saying that your God can't be disproved are silly because the FSM can't be disproved either.
godless1997 6 months ago
@godless1997 So he doesn't exist? Fuck I'm confused. I just spent 6 hours teaching my kids that they came from a type of food found on supermarket shelves. Now I'm going to have to go back to the other story about the beardy bloke who sits on a cloud and dishes out aids to children in Africa!!
woodygreens77 6 months ago
What a lot of morons are these atheists! Flying spaghetti monster? There is no teaching that God is called that...,anywhere! Yeah there are several teacdhings about God but only one God. Test them all and u will see that Jesus' teaching about God trumps them all. Tell us all you wise atheists, where did u first learn that God was called that and that there is any teaching about the FSM?
j919or 6 months ago
@whatyouchating That's the conclusion I'm leaning towards here. Just silly
erickadw1 7 months ago
Has anyone ever seen the FSM fly?
SamWiseGingy 7 months ago
Dressing as a pirate is awesome!! do you need any other reason??
replay0018 7 months ago
@erickadw1 You know by eating said spaghetti you are worshiping his noodly goodness?
heavymetalnguyen 7 months ago
@heavymetalnguyen
Umm.... NO.... I'm only EATING DINNER sir. I take NO thought to a spaghetti monster when I eat my food. I only praise The Most High Yah for creating such wonderfully veggies that gave inspiration to the creation of a tastey dish.
erickadw1 7 months ago
@erickadw1 Calm down now, it's meant to be a joke "religion" anyway if you didn't know that.
heavymetalnguyen 7 months ago
@erickadw1
im sorry, but that sounds you dont respect others beliefs....
Kiesel 7 months ago
@Kiesel When I say GRACE at dinner time I say it as a thanks and praise to The Most High Yah! I'm very sorry that you feel the way you do, but you believe in a monster all you likeI believe in the Most High God of all creations: YHWH.
erickadw1 6 months ago
@Kiesel When I say GRACE at dinner time I say it as a thanks and praise to The Most High Yah! I'm very sorry that you feel the way you do, but you believe in a monster all you likeI believe in the Most High God of all creations YHWH.
erickadw1 6 months ago
@erickadw1
i am sorry you dont have the decence to respect others beliefs
Kiesel 6 months ago
@Kiesel Awww! You poor baby.
erickadw1 6 months ago
@erickadw1 Seriously?
Aviii 7 months ago
right. a flying spaghety monster, if you are a believer you are a pirate. i thinks it's a joke (DUH!) 2:45 omg the flying spaghetui monster is apearing out of the bioling smoke of the kitchen!
ratelslangen 7 months ago
right. a flying spaghety monster, if you are a believer you are a pirate. i thinks it's a joke (DUH!)
ratelslangen 7 months ago
so i had GOD for dinner tonight :/ god is yummy then god this is so bull shit
TeamDarkCore 7 months ago
im proud to be chinese. LOL
1009541074brb 7 months ago
Keep up the good work spreading the word of his noodly appendage.
franky1901 7 months ago 23
gravity? Merely the flying spaghetti monster pulling everything towards Earth using his noodly appendage.
randomhobbyist 7 months ago
does it get offended if you eat spagetti?
ilysupermeg 7 months ago
Idiots..
ilysupermeg 7 months ago
This is GREAT!
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Go forth and spread the sauciness and may his noodley goodness rain down on you from above. RAmen.
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RobDaBlind 8 months ago
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.
jj12j 8 months ago 2
Blessed Be His Noodliness. R'Amen.
jj12j 8 months ago
Ramen Brother !!
MkUltra1980 8 months ago
WOOOHOOO man makes so much sense
lovestospoon4534 8 months ago
Haha I wanna do this at my campus now :P But if he does this long enough, some Christian unevolved bigot is gonna bust his ass.
BillHicks420 8 months ago
funny thing is thats how the first christians started their religion and i bet you alot of people were like get away from me you freak
MrSoggyolive 8 months ago
May he bless himself and all pirates with the loving caress of his noodly appendage.
Ramen.
ndrthrdr1 9 months ago
thank you so much...im not lost anymore^^
damnitw 9 months ago
Intelligent falling should be taught alongside the theory of gravity in science classes.
john17972 9 months ago
5:23 that guy looks conviced...
idiotboyfred 9 months ago
wtf... seriously lol
jadenicolegahan 9 months ago
May you be touched by his noodly appendage. RAMEN!!!
choongd 9 months ago
Lmfao.. we are spreading some NOODLY LOVE TODAY!
PenguinVide0 9 months ago 2
This is why other countries think us Americans are dumbshits. Good job guys.
bvsandman 10 months ago
@bvsandman relax its not even serious its a joke just chill
ThreeDaysKoRn 9 months ago
@ThreeDaysKoRn How am I not chill..? And Besides my statement still stands..
bvsandman 9 months ago
RAMEN! You have changed me!
oliviazski13 10 months ago
You are all damn blasphemers! Don´t trust the these false worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Everyone knows that the believe in the holy macaroni is the only way to redemtion.
ironheadfm 10 months ago
RAMEN!! May his noodly apendage will bless you.
2Pains1Love 10 months ago
RAmen!
Asuperl33tninja 10 months ago
Hello father noodle preacher
the FSM will take mercy on all of the none Pastafarians
he will just favor the pastafarians a little more like ourselves
shadowcaster12 11 months ago
I am a proud Pastafarian.
May his Noodly appendage bless me today. Praise Cheesus!
Ramen.
Vessoland 11 months ago
RAmen.
lukeisntgay 11 months ago
RAMEN!
jehophus 11 months ago
Gettin' all dem bitches with your pirate gear
ChaosTitties 11 months ago
The FSM was created by men and there evil deeds! All hail the power of a couple hundred sharks of the INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!
ShutUpChannel 11 months ago
This guy is awesome!
EvangelinePerkins 11 months ago
makes more sense than Christianity.
kitsunefoxfyre 1 year ago 87
@kitsunefoxfyre damn straight.
Plus, we actually *have* real video footage of His Holy Noodliness.
Christians, Muslims and dem Jews got not'n on the FSM
Ramen.
OyonTheAdept 11 months ago
@kitsunefoxfyre It's funny cause it's true!
ondbaraond 6 months ago
I would believe in this flying spaghetti monster if he was prophesied way in advance such as Jesus. I'll stick with the latter, thank you very much.
ambergini100 1 year ago
@ambergini100, so if I come up with a prophecy for a religious figure, and then years later make up stories that he exists, I can count on your support? Awesome. Religion is so easy.
theinquisitor 1 year ago 24
@theinquisitor The Bible is the only book that does this. If it was so easy, than every religious book would be replete with prophecy. Can you give me specific information about a man who will be born 700 years from now including year of birth, his ministry, type of death he would suffer (when that type of torture was not invented yet)? To say belief in the FSM is just as valid as belief in Jesus is disingenuous as well as wishful thinking.
ambergini100 1 year ago
@ambergini100, here's what I could do. I could write a book full of prophecy that someone could read 700 years later and then manufacture stories that fulfil those prophecies. The people who wrote the new testament apparently read the old testament and wrote things down that fulfil the predictions of the old. Also, crucifixion was in use long before the Romans used it. It's essentially nailing someone to a tree or piece of wood, it's not like the iron maiden or anything sophisticated or specific
theinquisitor 1 year ago
@ambergini100 protip: nobody actually believes in the FSM, we're just taking the piss outta people like you. So tell me, what evidence do you have that any profecies were even made, much less fulfilled? The oldest surviving Jewish and Christian bibles date back only to the 4th century. No evidence that anything in that book ever happened. None. That's basically one of the many points pastafarianism is out to prove. There is absolutely no logic in christianity, only desperate hope.
Lizzzeg 11 months ago
@Lizzzeg Thank you for the question. Isaiah 53 describes in detail a messiah suffering for the sins of Israel and the world. There are extra-biblical sources that talk about Jesus including Josephus, the Talmud, Tacitus, Pliny the Younger, etc. Jesus is referred to as a Jewish teacher, healer, exorcist, crucified under Pontius Pilate,and worshiped as God. I will go out on a proverbial limb and say that not only is Christianity logical, but it is the ONLY logical choice. Thank you again.
ambergini100 11 months ago
@ambergini100 This is based on writings alone. Again, oldest Jewish Bible dates back to the 4th century. As others have said, It's easy to write stuff that fullfills prophecies a few hundred years after they were made. You have no evidence that any of the events in any version of the bible happened. Even if any profecies WERE fulfilled, the bible also says that the sky is a roof above the earth, the earth is flat, and the stars are just lights, which takes away any merit the book ever had.
Lizzzeg 11 months ago
@Lizzzeg Im not sure where those passages are that you refer to, but is it not true that people to this day still refer to the sun 'going up' and 'going down'? We know that is false, scientifically. Remember, the Bible is not a science book. As for it being 'easy' to write about fulfilled prophecy after the fact, I repectfully disagree. If that were true, all /most religious books would include them.
ambergini100 11 months ago
@ambergini100 How we refer to the sun is irrelevant. The fact is, the Bible contains many proved untruths, and no proved truths. This is reason enough to ignore It's Teachings. As for "prophecies", most other religions either started in an era where people were more literate and knowledgable of the world, or they chose not to stoop to the level of christian lies and fabrications. Because believe me, every religion is fabricated in order for the creators to push their values onto others.
Lizzzeg 11 months ago
@Lizzzeg It sounds as if you want me to prove a negative, i.e., that the Bible was not tampered with in a major way.I cannot do that. You are the one who needs to prove that it was. I find it hard to believe that all of the disciples would be willing to die gruesome deaths for something(to push their beliefs) that they knew,in fact,was a lie. Furtrhermore, the Dead Sea scrolls pre-date those 4th century Jewish Bibles by at least 3 centuries. I think that your faith is greater than mine. Thanks.
ambergini100 11 months ago
@ambergini100 Firstly, there is no evidence that the disciples ever existed. Secondly, the fact that it was tampered with isn't the issue. I'm saying that it was all lies from the beginning. The bible says that the earth was created in a few days and that the sky and stars are just a roof above the earth. This, obviously, is a lie. As such, there is no reason to believe anything else the book says. That's just basic human logic. There is no faith in what I am saying, only logic and fact.
Lizzzeg 11 months ago
@Lizzzeg Based on your logic, I guess Alexander the Great never existed either. I don't know what kind of evidence you require. As far as the earth being created in a few days, I often wonder why He took THAT long to do it. An omnicient, omnipotent being outside our time/space dimension could have done it in less than a second.As for the sky being a roof, I already shared the fact that there are many figures of speech used in scripture. I still hear people say that it's raining cats and dogs.
ambergini100 11 months ago
@ambergini100 Oh, so you ARE a creationist. You not only believe the stuff that can't be proved, but the stuff that has actually been proved wrong. Did you go to high school? Where I come from they teach us how we and the world were created, based on scientific fact. I'm not going to bother arguing with someone who still thinks the world is flat and babies come from storks. Grow up.
Lizzzeg 11 months ago
@ambergini100 an omniscient being would by definition know every detail of everything that has, is, or will ever happen. this, of course, would render that being incapable of changing it. therefore, an omniscient, omnipotent being is logically impossible.
doaftheloaf 11 months ago
@ambergini100 that the disciples were willing to die for their faith has no bearing on whether it was true...consider the muslim suicide bombers or the members of various suicide cults like heaven's gate. their deaths don't make their beliefs true either.
doaftheloaf 11 months ago
@doaftheloaf I realize that. I was just responding to someone in here claiming that the disciples were only trying to push their beliefs and made everything up. Im sure they would have not all willingly died for something they KNEW was a lie. The disciples were scared and denied having had known Jesus after His arrest by the Romans. They were scared. But shortly thereafter, they all became bold. Why? I believe they saw His resurrected body. But you are right in what you stated..
ambergini100 11 months ago
@theinquisitor you have to get like 1000 people to convert to your religion or something like that for it to be known as a religion
chippy506 9 months ago
This guy is a great actor. I couldn't do that without busting up laughing.
DharmaLogos 1 year ago