Obamessiah Chronicles, Part IV

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

LOL @ the virgin mary jumping up and down saying "i wont have to worry about putting gas in my car" at :46 lol

[romeosevendelta]

and a year later....

[iGreenScreen]

That woman that was speaking: I won't have to do anything for myself, because Obama will give me everything I need, I won't need to work for a living, Obama will provide me with Food and Healthcare, and I will be free to sit on my @ss and become just another average Joe who's accomplished nothing in life, Thanks to Barack Obama and the government providing for me, what I could've provided for myself.

[CTSBeast]

TNOYF: You are a genius

[Agent1W]

By the evils of communism and socialism, he will build his church, his cult, his beloved...but will it stand the test of time?

Conversatism is FOREVER!

[cracks21229]

Yup, I'm against perfecting our union.  No doubt. We should all move to Alaska. Oh, wait, she left Alaska. Oh well.

[kathmandunuwakot]

fucking shit evil need a power of the world.

[NKYCardinal]

It's weird the right's obsession with referring to Obama as a messiah or Jesus.

[prisontycoonlockdown]

you dip shit the sheeples worship Obama like Jesus

[NKYCardinal]

You mean like the right did with Bush? Or like they do with Reagan?

Hell, MSNBC actually criticizes Obama, something we never saw happen with FoxNews and Bush.

But keep up with this and the socialist nonsense. It'll ensure a progressive government for the next 10 years.

[prisontycoonlockdown]

Hey thanks alot for the advice but I have my own mind and I consder myself a free thinker as well as a freedom fighter like Hamas

[NKYCardinal]

You don't sound like a 'free thinker' to me.

[prisontycoonlockdown]

I bet I dont to a puppet like you

[NKYCardinal]

Yeah. I'm the type to believe crap like in this video. I'm willing to believe that I can guess all of your beliefs simply by listening to an hour of Rush Limbaugh. Am I right?

Free thinkers are educated and enlightened minds. People who look at facts and don't get caught up in petty name-calling like I see so often in people who watch these videos. They read into economics and other things to generate opinions, they don't simply repeat what Rush tells them.

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

Because the nation of Islam is right wing... Yeah Obama's supporters started it.

[NKYCardinal]

Hahahaha.

When in doubt fall back into pointless attacks eh? Let me guess, next you're going to talk about a birth certificate and then go on a tirade about teleprompters? Then you'll move on to blaming the 'liberal media'? That about right?

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

That wasn't an attack you idiot. It was sarcasm for your apparent ignorance regarding the origin of Obama being called the messiah, the leader of the nation of Islam Louis Farrakhan called him that. That's where the joke comes from, its not something conservatives just made up.

And your pathetic stereotypes regarding non Obama supporters are truly telling of just how distorted you Obamanites are.

[NKYCardinal]

You're so funny.

[SymAmineC8H11N]

so fucking funny

[cracks21229]

But wait a second, Obama did cut taxes for 95% of the American workers. What's so funny about that?

[emtpilot132]

Enjoy your 13 dollars!

[DXsukIT]

ohh i guess me and my friends are that 5 percent. Were like just under middle class and were getting higher taxes! mabey your the lucky sum a bitch that got some money back. ohh wait a minute, you payed 4 trillion dollars to get a tax refund??? i think you lost money, but like what emtpilot132 said *Enjoy your 13 dollars!*

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Actually, you do get only $13.00 a week, but that's for just six months. After that, it goes down to $8.00 a week. On top of that, with Obama's Cap & Trade policy, your home energy bills will skyrocket. So, what this means is, Obama stuffed a couple of bucks in your right pocket, but he's stealing three or four times that much from your left pocket. Not even mentioning unemployment predicted to reach 10% by Obama himself.

[DarcPrynce]

Is it just me, or is Joe Biden a really stupid man? I mean really, REALLY stupid.

And Barack - what the hell kind of name is Barack, anyway? - is this guy for real?

Look, I always thought that John McCain was a dumbass, but at least he was a PATRIOTIC dumbass. What the f#@% is BHO all about?

As far as I can tell, Barry is a somewhat less white version of Karl Marx... the main difference being that, between the two of them, Karl actually created something.

[cracks21229]

It's just you. Biden is not a stupid man. I don't think anyone with any intelligence would agree with your statement.

[SymAmineC8H11N]

the brainwashing detergents got to you too, huh?? that's too bad you had to be such a sellout & sell your soul to the obama bin biden deity....

[Whitrolf]

Dude, the brainwashing detergents! I love it.  Where did you get that one? Ahahahahahahahaha! I've got to use that one on my Obama Zombie friend that I talked to yesterday.

[Whitrolf]

Of course he's not stupid, but he doesn't work for the United States either.

[ShutupHollywood]

I agreed with DXsukit's comments...you don't think Obiden is an idiot? He's a bigger dope than GWB.

[DXsukIT]

i agree, Biden is just a stupid stupid man... i wasnt all uppy duppy for McCain but hey, Socialism or a U.S citizen? i think ima pick the U.S citizen and let Obama and biden go to china or canada and try to "change" that...

[ye142000]

watching this, i've never wanted to commit suicide so bad in my life. (nice vid btw) END THE FED! OBAMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[Oranje101]

I'm Joe Bidden! hilarious video my friend.

[suspendmeassholes]

Great clip, and fuck those who worship Obama.

[MsgtSpook]

I'm Dr. Josef Goebbels ...

and I approve this message.

[RestrainedNoMore]

Hilarious. great job!!

[KufrAkbar]

Good stuff. :D

[imyoursuperior2]

I don't know who I'm more afraid of Obama or Obiden...Obrother.

[hooah213]

I'm Joe Biden"I tell ya man, we're fucked"

[crazedhobbit]

lmfao! this is the best out of all of them!

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

THE ENDING is amazing

I'm Jope Biden

hahhaah

keep making great videos

[GiovannaNYC]

I heard that MSNBC is going to have a special, hosted by Keith Olbermann on Its titled" Obama the Messiah has Changed Water into Wine, but signed an executive order closing GITMO, all this on his 1st Day in the White House. All hail the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !

[philblunt420]

Olberdork will have nothing but fluff pieces for the next four years on "The One" and Matthews will still get a thrill up his leg.

[NKYCardinal]

You do know that Matthews talked about Bush the same way when he had an approval rating of like 20% right? Matthews just likes whoever is President at the time.

Olbermann has a liberal show, no doubt, same as the way Hannity, O'Reilly and Beck have conservative shows. They just tell their viewers what they want to hear.

[philblunt420]

You do know that Chrissy never had a thrill up his leg when Bush was president right? He was and is just following his marching orders from GE.

[NKYCardinal]

He also talked about how awesome Bush was during press conferences even when he was at his lowest approval ratings.

Matthews just supports whoever is in power.

Oh and seriously? Drop the stupid conspiracies! You sound like the 9/11 truthers!

[philblunt420]

Chrissy follows his orders from GE, he doesn't have the testicular fortitude to talk about the mistakes of the Obama administration.  Put down your kool-aid now NKY.

[NKYCardinal]

Hannity follows his orders from Murdoch, he doesn't have the testicular fortitude to talk about the mistakes of Republicans.

Put down your kool-aid now phil.

[philblunt420]

If you had actually ever watched him you'd know he was critical of Bush now put your head back in your ass..

[moredimoi]

Murdoch doesn't have anything to do with his radio show, or his books, etc.  No Hannity beleives what he says. No one becomes a conservative for the popularity.

[NKYCardinal]

You've missed the point.

I was making fun of the crazy guy talking about how Matthews takes his orders from GE, not saying that it's true.

Though I guess there is something a bit weird about Shep Smith being the most liberal voice on the entire FN network. Even MSNBC has Joe Scarbrough.

[PukuTheBear]

Who would think such an ascention of a terrorist, I mean man of change, could happen in our time. Proof of the curses that you enemies shall be promoted above you.higher and higher as you sink lower and lower.

[newyorkbabydoll]

the best part is that the voice over is from actual people who made those statements, and obama and biden actually said that shit during the campaign!!!is that hilarious or what! I love this video. This is how the country feels about obama for real!!!!!! Wait until they find out what he is really up too!!!

[EncompassedRunner]

now that I have beheld this video, I see why Demi Moore will serve the messiah and P. Diddy pledges to turn off his lights. selah.

[DiversityRecession1]

Obama has great jerycurls!

[RainyJane]

I get a tingly feeling running up and down my leg when I watch TNOYF videos. I think it's from the urine after I wet my pants from laughing too damn hard. Great video - Amen! Hallelujah!

[NAGGERNUTZ]

As usual, one of the best video's on YouTube! Funny, but true.

[usgop]

Great editing..funny video!

[amersurfcrwn]

Lol