The best lines from Brittany on Glee!

[HP1818]

You forgot the "I'm pretty sure my cat has been reading my diary" scene.

[TLopez813]

What episode is 0:27 from

[Anaispico121]

Did you know that doplhins are just gay sharks? hahahahaha Santana's face is like O.o really? and then.. O.o WTF! whats wrong with you!?

[fA2713]

there is a mouse in mine! ahahahahahaha lol!

[Whitney2022]

BRITNEY FOR PRESIDENT!!

[FlameDesire]

Hahaha, Rachel's reaction to the male duck was really good.

[StephanieSwift13]

What episode is at :25??? please coment

[sinderella192]

Brittany is the smartest person on Glee. Seriously!!!!

[decidida24]

...............LOL

[sidimama1]

please which episode at 0:42 and 0:48 please?

[MsMiniMango]

she's the one, they made me talk to, when they found out i kept thah bird in my locker XD

[tlee12468]

wat is the episode for the first clip

[SaphireKittyGirl]

love brittany

[Kam787]

what episode is 0:30 anyone??

[sidimama1]

@Kam787 episode 15 season 1

[ambercao3011]

@brenda22498 It's Sectionals 1x13

[jazmien18]

Dolphins are just gay sharks - Brittany lmao

[IsCoolSilke]

Lat me get this straight... No, sue she's not straight LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZZ

[JOJE287]

"shes the one they made me talk to when they found out i was keeping that bird in my locker" the look on her face was pricless!

[Lovergirl1303]

LOL "If it where Santana and I would be dating..." Everyone's face XDDD LMFAO

[EllieTheSats]

There was a mouse in mine .... Haha

[lalafan2020]

take wat away?

[Abbagail1208]

Best part ever!!!! Santana: Sex is not dating! Brittany: If it were Santana and I would be dating.... Everyone just stops and freezes lmao :)

[betrollin100]

what episode is 0:27 from?

[SaraBBiebs]

@betrollin100 Sectionals 1x13

[98Tabletennis]

from which episode is this : if sex were dating, santana and i would be dating ???

[SaraBBiebs]

@98Tabletennis Sectionals 1x13

[Loukaaa13]

Do you know dolfins are just gay sharks..

When I heard that line, a new part of my life began.. ^^

[SaraBBiebs]

I wanna have a friend like Brittany!

[smileyface082296]

Haha! "Dolphins are just gay sharks"! I love Santanna's face when Brittany says that!!!!!!!:)

[ponky011]

you forgot about: Its brittany.... bitch

[JethJev]

dolphins are just gay sharks . THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS

[Srlascience]

Love Brittany!

[mermaidlover66]

XD hahahahaha!!!!!!

[DeeAndNaoise]

I think the music ruins it

[AllieGoesRawr98]

My favorite line isn't in this video, but it's "There's pepperoni in my bra"

[Kristenatorgator08]

Wow brit changed alot since the first episode! She looked DIFFERENT.

[gleekyfunnybunny]

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks :D LOL

[luciacoutinho]

the best quote on tv ever is the one about dolphins being gay sharks, as much as I try I cannot think of a single Friends quote that surpasses this one

[lvz00]

0:25 lol

and

0:50 hahaha

[mrsblabla2410]

Can I wear them that way tomorrow? Cause I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever taught me how to read a calander.

also:

stop the violence

(when Santana and Quinn are fighting in the first episode of season 2)

[toadxfan99]

@mrsblabla2410 lol yeah the had like no emotion on her face when she said "Stop the violence"

[mrsblabla2410]

@toadxfan99 I lol'd so hard on that one xD

[aqualynw]

To bad they left out the one where sue was telling about brittnay thinking brocclii was a gummy bears tree. i loved that scene

[fantageDiana4563]

"shes that lady they made me talk to when they found out i had a bird in my locker"

[laritaGDBEP]

0:25 - 0:30 desde hay empezaron!!!

[Tussen93]

Hilarious! xP What episode is the scene "sex isnt dating" from? :P

[vivirockit]

@Tussen93 sectionals season 1.... espisode 13 :D it's really cool hope you enjoy it!

[Heresjenessa]

Brittany is the most epic character on any tv show ive seen. Enough said .

[AVPMReference]

Santana: Sex is not dating.

Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

Everyone: WTF???!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?

[IWillBeHers]

Apparently, the "a male duck" line was something that Ryan Murphy told Heather to say right before they shot that scene, so that the casts' reactions would be natural! It works!

[sdjlovesmusic]

@IWillBeHers almost everything she has thought by herself

[irishdude69]

lol 0:28, britanny and santana sitting in a tree ♥

[MissesGleek]

Santana: sex is not dating.

Brittany: if it were. Santana and I would be dating.

This proves that they were already on in season 1 but I never payed any attention to that line because I toughed it was one of the stupid things Brittany sad.

[mrsblabla2410]

Santana: Sex is not dating

Brit: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

OMG I cried when I saw that, just amazing :D

[LyarkTV]

You forgot:

*pukes* "Everybody drink responsibly."

[choadkin]

you forgot "sometimes i forget my middle name"

[mandy26lez]

"mister shue is he your son?"

[iJinny3107]

:DD gay sharks :DD omg ROFL

which episode was 0:25 - 0:30 ?

[chandalia98]

@iJinny3107 es el de sectionals es lo mas seguro SECTIONALS

[FlowerPowerGiirly]

@iJinny3107

maybe  matress

[chance793]

@iJinny3107 That's from Sectionals

[Mandyhehow1]

Please Don't pull all of my teeth out ,when I smile i'll look like an adult baby but with boobs

[jklmno862]

BRITANNY. Take it away.

........ Take what away?

I totally saw that coming....

[TatzeRedbird]

Santana's face when Brittany says "Did you know that Dolphins are just gay sharks?" is first like "Just let her talk..." and a few seconds later she realizes what Brittany said and is like "wtf...?" lmfao

[heliojujuba]

Santanas face when Brittany says "Gay sharks" = EPIC.

[valnyra]

How about "Is he your son?"

[bostonceltics556]

sex is not dating

if it were santana and i would be dating lmfao

[Dearzable]

the best is

Teacher:What is the capital of ohio?

Brittany: O!

Teacher: do you even know who's the president is?

Brittany: I am

[236loko]

@Dearzable Brittany didn't say I am , she says Will.I.Am (the member of the black eyed peas)

[jizy06]

@Dearzable She says "will.i.am." not "i am"

[QuirkyGirl09]

What about : "Sometimes forget my own middle name" :D

[adv680597]

you forgot "i dont know how to turn on a computer"

[emjaycee23]

for anyone else, does it go straight from 1:03 to 1:05 ?

[FendiAlien]

santana is a rly strong girl to be with this brittany hahahahaha

[kcrozby2]

I LOVE Santana's expression after the dolphin comment. rofl

[1997msqueen]

Well, now i know, Dolphins are just Gay SHarks.. hahah

[richardsfour]

this one dosen't have

well it's a santana one but it's about brittnay

Breakfest is confusing for you LOL

[Lindz2817]

@richardsfour Then Britt replies: "Well, sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's salty. Like what If I have eggs for dinner? Then, what is it?"

[barefootlucy2000]

@ilovebooks11x11  "i say a little prayer"

[ilovebooks11x11]

what's the name of the song on the background ?

[13rosieposie]

@ilovebooks11x11

say a little prayer for you :)

[ielle44]

@ilovebooks11x11 Say A Little Prayer For You

[MrChipi12345]

muahahahahha

[TheMermaidTale99]

did u no that dolphins r just gay sharks? lol lmao

[BigTimeHarryPotter]

If it were Satana and I would be dating.

[tahtahrandom]

Lmfaaaao. This is brilliant how you put this together. Do more.

[o211liime]

What's a duet ?

Brittany: A blanket

[Naruhinaluver15]

Santana: Sex is not dating

Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating

Everyone: O_O

LOL

[lyricaldali]

@Naruhinaluver15 their faces when she says that are priceless

[HopeLess1212]

"I petted a snake." "Rock on."

"My name is Brittany S. Pierce, therefore I am inadvertantly Brittany Spears."

[presqueislepwnz]

8 people didn't know that dolphins were just gay sharks.

[toshitoshy1]

"What is a duet?"

"A blanket?"

LOL

[DameronbeatlesHP123]

"she's the woman I take to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker"

Lol and

"there was a mouse in mine"

[Littlebit0forever]

whts the name of the first song tht the cherios r singin ?!

[joppa95]

@Littlebit0forever they're sing I Say a Little Prayer ; )

[jeweledgirl]

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

[Gleesslove65]

I love Haeter Morris!!!!!!!!!



[TheMWBNwerewolf]

where is from 0:25

[RonAndHermione100]

LOL! but you forgot the one when they win the free cars and she says: "yay, now i don't have to walk in the drive-thru" XD

[MyHorseyCosmo]

@RonAndHermione100 OMG i dont remember that one!! haha, that made me laugh;D

[TheAlphaCola]

@RonAndHermione100 what episode was that from?

[RonAndHermione100]

@TheAlphaCola omg sorry for late reply. i been trying to look for it cuz i forgot what the episode is called, but so far i couldnt find it. if i find it one day, i"ll tell you. sorry.

[sherynnegps]

Awesome. She say those lines with serious look.

[tazthomson1991]

i loooved when she was there while they were talking, they asked her why. she said something along the lines of, i took two lots of antibiotics and forgot how to move. lmao

[Serenapawfectpal3]

Brittany: "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

-Insert look on Santana's face-

xD

[SmileyHiqh]

This is a very well put together video.

[iHippogriff]

hahhaa look at brittney's face xD 0:56

[HaloIsGoingDown]

8 people are gay sharks.

[gracedo1]

What song was playing in the background at the end? I forgot what its called

[FernandaGW]

@gracedo1 I say a little pray for you

[songbirds13]

It takes a smart actor to play a dumb character...

I need to keep those words in my head as I watch this show..

ESPECIALLY because of Brittany...

[numbuh53]

@songbirds13 Brittany's actress is SUPER smart and awesome :> Watch interviews of her.

[summerchick221]

Brittany: did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks.

Santana: *looks at her wierd**** Double take*

[OrWhatWeHave]

"When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist"

[NLmaureen1]

omfg Brittany plays very dumb but in a fun way

[lilmay1022]

YOu missed a lot of great lines like the line from the brittany episode where she was like i hate brittany spears because my name is brittnany spears...Brittany S Pierce LOL

[stijneke2911]

@lilmay1022 Or the one from the Halloween episode:

"I'm going as a peanut allergy" ;P

[impasse0124]

The funniest line from Brittany is when Jesse transfers to McKinley and she says "Mr. Schue is he your son?"

[soscc1234]

Lol dolfins are just gay sharks

[thedoctorand]

What about "For awhile, I thought you were a robot"?

[TheShades20]

Ignore that last comment..... Brittany is flipping funny though!!!

[TheShades20]

Glee brittanys best mom

[BuschDiariesxD]

oh brittany is cool :D

and santana, blaine, kurt are dolphins :D xD

[BornAGleek98]

Brittany is officially one of my face characters on glee! Comedy!! Xxx :L

[StillHereBelieving]

dolphins are gay sharks

[cjbear09]

They didn't do the one w/ dr. Pepper

[TheGleekfully]

"From now on i demand every solo. its brittany. bitch." best brittany quote ever!

[AVPMdork]

There was a mouse in mine XD LMAO LOVE HER

[darkria4]

I love her so much xDDD No homo, favorite character!!

[stellasarina]

From where is this scene : -> 0:26 - 0:28 <-

[avrillavinge1199]

@stellasarina i think it was sectionals

[zombielove99]

My favorite: Shes the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker

[MoldyLunchBox79]

Aww they didn't put the one where they are talking about some homeless guy from the old year book and she says "he barks at my mom"

[memiselftime1]

I want a wristband which says "WWBT?" (What would Brittany think?)

[Zoeloveful]

the mouse one was my favorite XD

[KathyLondon112]

There was a mouse in mine. Almost peed.

[KFullstop]

Me and my friend had a Brittany quote conversation very loudly in the middle of a shop. We did it without laughing really seriously so everyone thought we were mad.

[TB3rootz6]

brittany s. pears I effing LOVE you!!!! <3 gahhhhhhh Team Brittany, b*tches.

[golfer8351]

so according to brittany, an anthem is the bottom of an ant's pants, a duet is a blanket, christopher cross discovered america, and a ballad is a male duck...

[MrsBieber9191]

she is so cute in one ep she is like

THATS MY BOYFRIEND HIS LEGS DONT WORK! :( poor artie

[arthereld]

Boo. This one doesn't have the best one.

Mr. Shu: "Who can tell me what an anthem is?"

Brittany: "The bottom of an ants pants."

[renatastarzforeve21]

lol i love brittany

[123ringthebell]

You forgot when she said that " I think my cat has been reading my diary".

[Fangirl44]

i love Brittany's one liners!!! Everyone stops what there saying and looks so confused.

[Parker75825]

Brittany needs more solos. i never heard her sing since the "say whats up to my cup" song which isnt a real song!

Best lines: S(santana): "Sex is not dating!" B (brittany): "then me and santana would be dating". and: " you know dolphinas are just gay sharks?"

[daivdnight]

I heart me some Brittany.

[sbs4princess]

Funny!!!!¡

[FohawkHawtie]

It's a male duck.

LMFAO

[deliriumdreamer19]

"Sex is not dating." "Yeah, if it were, Santana and I would be dating." *AWKWARD SILENCE.

[GaryThaPlasticDino]

"This food, is NOT satisfactory."

"there was a mouse in mine."

[applem05]

is it sad that i know every line?

[DaNinjuh]

Hahah this is the funniest chick ever (:

[futbolfan789]

"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" omg brittany is hilarious!!! :D

[gedreytful]

0:30 BEST ONE!!!

[CreativeDivaz]

@cazamaree2 were the lines "I've been here since second period" and "I'm paralyzed with fear and I really have to pee" separate?

[devildarb]

Lol

[righteous09]

"She was the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker." LOL

[kurtandblaine4ever]

SHE'S SO CUTE IT'S RIDICULOUS.

[cazamaree2]

oh my god there is just too many funny lines for brit like "i bet the ducks in there" or "i've been here since 2nd period i'm paralized with fear and i really have to pee"

[izshecrazy]

Brittnay is cute, like a little kid. GO BRITTNAY

[ibycoolboy]

how could u forget "i dont know how to turn a computer on"

[treyboy102598]

@ibycoolboy Its easy if your a bonde...seriously :(