Alexei Sayle - Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?

[mycheezyhelm]

Who's that fat bastard?

[hotelmario510]

@mycheezyhelm Alexei Sayle. Hilarious.

[RedMist1972]

EPIC!

[Nothefaceyoubitch]

I love this clip, but it's only recently that I realised the "names in the window" he mentions, "Søren and Kierkegaard" refer to the existentialist philosopher of the same name. What a brilliant reference to get into what looks like a fairly shitty entertainment show.

[TheLeatheryman]

Decided not to share this, but thanks anyway.

[annabatarowicz]

fuckin funny mel brooks sorta funny

[CrapTurret94]

That is one bag f crap audience.

[wingslyp]

I love the joke with the telepaths

[alastairjr40]

No life on Mars but there is in Peckham.

[moonboots69]

he wrote this after years of listening to, 'jealous guy' by john lennon...

it was the best he do...

[SafeAzFuck]

This guy pisses me off so much, i always have to skips his parts in the young ones, he is totally NOT funny! he jus shouts and has got no clue how to be witty or any grasp on inudendos at all, the only job he should have is being a clown at a circus thats all he is

[CheeseBurnerCymraeg]

@SafeAzFuck

You just don't 'get' Alexei, don't slag him off, go and watch something you enjoy,

[geoffdoor]

@CheeseBurnerCymraeg I LOVE THIS SONG ME AND NICK AT WORK THE OTHER DAY WERE PISSING OURSLEVES LAUGHING

[Sinfulgaiden]

Brilliant

[davesaussieduster]

You can tell he's a nutter...he walks around with an 'at on!

[PrimalStones]

Fucking hell that was awful.

[TheKenfig]

Sayle is way way ahead of what many people understand so they take his stuff at face value instead of the biting satire it is.He is VERY funny, and courageous

[deethr]

Terrible

[bbradney]

The most UNFUNNY person I have ever seen he spoilt The Young Ones no doubt about it....

[rees45603]

@bbradney you have got to be joking??? :O

[jibsmokestack1]

@bbradney Never has someone been more incorrect! Well done!!

[CrapTurret94]

Don't drink a bottle of sulphuric acid. Relax, make stupid noises.

[hanbaal]

@CrapTurret94 words to live by.

[mcog2006]

He should've performed this on young ones.

[fjujuul]

This ones hillarious...

[gogglesux]

hahaha i thought not....

[gogglesux]

Tell you what.... we will trade you Alexei for Kevin james AND jennifer anniston and to sweeten the pot we will throw in the entire current cast of Saturday night live.

Oh ok.. you can have Adam Sandler too..

[sheriffdvnt]

@gogglesux Err, no.

[DayumBass]

@gogglesux nah I'll pass

[70monkey]

drivel.

[facehex]

alexi sayle at latitude 2011 :3

[Zhejiangopterus]

Turn CC on.

[munkymoovy]

10 people scream "WOOOOO!!!!!!" at Dane Cook concerts.

[MRPOOPDOG100]

how this guy got famous i will never know

[Jaqshit]

he's got his hat down so he can see the square audience not enjoying themselves

[MrAtraHasis]

I haven't seen this since I was a kid! Brilliant

[repo1911]

what a demented kike.

[BOFH25]

9 people clearly do not have a new motor.

[groyboy]

toshiba used this song fo a tv ad ...ullo tosh gotta a toshiba...

[CODMWFAN91]

Does anyone know where I can download this song? Ive been looking every...Amazon, Play.com, HMV etc. and its impossible to get it. Thanks.

[DeanPMA]

@CODMWFAN91 download it of here mate, google youtube downloader

[sethaurus]

so has he got a new motor or not

[bairnoboy]

I spent 2 years in the UK when this came out. I seem to remember another version of this song where he says "Ullo, what's the damage John Mini Cab 'ere, if you have some oft money you want to launder, please piss off at the tone".

Does anyone else remember that?

[MrWilliestrokes]

@bairnoboy yes its on you tube,punch in - ullo john gotta new motor PART 4 - alexei sayle -

[bairnoboy]

@MrWilliestrokes

Thank you, good to know my memory is still good.

[bairnoboy]

@MrWilliestrokes

Thank you! Good to know my memory is still keen nearly 30 years later.

[GAZZA251170]

@bairnoboy I used to have that as my answer phone message on my mobile!!!

[ironrasta1966]

I was in that special hospital, think I met him there, come to think of it I think the bastard stole my car!!!

[semicharmed00]

awesome.

'they put me in a special hospital' Bahahaha classic

[damiankerr]

Fucken brilliant!

[forsthe]

john only got that new motor because he got money for killing Alexei's brother.

[AlexFate101]

I love it - brings back memories - great to see the audience reaction too - lol - "Is there life in Peckham?" :-)

[FastJimmy1]

Genius

[Glamagal20091]

A'rite geez-'ow's yer parts?

[jibsmokestack1]

Alexei Sayle = Legend

[TheRebelvampire]

lovely & funny

[packerthe3rd]

LOL by repeating every senetence twice he managed to cut down how much he had to write.

I bet he realy streched his creativity on this.

Hat down over his eyes how does he think of it

[wintermutecaboose]

@packerthe3rd

Troll

[packerthe3rd]

@wintermutecaboose right back at you

[MagnusBrage]

tropical fish....in my underpants :)

[DuramaterOZ]

"Here's a joke for all the telepaths"

Hahahaha

[lukkey101]

haha so british

[kevlonk]

0:00-0:30 the only word i could understand was "bollocks."

[youacccunt]

i bought the 12inch and it has the cursing one on the other side , it just constant fuck fuck fuck ,i still have it a must get my daughter to up load it hahaha

[dearyou1994]

@youacccunt DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!



[youacccunt]

@dearyou1994 will do.... ,got to find it ,and also get a record player working,but be prepared for a good tune ,give me a while or so ....,shit piss wank fuck up fuck up:)

[jazyuill1]

bloody brillant fantastic

[brownaleboi]

Look at the crowd.

[Pulsar205]

certifiable. I think the Cockneys got to him :D

just got to check out his Ken Dodd impressions!

[oldirrtydoogz]

legend!

[CRAZYforJOHNLENNON]

NOTHING WRONG WITH MODS. :P LOL

[tinyrebellion]

I KEEP TROPICAL FISH IN ME UNDERPANTS

[sjtucker2002]

I had a mark 3 cortina shagwagon .Better cockney fake than DickVanDyke.

[thegirl44]

@sjtucker2002

So good it makes his native Scouse sound fake.

[sjtucker2002]

Which native band speaks Scouse kemmosaby?Tonto mate Scouse band members were at last years current bun dance at stonehenge. Get your laughing gear around this peace bong.Hi Ho silver off to Upton Park awayyyy.

[sjtucker2002]

Oyy Kemobasbie mate neva erd of a Scouse Native Band.Tonto mate they were at last years current bun dance at Stonehenge. Corrr got me laughing gear on a peace bong wiff some great gear in it, Kemmo I got stoned out of me henge.Did you kill my brouva?

[howardbastard]

brilliant lol

[bradleynail]

fick what do aussies love poms for? there as ridicolous as us.brothers we are.

[AweHunsAreFannyFarts]

ahahahahhahahahahaha lolz hahahahaha

[wisteela]

I can't be the only one that wants that car.

[Neptuneman07]

Ullo, this is so brillant. And flippin' hillarious.

[TRISTANBRAKE]

Yes it is good, but didn't u kill my brother??!!

[Neptuneman07]

Last time I checked, I didn't. You must've been mistaken for my evil twin brother.

[WIDOWMAKER34]

alright , leave it out, knock it on the head..

[WIDOWMAKER34]

@Neptuneman07 BOLLOCKS LEAVE IT OUT KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD ALRIGHT>

[Neptuneman07]

no dissin' man, I dig Alexei Sayle and The Young Ones! Keep on rockin'!!!!

[TashkentFox]

'ello Tosh got a Toshiba.

[stylophobia]

Good man...he has a Citroen C6 in real life y`know.

[dutchtrucker]

He's brilliant, he never sold out like the rest of that wave of alternative comedians... respect.

[morris233]

hate this cunt,thinks he was saviour of comedy,what a miserable old bore he has turned into.not funny at all

[balalqureshi]

What made you want to watch this video then.

[moonmaidens]

hes still sexy!

[bombsiteweed]

"Mine's a Light and Bitter"

[Szaam]

he's fucking mental, i love him!

[PaperClipConspiracy]

Reminds me of holidays - my Dad has it on tape and we used to drive my Mum mad with it :D

[Fred50099]

Thanks!

[s70rk]

This is so fucking great. Somebody bring back Alexei Sayle!

[RealToneman]

that song i couldn't get out of my head when i was visiting my dad who lived in london in 1982! Coming back in Holland i told all my mates about this great song and i showed them how the song went....

the reaction was exactly the same as the audience in the video! well i was my time ahead in holland i guess.......

cheers

[paperandtea]

were bouts in lo9ndon..it seems so wered being taken the mik out of lol cos were used to doin the scousers and the geordies

[Szaam]

and you don't realise the rest of the country takes the piss out of you. typical londoner.

[StillbornChrist]

Audience reaction = nill. :D :D

[Sesquipedaliantique]

Your goat's made a mess on me carpet!

[JohnsySHR]

I imagine John's new motor has been scrapped in favour of a new new motor all thanks to this new car incentive scheme.

[KUNTO666]

FUCKIN QUALITY!!! I LOVE THIS GUY!!

[cumadundalk]

PURE GENIUS!!!

[Cthulberg]

I love this shit

[custer1968]

Alexi pays homeage to Ian Dury perhaps?....hahaha....i love this song!

[whyyyyou]

I love Alexie Sayels song and dance numbers. Very funny song here.

Anyone remember a thing he did called "It's a jolly old world"? Very funny dark humor bit where Alexie and two backup dancers in coat, tails,and canes, danced before a movie screen that had newsreel footage of world atrocities and disasters playing across it. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen him do. Would love to see that again.

[tinoevil]

I keep tropical fish.

[chazzball]

in me underpants

[eazybe1]

The greatest song ever written

[bonedmonkey]

lot of bits of metal

[KevCityboy]

I keep tropical fish, I keep tropical fish, in me underpants, in me underpants lol!

Wasn't this something to do with a Toshiba ad or something in the 80s?

[tonymontana1974]

Yeh toshiba did a remake of it "ello tosh got a toshiba" for a commercial in the 80s i think ian dury might have sang it.

[mushroomed87]

That's a piece of balsa. You can make a model outta that LOL

[grahamblood]

He lost his bottle in Barnsley!

[rockstar6978]

ello john go't ah new mot'AH :D lov it

[tellyisrubbish]

2:10 love that dance move

[mushroomed87]

lol same

[DazedSheep]

Totally mad!

[michaelstmark]

Totally original.

Al Murray obviously studied and nicked Alexei's comedic persona from this time, wholesale.

[tyrant1505]

Yeah, problem is Al Murray is SIMPLY NOT A FUNNY CHARACTER!!!!

[TheAnxiousMan]

Yes. And repetitive at that.

[MRPOOPDOG100]

@michaelstmark nothing like al murray this guy is fucking terrible only a moron would appreciate this comedy

[ElicitBelief]

Brilliant...

Fuck the british stereotype of drinking tea and all that bullshit :D

[nuttygirl2001]

HE STUCK HIS HANDS IN A DUSTBIN!

[terminegger]

Head.

[Devine2k8]

Danny Dyer's Dad..lol

[sussexmews]

Hullo Bernard got a new motor

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

LOOL I love 'ullo john gotta new mo'AH!' totally fucking hilarious

[TexWhatever]

i keep tropical fish

i keep tropical fish

in me underpants

in me underpants

'ere's me calling card - WALLOP!

'ere's me calling card - WALLOP!

[mk2passat]

thats a piece of balsa!

[toolpool]

Hilarious.

Has anyone seen the video for the classic song 'Who You Looking At?' by Alexei Sayle?

[Vetis213]

haha forgot about the "here's a joke for the telepaths"

[wilboss]

Alexei Sayle, genius!

"They put me in a special hospital" made me laugh out loud, I've got the original 7" record of this, ace.

[Debagio]

Wallop!

[McMunchy]

THEY PUT ME IN A SPECIAL HOSPITAL!

God I love Sayle XD

[martastik]

Allo Jean, as-tu une bagnole neuve?

[martastik]

What a classic piece of biting social comment that really captures the anti-Thatcherite comedic invective of the 80's. I love this song and think Alexei Sayle is the dogs' b*ll*cks!!!

[jbrow396]

*blinks* what?!

[WHUFC71]

I cant believe i liked this song!! Its the dogs bollocks!!

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

completly bonkers

[portchmeister]

:) :)

[axelmct]

That cheap nasty amphetamine that was so prevalent in the 80s has so much to answer for.......

[kingdrewew]

i keep tropical fish!! pure ace...x

[reptilehuNTah]

LOL this must be a good 18 years ago , my mate used to sing this in the pub randomly lol fukin crackers lol

[Textra1]

1984. 22 Years ago. Alexie is great. I wish he was still doing TV.

[Textra1]

Correction. 24 Years.

[wilkesart]

love alexi he is so funny

[lannykaster1]

whats this button for?

argh! argh! argh! argh!

lmfao

[mallaes2006]

hey the 12 with the fuck shit version is the best!!!

[anthonyeonquinn4life]

BEST SONG OVER

[sonoslain]

best rap song ever

[filmnet]

This would be broadcast on 27th February 1982... almost exactly two years (25th February 1984) before it entered the charts! Reached 15. He must've been performing it for quite a while before realising its popularity.

[7677890]

brilliant! this guy has been off TV too long!

[kutama15]

just watched his show on liverpool on bbc iplayer, i didnt realise how funny he is. Plus this song's got so much energy, he gives it all hes got, crazy but funny

[cashmirhsac]

so has john got a new motor?

[StagsRoar]

What a nutter!

[Ostrum88]

ha ha ha

[onlywhenpissed]

They put me in a special 'ospital.  LOL

[alexeisvensayle]

do what bollocks.? them locks are easy.

kundt.! i hate ben-elton.

[ugenesfun]

why? ive met him, hes a nice guy

[Diorgrl152]

did they really but you in a hopstial

[pokemonmasterPOO]

no they didn't

[ItsMedicationTime]

Fucking Brilliant!!

[Laqez]

"They put me in a special hospital!"

Did they, now?

[pokemonmasterPOO]

no they didn't

[innit27]

i sang this endlessly as a manic kid

[tinternet66]

Russian jew scouser beat that. Not a lot of people no that then why would they. He is a proper funny cunt i must say ta for the post

[tacticalbattledroid]

mad as a string vest full of frogs but i still luv it ;-) Didn't you kill my brother ?

[zirnitra1]

haha at one 1:20 you can see in a mirror him singing into the camera autoque thing and dancing from behind

[nixinana]

Where is the actual music video for this?

[sjtucker2002]

better cockney fake than dick van dyke in mary poppins not bad for a scouse git

[radioactivemanphilc]

haha

[cruddiestcrudever]

Profound...

[fiehawo]

real legend.....

cockney for ever.

[1aenthrallya]

He,s from Liverpool,put you knew that of course!

[fiehawo]

hmmm, we heard, he was a child, he live in s.e.l. for a long time.

that's right???????

[BuddyEatsGanymeade]

Beautiful, what else is there to say?