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  • notice how palins has so many more views than the others? :P

  • patetico não serve de nada

    

  • Gogron. The monster with tits.

  • DID YOU SEE THE NIPPLES ON THAT THING?

  • ahhhhh ... i saw that one with palin, and hoping to see obama in a dress

  • yumm chocolate

  • That Gorgon is a national hero.

  • everyone who's against obama just needs one to charge him for his own mistakes, or the mistakes of whole america.

    he's not the one who is blamable for the economy crisis in america...

  • This guy doesnt like political stuff doesnt he?

  • ...and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

  • YAY!

  • The 97 people who hit dislike are Communist supporters! :D

  • @TofuPenguin1 Like me! :D

  • yay obama got eaten. good job gordon

  • Fuck all ya! Obama did nothing

  • If you wanna help fight the corporations, please check out my channel!

  • @jasonrules41 duh there is one for Sarah Palin too. don't be such an idiot

  • FYI Gorgon ate everyone, McCain and Palin included, so I dunno why you guys are cheering.

    Gorgon for President 2012.

  • Maybe we hate all three!

  • GO GORGON EAT THOSE POLITICIANS.

  • good gordon! good boy!

  • Good job Gorgon !!

  • I love you Gorgon

  • gorgons r supposed 2 be like medusa

  • mmmm,obama is really good

  • go gorgan

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  • Fuck you Gorgon!

  • sweet

  • I wish that would happen every day :)

  • 0:27

    Love the look on Gorgon's face

  • that was the best.

  • YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

  • its amazing, his voice is deep, but when he screams he sounds like a white guy.... interesting.

  • Lulz XD

    I really like Obama... but this videos OWNS XD

  • You are one of the sheeple. Typical obamabot. Enjoy your socialism.

  • Actually a little socialism worked wonders for Europe. I don't have to live in my car if I lose my job, or be rich to get good health care, same with education, doing a top university without having to pay 20 grand a year.

    Then again, I suppose you simply label anything that isn't right wing enough as socialism/communism/terrorism

  • No I just don't value the government being my nanny or provider. I value personal responsibility, hard work, and free will.

    I worked very hard to pay off what was left of my wife's medical school bills, while she was still in school. What her scholarships didn't cover was about $80,000. What my scholarships didn't cover was about $6,000.

    Knowing that we EARNED those degrees, not just through our academics but through scholarships and work was far more rewarding.

  • Who do you think pays for your "good health care" or "top university" if you don't have the money? That money doesn't just come from no where. It comes from your neighbor.

    Why should I, as your neighbor, have to pay for your education if you haven't even earned it? You lack a sense of good worth ethic.

  • What kind of job do you think that education will get me? I'll have a university degree and I'll happily pay my taxes so my neighbor's kids can enjoy the same Privilege no matter the income of their parents. Same with the Health care. Everyone pays for it so that everyone can use it. Instead of allowing your fellow countrymen to wallow in poverty and ignorance.

    Love thy neighbor but keep all thy money to thyself eh? Must...have....speedboat!

  • If you want to pay for your neighbors' kids cause they were too lazy to work harder to provide for their children that's fine. But don't make me do that.

    You won't get much of a job if 50 million people have your degree. Education should be something earned, not guaranteed. I earned mine.

    Health care is not a given. As a self-employed entrepreneur, I pay for my own health care. It is very expensive, but I make it work because I work hard.

    Government control of ANYTHING spells bad news.

  • I'm not saying our education system is churning out degrees to everyone who wants them. It's still hard work and requires that students have sufficient intellectual capacities. And why should my neighbor's kids be denied an education because their dad was a lazy alcoholic? Why? Like I said I'm happy to extend the same privileges to others that I enjoyed. It's not about being a slave or something but it's about giving everyone a chance.

  • "I'm not saying our education system is churning out degrees to everyone who wants them. It's still hard work and requires that students have sufficient intellectual capacities."

    Well over here we have generic degrees such as business, finance, accounting, history, philosophy, english, and literature that churn out useless degrees with students who have no business being in college.

  • Tell them to get a fucking loan. I'm not paying to educate the children of your drunk neighbors.

  • "Same with the Health care. Everyone pays for it so that everyone can use it."

    Everyone including illegals, drugs addicts, obese people, and hypochondriacs. These people put a huge burden on our health care system as it is. "Instead of allowing your fellow countrymen to wallow in poverty and ignorance."

    In this country it is a CHOICE to wallow in "poverty" and ignorance. You think I came from a wealthy family? Far from it.

  • You think poverty and lack of education are choices? In some cases maybe yes. But not all of them. I will remind you that your country has a long history of systematically keeping certain groups under privileged . Also why should children be blamed and condemned for their parent's failings? Why should their health care and education be limited because their parents are piss poor?

  • No need to remind me, I am in the ethnic minority. No one should be condemned for their parent's failings. Did you read my statement:

    "Taking care of our community should be left up to the community and not to someone in Washington D.C."

  • "Love thy neighbor but keep all thy money to thyself eh?"

    Yes I will keep all my money to myself and distribute it how I see fit, and not how you or the government sees fit.

    For your information, about 14% of my annual income goes out to charities and non-profits that help house, feed, and take care of impoverished peoples. This is how it SHOULD be done. Taking care of our community should be left up to the community and not to someone in Washington D.C.

  • I think the problem is, you were born into a system where you are a slave to the system.

    In the U.S. we are heading to where you are now due to socialists and lazy people. But we were not born into such a system. We were born into freedom and capitalism.

    In our country, our government is not our provider, our nanny, our parent. In our country we believe that if you work hard, you should be able to harvest the rewards of your labor. If YOU choose to share it then so be it, if not fine.

  • What you are referring to is the American Dream and I am well familiar with it. While it can inspire people it also has it's downsides. You are happily ignoring the causes of poverty. Yes it's true some people just don't want to work but that's not all of it. There are many factors that cause poverty and you ignore the fact that poverty is oft a vicious circle that's hard to break out of. Education is a good way out that's why it should be affordable for everyone.

  • Yes, poverty is a vicious cycle. I have second hand experience as my mother is a social worker at a local homeless shelter for women with children. This private, non-profit organization takes women with children or pregnant, provides them a place to live, funds a college education, teaches them life skills and critical thinking skills, and helps them find a job after graduation. Their success rate is approx 95% which is significantly higher than any government run program.

  • If what you're saying is True then I applaud that program. Thing is, are such programs available throughout the entire nation? What's their capacity? My own country of The Netherlands is a prosperous free market economy + all the government services I described and more. Hence why I said a little socialism doesn't hurt and has in fact worked great for western Europe, which remained free prosperous and capitalistic in spite of a little evil lazy socialism here and there.

  • dont give me any ideas

  • Gorgon is now officially my hero

  • this can be interpreted as bush common dreams or what will happen if bankruptcies continues

  • did you notice the only thing the demcrats can say back is "Your ignorant"

  • random

  • thats rude XD

  • these are the same inorant people who want to waterbord wanda sykes for her opinion on rush?

  • yeah damn those inorant people! your and idiot...

  • I LOVE YOU GORGON <333!

  • SWEET

  • i now <3 gorgon!

  • Most people would think he would get shot but not this.

  • GO GORGON!!!!!!

    too bad this won't come true, only if it did, things would be so much better

    because the people who voted obama are gonna be the first people to whine, stuff like "oh! i didnt get my stimulus bill!" or "obama is supposed to pay my bills!" and other stuff because people that voted obama are morons and tards, screw them! yeah, i call him o-hole instead of a-hole

  • I agree with you partyly but I must say that you are being too crtical of him. He's not perfect and he's going to have his short comings. If it wasn't Obama then someone would fuss about McCain. About his economic stimulus bill, it dosn't make him the seed of all our problems. FDR is one of the greatest heroes of the 20th century and alot of Americans despised his economic stimulus plan but it helped in the LONG RUN. You must wait to see if he really did his job and stop

  • @CaptainMara YEAH!!!

  • @CaptainMara uh he ate McCain too

  • i am now gorgons biggest fan!!!!!

  • YOU GO GORGON!!!!

  • the monster hilary clinton?

  • I opened both this and the McCain one at the same time, watched the McCain one first and read the comments...

    And then I thought "Hm, I bet when I read the comments in the Obama one, there will be a bunch of morons wishing it would come true."

    Oh-and-behold, I was right.

    All the Obama hate is starting to get way too predictable.

  • Same with the Bush hate. Both are deserved.

  • Some immature comments from people on the McCain one. I think the Bush hate is way too predictable when BUSH DID NOTHING TO DESERVE IT!

    "yay!

    if only this wos real..."

    "DIE MCCAIN YOUR A FUCK!"

  • QFT

    I don't suppose there's a chance that ppl will just stop commenting on the political stuff, will they? And i mean on both ends of the spectrum. It would make reading youtube comments so much more worthwhile.

  • no,but its very important to have a civilized conversation on what affects or world (also make for great entertainment, lol).

  • ahah ah ah ah ah ah ah.........................

  • yes he's dead!

  • Gorgon the Destroyer JibJab >>

  • lol that is funny i can't stop laughing

  • Gorgon is a wuss compared to Trogdor The Burninator!

  • TROGADORRRRRRR

  • u rock gorgon

  • Yay Gorgon!

  • LOL I LOVE YOU GORGON 8D!

  • I almost wish this might happen to the entire senate and house.

  • YES!!! Thank GOD for Gorgon. Wish that would happen in real life

  • I LOVE GORGON!!

    THANK U!!

  • honestly not thier best vid but they did really good on their year reveiws cant wait for the 'o8 one =)

  • 08 came out yesterday

  • i agree with hcmdudes on this one XD

  • Lol LOVE IT!

  • oh my god this video makes me EXTRA happy

  • That gorgon sure gets hungry

  • Happy Halloween? HA! More like happy January 20 2009! Oh, I can't wait!

  • yes!! if only it whould actually happen!!

  • I LOVE IT!!!!! HAHAHA! XD

  • welcome to the year 2012......

  • God, only if this DID happen.

  • YayZ he's Dead

  • ...That was a bit racist. But thank GOD he won.

  • its not racist it is funny Obama chose to run and if he doesn't have the balls to take punches he should get a sex change. An i bet if McCain was black it would not be racist

  • Yes, it would be. There are still racists in this country, so it's not impossible. Plus, I meant to reply to bluspeed7's comment. ^^'

  • i didnt mean all white people,but when you get fired for voting for him and your boss plays it off and say it was because "you took to much time to on your lunch on the 4th" then you would fell the same as me. i could care less about this jibjab thing i find it funny. but hey thats the the way things are.

  • America is SAVED!

  • you should of sued his ass

  • rofl , just gotta love jibjab

  • UGHHHH the obama campaign is planning to overload all site and radio stations that comment obama watch out jibjab.. when obama is elected bringing troops on iraq isreal will attack iran knocking out their oil plants puting our gas prices to about $30

  • I can only wish...

  • LOL

  • all the retarded liberals on this page seem to be ok with you making fun of conservatives, as long as you don't mess with their messiah Obama.

    He is a dirty, currupt, lying muslim-

  • whats wrong with being muslim?

  • agree.just because your muslim does NOT make you a terrorist. do you even know what terrorist means? look it up in the dictionary i bet you like a thousand dollars that it does NOT have MUSLIM in it here ill look it up right now.

    ter-ror-ist

    1.a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.

    2. a person person that terrizes or frightens others

    do you see MUSLIM? nope. a terrorist can be anybody. it can b a french,a russian,an italiian,or even an american terrorist.

  • but being muslim sure raises ur chances, pure percentages

  • lol racist

  • yeah seriously

  • yeah man! speak the truth! America is screwed with the socialist in :(

  • The Palin one is funnier.

  • You're such an ignorant fag, it's actually funny XD

  • haha McCain  08!!!!!

  • Haha, you used the tiberian sun sound when the soldiers die.

  • if only it were true

  • ObAmA o8

  • Face it, you just think that voting for the black guy makes you a better person.

  • Fucking racist

  • Obama wins the presidency via hypocrisy.

  • Fuck McCain*Palin

    GO OBAMA*BIDEN!!!!

  • They're both mistakes but the lesser of the two evils is McCain...

  • You mean the less evil of McCaina nd Palin?

    Cause ya McCrap is less evil then Failin, but Obama kicks McCraps ass!!

  • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were an intelligent person...nevermind then, bye

  • damn dude you failed this time..hard

  • "damn dude you failed this time..hard" For some kid from the Netherlands, you sounds very American...stop watching so many American movies...

  • Someguy sorry but your comments about obama reveals you sort of. And there are many racists here I can see!! SO PLEASE STOP PRETENDING!! People lets fAce it we are here together (for NOW) we should find a way to get along. one can hope. THANK GOD HEAVEN IS NOT LIKE THIS!! PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY!!

  • Ahhhhhhh... this one is the best so far, but they shuda put him in a dress cuz hes a pussy liberal

  • damn right fucking liberal douchbags

  • He's a commie alright, but, you're a fucktard for being a racist.

    -Please, go flush your racist shit down the proverbial shitter.

  • Will turn us into the USSA! :D

    -I sure do want the goverment taking money from my pocket, and giving it to the Crack Addict Fucktards, that won't get a job.

  • tasty!!!

  • He doesn't LOVE terrorists, hes just friends with one.

  • Psh, hes a communist and buddy buddy with a terrorist, but hes only half a nigger. Don't give him more credit then he deserves. Other then that Right On Man!

  • Thank you for having sense.

  • NObama

  • Lousianaman68 you are dummy that is blind to the truth that Obama just might your next President. hehehehe!!! what cha gonna do then??? hehehehe!!

  • you racist cunt, hope you die!

  • YAY!!!!!!!!

  • racist remarks makes me want to puck out my guts!!!!! Please get over yourself he could be our next president!!! What u gonna do then?? Move away from the USA??? Face it peps he may win. Get ready!!!!

  • Obama isn't ready to e president. He even said it himself. I'm not a racist but almost everything that has beensaid about obama is true. I think he needs to read up on his religion. Everything e has said so far is completely against it. I am a Christian and I do not wish to offend any other religions.

  • i dont like obama but....hes not a terrorist and y call him a ....Nigggg333R

    (i dont like typing or saying that word sorry)

  • hahahaha lol!

  • it sucked

  • I very much doubt you're serious, because if you are, you're one of the most uneducated people in the US.

  • fuck Louisiana. pump your own water out next time.

  • obama 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no don't talk

  • McCain

    ------

    Palin

    :D

    Look at the monsters nipples

  • pretty dumb.  it would have been equally as dumb with any other candidate.

  • Lol

    Sometimes I wish it were true...

  • boo mcain and palin! go obama and biden!

  • ha what does Obama have??

    McCain has more experience.. what does obama have?

  • Sweet words. :(

  • all of you are raceist, and this is coming from a white person

  • Lol, Obama gets eaten by a beast and doesn't know when to shut up and stop screaming.

    Here goes our hopes for change!

    I would totally love to see Palin's face in this! Or McCain, but more so Palin.

  • thre is a palin one, its totally awesome!

  • i would so hope that would happen to him in real life

  • trust me dude you wouldn't cause if you ask everyone else from other countries like me, you would find that every one 'KNOWS' Obama is the best choice for america

  • You talk to EVERYONE in other countries? EVERYONE? I think most (NOT ALL!) foreigners that want Obama, want him for defense (or lack there of) purposes. ;)

  • Back to where he belongs!

  • Obama just got OWNED.

  • LOL eating Obama

  • if life were only like this.

  • yea lol

  • Can't you use palin'