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  • that guy is an idiot

  • Actually, 'em' is used by non-fluent Israelis to buy some time while trying to come up with the right words.

  • 74 people don't like this video.

  • at 0:38 it looks like you just saw a normal english burger.

  • Other countries SUCK my country rules man!

  • 74 don't know English.. thumbs up.. lol

  • arsehole...

  • That's rude to the people with accents but it's funny.

  • america accent :) best,

  • British Sucks!! American forevermore.....

  • @Swasome10 oh , i'm sorry too , i called you stupid , i didn't really mean it , i was just angry!

    Oh ... And i accepted your apology !

    ^______^

  • He's awesome !

    What's his name?

  • This was hilarious

  • Mother England created -

    the Australians - Good at Sport, Really good sense of humour and popular

    the Canadians - Caring, carrys out good deeds and are also very well liked

    the Americans - The Smart Arse little retard who thinks there funny but no one else laughs so they hide away in there room eating food pretending there superman and don't play the sports with the other kids

  • @DaleWF10 I kinda disagree about the Australian part. Source: Living in Sydney

  • @xtacee1990 I haven't been to Syndey I live in a town with a strong support for Rugby League and alot of Australians play for the team

    So i've talked to them :)

    I'm just going by my opinions of them lol

  • @DaleWF10 you forgot new zealand, india and belize. also, learn the difference between 'their' and 'there.' clearly you haven't mastered english. your massive generalizations are ridiculous. i'm a canadian, i know plenty of awesome americans ... and annoying canadians. grow up.

  • @missmoose100 Only mentioned the main countries England had influence on in India it was already a country with a developed socity

    and its a simple spelling mistake its a youtube comment not an Essay

    I spoke to many Americans that fit that criteria and i have never spoke to a "Annoying Candian"

    this man in the video fits the criteria of "The Smart Arse little retard who thinks there funny but no one else laughs" statement i made

  • Does anyone know the name of this comedian? And what word does he say "My belly____???? is quite itchy. Can anyone help me with either of these two questions?

  • my bellybutton :)

  • @84Rilla Oh, quite obvious. Thanks a lot!!! for the information???

  • I think you lot need to calm down. I'm English, this was funny.

    Great Britain is part of the UK and consists of Scotland, England and Wales. Nothern Ireland isn't in Great Britain.

    Britain is two countries, England and Wales and the British Isles are Ireland, Northern Ireland, England, Wales, Scotland, The Isle of Mann and the Channel Islands.

    But to be honest, as English, I'm all of these so I don't give a fuck

  • Ha. this is like that funniest thing ever!!

  • this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen,especially with the russian accent 

  • I'm English, I laughed! WHO is this comedian! I have to know, he's hilarious!

  • No ma..er how many times you watch i. you cant ge. enough

  • 1:57

    Not true, but hilarious. XD

  • he is trying too hard

  • That's not true about the Israeli accent lol

    We have weird R and T ><

  • I'm English but I find this guy's accents are pretty funny... at least these days the Americans have gotten used to the idea that we don't all live in London & we don't all know the Queen personally... oh yeah & the bowler hats & canes are a things of the past... & no we don't all talk chav or like we have a turd under our noses :-P

  • @TruthHurtsBrother A) 50% of America isn't obese. Yes people ALWAYS have to pull the same damn "America is fat" crap as if it is a clever insult or original. In reality the vast majority of America ISN'T OBESE. America has the highest obesity rate, but yet most of America isn't. B) 99% of British people's teeth look ok to you because you're British, not because they're actually ok. I think Brits just have low standards as far as teeth are concerned.

  • @Nyaprod You should also point out the irony. A British person on here said he doesn't find American humor funny, when much of American jokes about British people are about the fact that British people have no sense of humor and take everything too seriously.

  • @TruthHurtsBrother it's actually 25% obese, UK has 22% so I wouldn't be laughing.

  • irish > everyone else

  • @FirstStepToForeverx I can get behind that.

  • Can't we just all get along? Why can't we be friends?

  • fuckin' americans !!! you are the garbage of the world!!!

  • @oliviasus British people are fucking stupid bitches get over it we would kick your ass in war you fucking prick

  • @DrunksModzocom WHOA hold on there cowboy

  • @DrunksModzocom you wouldnt be able to kick shit you fucking fat cunt you're glued to your sofa with a bucket of chicken in your lap

  • @dualviper Haha we kicked your ass once and we can do it again britian is a shitty country.. fucking useless brits when you guys go to war you guys need help from america you poor as bitches

  • @DrunksModzocom beating us at a burger eating contest isnt kicking our asses and secondly britain isnt one country you fucking mong. maybe you should try looking at a world map every once in a while instead of looking at a menu you fat fucking waster hahaha

  • @DrunksModzocom also just thought id mention we didnt need your help in the faulklands did we fat boy? last time i checked its america that cant win its own wars e.g vietnam. How about we help you invade some more countries for oil so you fucking retards dont die so much hahaha

  • @dualviper Ok you have your opinion and i have my "fact" you pakistanis are usless the world would be a better place without you and you guys are a dirty country we would kick your ass and why do you think that im fat im skinny yes i know 64% of americans are fat ok but all i have to say is we had help in 2 fights that we didnt need help in we can kick anybodys ass ok look up on google or anything and it says usa is the strongest country so get legit kid england america and germany kick ass!!

  • @DrunksModzocom take your retard pill again? im not sure where you got pakistani from because i havent even mentioned them, and how can you really say that your country dont need help when the only war they fought on their own THEY LOST!! for the best army in the world you have a lot of friendly fire issues. must be because the majority of your army are inbred retards that join the army to shoot people not to defend your country

  • Who is this man ??? He's damn funny. And fuck the british !!! heheheheh

  • I like american accents most, it sounds cool and tough. The english always sound so snobbish and arrogant. And I agree with him, german accent is crap. xD

  • Do americans clap at fucking everything!

  • @silvertidebbuddy *slow clap*

  • @silvertidebbuddy Just the dumb ones. We have quite a few. (republicans)

  • People it's a joke get over it! I've seen a lot of videos making fun of Americans and you guys laugh but when it's the other way around it gets personal. It's just a joke stop taking it so personally (:

  • actually i prefer the british accent because i think they pronounce the words perfectly and that is why this accent is often used in speeches where as in the american accent people talk hastily and letters just get "chewed"

  • @Nyaprod Oh, haha!

  • @Nyaprod then why are you telling me about our humour?

  • He's not really good at the English accent but it's HILARIOUS xD

  • @Nyaprod i would know.. i am british? haha

  • Dude STFU and GTFO i'm english and i sound nothing like that what a dick head i can do a better american accent then him and he's amreican

  • @TruthHurtsBrother u mad bro?

  • @TruthHurtsBrother Have you ever been to America there are not fat people everywhere like people think. It's not 50% by the way so...

  • sue this cunt for racist comments.

  • that is fucking racist im half english and german and we dont speak like twats its just sick

  • ok now i found this funny untill he said "they spend half their day drinking tea and the other half ignoring them" that is sooo steryotypical and besides Americans say Leder instead of Letter

  • 1:03 u sound like a chav lol p.s I hate tea lol p.s not all British boys are ugly e.g all the members of one direction btw u said identity wrong

  • It's not that funny... lol

  • What about the word herbs?

    Why is the 'H' silent in america?

  • @WhamBamThankYouMadam like...hour, honor, honest, heir, homage...

  • @pk33617 the last word is dependent on region, but the rest of the words you mentioned are universally pronounced without the "H" sound.

    What I meant to really to say was why is the "H" in herbs silent in america. I think it's word noting that the guy in the video is only using cockney slang to talk about english and not standard english. However the irony is that american accents also don't pronounce the "T" in later.

    anyway...i've passed the point of caring anymore

  • @TruthHurtsBrother dude its fucking comedy calm down lol. your taking this way to srsly. im sure British comedians make fun of Americans all the time

  • I am from Thailand, I want to tell you to, go to Fuck yourself man, you can't criticize to English's feature.

    You are dumb asssssssssssssss go to fuck youself in hell

  • 1:38 sounds more like Apu from The Simpsons (at least in the Spanish version)

  • The comedian's name is Eli Gold, if anyone wants to know.

  • would anyone beat the shit into this guy and rob him if they saw him on the street? lol

  • can't imagine when this guy speak russian.... 

  • He's stereotyping, and it is funny, no matter how wrong it is XD

  • Ridiculous hahaha. Sounds like Affleck doing Boston accent.

    PA-AAA-AK

    Piece of advice: no nasal twang. No "uh" in the way. No sentences ending high but fading (avoid theValley girl). Try and listen to Nick Clegg (upper class accent, still not so posh as David Cameron's). Try and listen to Sir Michael Caine so as to warp you a bit into popular pronunciation.

    The average might be a good approach to a Southern British accent.

    If you want a northern one, go watch the funny "The Full Monty"

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  • theres no such thing as an 'english accent' we have so many accents that vary across england...

  • @TheComputingSolution He's joking, this guy sucks at comedy though. We have better comedians, he knows stereotypes aren't true.

  • @Jacob7inch Well, as an American I simply cannot be as intelligent as you and must bow to your superior intellect. The same superior intellect that spelled the word "majority" wrong when trying to insult someone. Good on you

  • @Swasome10 j agree that every nation has their stereotypes. But where did you get the stereotype about "lazy Mexicans"? I can honestly say that Mexicans are probably one of the most un-lazy cultures.

  • @Zephyr920 I think I got the "lazy Mexican" off of an episode of South Park.

  • Right, If you are from the Louisiana area try learn the English East Yorkshire accent you will find it easier If you are from the California area try English West Country accent because they are easy to convert to your native accent etc, The Received Pronunciation and Cockney accents you always try are dreadful find the accent for you! I am from Hull that is East Yorkshire and I can do your southern accents as its just mine slowed down with a very few tweeks England is a big place too! lol!

  • just another example of americain arrogance and unfounded superiority based on nothing because they're all mutants of other countries:)

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  • "they look dumb, with the crooked teeth and wacky hair" yeah and americans are fat, ignorent, arrogent, homophobic, racist, islamaphobic, religious fanatics a mojority of which refuse to accept basic scientific facts. go fuck yourself cunt

  • @jacob7inch whoa so hostile

  • @jacob7inch Relax its a comedy show. Every country has its bad stereotype. The United Kingdom has bad teeth. The Americans are fat. The Germans are nazis. The French are pussies. The Canadians say "eh" a lot. The Australians all act like Steve Erwin. The Irish are drunks. The Russians act like Russians. The Japanese all build robots. The Chinese have small man parts. The Mexicans are lazy. The Indians all live in slums. The Dutch are potheads. Everyone from the Middle East are terrorist.

  • @Swasome10 and everyone knows they're 100% true.

  • @Swasome10 Excuse me??? you don't have the right to say that ALL the Middle East are terrorist !!! you should watch out what you are saying! so behave yourself and stop acting SMART !!! cause saying : " Everyone from the Middle East are terrorist " is the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life, and that proves how STUPID you are!

    you are a piece of SHIT human being!

  • @multiCandygirl95 You really understand sarcasm, don't you :D

  • @ehwhatyeah No , that wasn't sarcasm , that was really RUDE!

  • @multiCandygirl95 I'm sorry you took offense, but I was just stating some of the common stereotypes in the world. I didn't really mean any of it.

  • @jacob7inch Yeah well were a nation of English immigrants, so we are pretty close to you both genetically and culturally. All the religious zealots in this country originally came from England, the puritans came to America to escape from your society. They then proceeded to massacre the native peoples of this land, and helped shape a culture of religious bigotry and ethnic intolerance. You can see a similar type of behavior in the settlers of Australia.

  • @timboslice001 I meant to say you can see a similar attitude towards indigenous peoples in the settlers of Australia. As for as I'm aware Australia Is nowhere near as religious as America, but I could be wrong :p

  • @jacob7inch Now that's not to say that there are not a fair amount of Americans who still strive to preserve these outdated modes of thinking. I'm just pointing towards the origins of these cultural dispositions, and the vast majority of these attributes came from England. We are not all raving idiots. Even in the south you still find people who can understand the scientific method. I live in the bible belt, and guess what I'm not a Christian.

  • Kinda funny how on a vid I just watched that ripped on Americans had alot of positive comments about how funny it was but on this one everyone is soo offended :P

  • He has just shown us that americans ARE stupid.

  • Racist much?

  • We dont drink tea like the queen , eat scones ,watch the queen anymore -.-' !

  • I found this quite funny,I'm English,but why can't Americans do a good english accent?

  • @georgesullivansparks because they speak english not american and it confuses their little brains.

  • @georgesullivansparks same reason the English can't do a good American accent.

  • @georgesullivansparks because we rely on people that we THINK can do them well.

  • @georgesullivansparks Some can. I've heard that Daniel Davis' Niles accent on the Nanny sounded really authentic. Reportedly even some British viewers suggested that Charles Shaughnessy (who is British) should take accent lessons from Daniel Davis (who is not British).

    Most Brits probably can't do a good American accent either. The accents are just so different it's hard to train yourself to speak differently.

    I sometimes have a hard time telling whether accents are real or faked.

  • @georgesullivansparks haha why can't english people do a good american accent?

  • @georgesullivansparks

    They can't copy English accent because they don't really know how does it sound like. Russians , for an example, speak way difrently than u can hear in the movies. And the movies prity much dictate how does a nation speak ( wich cant be right) so its har to imitate. Trust me i know people tought i was russian , italian and spanish . sorry for the spelling .

  • @georgesullivansparks Some of us can, but I could say the same thing about British people being terrible at American accents. I do agree though, that this guy sucks at the English accent.

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  • @georgesullivansparks Well I've seen British people do horrible American accents with that said why bother trying.

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  • @georgesullivansparks He does good english accent. Better english that most of you can do american accent!

  • they spend half of their time on TEAs and other half ignoring them.. LOL!

  • Nice One.. Applause! Applause!

  • I like British accent, sounds like scientists or something, but is hard to understand

    American accent is simple, sounds like American, and its easy to understand.

  • who is this guy? he's frickin' hilarious!!!!!!

  • AMERICA is the ENTIRE CONTINENT ASSHOLE

  • @izcalli67 Dipshit North America and South America are separate continents.

  • haha this is funny

  • Whos this guy??? (his name)

  • @bruperina ELON GOLD

  • @animeangel58 This guy is just Hilarious!!!!

  • youtube.com/watch?v=MROaDfuMW-­g&feature=related

    REAL RUSSIAN accent

  • that just fucked me off big time. americans cant fuck off!! its the way we speak. how about he comes to uk and take the piss then

  • @welshskaterzz Chill the fuck out, man.

    This is from an englishman.

  • Might be because I'm a Brit, but thats a fucking terrible Southern English accent.

  • Who's this guy`? :D

  • You're so talented. Love this video.

  • God bless America for our accent =)

  • He is terrible at doing accents especially the English accent.

  • @MiniBristow but he's funny

  • He's right about Russian. I studied it for a few months and I could never get my mouth around those Y sounds.

  • Americans....God's biggest joke.

  • @thatguywiththeegg God, just a joke. As well as religion.

  • haha "i look frightening..." IKR THEY SOUND SMART ALL THE TIME! GOSH! rofl

    and i bet the israelis want M&Ms, who doesnt? but arent they just saying "umm" alot?

  • I have never heard anyone in Britain speak like that.

  • iTs like the le__ers donT even ma__er! lol :)

  • His accents were SHIT

  • There is no such thing as a 'British' accent... it's impossible. Britain is made up of 3 and a half different countries. And all have DIFFERENT accents, it's either an English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh accent... cant be all at once!

  • american accent all the way

  • This stereotypical British accent is getting old..

  • lol that is a terrible 'british' accent

  • to me american accent sound intelligent... while british accent sound arrogant...

  • @ImperialEarthEmpire i think you got the countries mixed up...

  • @TraceurRyuk that would be the cockney accent you're thinking of. Like 'southern' is different from the standard American accent, so is cockney to the English accent to eng

  • One thing that bothers me about British accents is how they sometimes pronounce "th" as an F sound.

  • @TraceurRyuk

    That's not accent, that's just the way some people speak, usually because of a speech impediment. My sister, for example, can't pronounce the 'th' in 'truth' but can pronounce the 'th' in 'that' and 'the'.

  • thaaat duudeee is sooo funnyyy =))

  • LOL this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! XD

  • i likie how its only american men that make fun of british people ...just saying

  • @grunth08 yea i agree, american girls love british guys. thats a fucking big ass fact. i remember when i was over there visiting my cousians and there all girls" they was all over me and asking me to say all these differant words like i was ET or somethin. and when i got home and i unpacked my suitcase i found i love you letters in my suitcase and phone numbers facebooks from the girls n shit, bitches been in my suitcase, i think they pretended to go to toilet or sumfin slipped it in yano. crazy

  • its funny how he talks about how us British sometimes dont pronounce our T's and yet Americans sound like they say 'Ledder' for 'Letter' or 'madder' for 'Matter' so you guys cant pronounce T's either. :D

  • @Satyr910 I think he meant by you can't really hear the T's sometimes. But yes, you're right we pronounce T's like D's.

  • This was so funny, loved the Russian!

  • @yachk your actually gonna try justify how an english word is spelt in england to be wrong? you know that place the word came from and where the language came from? its called england and the language is english, coincidence? silly americans changing how english words are said and spelt and then arguing that the original way is wrong

  • @NDFJay I apologize for the ignorance of my people! I'm American, proud of it, but that doesn't mean that I have to be an idiot about it, I may even watch more British TV than I do American haha, ignore the idiots!

  • @silentxinsanityy

    Don't apologize for the ignorant people of your country man, I understand that its only a small minority or U.S.A that are like that and they let down the rest of your country, it's the same over here, I'm British and I watch more American T.V than I do English, I was reading what that @gigens123 guy wrote and i agree with what he said because it was true but he did it in the wrong way but yeah my point is ever country has a few people that let the rest of the people down

  • @NDFJay Yeah, jokes like this should make us come together and give us the ability to laugh at ourselves, sheesh!

  • @silentxinsanityy

    I know what you mean man, these video's are listed under comedy, they are here so that everyone can enjoy and laugh at them, from the beginning you can see he's being funny and telling jokes to make people laugh and that should make all of us come together and laugh with each other British or American there's no need for the abuse towards the other side, i would understand if he just singles out England and abused us but he didn't so why cant everyone just laugh and be friends

  • @NDFJay I like the way you think! What American shows do you watch? Anything in particular?

  • @silentxinsanityy

    no nothing really in particular i just stream abc family CBS and NBC, I know this sounds really bad but i quite enjoy watching secret life and 9 lives of chloe king, what about you what British shows do you watch? anything in particular?

  • @NDFJay That's great, I used to love Secret Life, but I stopped watching it, I just recently got into Doctor Who, but I am hooked to it! I also watch a lot of the talk shows, Graham, Jonathan Ross, Parkinson, O'Grady, Alan Carr, Top Gear, etc lol

  • @silentxinsanityy

    thats awesome, i love secret life, summer finale is on monday :( lol but yeah those show's are awesome, esp alan carr and paul o'grady, you should look up Q.I, mock the week and russle howards good news but yeah you should download all the seasons of doctor who, the earlier ones are the best lol

  • @NDFJay Ah yes I'm planning on watching the old episodes of Doctor Who, I'm all caught up with the recent episodes... I've seen some QI, I'll give the other ones a try! The set up of the shows is great, over here talk shows become boring after a while, but people like Graham do silly things that keep you entertained!

  • @silentxinsanityy

    lol true but yeah i think you will like russle howards good news and mock the week, basically they take the recent news and turn it into comedy, its really cleaver and funny

  • One day...

    All of britain will get together....

    AND EGG THAT BITCHES HOUSE!

  • This guy doesn't even know the British accent