Opie & Anthony: ShamWow

[lucidwebpress]

but... Germans DID make good cars and rockets and concentration camps, didn't they?

[falcione]

@lucidwebpress Ohh, literal lucidwebpress!

[boothesquirrel]

I've complained for my money back on $4

[Talloweed]

I lost it at Anthony's Mr. Haney impression.

[ghostwhiskey]

"youre gonna love my nuts"

[livardo]

The Germans DO make great machinery nowadays but who gives a shit about a sheet.

[liquid49286]

When I grow up- i wanna sell snakeoil

[jadedmastermind]

You'd think the sham in shamwow would be a pretty big tip off.

[Rm0ran]

ShamWows need to be moist for it to work well.

When they are dry they are horrible.

[AdamIowa89]

@Rm0ran I can think of another thing that shares the same traits

[MrQuestionAuthority]

It's good at removing fingerprints but doesn't absorb large pools of blood and semen worth a shit.

[TheCorporalClegg]

the shamwow is fucking amazing, i dont care what anybody says

[Jerod16]

Setting glasses of water on the floor? Does he not have a fucking table?

[holytroz]

lolllllllll.. it picks up about as well as a plastic bag

[chifour66]

Someone gave me a bunch of them as a gag gift, and they actually work fairly well. Not like that crap they say on tv, but decently. I wouldnt buy them, but hey, as a gift, I have gotten worse crap.

[mkrsk]

This is a SHAM where the GERMan makers say "WOW! We pulled it off selling our crap to these dumb Americans" LOL

GERMan quality is going downhill anyway.

[nsewx]

the french got us with high cost water bottles.

[bigbagron]

@mkrsk Dumb.

[ajr4888]

I love the fact that the guy who sold a glorified plastic bag to a bunch of white trash idiots got arrested for beating a prostitute.I can see it now:

"Bitch I sell SHAM-WOWS! Who the fuck are you to charge ME money for sex?! YOU WHORE! *insert Mike Tyson punching sounds*"

[ajr4888]

To add to my comment,I wonder if a Sham-wow can efficiently wipe up hooker blood after you belt her in the chops for being lippy.

[CarrotHead34]

my friend's family got their dad it for a gag gift. i slept over at his house, through the night we check it (we put it in a bowl of water) and it barely got shit. might as well just use fuckin TISSUE PAPER for Christ's sake....

[DSMtsi23]

wiping up water with a plastic bag.LOL

[DonBakon]

hahahaha ant got owned by yimmi

[scarface3131983]

love how the Sham wow dude got arrested for domestic abuse!!! hahahah

[Wiitrack]

YOU KNOW GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF! yeah, scamwows, cars, rockets, concentration camps

[invitationofchaos]

barbeque grills

[Wiitrack]

yeah lol

[kracmonster]

ovens...

[Wiitrack]

lol they also made volkswagen

[K4800M3R5]

shit porn

[dunkinconstruction]

uhh beamer, mercedes. yeah those are shitty products

[LoveDemon813]

dammit! my name is mercedes!!!!!!! F U

[ghostwhiskey]

@Wiitrack i think that every time

[XeloX2]

@Wiitrack concentration camps are not actually a german invention :P

[HMSblinkin]

FIRST POST IN TWO DAYS

[eddiechicago]

I am SOOOO HAPPY that I am not the only person who noticed the horrible cut with the carpet.

[Ferreira018]

So true....That guy from the infomercial is such a douche....lol.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Watch your kids better, set your baby next to the hot oven with the door open and forget it. Set it and forget it!

[TheGroundBeef]

white trash idiots!!!!

im white trash

[sniper6081]

From the plastic to the cardboard tube because I just don't care. Fantastic.

[WikedJuggal0]

and of course its bill burr who doesnt even know how to use a towel

[Arrowdodger]

I honestly don't know what to say. My friend's works.

Funny, still.

[Bgoff27]

Those germans...they make great furnaces...

[MoPapparani]

lmao....they dress real snazzy, too!

[cottodabodykill]

@Bgoff27 oh do they ever! enough to keep every jew warm in the building

[WikedJuggal0]

lol omg i might as well be using the plasic bag the wipe up water