cockneys get a cab

[MightyMitchx]

They were all basic cockney slang. What alot of dry lunches

[hazardous1990]

I got a right moody boat

[TINGLEY123]

if u did that in leeds the driver wud av pulled ur wig off, southern fairys, the cho wi long hair looks like skeletor

[DeanRoof1]

@TINGLEY123 Cheers mate, I had just spent a month in hospital after major surgery when we filmed this, so yes, had dropped a fair bit of weight!

[TINGLEY123]

@DeanRoof1 u wud b bk in ozzy again if u tried takin a leeds driver 4 a baked bean like that

[DeanRoof1]

@TINGLEY123 something tells me you've missed the point/humor of these sketches!!

[thatzombieplace]

i'm proper naughty

[MyMcDnb]

These are shit and who the fuck says "I've got a right moody boat" ? What a load of shit

[miserableoldcunt]

I'm afraid they wouldn't have walked away from my cab intact. it would have gone horribly wrong for them.

[TINGLEY123]

gareth gates ur a sausage fuck off ,,,,

[slodere]

snatch?

[spoonermate]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? haha

[bettypro]

great vids, but they are missing the most common cockney insult ...KANT !!!

[giz1aeon]

hahaha

[carmicheal7]

One of the guys in this video eat alot more then 13 spuds!

[TINGLEY123]

All ov u wud get slapped with an hotdog, southern cunts

[markgates2]

@TINGLEY123 ur a brave cunt on youtube lol

[pvccat1]

open you up like a lemon ..... lol " rolls on carpet laughing "

[dbzrulesok]

DRY SLAP

[kd84afc]

all these people are cunts!! simple as!!!

[vNitroz]

13 SOVS!

[gazbombjermany]

were the fuck are we?

[andrejkvasnica]

subtitles and translation, please ;)

[nrgman676]

your a mug

[mar102399]

You are a prized plum! You mug!

Ha, I'm a plum mug from England... Made in China...

[KanoAsei]

It just starts off great... "do wat?"

[tom125226]

just over battersea bridge.proper funny

[Zeneternity]

Classic!!!!

[hazardous1990]

13 RIDGE??

[nrgman676]

your a mug

[lilluke153]

LOL at the chinese man!!

[sassrach1]

Does everyone in the UK understand cockney? I know we all understand Ebonics here in the US regardless of where you live so I'm just wondering if it's the same :)

[nrgman676]

do you want a dri slap???

[nrgman676]

your all mugs

im a moody geezer

[21nyknicks]

SHETTUP!!

[Kodama867]

What's Doctor Cox doing speaking Cockney?

[puertorican1883]

13 Sovs?!

[drsmokesweed]

DO what?

[mike2k90]

DRY SLAP

[SignorelliGabriella]

I love this accent, you're great :) !!

[1878EFC2008]

erm don't know how to break this to the Channelbee crew but the rest of the world is not even remotely interested in cockney slang.

WE don't find it funny. We don't find it clever. We don't find it impressive.

Please, please stop.

[stevenjruk]

@1878EFC2008 So you can speak for the rest of the world? cool meight. fuck off watching it then, this is hilarious

[HiFiveAmigo]

@1878EFC2008 I actually find this quite funny and hilariously interesting to watch. And I'm going to watch it again. So I guess you're wrong.

[drsmokesweed]

what the fuck is a dry slap

[EzofRa]

WOW shitheads. "I think they're Australian" followed by "I LOVE the Welsh accent". You're watching this video and don't even realise that Cockney is a nickname for a Londoner. A "Turkish" is short for a "Turkish bath" which rhymes with/equalling "laugh" which is Cockney rhyming slang. Look it up if you're not too busy thinking that Belgium is part of Holland or whatever.

[sibbo8888]

there aint one cockney there, DRY FUCKING LUNCHES

[MikeKojot]

What's the title of song in the beginning of the video?

[LeeJHooker]

Where the fuck are we? 1.07

[tomsavageproduction]

hahahaha the ridiculous thing is this is SO true! Btw people cockeys are english not welsh WTF!?

[TheRealTrueClan]

Or Maybe They're English? DUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[jonleesevenfive]

there not welsh there ozzys i think,,

[UnOxonien]

@jonleesevenfive AUSTRALIAN!? HAHA

[Petrolface]

i'm from california and i just LOVE the welsh accent.

[UnOxonien]

@Petrolface HAHA WELSH!?

[JoshW342]

This has gotta be set up, are they actors or?

[burkepa]

dick turpin??? i nearly pissed meself when he said that lol lol

[ssoab]

Are you having a turkish? what?

[sofakingdrunk66]

You Welsh guys are very funny..

[Murchadha215]

One of the most incredible things about Cockney accent is that they all have a very similar voice.

[agitipop]

Dry slap!

[ArionSAS]

Dick Turpin! ROFL

[carrotsandnutella]

you mug

you're a mug

you fucking mug

XD

[gooner240191]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[stoweyz]

let'S' me auta ere nahh

[stoweyz]

qualityyyyyyyyyy

[stoweyz]

you gotta love the gloves!!

[mdirtydogg]

Am a propah naughty geezer. Who are you,Dick Turpin?LMHO.Keep them coming lads.

[JamesEngland60]

Not funny.

[royc1]

1:24 sounds more like Michael McIntyre than a cockney.

[XxRoFlMaN197xX]

fuckin mug

[upnthemorninway2soon]

what-the-fuck-are-they-speakin­g

[FannySmellis]

dick turpin

[anjelicknight1]

lets me out of here now!, your bang out of order, are you pulling my pisser you plum,

[anjelicknight1]

damn brits are ugly and weird!

[ukbarney1]

@anjelicknight1 erm not really

[Ollie1949]

@anjelicknight1 where u from then pretty boy/girl

[TheCockyCunts]

fuck nigga

[MrBarkerjam]

are you fuckin muggin me off? MELT

[dududugary]

DICK TURPIN ! lmaoooo

[cuzMTVsaidso]

lmao

[jacktls26]

where the fuk are we lmfao ?

[TomK2k9]

13 paaand !

[Sabotaz80xx]

This isn't real cockney, just fat pikeys swearing.

[Robmwe]

0:55 - blatent hamlet fag

[radiationphilc]

What the fuck is going on?

[radiationphilc]

DRY SLAP!

[Joshsyndrome]

LOL

[curryADD]

wtf are they calling him? a mug? like a muggle? rofl. droiyyyy slap!

[AimeeTwist]

@curryADD no not a muggle lol

[smythe0001]

'you ain't got the knowledge...priceless!

[deadlyram2k6]

IM A GEASER ARNT I

[CardinalRichelieu92]

I'm not english, what does mean "much" at the end of a sentence?

[fez41]

@CardinalRichelieu92 'How much?' = 'Combien de?'/'Vos costen?'/ 'Quanto?'

[monkey1monk]

A prize plum hahaha

[ladylindsay416]

DRY SLAP

[honestlord]

lmfao dryslap lol

[silvercommando1]

I'll open you up like a lemon. Fucking love these videos

[NorthWestSkateTeam]

just every time he that one guy says dry slap i pissed my self

[grahampl]

Ice Cream Firm!

[bizzyli]

there is nothing naughty about the beanie one

[AimeeTwist]

@bizzyli he's the best one

[cantsleep1894]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" lol. in every video i laugh at that bit. LOL

[Liam2621]

wheresw the best place to find cockneys? i think there great

[gf5608]

call it £13 quid ay gav

[mfc07]

IM PROPA NAUGHTY :D

[007toft007]

ur a fuking prize plum

[PureEvil122]

what the fuck is going on lol

[flobadaba]

Not being funny but most of those numptys couldnt do our cockney impression, especially the fuckpig in the beanie i think he was a bit off his rocker.

[fraser8003]

i agree his is so shit

[imaCuntSoFuckYou]

lmao u pullin ma pisser?!

[Jbells1]

"I'm naughty" Dry slap son! Ill open you up like a lemon.. Im a geezer!

[222cmu]

you are a prize plum

[thisisridicularse]

one of them is bare posh tryna be cockney

[jayforrester123]

Which one do you think? One of them is my mate from school and I'd love it if you thought it was him ha ha

[LondonCasual90]

Haha

[AshBouch88]

Are you pulling my pisser haha quality

[benham10]

so so funny!

[lou300]

"Are you muggin' me orf, son?!"- I bloody love it! :)

[graemelesaux]

DRY SLAP!!

x

[JamesGingell]

I am a proper naughty geezer. Love the cockneys!

[rixybabes]

Lmao!

Classic!