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  • Im a bit confused by this video, I thought the Vauxhall clitoris redtop was supposed to be quick???

  • @E36euro they are id say this is way down on power and completely stock can tell by the sound of it

  • he needs petrol

  • Could you change the title to 0-95? (Actually, to "95 on the speedo, so probably more like 91-2) So yeah, not that fast really although I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, you were held up a bit :)

  • @cei321123 i shit you not..i don't own the thing anymore, i should of done a video of it, trust me it went like a rocket

  • If it aint jap it's scrap!

  • my corsa 1.4 8v does 50 in second so your red top is shit if it only does slightly more.....

  • @phinch1 60... what it does in the gear is almost irelavant.

  • @Markyboi1992

    from a red top i expected more

  • @cei321123 the old volvo i had weighs in a 2 tonne and the 2.0 engine in it can get it to 85mph in 2nd gear...thats your 0-60 time knackered..

  • @1700iDiGuy called high gear ratio's not fast car, gawd u really dont know anything about cars do ya?

  • @BanginnTUNESx I don't claim to be a mechanic. i know enough of how to work on my own cars, and preventative maintenance, usual bog standard maintenance, body repairs, touch ups, spark plugs etc.. Yes gear ratios can be something to do with it. but it will still be quicker, as the ratios are different... sore loser.

    Are you one of these daft buggers who thinks by putting on a set of bike carburetors instead of the standard injection system will produce more power? I do not modify cars.

  • @BanginnTUNESx Do you?...please tell me you're not the type to stick a huge filter and a huge exhaust on a car then fiddle with the ' injection mapping ' and uprated suspension and brakes? My volvo was 100% stock and 23 years old...i laughed at feeble attempts of skinhead spotted face teenagers trying to overtake in their corsa's clios, fords. etc.. bring them on.

  • @1700iDiGuy Nope, im not that kind of guy cos 1.. i dont drive yet and to i wouldnt wanna make myself look like a right dick

  • @BanginnTUNESx Good, thats nice to hear, better learn to drive soon before petrol does run out and we have to drive crappy electric hybrids. I'm not a know it all, some things i don't fully understand, gearboxes for example, too many mathematics and things going on!, Ignition Brakes Carburetors Exhausts Body work - i.e. rust proofing, removal, repair, filling sanding. Oil, additives, Detailing, washing/wax, Chokes, cold start systems, reading plugs, coolant, etc this is my experience :)
  • @1700iDiGuy you can not "fiddle" with injection mapping unless you have a programmable ecu, like on race/track/rally cars & they cost big money & ripspeed dont sell them before you say you can get them there, do you really think that your shit old ovlov is fast? t5`s arnt that fast. theres a huge difference in building a car for motorsport & some kid building a bodykitted 1.1 saxo for cruses to mc`deez...

  • @stonedjunglist ripspeed? i wouldnt know what they sell or what products they do.... as far as i'm concerned thats boyracer crap, like i said i like to keep my car stock, i've never modified a car in my life.

  • its not bad for a 1st car tbh

  • @stonedjunglist no not really, but if he's clearly driving like a cunt on the "motor way" he clearly drives like a a twat everywhere else, resulting in him getting speeding tickets, points on his license even crashing his car meaning that new/ young drivers insurance increases because they stereotype us to all be twats like him :)

  • @ryang556 how do you know any of what you said is true?

  • This is why new drivers insurance costs so much, wankers like this.

  • @ryang556 so new drivers insurance costs lots because some one did a hole 100mph on the motorway? hows that work out then? he didn't crash it, or even drive dangerously did he!!! redtop corsas do 150mph without any engine mods to a redtop, & he could of drove it like a total cunt, but he wasn't, obviously you are a idiotic little kid that has to pay £1000+ to get insurance on a 1.1 saxo with a gay body kit that gets his arse whoop by corsas with c20xe power alot... hahaha u Muppet :)

  • @stonedjunglist saxo's, nova's corsa's...all cheapy girls car for shopping...making it go faster is just another way of showing your obession of power and also you dream to own a car that won't make you look like a douche.

    Get a real car and put your money in the fuel tank rather than on crappy plastic add ons that actually make you look more like 'one of those tossers in a souped up car'

  • @1700iDiGuy you dont have a clue about cars mate...

  • @BanginnTUNESx oh, i'm sorry, i actually DON'T KNOW anything about souping up cars...if i want power i buy it that way, i don't buy a half knackered used car, smear it with superglue and drive it through halfords tacky modification section... if that is what you are trying to tell me...

    I drive luxury and comfort, power is not in my intentions, come to think of it, they don't make body kits for volvo's...

  • @1700iDiGuy lol i drive a evo4, so what are you on about? telling me to "get a real car & put your money in the fuel tank rather than on crappy plastic add ons that actually make you look more like 'one of those tossers in a souped up car'" ????? yes i know about corsa redtops, as i have one as a track car. it has no plastic shit on & can make my evo look very silly around a track.......your ignorance just proves you know fuck all!

  • @stonedjunglist you drive an evo4, so clearly you dont drive around like the 'tossers' i described. Its the kids that fly around trying to race anything and everything they see on the roads that i'm talking about. chill out!

  • these corsas are pretty fast but u have remember that 0-60 isnt everthing, id rather not sit in a fast car which interior looks like a 15 year old Afghan public toilet!!

  • @pick1e

    you obviously arent a petrol head then if you think 0-60 isnt everything and you like a luxurious interior.

    0-60 and good handling is what makes a real fast car, your the kinda person that would drive a big gay merc or range rover lol

  • @ScottishScoobs Petrol head? You fucking tard. I'd rather have a merc or range rover over a fucking corsa.

  • @LunchtimeLoonies you are obviously just a typical paki bastard then, i dont like corsa's much either but i dispise big poofy nigger mobiles like range rovers and mercs, they are for posers and show offs.

    why did you watch this vid if you dont like corsa's, ya fucking wierdo.

  • @ScottishScoobs Paki bastard? Nice one numpty. Nigger mobiles? Fuck me...stereotyping at its worst then. I wanted to watch a 0-60 and clicked on this as the first thing, Scottish? Haggis eating, hairy balled, thick twat then. Go back to watching Braveheart and thinking that's real history you dumb cunt. Is this a stereotypical enough comment for you you fucking retard?

    I could carry on all day but the fact of the matter is that you are ONE dumb cunt. How is a range rover a show offs car? haha

  • @LunchtimeLoonies dumb? least i have a job you english cunt, least up here we can have fat cars without worrying about the local wannabe gangsters tryig to steel them ya cock!

    and how can a scottish steriotype be "thick twat" when we have a much better track record for inventing stuff.

    away and sign on the dole you english cunt

  • @ScottishScoobs

    'At least i have a job'....hmmmm...just because you collect trollies, that doesn't count as a job.

    You obviously don't understand what stereotype means. Check the dictionary. My response was written in the same language you wrote in your previous post.

    I'm guessing you're a sad, angry man and this is your vent.

  • @ScottishScoobs hmmmm. can you say retard? stereotypical n umb cunt again.

  • cant really call this a flat out 0 to 100 time. doesnt do the engine justice this vid

  • how can you say its slow it was about 7 seconds thats pretty fast

  • slow for such a little small pos

  • this sean bloke is a cunt im gettin bord of you fuck off u ignorant dumb ass cunt

  • thats pretty slow, i had a 13 year old car with 170k miles on the clock that did it faster than that, and you didnt even hit 100mph...

  • that not sean 215bhp lol my gt4 would rip his car hes a cocky cunt

  • haha my car wud hang wiv urz an u no it

  • but his car isnt rover so you should fuck off

  • oldboi1 why dont you just die

  • @sxxxyshaun :L:L:L you drive a rover, unlucky for you

  • should of seen this kids face when i beat him in his corsa xe in my old 106 gti lol

  • You never actually made it to 100.

  • my tomcat coupe wud smoke that! :P 215bhp!!

  • what gear box is in it

  • is your redtop standard? if not what mods have you done?

  • i am a bell end

  • That didn't seem too quick.

  • agreed

  • @caraddiction its quick for what it is, did you come on this video expecting a 3 second 0-60?

  • @caraddiction for like a £1,000 Car.. and possibly without turbo kit , just engine and other parts adding to £700 max.. i think thats quick for roughly £1,700.

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