Marcus Brigstocke - Planet Corduroy (6of8)

[dylandior123]

Tigger's my favourite.

:)

[westcountrypromotor]

@justtopissuoff You read the Mail don't you? Don't ask how I know, I just know.

[gabters]

lol he's so good at accents!!

[zmdouble007]

why is there a comment on every video saying "shit crowd", "hard crowd" etc....either everyone is deaf or people do not recognise how laughter sounds....

[beefy69]

hes not anti american hes anti ignorent not all americans are sheep just like in britain

[ShanksDChopper]

@beefy69 Hear hear.

[beefy69]

he isnt anti american hes anti arsehole

[owmycheek]

hahaha he nailed ireland:L

[Kathilisi]

He's brilliant! I love the accents he puts on. They sound pretty genuine to me!

[FAComedy]

Lol haven't laughed so hard in my life. Not at the video but at the comments. What a hilarious argument between PureDrivel and gellis. God somebody lock those two in a room together you can bet the outcome will be side splitting.

[amylove999]

He is hilarious and handsome... thanks for posting.. and as an American.. he is about spot on.. and I am an American..

[vinniechan]

I went to Paris and I got a feeling the French didn't give a crap about their Disney.

[treytoshable]

seriously. only laughed at fucking scooby doo!

[Krad787]

Why do the english hate the french? I never get that joke.

[maganashi]

@Krad787 We don't necessarily hate the French, it's just a joking topic.

[hornetobiker]

@maganashi Dinnae include us in tha' ye sassenach. : )

[maganashi]

@hornetobiker heheh

[surrendermonkeys]

@Krad787 Not hate, just rivalry. A lot of wars between the two throughout history plus most ppl dislike the French, lol.

[SirSillyBumfluff]

@Krad787 I personally hate the French because of them being arrogant and snobbish. I'm not saying that the Brits can't be pricks but the French are very up themselves.

[ortonlegend]

worst crowd ever

[frusciante39]

that textbook bit cracked me up, his accents are all quality

[ghostdome]

this guy is a fucking genius !!! =)))))

[McSnydee]

was the mic working properly or what ! how can u be just sat there an not be laughing so hard u cry an ur jaw aches ? tough crowd ! this mans hilarious FACT !

[asulei]

Brigstocke isn't anti anything I would have thought, I think he's just pro common sense! Re: America he's said before he loves the idea of America but considers it "broken", lol. I'm sure many people would agree.

Love this part from the clip:

Hello, welcome to Euro Disney, have a nice day..you SHIT, look at you...SHITTY English family with your SHITTY  children. Get in there, you will love it, it is SHIT!

[30Galleons]

THAT'LL BE'A 78'A BILLION LIRA!

[crazyshadows95]

I am american lol and i agree with everyting said about bush retarted kid with a jar of wasps

[surferstapleton]

His Irish accent is really good :D

[juliecranford]

england is part of europe, why does he say "next to"?

[Vault101Reject]

because we're not connected to the rest of it by land,i guess.

England is only physically connected to Wales and Scotland.

[DomWeasel]

@juliecranford

The old British mindset that as an island nation, the British isles are seperate from the continent. We're not in Europe, we're an entirely seperate entity, like Austrailia.

[juliecranford]

george w gump.

[GotenksJr]

Gotta love 8:05

[juliecranford]

why?

[GotenksJr]

Because its restrained anger done by playing on the some old rivalries and I put it at the beginning of the Euro Disney part because its better to hear the entire section rather than just the impersonation alone, its better than doing what most do which is put it after the bit they mean or half way through

[juliecranford]

I thought you were refering to the part where he called himself an idiot.

[GotenksJr]

Oh XD NP

[spartanses]

shit crowd

[happeninholly]

I know! I've been laughing my head off at everything! The crowd are so subdued.

[punkrockervedz]

he is so funny!! why is no one laughing!!!

[lezvarthok]

im from germany and once again I am embarrased by our Merkel. standardised history books ? please no, we have only half a page about vietnam at high education wtf, no we need better history books, not spreading our books. and for sure I dont want that EU parlament write history books. hell no.

[happyjellyfish]

"We want to be near Europe, but not RUN by Europe -- IN Europe, but further away -- BY Europe, but at approximately 21 miles, maximum, minimum distance -- CLOSE to Europe, but paddling North, essentially-"

Such a legend. Hilarious and spot on XD

[jeanlab]

6:48, I'm insultet!! bwahaha. Mark made Belgium famous

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Man, that is one tame audience.

[Gellis2009]

Lol that would be incredibly ironic if it was true as the BBC stands for BRITISH Broadcasting channel

[puredrivel]

BBC actually stands for British Broadcasting Corporation. But please, continue your journey of ignorance.

[Gellis2009]

get off your fucking high horse please. Okay I said british broadcasting channel instead of british broadcasting coproration how does that make me ignorant? I pay my t.v license which goes towards funding the bbc, its people like me that keeps the bbc going. And then I get some third world prick telling me im ignorant about the bbc? Put your nose down you twat

[puredrivel]

Ignorant and racist. Your parents must be ever so proud. Congratulations on paying your license fee. I'm sure your money is well spent and you must enjoy the CBeebies programming that is made for you. Also, I understood that the license fee was compulsory anyway. If you own a televisual set then you are required by law to pay the license fee. Also, I own a 'pony', not a 'high horse' . Finally, my nose is, and has never been 'up', as you say. I look forward to your next idiotic missive.

[Gellis2009]

lol get over yourself mate. you must have loads of friends with an attitude like that.

I have not said a single thing that could lead you to call me ignorant. stop using the word you obviously dont know what it means.

what does it matter if its compulsory or not? I still pay it. I can see why your name is puredrivel, youve managed to create a massive argument over the simple mistake of me writing channel instead of corperation.

[puredrivel]

Of the two 'correct' insults that I hurled at you I'm surprised that you took umbrage to being called 'ignorant', and not 'racist'. Still, I'm sure that your parents (who are probably also your brother and sister), must be proud of you. Also, it's 'corporation', and not 'corperation'. I even spelt if for you. I do know what 'ignorant' means, but to clarify I checked the dictionary and it read...ignorant: Gellis2009. I'm sure you'll reply, because you're too dull not to. Your 'Third World' friend

[Gellis2009]

@puredrivel i dont even take umbrage to any insuls in real life let alone of the internet. I never take offense, thats why i was here watching a comedy stand up show. ive never known someone to use so many quotation marks in one comment. Are you actually typing with your nose up in the air?

[puredrivel]

I should perhaps mention at this point that I am in fact, British. English first, British second. I truly hope that this year will be the year that you receive an education.

p.s. Why do you have such an interest in my nose? Perversions can be treated these days. I have a leaflet on 'euthanasia' that you should read. I think it may be of some benefit to you.

[Gellis2009]

@puredrivel No... im done with this. i cant even remember what it was about in the first place. If it wasnt for the fact i get a laugh off brigstoke everytime i reply to you i would never have bothered.

[youbecame]

@puredrivel

Apologies for getting involved but:

a) why try to be poncy and use the word televisual? you clearly want to sound intelligent but televisual means telegenic.

b) we are not legally obliged to pay a licence if we have a TV set, if it is in no way used to recieve and display a transmission. EG. I could leave a TV untuned and use it to play my PS3. That would be entirely legal.

[OrsinoTheDrunk]

Umm... have you ever actually listened to anything Marcus Brigstocke has ever said?

Pro-Muslim? Hardly.

Anti-British? No, just anti-pricks who get really worked up about being British.

Anti-America? Fair point. But there are a lot of good reasons to dislike America, really.

Jew-hating? No more or less than any of the other Abrahamic religions.

[Rainb0wGirl]

he hates stupidity! and thats fair! i do too. doesnt matter if ur jew, american, muslim, british or whatever....

[HisDarKMessenger]

Well said :)

The fact is, its comedy, it is designed to be satirical. :)

[rugbycrazyrugbymad]

gotta love irish acents.

[gothdude94]

"its not for us, but the english find it fecking hilarious"

[30Galleons]

"Yes! And if enyting 'ad 'appened we would 'av been very brave!"

[GuitarsForGroupies]

SAY NO TO THE EURO! SAY NO! NO THE EURO! KEEP THE BRITISH POUND.

ahahaha, Marcus Brigstocke (L)

Xx

[ZomBethable]

I don't know about other people, but I personally liked the Droopy impression just as much, if not more, than the Scooby Doo one.

[Willinski]

CerberusPetOfHell is a dick.....

it may be difficult for some people to understand political humour, this does not render it Un-Funny just requisite of a level of intelligence

x

[kai1986]

actually i fully understand political humour and consider myself quite intelligent but i dont think it requires that at all to find it funny anyone who actually watches the news and keeps up to date with politics and current affairs there are many working class people who arent the brightest people in the world and there the people that go out and vote *like it makes a difference* so no u dont need to be smart just aware of the topic

[willzyandco]

well i punched ballo the bear in the face when i was 8

[BaldricksInferior]

No, we're f'o'ine for paedophiles and chocolates, but tank you for asking...

Should have added the word 'rosbif' somewhere for the French accent at EuroDisney.

[KayosHybrid]

I'll like a slice of pizza please!

THAT'LL BE 78-A BILLION-A LIRA THANKYOU

[Neinjuice]

hehe more noises...

[LOTTIEisMEE]

lol i lurvvvvv his irish acsent !!

[NexusDarkworld338]

I found france to be a really nice place, but funny none the less marcus

[AntiSkill42]

great act, but he's wrong about german history books. I'm pretty sure we've got more about the 3rd Reich & the crimes committed by germans in ww2, in our History books (rightfully so!) then any other nation.

[myg0tpurepunk]

hes a comedian ffs

[calumsensible]

yeah, he was talking about what they would say if Germany had written them.

[AntiSkill42]

...I understand this is comedy. And the german-nazi cliché is most of the time a not very smart but funny part in most of todays comedy programs.

Brigstoke shows his class when I doesn't make one of the standart jokes, but clearly identfies todays germans uneasyness with his/her own history. But the implication that the germans don't deal with their own history is not true.

Basically all I wanted to say...

Otherwise brigstoke is great...

[afromanjack]

haha, you get it ya nutter, comedy juice running down your back. your hairy cumstained back....

[calumsensible]

@afromanjack you promised you wouldnt tell about our forbidden love..

[Noireglace]

*Hello Brussels it's Little Ireland here - No we are fine with potatoes for the moment...* Bless him!

[ltothem11]

hahaha George W Gump!

[PeteJones100]

the blurb at the top says i should go and buy the DVD.... erm, why exactly? its on youtube :-)

[Knoyleo]

To support great comedians like Marcus Brigstocke.

[Themightywhat17]

Well put!

[nothingtoobig]

this guy is really really funny, but the crowd there is fucking shit

[Neinjuice]

ahahahaha! "more noises"

[DarkAzrael1986]

i had a fat blonde kid called heimlich for german exchange......

he DID eat everything in the fridge, he also fell over bending down for a chocolate bar at school, cried when he couldnt get back up, but ate the chocolate bar anyway

[light101dark]

rofl

[klugscheisse86]

Doubt he was called Heimlich... That means something else. Great host to know your guest's name. Loved the story though...!!

[BMWizardofOz]

was the surname Heimlich?

Because there is no first name like that in Germany, only Heinrich. And I guess many here made similar experiences with some French and English kids coming over here. :)

[MardyBum1981]

oh shush.

[cdmanjak]

you weren't around in nazi germany were you -_-

[WelshViking666]

lmao "more noises.."

[aModernDandy]

for a british person he actually is uite pro-european^^

[waylander1978]

Actually allot of people are prop Europe. Unfortunately allot of our media is owned by hysterical pricks who pretend to speak for the majority when in fact they actually speak for a very vocal minority of self serving arseholes.

Prosperity comes from cooperation and partnership which other nations. Petty nationalism only leads to poverty, division, bigotry and wars.

Fuck the daily mail.

[garwaymatt]

And the express. Chuck the NOTW in there as well for good measure.

[BaldricksInferior]

And the Sun, for the fact it's generally read by morons and for the Hillsborough comments

[pinkally1986]

well said that man! i may need to steal your comment and use it in an essay :)

[djwedgewood]

I love it when he just breaks into character to illustrate a point.

[tiby2403]

retarded kid with a big jar of wasps

ouch

ouch

ouch

fuck ROFL :D

[kai1986]

the french agriculture is safe in this document shall we vote......non haha we are crazy people

[cryptotom]

"It's not for us but the English seem to think it's fucking hilarious!"

[Nightlightknight]

love the bit with the text book; 'and then in the 1930s..... nothing much happened...' lol

[jeviennis]

lol,

George W Gump.

ugh, this dude is hilarious.

[religionwhore]

incredible range of accents

[NexusDarkworld338]

i love to do that, and my parents tell me off cos its pisses them off but I wont stop muhahahahaa!

[Pikminking56]

I'm from America, and I like when he makes fun of it.

[mclatchyt]

Well I'm from Canada and I like it even more when he makes fun of America because it's all fucking true.

[greco619]

FUCK YER!!!! lol aye

[NexusDarkworld338]

I'm from southern England and I love it too becuase its all true, isn't that right canadian dude

[jeroennickman]

I'm from nothern England and pretty much all of it's true, so there you go canadian, american, and southern english people. United in love for Marcus Brigstocke!

*woop woop*

[slrhas]

belasconi lol

[BenCoombsno1]

palle=balls.

HAHA.

[JEMurr]

hello, welcome to euro Disney, have a nice day, you shit, look at you, shitty english family, with your shitty chilren,get in there you will love it, it is shit Hahahahahah AWSOME