I would never make fun of you for having feelings, but science has discovered that crying only makes women feel better, it's a chemical/hormone thing...But cry if you must, cry if it makes YOU feel better. My question is, after you cry, how long does it take your face to dry out?
"Does it bother you when people make fun of you?" :
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? (I like the last part)
Yes, the Long Con. have heard of that, who says I havn't heard of that!? Anyway, if you conned Darth Vader without him knowing, how do you know that he isn't realy the one conning you?
luv this vid.
Patton204 2 years ago
your awesome
jacksmack7337 2 years ago
I love when he doesn't quite know the words to the songs he sings. "The Sith don't like to write lyrics!"
copperandbrick 2 years ago
I have SEEN it
jaweed12 3 years ago
I like big buts and i cannot lie...genius buddy you should go to comedy central.
kytheguy 3 years ago 4
Hey Palpatine! Could you sing Mahna Mahna for the end of your show sometime? :)
SkylerQ91 3 years ago
"you don't need to look it up"
astok12 3 years ago 2
My question is, did he ever ask you to teach him the "Save Padme" trick afterwards? What did you tell him when he asked you about it?
thearchunholy 3 years ago
How high are the buildings on Coruscant?
gallileotheguineapig 3 years ago
Thats your dumass question, who cares how high the buildings are ive never even watched that dum star wars series.This guys comic genius
kytheguy 3 years ago
"Don't go out like a wuss screaming ahhh!" great. And so VERY ironic too. :)
Keryth987 3 years ago 4
hey u got ur hands and ur backdrop back ^_^
o yeah. and good work emporer. ur devilish sceeming is an example to us all :D
jc79990 3 years ago
I would never make fun of you for having feelings, but science has discovered that crying only makes women feel better, it's a chemical/hormone thing...But cry if you must, cry if it makes YOU feel better. My question is, after you cry, how long does it take your face to dry out?
CanadianNinjaMonkey 3 years ago
hsahuasuhas
I love that show :D
diegodda 3 years ago
"Does it bother you when people make fun of you?" :
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? (I like the last part)
UtubeFreshman 3 years ago
Dear Palpatine-what do you do as Emporer and your days on holiday
gallileotheguineapig 3 years ago
Yes, the Long Con. have heard of that, who says I havn't heard of that!? Anyway, if you conned Darth Vader without him knowing, how do you know that he isn't realy the one conning you?
lordvader6169 3 years ago
Because *I* conned *him.*
mrhogg 3 years ago
Yes, I see. It all makes since now.
lordvader6169 3 years ago
lawl
Evilfisher 3 years ago
KnitCon! Yea, fan based conventions are getting too fashionable.
goldenpizza 3 years ago
Aww! Palpatine! *hugs* I love you, Emperor! You're AWESOME!
DRSAICO 3 years ago
palpatine can get sprung still? ;o
BEMouse 3 years ago
Wooo! Palpatine is awesome! I may need to think of my own question to ask him.
AeonofOblivion 3 years ago
YAY! He's back!!!!!
mangobanna 3 years ago