Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if it stayed on the same side, it would have been hit by that on coming truck driven by a drunk driver. So therefore, it crossed the road.
Oh god, you are hilarious. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're what Doctor Who would be if he was bored and didn't have anybody on the Tardis with him, so he started his own vlog to pass the time...which is a "big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Keep it up! :D
i spent about 5 minutes just watching 1:34 over and over again like "how does a human make that sound??? it's adorible!" btw...ur serious face= muy sexy...if i ever meet you, i will intentionally try to piss you off just to see that face...then i might do some inappropriate things to you...but you should just ignore that and let it happen.
You've already finished >< I don't finish college for another month. And I've been job hunting too, but no luck. We went into a butchers and there were pictures of naked men on the wall. O.O
Geez you move quick with comments Adam! The Raptures makes me think of The Silence from Doctor Who....creepy! This being said, my brain hurts from work and I have nothing valid to contribute. T.T
@Tardisntimbits I am trying to reply to every comment that gets posted :) cause I proper appreciate all these comments :D Also, I love your username :)
@CrashBangAdam :D I should tell you what the end part of my username is about sometime, lol. I may be Canadian, but I've been a Whovian since I was little! Thanks for the compliment! *^^*
@CrashBangAdam drats; I've already signed you up for a 12 year term so I collected the thousand pounds bonus for you...hmmm, the RN doesn't like it when you back out...
IT WAS THE RAPTURE AGAIN!
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love out like my comment still being the top comment, WHAT'S THIS?LaRstockholmsara IS EVOLVING
LaRstockholmsara 4 months ago
i really, really, like cake.
dittocopys 5 months ago
@shamelssloves haha yeah when ever a famous youtuber likes or favourite a video, i walk away with a new subscription haha ^^
LaRstockholmsara 8 months ago
I'm so glad I found this ^-^
MiaDepRockRionII 8 months ago
CC!!! omg jajaja
verithaz 8 months ago
this video wouldn't play.....IT WAS THE RAPTURE!!!
Brooketb 8 months ago
HEY ADAM!!! YOU UPLOADED THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
MUSICTASTER1571 8 months ago
This is the only video ive every watched of you and i think im going to subscribe now lol
juliaDplur 8 months ago
how old is he????? he looks like 22 with braces
iluvjayymonroe 8 months ago
@iluvjayymonroe lol actually he is 22
MichaelEppinetteTV 8 months ago
@MichaelEppinetteTV he's 19...
mymphr 7 months ago
@mymphr oh, your right lol just checked my fb:)
MichaelEppinetteTV 7 months ago
@MichaelEppinetteTV haha
mymphr 7 months ago
tou remnind me of wheatly off portal 2
pokemonmaster608 8 months ago
Jesus Christ, someone put you on my facebook. You're hot as hell. Get to Bath now, please? Thanks then.
P.s, I think I'm still a little drunk, but who cares? Your face still pleases me.
virginsuicides1 8 months ago
1:35 what just happened? xD...
xannelovesyoux 8 months ago
you are a comedian ;)
TheJodilena 8 months ago
1:33
Excessum117 8 months ago
nd eggs? pardon two comments, damned touch screens
TheChyBlonde 8 months ago
i think minions is an appropriate term. are bangers and mash a staple like bacon a
TheChyBlonde 8 months ago
wait.. i think i have teh same jacket thing your wearing. ^_^
lilwaynedied 8 months ago
i like your eyes, they're pretty :)
Elizalily24 8 months ago
heh. i keep watching this.
lilwaynedied 8 months ago
HAHAHA! England.
chandlerlover01 8 months ago
I just found your channel, you're hilarious! I subscribed(:
what font did you use at the end?
ItsClairexx 8 months ago
Sooooooooo.
I watched this because you were Onision's featured faaaaaaaaan.
Then I clicked subscriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibe.
Because I like yoooooooooooooooou.
Yep.
Bye
-Cassie
MerfTheWorld 8 months ago
crashbangerz :)
MichaelEppinetteTV 8 months ago
you have braces
zimmyboy07 8 months ago
I dont have a job!!! IT WAS THE RAPTURE!!! O_O
TheOldSnake007 8 months ago
1:34 made me laugh my ass off... (x
ClutzTheCrazyClown 8 months ago
hilariously adorable lol
bellasmental 8 months ago
1:34 .... random?!, lmao.
caitlenlou 8 months ago
Camera died. IT WAS THE RAPTURE!!
patchesdf 8 months ago
i love your accent
mckee123321 8 months ago
like + subscribe
DGameR3000 8 months ago
LMFAOROFLLMFAO.
kristofferhazefacee 8 months ago
My favorite part? "I can't find my favorite song on my iPod...IT WAS--on shuffle. ah."
subscribed. \m/
SoundMaster24942 8 months ago
God, i wish i was British!
WolfeRising 8 months ago 2
1:30 made me nearly pee..
DSSammi 8 months ago
you are bloody halarious..thanks to onision who has this linked on his video lol
Jessiicahh44 8 months ago
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if it stayed on the same side, it would have been hit by that on coming truck driven by a drunk driver. So therefore, it crossed the road.
BreeOnTeeVee 8 months ago
You're HILARIOUS. Good luck with the comedy thing. I'm subscribing!
rough10rider 8 months ago
Hahahaha, that was awesome! Subscribed!
GEEKinITatHOME 8 months ago
YOU SOUND LIKE WHEATLY FROM PORTAL!!!!
deadspace2030 8 months ago
The slothlets
nospuzzuw 8 months ago
youre amazing <3
DinosaurRaptor 8 months ago
1:32 - 1:35 MAKES MY LIFE COMPLETE.
superwonton21 8 months ago
xD a funny British yaaaaay xD xD xD
SamWiseGamChee 8 months ago
O_O was that "DUNNN!!" from monster hunter?
chardsnake 8 months ago
aww youre cute! :3 oh no...IT WAS THE RAPTURE!! D:
LaNellyXD 8 months ago
I LAVE SLOTHS
HelloImUntitled 8 months ago
your voice =my love :D
woahitsjaejaexo 8 months ago
capndesdes liked this
mrcaimartin 8 months ago
AhoyNateo liked this :3
AcidicSprite 8 months ago
I am going to learn how to play the ukelele too :3
purplebananapopsicle 8 months ago
i found this because nathan liked this and im subscribed to him
marissawtts 8 months ago
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVER 200 LIKES!?!?!?!?!?!?
so intense.....
cubestuff101 8 months ago
you look awesome with braces!!
OneLifeDaily 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Five people followed Harold Camping...
CloverfieldMonster95 9 months ago
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CloverfieldMonster95 9 months ago
Guy Fawkes.
50BurntIncenseSticks 9 months ago
Oh god, you are hilarious. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're what Doctor Who would be if he was bored and didn't have anybody on the Tardis with him, so he started his own vlog to pass the time...which is a "big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Keep it up! :D
cyberebel 9 months ago
Trust it to be a sloth .......MY MOST FEARED ANIMAL!!!!!!
jacobjewpie 9 months ago
shindigmuffins
legendofdarknes 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hello, my name is Adam
No your name is Mario lulz
flipkro 9 months ago
onision's featured fan.
Hug0bosss 9 months ago
This video sucks IT WAS THE RAPTURE!
KRISVAWTER 9 months ago
just call us cock suckers or something like that
MrJacobbarnett 9 months ago
this guy for real ?
YTviewer118 9 months ago
Trim your eyebrows Ivan
Vommdoddus 9 months ago
1:33 totaly made me subscribe XD!
adrianGGO 9 months ago
201TH COMMENTSS
Kierank30 9 months ago
200TH COMMENTER? THE RAPTURE!?!@?!?
TheAmazingChiki 9 months ago
four words, o ni si on.
MormelTV 9 months ago
yeah now the guy that said the rapture was coming is now saying october 21st is the real rapture
EdgeFerret 9 months ago
Can I be your Eve Adam? Even though I'm a bloke? <3
djdiabloserbia 9 months ago
this video has 4 dislikes...IT WAS THE RAPTURE!!!
GeminiGuyandfofPYC 9 months ago
woow this guys great .. thnks ONISION
techloid1 9 months ago
lulz@sloth
appamomolol 9 months ago
Another subscriber, thank Onision(:
DistortionAccent 9 months ago
ior
MynZnusz 9 months ago
Onision liked this :)
LaRstockholmsara 9 months ago 107
@LaRstockholmsara yes, yes he did. XD
Xenthos99 8 months ago
@LaRstockholmsara lmao that's why i came here
shamelssloves 8 months ago
i'm gay
iDukeNukem 9 months ago 11
@iDukeNukem FAG
ModernWarfare2CoDPro 4 months ago
@ModernWarfare2CoDPro SPY
iDukeNukem 4 months ago
@iDukeNukem woah
ModernWarfare2CoDPro 4 months ago
@ModernWarfare2CoDPro BOYS WE HAVE A TRAITOR
iDukeNukem 4 months ago
1:33 OH MY GOD CANT STOP LAUGHINNGGGG rofl rofl rofl
JoriDudz 9 months ago
You are really cute
MonochromeKitsune 9 months ago
So glad someone sent me this video. Very funny.
CrazyMoleMan 9 months ago
1:32, it took me more than 1 minute to stop laughing
thedefield 9 months ago
O-NI-SI-ON
Imperia96 9 months ago
eyebrows
baicatchTV 9 months ago
I actually rofl ed FOR REAL!
Elizalily24 9 months ago
i think u look good with just a bit of beard :))
Elizalily24 9 months ago
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The noise you make at 1:33 makes my life worth living.
Thank You.
JessHarms 9 months ago
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JessHarms 9 months ago
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JessHarms 9 months ago
you're really, really, really funny. I hadn't noticed before. this video was great :)
ebelingindahouse 9 months ago
lol at your sloth
sobeit42 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
That Nike shoe looks like it's regenerating.
con4onme 9 months ago
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con4onme 9 months ago
i think you should run around with your clothes inside out =L
tjdabest90 9 months ago
2:18 what does he actually say?
tjdabest90 9 months ago 16
@tjdabest90 I'd held a poo in for four hours
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago 41
@CrashBangAdam wow, i do love your randomness XD
tjdabest90 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam i thought it was ive been pooing for 4 hours
mrcaimartin 8 months ago
@CrashBangAdam wats wrong with ur teeth, no offense
y2jPEPSI 8 months ago
@tjdabest90 i found a building for 4 hours??? maybe i have absolutly no idea
cubestuff101 8 months ago
I just want to say, I'm overwhelmed by the amount of views and likes. Honestly made my week guys :) Sincerely, thank you!
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago 32
@CrashBangAdam im here because of onision
SuperMikelz 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam there are still some dislikes :C
IT WAS THE RAPTURE!!!! :D
GeminiGuyandfofPYC 8 months ago
@CrashBangAdam 5:32 u already are a comedian xD
GeminiGuyandfofPYC 8 months ago
I just LOVE your Accent!
huskylover127 9 months ago 2
OMG WEN YOU BURPED I BURPED AT THE EXAACT SAME TIME! :O
CrazySauce91911 9 months ago
1,000 Views :) congrats
HoodedNova 9 months ago
0 dislikes.. the way it should be(:
primplegirliessxoxo 9 months ago
1:34 made my day completely xD
alongcamesara 9 months ago
You can call me .... Sexy.
BexSherwood1992 9 months ago
1:34 :D
YGP64 9 months ago
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YGP64 9 months ago
i spent about 5 minutes just watching 1:34 over and over again like "how does a human make that sound??? it's adorible!" btw...ur serious face= muy sexy...if i ever meet you, i will intentionally try to piss you off just to see that face...then i might do some inappropriate things to you...but you should just ignore that and let it happen.
Kaegolis 9 months ago
@Kaegolis Please don't rape me, it takes ages to sort my hair out...
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam as long as you have no problems with a little molestation, you and I will get along swimmingly. i promise i won't touch your hair :>
Kaegolis 9 months ago
i spent about 5 minutes just watching 1:34 over and over again liek "how does a human make that sound??? it's adorible!"
Kaegolis 9 months ago
I think you should call us CrashBangBuddies. Please?
Emily11111111 9 months ago 2
@Emily11111111 I LIKE THIS! THIS IS MAKING ME HAPPY!
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago 2
@CrashBangAdam Thanks for replying too me you gave me sunshine in my other wise crap day :'D
Emily11111111 9 months ago
i just love your hair. i wish i could wake up every morning and have that exact same hair do.
ProfessorCWI 9 months ago
@ProfessorCWI I wish it would stay like that and not take about 14 hours to prepare.
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
Nowhere in my area is hiring.....it was the RAPTURE.
Thanks to you, I'm blaming everything on the rapture >:)
Emmma360 9 months ago
@Emmma360 Nowhere here was hiring! but I got a phone call today so KEEP FAITH :D
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
You've already finished >< I don't finish college for another month. And I've been job hunting too, but no luck. We went into a butchers and there were pictures of naked men on the wall. O.O
Emmma360 9 months ago
@Emmma360 :| I'm pretty sure that wasn't a butchers...
...it was my bedroom.
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam The guy in the butchers looked a bit manlier than you, sorry. But your better looking anyway ^^
Emmma360 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam
i made a video for you explaining it called "For Adam" watch it to see what terror was thrust upon him *cries*
Yayito1234 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam , he has a multicoloured hole in his leg :{/
Yayito1234 9 months ago
I'm going to the beach for the 10000000th time... IT WAS THE RAPTURE
chickenbros1413 9 months ago
@chickenbros1413 But the beach is good, the rapture made a god thing happen? D:
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam I've been to the same crappy beach 6 times a week, Fortunately, it was raining, so I'll let the rapture off. :P
chickenbros1413 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam yeah, they're getting awfully picky recently... Ever seen Charlie Sheen turned up... None of 'em have been the same :D
EvanescenceOFan 9 months ago
500th viewer!
hazaw!
Aaronandfabs 9 months ago
@Aaronandfabs Hugs and cookies will be delivered shortly.
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
I REMEMBER WHEN WE WROTE A SONG TOGETHER, ADAM. I remember...
Jessmo198 9 months ago 4
@Jessmo198 YOU'RE THE ONE <3
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago 5
@CrashBangAdam AS ARE YOU! *cheering children*
Jessmo198 9 months ago
I swear I saw this video in my subscriptions and nearly cried. YOU SEXY THANG.
Jessmo198 9 months ago 5
@Jessmo198 I don't want to make people cry. If I stop making videos would you stop crying?
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago 2
@CrashBangAdam Nooo. I would cry forever. *embrace*
Jessmo198 9 months ago
0:46 Miss Adam
Aaronandfabs 9 months ago 2
@Aaronandfabs Oh you!
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
I love you! your so funny :)
-hugs-
Keep making my days by making videos
VampJapgirl231 9 months ago
@VampJapgirl231 I will try and try and try some more! :)
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
Geez you move quick with comments Adam! The Raptures makes me think of The Silence from Doctor Who....creepy! This being said, my brain hurts from work and I have nothing valid to contribute. T.T
Tardisntimbits 9 months ago
@Tardisntimbits I am trying to reply to every comment that gets posted :) cause I proper appreciate all these comments :D Also, I love your username :)
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam :D I should tell you what the end part of my username is about sometime, lol. I may be Canadian, but I've been a Whovian since I was little! Thanks for the compliment! *^^*
Tardisntimbits 9 months ago
@Beth657x Oh WEE WEE. It'sa coming ;)
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
I was the 100 like! Yay! haha
addictofmusic 9 months ago
@MyVoicenotSilenced :D
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@TheYaanis You're super amazing for commenting :)
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
frezned of Australia also plays the ukelele!
the Royal Navy wants you!!
granskare 9 months ago
@granskare The royal navy can't have me :( the sea is cold
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam drats; I've already signed you up for a 12 year term so I collected the thousand pounds bonus for you...hmmm, the RN doesn't like it when you back out...
granskare 9 months ago
Well, why not call us Raptures? ;P Hooray for Raptures!
... It was the raptures!
Eggsandman 9 months ago
@Eggsandman Hahaha THE RAPTURES ARE WATCHING ME!
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
@CrashBangAdam It could be the name of your ukulele band, once you learn how to play. I'd buy an albulm just so I could have those words on my ipod.
cararook 9 months ago
we can be called your jelly jots!!
Imcoolliketht12 9 months ago
@Imcoolliketht12 mmmm jelly tots
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
Not me, bro.
FruitLoopFan 9 months ago
@FruitLoopFan Finito bro.
CrashBangAdam 9 months ago
I AM FRENCH!!!!!!!
my little love puff
hewings88 9 months ago 6