Best [Scrubs] Quotes

[cimilienp]

i know most every episode of this show

[Drafix]

2:10 - Where is this scene from? I don't remember this one

[shaker154]

life always needs to be broken down Bob-o style

[sm19mi]

"Let me break this down for you Bob-o style" Think I might start using that.

[johndtha]

I disagree soooooo much, scrubs is a comedy and you've gone for the most serious moments, why?

[rafath1515]

i love these quotes its soooo trueeee television has really changed n scrubs will be one of my favs for years to come dvds to the rescueeeee

[penhaligon2]

song from the second quote?

[TheJNeyer]

@penhaligon2 the second quote was the "My Boss's Free Haircut", right? if so, it is Collide by Howie Day

[penhaligon2]

@TheJNeyer The one with Kelso and the fat girl?

[MrJojeeeable]

2:36

[wowthese]

sir the door was open!

[malosoda]

I wish I have someone to tell how scrubs is really gr8 :)

[xoxNightButterflyxox]

scrubs is AMAZING!! not just because its hilarious but because it has the serious side to it as well and they have some of the best life quotes!! :D

[YourLordVicious]

I need to have that moment of boiling over JD had. I need to finally erupt with what I know needs to be said. That looked healthy.

[HalvLion]

"But in the end, the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you... you'll get through this too"

- J.D. seasons 3 episode 14 (my favorite line)

[KesserCFC4eva]

Honestly, this is the most incredible show ever. No show can combine comedy, romance, heartbreak, happiness, sadness, incredible acting, drama and everything else required to be a TV show the way this one has. Best and for me most important show ever!

[loveyourselfful]

Scrubs motivate me more than anyone else

[bobcola100]

my favorite is "i'd make u swear on the bible but i know contact with holy stuff makes ur skin sizzle"

[MCRmySoldier22]

Bob-o Style!

[saintlibra12]

i'm a registered nurse and a fanatic.. well, let me just share to you guys one of the scrubs quotes I've captured while watching. (as a medical ally who's exposed to delicate/death defying hospital procedures, and as a man vulnerable of doing mistakes in daily living, this is my favorite.) the one JD once said...

"Even if you've done a procedure 5,000 times, there's no guarantee you won't screw up no. 5,001"

[smallfry206]

that's only three reasons, Perry.

[RafaelMarcF22]

This is such a great clip. I especially love the beginning - most clips only show the speech about love from Dr. Cox but not this beginning....

[beholdcreativity]

2:36 - 3:30 That is the absolute best quote in the entire show in my opinion. Whenever I watch that scene I just want to give JD a big hug. I feel so bad for him and honestly have felt the same way as him. So I guess that is why that is my favorite quote.

[malu827]

@beholdcreativity I couldnt agree with you more,, I wanna hug him <3

[MattyBurr]

I have actually learnt so much from this show. As corny as it sounds.

[RHComputerGeek]

That's a great set of quotes!!! I just wished you'd let play out Elliot's and JD's talks to the shrink in My Bed Banter and Beyond...it hurts my heart to hear them both say they aren't in a relationship

[dabraham03]

greatest cox quote: "You are what you eat, and you clearly went out and ate a huge fat guy didnt ya?"

[Kamehameha941]

What episode is 2:29 - 3:29 from?

[BasisBran]

At 2:14 Cox says Hooch! Missed chance :P

Real nice compilation, thanks for sharing

[SuperOnlineCinema]

"Nothing in this world worth having comes easy" - Bob Kelso

[D7mee010]

4:37 For Real :(

[LucusSky]

Chicks, Money, Power and Chicks

[Auto0725]

2:10 - 3:29, from what episode?

[SpaceAceify]

@Auto0725 "My T.C.W." (Season 2, Episode 18)

[powerbolt09]

I do believe it means shoving chocolate covered candies and in some cultures.. a chicken, you can call me a sucker I dont care. LOL

[eman12100]

Chicks Money Power and Chicks

[myss354]

GOD!!!!! I LOVE JD!!!!!!!!

[t0ptenguy]

They have perfect music sollections.

[karientje]

When i see things like this....it remembers me why i love Dr. Cox so much!

[ZekkAlpha]

I love that you added JDs little rant about TCW. One of my favorite moments.

[Bulrog10]

@ZekkAlpha yeah they really gave his character a pair of balls season two

[theezakorgie]

wich episode is it , when kelso is like ; nothing worths having comes easy?

[martin18011986]

@theezakorgie It's Season 4 Episode 20 "My boss's free haircut"

[theezakorgie]

wich episode is it , when kelso is like ; nothing worths having comes easy?

[ericbekkers]

hey JD is someone for me to compare to with relationships :P

[Philosopherism]

I watched this so much to the point where Cox's rankts became annoying, JDs I feel sorry for myself stuff got annoying, Elliots I have no confidence got annoying, Carlas I'm Dominican got annoying. Think onyl Charecotr I love now is Bob :P

[SuperMansBFF]

JD is right, there are those idiots out there, that don't have a sense in their mind of what they have in this godforsaken world, and they throw it behind them and worry about those little things that don't matter to anyone. They need to stand up straight, pull their head out of their butt, and appreciate what they have, because i am one of those idiots that worries on the little things, and one of those idiots that doesn't understand life, but that needs to chance, because life is not easy...

[DCFerrisProductions]

I thought "Super Doc"s first episode [3/12] was pretty strong.

"Everyones got their own burdens, JD. And I'm not gonna be one of those people that dumps mine on somebody else. Now what do you need?"

JD: "............. nothing."

[HiMtheEvilJoker]

Dr.Kelso's quote is so deep and bloody true :>

[BMBfreitas]

I just love how JD just destroy his friends and he is right...There are a lot of IDIOTS that only know how to bitch about they relationships and don't realize how lucky they are to have someone that cares about them and is there for them...I know because I'm one of those idiots, but there's something I know how to do, and that is to shut the hell up when it isn't my business to give my advice

[pcruler0]

3:25 JD owns all of them lol

[dervish2173]

u ugly fucking fat basterd i will cut you up so slowly it will be torture now get down there and suck me off you panzy!!

[AandWProductions]

What is the song at 1:50ish when Kelso is doing his thing?

[R3un10n]

@AandWProductions "Collide" by Howie Day

[teddst]

damn great quote by jd

[lorrekut]

like 4 quotes .__.

[T3hTommay]

What episode is 2:10 - 3:30 from? I've never seen him like that..

[krazaykev99]

@T3hTommay My TCW :)

[Wasischlooooooooos]

its my TCW season two

[reaper06881]

2:10 - 3:30 might have to use that rant one day

[somezade]

Waoh, great video.

I wish it were longer though.

5/5

[w33dd00d]

ohhh rin tin tin tin tin tin tin :D hahaha

[twilighter3443]

so what episodes is 2:00?

[zenetharc]

what is the music that plays halfway through the clip with kelso and the fat chick? is it part of a song or just one of the instrumental bits that they get purely for scrubs?

[redrosianna]

it´s howie day -"collide" =)

[Miracoline]

kelso is so epic xD

but what episode is at 2:30 when JD gets angry. I really dont remember anymore oO"

great quotes. 5*

[Kevnbeaturaz]

@Miracoline

think its My TCW

[CorkxOnxThexFork]

2:36 - Wow, looks like JD actually grew a pair.

[hawkjohenson]

I love the people in the background of Kelso's door-busting part. They're just walking by like he does it all the time.

[Brandish728]

The one starting at 2:10 is what I've seen in life soo many times it's hilarious because it's true!

It's sad to me how most people don't realize how lucky they are to have what they have and they complain about how it's not perfect for them when their lives are usually more complete than the people they're complaining to.

[pablofk19]

I'm getting the feeling this new season will be just as touching and hilarious, anybody seen the new episodes yet?

[BabyPharoe]

Yeah and the old seasons are a million times better

[Krucial8]

there are some great touching Quotes in this program

[zanky81]

heres the inside scoop there pumpkin!!! love it bill and his writers are great then the actors bring out the finishing pieces

[FAKExSMILxE]

nothing in this world thats worth having comes easy love that sentence

[imnotshorty0321]

let me break this down bobbo style lmaooo

[catmaniac8x]

2:30 GO JD!!!!!! WOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

[biggerboi13]

oh rin tin tin tin tin tin tin

hilarious and funnyXD

[pickle2592]

3:56 and you know, in some cultures....a chicken

Love it

[wonderfullylost]

The second quote is really honest and blunt, but true and helpful.

I wish this could be aired everywhere after all those dumb weight loss commercials.

[01Ned01]

God I love that first Dr Cox one. The first time I saw that for a moment I thought he was being really sincere.

[hhmasta4320]

The greatest part of this show is that all the lessons it teaches us can be directly applied to our sub-glamourous lives.

[lovelyspringweather]

i love that jd quote where hes angry about being alone.

[150493x]

i dont think iv ever seen that episode? :o never seen jd that angry either haha

[pipsonicx3]

i get how JD feel at that moment

[MROBLES0124]

Tell me about it :/

[TheKingofnoob]

2:30

Best rant.

Ever.

In the history of humanity.

[carolinaide]

FO REALZZZ!!

[catmaniac8x]

So true...his first rant!! *claps*

[March3Yahoo]

Dr. Look at meeee Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee (fades away)

[MattRB4444]

This is the only show that can make me cry. The life lessons they teach are spot on.

[OUCHEN1900]

@MattRB4444 laughs then the cry time i love scrubs

[oriskany]

The writers for this show?

ABSOLUTELY ACES, SHIRLEY!!

[janetholdcroft]

i luv 2.10 - 3.27

JD rules

[SykoSaint]

2:37-3:30 I know exactly how J.D. feels it sucks being alone

[WiktorWillow]

agreed

[thentantt]

@SykoSaint feeling alone is honestly the most painful feeling to ever experience .

[plotamy]

2:06 BEST EVA!

[RainingMaggots]

that fat chick deserved what kelso sed, she was such a fuckin bitch in the episode

[pansyxx2]

2:20 When Dr. Cox says "Nice job there, Hooch" I'm surprised Hooch didn't pop out o.0

[marilynx65]

I think that part was imageination.

[narutoanime133]

really good quotes ^^

wat episode was 2:30 - 3:30? O.O

[Arlon71]

yeah i wanna know the episode too. that part stood out to me too.. i remember it from tv so vividly. JD really hit his limit i guess.

[haplo413]

I guess it was from: 'My tasty coma Wife' or 'My TCW' ...

[swushi999]

i think its the third last episode of season 2, dont know the name nor the number..

[LittleDrB]

what does cox mean by "i have not become asinic"? what does acinic mean??

[xoxPeNgUiN82xox]

not asinic, a cynic, in that he's a cynical person

[LittleDrB]

thanks

[duncanmcgreg]

2.37 - 3.27

Best one on the clip

And lol "ohh rin tin tin tin tin tin tin"

I think that there are better quotes in the whole of scrubs however, you chose some good ones, but there are better.

[latrop93]

Agreed, there are so many it's really hard to choose. Scrubs is a great show for deep and funny moments

[904xxiGhost]

@duncanmcgreg Agreed.

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

best scrubs quotes idiot, read the title.

[KulaAShaker]

quotes can be funny dick

[BassistsDoItBetterr]

umm yeah and? did i ever say they couldn't?

[subaru135]

does any1 know the episode where doctor cox does the talk at the beginning

[videjong]

Bed banter and beyond or something, I think it is episode 115 or maybe 114

[ganrella7908]

"yeah, what if it's too hard?"

lol

[soldout99]

thats what she said..

[latrop93]

haha nice!

[19Sebbe90]

love the 3rd

[ilovejassmine]

i love the second one its my favorite moment in scrub history

[MoRv158]

i'm so down because its almost over...

[Kazuyaar]

Things I know about you:

1. You can't spell you're.

[softballgirl4142]

haha nice !!

[lane0065]

"in some cultures, a chicken" love it

[shantibloo]

hahah...my fav quote is from dr. cox; "Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."

[DeMiGoD12091987]

you're right i love that one 2 xD

[1280295]

Wow, at 2:16, Cox says "Hooch" without any consequences!

Great scenes.

[BabyKagome16]

i know right

[aaaa22cccc]

i watch all the episode of scrubs :D am at sez 8 ep 12 :D

[latrop93]

That's some hardcore scrubs watching!

Peace Hivie! ;)

[NatySpaghetti]

oh nos im sorry i accidently rated it with one star, sorry bout that

[d34nfr0mh3ll]

What episode is the part at 2:40 from? When J.D. starts yelling at Turk and the others? Seems like a good episode!

I hope someone knows!

Peace.

[nicolasolson]

its My T.C.W. Season 2 episode 18.

[vbrown17]

my T.C.W.!!

[10cheddar01]

The episode is My TCW

[JakeTheForsaken]

i love how he puts them ALL into a stunned silence.

[LaLFilmProductions]

grr...what im trying to find is like towardsthe end of each show he thinks and says a bunch of phillosophy...

[Death18s]

search for top 5 scrub endings

[latrop93]

[Sorry for the double post]

people watch it everyday, but also +25% of the comments are of people asking what episode a quote is from. I have no problem replying to the posts but I was thinking if it would be better to just put a bubble for each scene and it saying what episode it was from. It might bump the video up less but It would be better for those who want to find the quote in an episode.

EAGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[latrop93]

hey guys, thanks for watching rating and commenting on the scrubs video!

I was debating something, the comments people post bump up the video and thus more

[janosrock]

what is an HMO???

[latrop93]

Health Maintenance Organization

[UndergroundxAndy]

What is the episode where Dr.Cox is talking about relationships?

[latrop93]

My Bed Banter and Beyond

[Sbafokkio]

Wow what episode is that? the one where JD owns everybody? Never seen him so mad and determined unless it was one of his fantasies... Go JD you own...

[latrop93]

I believe that is "My T.C.W" (Tasty Coma Wife)

lol

[latrop93]

Season 2, Episode 18, to be more specific

[0s0h0tt]

yup it is just watched it todoay :]

[neji9987]

lol best B and E ever on scrubs

(Breaking and Entering)

[aemorniel]

seriously, jd's rant is my favorite one of the series. he does it so well.

[tracimay9]

dr cox talking about relationships is so true.

[Trevguy00]

awesome GO JD!!

[alphaunit4]

jds and dr kelsos are the best

[gavtrivium]

The theme song is by Lazlo Bane, not The Violet Burning...

[latrop93]

it was already discussed lol. I'll put it in the description. Both sing it though.

[TheMuffinmanPwns]

Ooh. JD PWNed them!

[jeibal02]

wow, a real one?

[LadyMagiccc]

from what episode in what season is 2:30???

[TeamSwitzerland1]

I Love how JD says something really deep at the end of the episodes! Then when I say them in front of my friends, they ask if I was watching scrubs again.

[StrikeEagle84015]

I think that Dr. Cox's rants are better and more applicable and a lot better to tell people

[Andy9742]

Thats so funny.

[Zunerox101]

Jds rant on everyones problems was fantastic. As he was ranting Dr cox's mouth just dropped open. PRICELESS

thanx for uploading.

[AvantTemps]

I love JD's relationship rant the best, he takes em head on, brilliant!

[chikachica13]

I love the scene where Zach/J.D. is going off on everyone about all their complaining! "Mr. Look At Me" is classic.

[UmberNoxtrum]

The one from the scene from 2:10 is my favorite.

[fliagm]

me too, i love how he tells them all what's what

[maximaldesigns]

Amazing picks for the quotes. I recently watched all 7 seasons and all 5 of those were on my saved episodes for those quotes! Great vid!

[latrop93]

Thanks to everyone who watched, rated or commented. I appreciate it

[AznDemonLord]

Thank you for uploading.

[CBabymonique]

I love everty about scrubs omg every episode teaches me something

[JakeStap32]

My TCW. My tasty coma wife.  Classic episode pizzadude.