Awkward Questions

[CEOkinawa]

I AM AN 11 YR OLD GIRL!!! GEEZ

[x0x0xStephenx0x0x]

Upload the bloopers.

[DMRCapitalHill]

Hell ya she took all her cloths off

[narikhood]

1. Not at all

2. That would suck

3. Maybe

4. Why not?

5. No no, please continue

My question is: have you ever masturbated?

[OliGrinder]

I hope you liked my video response!!! :D I am 'Like' # 5!!

[RobbyKreiger]

1. No it would turn me on

2. I don't have a vagina. But if I had smelly penis syndrome, it would depress me.

3. Probably not. Surgery on the penis would scare me.

4. Sure. I'd wreck that fat chick for 5 million.

5. No, I think you're cute... so I'm actually turned on right now.

[ChristopherMast]

1. - No

2. - Bummer

3. - How small?

4. - Absolutely. I've have sex with anyone for $5million

5. - I don't know... how old are you again? :)

[xJASONxSORROWx]

1. how would this be different from any other conversation we have

2. dont have a vag

3. nah

4. you dont get offered 5 mill everyday so yeah i would as long as i wear a condom/dont have to make eye contact

5. no but you look a bit uncomfortable

and my question for you is....

if you had the choice to be raped then murdered or murdered then raped, which one would you choose and why?

questions not ment to offend or creep you out, just heard another youtuber ask it in a video before :)

[heffasaurus]

uhhh probably murdered first but that is a HORRIBLE question lol

[xJASONxSORROWx]

I'm a horrible person, sorry

[DonLoade]

would it have killed you to expose a little side boob or some cleavage or SOMETHING? damn...

[heffasaurus]

no, but my boyfriend would have... dayuuum

[ScoobeySnackz]

1. No

2. I dont possess a vagina

3. Probably

4. For sure.. I mean its 5 million bucks, you'd be stupid not to

5. Nope

6. You need to get laid asap

lol ;)

[heffasaurus]

I do not need to get laid... tyvm.

[OkNowImWatching]

I'd like to move this conversation off of youtube and on to a more permissive site, like youporn? :-)

[19Becka]

... I need an adult D:

[heffasaurus]

nonsense!

[3BullsAndOneCandy]

1) totally enjoyable

2) horrible

3) Yes

4) Yes

5) Kind of

[heffasaurus]

how can randomly stripping in the middle of a discussion be enjoyable but then it makes you uncomfortable?

[3BullsAndOneCandy]

I probably be starrying at your naughty parts and ....I dunno I guess if you were willing to strip in the frist place you'd kinda half to know I was gonna stare. WIN for me

[domobertein]

i forgot the questions after you started stripping lol

but hey, more vids of random stripping, even if its jus a nonsense and pretty boring and pointlss vlog. th stripping will be what makes it interestig lol

[heffasaurus]

HA HA HA... well I am sorry you forgot the questions (:

[domobertein]

dont be. reading other comments, its comforting im not the only one thinking that! hahaha. feel less singled out lol :P

[fehquig]

No. I like the stripping part

So THAT's what that smell is

No. Smaller ones have more nerves per square inch

Yes, I need the money and I'd probably enjoy it :)

No. Actually the opposite

Do I get to wear a condom?

[heffasaurus]

interesting fact about the penis... but what about for the female? do small penis' enhance the female life as they would the male life?

[fehquig]

The clitoris has the same number of nerves as the penis but it comes in a much smaller package... I'd call that very enhanced :)

Big or small, a penis is only as good as what both of you do with it...

[heffasaurus]

what if it was so small the female couldn't feel it? I'm talking smaller than your big toe

[fehquig]

LOL I'd use my big toe...

[heffasaurus]

HAHAHA

[omgz19921]

No

Dont have one

No

Yes

No.. pretty hot

[MeanBlackDude]

No

I don't own a vagina

No

Yes

lol....no.

[heffasaurus]

what if you did own a vagina though?

[princeword]

no, probably never, no, no, no

is it creepy to fave this and do extensional editing?

YES!!! :)

[heffasaurus]

yes... why yes it is creepy!!!!

[paul02144]

Wait! Am I being Punk'd? Where is the camera?  :)

[heffasaurus]

yes... that's it. punkd

[captainfury2007]

Uhhhh... shiver... I love you.

[heffasaurus]

LOL!! hahahaha...

[boobtubious]

Did you say something?

[heffasaurus]

haha!!

[joewspanky]

1. I would lose track of whatever we were talking about. Even if I was dying, and you were explaining what could save me.

2.Well I don't have a vagina, but some of my best friends do. I have NEVER thought their vagina smelled bad, I only get good thoughts about vagina's.

3. HEY!!! I thought size didn't matter. Can they do that???

4. I'm losing track of what we're talking about.

5. *Drooling* Whaaa?... Uhhhh?... What is that wonderful smell? *More drooling*

[heffasaurus]

please, do not drool all over my comment section!! ;)

[loppydisk]

1. not at all

2. meh if it stink it stink

3. I would be happy with what i got... or not

4. money would have little to do with if I had sex with a women like that

5. no, if it was someone that I knew IRL maybe

[heffasaurus]

what a great attitude...on the smelly vag and penis that is :P

[binsk]

I forgot all the questions and hate tests anyway.

But that was good viewing. You have a knack of looking scared and scary at the same time. Not that your nakedness is scary, it's all about the eyes. ;)

[heffasaurus]

I don't even know how to take that comment to be honest lol

[binsk]

Ha ha, after I typed it I thought it sounded really odd, so I left it.

Your eyes look innocent and bratty all at once, or scared and scary. :)

[heffasaurus]

alright then.... I respect that HA HA <3

[Tiredofcrap]

@heffasaurus I win is mandate and the last become first.

[GuruMN]

1. No, wouldn't bug me at all.

2. As a dude, that would be pretty freaky. I'd do everything to try to get rid of it, then I'd probably deal with it.

3. That would suck, but I'd probably just live with it, if I was encountered with that situation maybe I'd feel different though, entirely sure.

4. Tough question, are they contagious? if so, no.

5. Not uncomfortable, even in person I wouldn't be, and it takes more than naked to turn me on so it really doesn't mean much since neutral about it.

[GuruMN]

Since I already know the answer to the most awkward question about you that I can think of which I think made you feel awkward too in discussion, so I'll ask something generic: For women, getting married is all about the $ $ for most, isn't it?

[heffasaurus]

nope... not at all. I would marry for love over money and I am sure a lot of other women would too....

[RiddleSpider]

always love over money.

[forsakenheartz55]

1. no not really :)

2.i would feel like i would have to keep taking a shower

3. no i wouldnt because idc i ran outside naked

4, i wouldnt because i believe sex is a commitment

5. nope none whats so ever :)

[heffasaurus]

well I am glad my nudity has no affect on you!! haha

[omgz19921]

pretty hot if you ask me

[heffasaurus]

why thank yuh

[forsakenheartz55]

well ive seen worst ive seen a homeless guy masturbating in the back of lucky's

[Tiredofcrap]

1. You should strip in front of me in the middle of a conversation. Uncomfortable? Zero.

2. I would use perfume to try to cover up the smell and keep the men away from performing oral sex.

3. I would live with a small penis. I say that but my penis is not small so maybe not. You never know until the disaster is you.

4. I would have sex with the 300 lbs woman with warts for 5M and therapy is cheap.

5. You only made me want to see your boobs and you did not make me uncomfortable.

[heffasaurus]

your answers made me uncomfortable... you win.

[IdioticGeniusVideos]

1. Not really

2. Having that smelly vagina syndrome as a guy would be VERY weird.

3. That would be a smart choice. Having a small penis AND smelly vagina syndrome would be very questionable

4.That depends...would she have warts INSIDE her vagina? If so then to hell with that idea

5.Not really. But whatever

Now my question to you: If YOU had to have a foursome with Susan Boyle and those bearded guys from ZZ Top, how much would do it for?

[heffasaurus]

ohhh I should have said warts INSIDE but I just meant all over... I was thinking a giant greasy woman covered in warts ha ha ha

I would do it for free.. Susan is a hottie and I like beards HAHA

[skullz55555]

whines *i dont even remember subscrubing why are oyu taking your clothes off?* hmmmm never mind this is fine

[heffasaurus]

ha ha (:

[supergetz]

I'm so making a video response to this!!!!!

[heffasaurus]

can't wait :P

[Vivi1790]

1. yes lol

2. id feel very awkward and bring air freshner with me all the time :p

3. no, id get a penis pump. :p

4. hell ya, 5 million dollas to go to therapy for forgetting that night :p

5. o_O

my question: would u rather have no hands or no feet? (i know its not awkward, but idk wat else to ask :S)

[heffasaurus]

ha ha ha penis pump LOL

oh vivi that's a scary question :( I guess no hands? sob sob

[TheStumpie2]

wild video((smiles)) i plead the fith

[heffasaurus]

haha thanks...

[skullz55555]

1. not at all

2.being male i woudl be very uncomfertable with the smelly vagina syndrom rich cause no one woudl understand why i have it lol

3. yes but i am really good with my fingers so i can wait

4.yeah i would A i need the money B she probaly wants the sex

5.nope i happen to be a nudist thus not uncomfertable

[skullz55555]

are you impressed she stripped with out laughing?

[heffasaurus]

but what if you were female on #2? what would ya do?? douche just doesn't get 'er done!!

[skullz55555]

hmmmmm hire house so he can whine about it and i would live a life marred by consitently smelly vagina

[heffasaurus]

hahahahahahahahahhaahaha poor smelly vagina

[psushgirl]

omg i soo wanna make a vid response to this and i will, prolly tomorrow tho cuz i don't feel up to it right now.

and can i just answer number 1 now by saying: absolutely not! xD

<3

[heffasaurus]

dooo eeeeeeeeettttt

yes, you may answer #1 HAHA <3

[batatakley]

I was so freak out.. i didn´t hear the questions! I was like... omg... what is she doing! LOL

[heffasaurus]

hahahahaahahaha oh vali I knew maybe people would not even realize I'm asking questions lol

[RallisP]

haha, you seemed to be having a hard time thinking of the questions and taking your clothes off at the same time.

[heffasaurus]

I can't do two things at once apparently... I'm use to just ripping my clothes off and not having to say anything HA HA

[DeniseVlogs]

I'm uncomfortable.

[heffasaurus]

I'm uncomfortable that you have watched this more than once.

[DeniseVlogs]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

[heffasaurus]

because you are a whore and that is what whores doooooooooo <3

[RiddleSpider]

you are such a freak, I had to turn the volume down waaaaay low cuz the boys are in the room. Luckily they are reading and eating so they did not see yer nakedness. Oh the shame....

LOL

[heffasaurus]

SEE I TWEETED NO KIDS NO KIDS hahahaha

[RiddleSpider]

but you are such a liar I figured I didn't have to believe you. So confused.

[heffasaurus]

LOL <3

[gunher01]

That was randomly awesome. Two thumbs up :-)

[heffasaurus]

why thank you ha ha

[xSamanthaNicole]

p.s. wink wink giggity

[xSamanthaNicole]

woo i love it when mark strips!

[heffasaurus]

oh janice janice

giiiiggity giigggity