Fabian Cancellara teasing the cameras

[ZamolxisReborn]

wow. cycling looks really easy.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn Cycling may look easy but it's one of the few sports where there are no timeouts, no sitting on the sidelines & no chewing of tobacco. Also, you rarely see your family & friends from training & races. Add to that, you are always drug tested and in the offseason the UCI has to know where you are at all times for more testing. The pay is good but nowhere near what atheletes in other sports earn . You are riding at 60mph sometimes and the only 'protection' is a foam helmet.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan you've been playing too much xbox, buddy.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan they're cruising down a hill. cycling's the only sport where you can sit on your ass for 20 minutes chatting up your buddies and call it racing.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn they do have their moments to relax in the first few stages of tours but once the tour hits the mountains there is no time to do this, this is only a small clip, yet you generalize the whole sport. You must not know much about cycling, but that is common among Americans.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan there's not much to know.

you ride a bike down the road. sometimes you fall. sometimes you blood dope.

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nothing changes. only worth watching for the big crashes, anyway...

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn There's not much to know because you don't have the capacity to know. If crashes amuse you, that speaks volumes about how easy it is to entertain a primitve mind as yours.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan well i'm glad YOU have the capacity to stick your head up your ass.

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hope you enjoy that advanced activity, you dumbass.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn Whatever you fucking retard, sticking your head up your own ass would be an improvement since your ass has more IQ than your head and it will probably make you less unattractive.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan yeah, i hope you enjoy the sweet, sweet smells and tastes of your own failure, loser.

make sure to clean up while you're down there; your sister likes it clean.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn You are the only one with the anal fixation, it must be from all that ass ramming you got from your uncles.

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan no, it's from all the ass ramming i did to your sister.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn Ohh what a burn, go ahead and keep on pretending you don't like to suck dick and take it up the ass, you waste of life

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan arguing with you is like arguing with a donkey: you're dumb, you're stubborn, and you smell bad.

why don't you just go away and find a horse to buff fuck you?

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and tell your sister we're still on for tomorrow night.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn You got me there, that shut me up. I hope you do a good job lubing that butt of yours for your boyfriends tonight. Don't forget to put on makeup you fag

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan be sure to wash your potty mouth before you suck your daddy's cock.

and don't worry, i always lube your sister's ass. safety first, right?

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn Just kill yourself before you realize your whole life was a waste. You'll thank me later

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan just go sit in the corner, suck on your smelly thumb, and shut up.

[dachicagoan]

@ZamolxisReborn make me

[ZamolxisReborn]

@dachicagoan haha! "make me" seriously?! i am REALLY sorry.

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i'd just like to apologize to you for my earlier harsh language and meanie implications about your intelligence, sexuality, and personal hygiene--i didn't realize that i was ACTUALLY arguing with a dumbass, poopy-diapered, butt-playing, nose-picking, tricycle-riding 7-year-old.

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sorry if i made you cry. mah bad.

[TheFrasd]

@ZamolxisReborn non sai un cazzo di ciclismo che parli a fare? fatteli te 200km a 40 di media, poi ne riparliamo...

[breitsch]

@TheFrasd Messaggio, gli americani sono tutti grande cuglioni

[TheFrasd]

@ZamolxisReborn appearance deceives.

[1968DodgePolara]

Looks like a social event chatting away riding a bike lol 

[bustedbojangles]

Road cycling is so freaking cool.

[dragonquest20]

köngiklasse cyling sport ich persönlich ich erreiche nichts bin tod existiere nicht!!!

[700ts]

0:52 haha



[superfisto]

Cancellara is a pretty cool guy. 

[LynndaisBellamy]

Little strip of 1 second, but delicious, nahmi ^^

[dragonquest20]

championsliga tour de france cycling

[eteokles3]

did he say "freddy merckx"?

[Dullemarulle]

@eteokles3 No, Eddy Merckx and Freddy Maertens :)

[corncheesy]

i bet there like-

-i dare u to strip in front of the camera

-no, y dont u?!

-i just did...... :)

HAHAHAHHA

[sprintbass]

mr schlecks helmet looks a bit loose to me

[DB21DonamonDynamos]

@sprintbass its cause his head is so small! lol