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  • Wow you are so funny, so great and not self absorbed at all. I really admire you hahahahaha. I mean, how pathetic you have to be dedicating all these videos to someone who doesn't give a shit about you and what you have to say. Sure, I will be now, I guess, her minion and blah, blah, blah but I don't care. I find this really sick and pathetic.

  • Woo.....you are so funny....michelle phan is hella annoying and her dumb fans are just equally stupid.

  • this world is full of hate already

  • you go girl!! :P it's so true! MP is like this.

  • oh fucker ur just jealous of her success, now try to get 1 millions subs like her, retard

  • @GoldenShyt There's no reason to swear for you at smb you don't even know just because they happen to not like a person you do. I love Michelle, but I found this funny, besides it is not everyone's goal to achieve 1 mil subbies on YT.

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  • @XDmichaeljacksonXD ; And why are you hating on this girl then insulting her? Practice what you preach! ;-)

  • No offence this is so annoying

  • @ChanelLoverNo5 I don't need proof, its spelled out in her actions. If a normal person had done the same thing no shit no one would have cared because they wouldnt have near as many supporters as michelle does. Thus, not having that same power.

  • @ChanelLoverNo5 OF COURSE SHE KNEW THAT THEY WOULD. haha

  • @ChanelLoverNo5 She wouldn't have retweeted it if she didn't know her fans would defend her. She knew she had that power, and used it.

  • @tak4e4 agreed!

  • hmmm, immature

  • Haha!! So true!!! (: Unlike Michelle, you're beautiful inside and out.

    P.S. I WANT YOUR EYEBROWS!!! -:o I want to get mine done like yours!!! -_-

  • @BakeTHATCAAKE haha they're about a foot thick if i don't pluck them :)

  • If she shakes her head hard enough I bet it rattles.

  • @n9a1t20 just tried. nope. it does make me dizzy though :)

  • omg ppl who dosent like this video should just jump of the roof. If you dont have a good sense of humor you shouldnt be here so F*** Off!!

  • @FraeuleinBina LOL thanks MUM. bet you felt really mature while writing that, like you were saying something profound haha. i behave like a lady, except when i swear and burp. you comedian, you! :)

  • I don't understand why people are getting all crazy over your video. I used to think Michelle was a good person then I did some research and found some ugly things. Now I watch her videos for the make up, not the person.

  • @tak4e4 Don't waste your time watching make up by her she is not a professional make up artist she is just a pretty face.

  • @tak4e4 what did u find out about her?

  • @cowgirlwannabe2 She used her fans to attack and bully a young girl off of twitter.

  • @FraeuleinBina Jealous, lonely, AND UGLY :) thank you very much!

  • @SuperSmurflover good thing to do when the power's off.

  • You are gorgeous, intelligent, and witty. I am going to make you my wife.

  • @brokendisease oh good! shal we set a date?

  • @MsEcockick96 THANK YOU! so many of my friend go on about how my eyebrows are "too thick to be in style" ahha :)

  • forget the haters, your beautiful & so so funny! :D xx

  • @georgiaraeeex thank you! xo

  • I love this. hahaha. One of the best videos on YouTube. EVER.

  • @Rashnu thank you :)

  • This is a belated comment, but I like this video.

    And I'm going to let you know that I think you are pretty, because pointing out how I feel about your face is a lot easier than confusing myself with my opinions on satire.

  • seriously what's up MAN, do you hate michelle or something? man haters.

  • @azuresmiles are you saying MP is a man?

    haha. i don't hate her!

  • @87pearlgirl dude maybe you just didnt get what i meant in my last comment.

  • Tour just jealous that you aren't as pretty as michelle ;-p

  • @mzproudlycanadian ARGH! You got me! :)

  • this is awesome!

  • oh and maybe you should check out one of Michelle's videos and put some MORE make up on because you're ugly as hell. and that is all.

  • @lianaaaaa exactly why i never took up acting, man. face for radio all over the biatch! :)

  • @lianaaaaa well thank you! you are so nice!

  • Michelle was probably out having a life, spending the money she has earned from her videos, socializing while you were in your house thinking of ways to humiliate her when you did this video, you know that right? you're pathetic. jealousy is not a good thing honey. find something better to do with your spare time instead of sitting in your room all day and making fun of people who don't give a single fxck about you. get a life.

    p.s.: you're not funny.

  • @lianaaaaa Actualy she is funny. Way to work on that speech. Although, while she was out doing better things you were writing this cute little speech. So using your logic, your no better than the people you criticize.

  • @birdbath318 idk about you but if I'm going to subscribe to someone, it's going to be someone that's real. That can be her true self on YouTube and stop acting so perfect. Besides the fact that Michelle is boring, I can't stand her little voice. But if u like it go ahead I'm not hating u.

  • hahaha this is great <3

  • @angellllbaby thank you :)

  • All you idiot Michell phan ass kissers look for this video. "michell phan racist comment" and wake the fuck up.

  • @Afraid0fGhosts She made a joke about Koreans. If you have never made a joke among friends that was slightly off-color then go ahead and cast that first stone. Really, this is the epitome of much ado about nothing - people are acting like its the conspiracy of the century. Why spend so much of your energy obsessing over it?

  • @birdbath318 if theres nothing wrong with a simple racist joke, i wonder why she doesnt go around saying SHUT THE FUCK UP *racist joke* in her videos hmmm makes me wonder. well the way i see it is that she's a fake bitch. it's pretty clear to see.

  • @Afraid0fGhosts I didn't say there was nothing wrong with making racist jokes, I'm just saying what she said wasn't that bad. And the reason she doesn't put that in her videos is because it wouldn't make sense because it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. "Here is how you apply eyeliner, and I fucking hate Koreans" Of course she is "two different people", there is the business woman that you see in her tutorials and the real Michelle who is a regular imperfect young woman.

  • @birdbath318

    Thank you! Just an off the cuff remark around friends. Not to mention, that "friend" handed over that tape to someone who then labeled her a racist, so what kind of friend is he?

    Oh, and this bitch on the vid here is stupid.

  • @EddieV17 Stupid and ugly!

  • @EddieV17 actually i do very well on aptitude tests :)

  • @EddieV17 she's intelligent actually :)

  • xD

    This is just sad. Seriously.

  • You're too cute haha :D I thought this was pretty funny. I don't hate Michelle because she has pretty cool ideas for Halloween and stuff. Cool video though (:

  • @KaylaBitesHeads thank you :) i don't hate her either so i'm not sure why i get so many silly remarks here !

  • you really are an ugly person, u know that?inside and out. you're right, no make up can conceal who u are-it'll always be seen no matter what u do. so why dont u apply that to urself? ranting, criticizing, ABUSING people u dont even know. and how old are you-like 30? 40? my little 5 year old cousin has more respect for people than u! u know what-even if michelle phan WAS a horrible person- NO ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HER. we all keep living, while u keep hating.

  • @whatevrwhocaresidont Holy shit, you must not have heard of half of what michelle have done. She has lied, exploited and bullied many people to "accomplish" her dreams.

    Even IQQU is a fraud (according to the US laws). It's not even approved by the FDA.

  • @11moii and where did you hear this? i haven't.

  • @awztukat It's all over the internet. You can call the FDA if you won't, they will give you the exact information I gave you.

    Just google "michelle Phail" and you'll see...

  • @11moii Will do. Not the calling of course, the googling (n_n)

  • @whatevrwhocaresidont actually, i am very much living :)

    thank you for your response :)

  • This video is soo true about her! Glad to see that there are people that can see through her falseness.

  • LOL! Great video! You forgot to exaggerate the s, like she does "eyessssszzz" "lidzzzzzz"

  • LOL! Great video! You forgot to exaggerate the s, like she does "eyessssszzz" "lidzzzzzz"

  • you all make my life! even the ones of you who say nasty things :)

    i hope you're all having a wonderful weekend!

  • Loving this video :D and love your haaaair!

  • @Makavelina thank you! i changed my hair this week :) i'll put up a new video tomorrow.

  • i understand parodies, but this one is excessive.

    this girl is obviously jealous of michelle phan. i loved michelle's videos

    but this one here is just spiteful and filled with jealousy.

    a parody should be funny, this is just stupid and insulting.

  • @mizuXmagicXmango excessive? hahaha i bring up like three things from her video. I didn't outright insult her as a person.

    you're cute in your defence of someone you don't know though :)

  • @87pearlgirl

    i almost feel bad for you. directly calling someone a "bitch" or a "whore" isn't the only way to insult someone. this video outwardly insults michelle and what she's done.

    and yes, i do go to the defense of someone i don't know. i'm sorry if that seems such a shocking concept, but i don't like people who do things like this.

    this is petty and oozing of personal jealousy and complex.

  • U can say wherever it is , but still u way u act it it say alot of thing about u Try to achieve something rather than make such low standard video . I know how u feel when u can't make half of what she had made it hurt and the only way to make u feel better ... Was by uploading this video.

  • @eirah84 No one really mind that Michelle accomplish so much but what people didn't like how she manipulate people into thinking she is a saint. If she was so charitable in the first place how come she has to brag about being charitable and yet didn't show proof of her charity. Also why would she said she will go to Vietnam to do charity and go to the homeless shelter for x-max when she didn't. it's only for her ego. Also all the money from the view counts went to her pocket.

  • @eirah84 Also if you think the maker of this video is jealous that would be just funny since it's the most bias and most used answer by all of Michelle fans or at least recent fans. Many of her older fans don't like her anymore because of her lies. Anyone who use charity for there own ego and profits are usually the worst kind of people. At least the maker of this video didn't make any money from this Parody of Michelle.

  • @eirah84 What the hell are you even trying to say?

  • @YourDeadFish hahaha i was wondering the same thing.

    i mean, i can just assume that it was about me. and how i have low self-esteem and blah blah blah :)

  • @eirah84 i'm a little confused about what this says haha

  • MICHELLE PHAN IS JUST AWESOME, I LUV HER MAKE UP AND U ARE FUNNYxD

  • @AngelWink01 THANK YOU :)

  • I love how when anybody disagrees with, critiques, or parodies Michelle her minions flip a shit. A good chunk of them will tell you that you're wrong/have no right to say stuff/are jealous of her etc. No, 9 times out of 10 jealousy has nothing to do with it. Whatever she's doing just doesn't appeal to them -- and I'm not talking about the really rude/crude comments. If their brains hadn't stopped developing at the age of 12 they'd understand that. Maybe.

  • @caramelkarma mind you, many of them ARE twelve :)

  • I see you have quite a bit of time on your hands. Perhaps use it towards more fruitful ventures like waiting tables.

  • @myRincon waiting tables is a fruitful venture? i'm a soldier in the canadian army. 

  • @87pearlgirl I see sarcasm does not translate over the border. Canada has an army? I thought that was just an urban legend.

  • @myRincon you'll really insult an entire country in order to defend a make up artist?

    your moral priorities confuse me.

  • @87pearlgirl It's okay, that person is just a dumb American. We can stop supplying them water anytime if they keep their insults up.

  • you look kinda retarded

  • @s2dorisyeung I'm guessing that's what someone said to you a few moments ago?

  • @YourDeadFish narh i said that bcos i want her to feel the same as like whatever shes doing can make michelle feel and tbh i dont really like michelle either but i dont go make videos of her and stuff

  • @s2dorisyeung really? i thought my incredibly high forehead (fivehead??) made me look the opposite of someone with downs ;)

  • @87pearlgirl oh too bad but you do

  • @s2dorisyeung good one!

  • Since when is it a bad thing to be proud of your accomplishments and goals?

    Maybe you should try it. Instead of sitting in front of a webcam and mocking someone and wasting your time, maybe you should go out and accomplish some of your dreams like Michelle did.

  • @TwinklingBell

    It was supposed to be about Malaria, though? Lol she can be happy and all, but put the Malaria message in an actual charity video, not while you're tooting your oversized horn. Lol.

  • @TheBeastBandit So she combined the two? Who cares. She doesn't do one thing right and everyone has to criticize her for making a small mistake? Well sorry, last time I checked everyone made mistakes.

  • @TwinklingBell

    Last time I saw, other stars don't put their success stories on the same product/commercial as a issue or a charity. Besides, it wasn't really a thank you. She forgot who got her to this point. "Hey, thanks, you guys. Give me more money because I'm greedy." Uhm...if I've supported you for so long, why do YOU expect ME to give money? that's kind of shady to me.

  • @TheBeastBandit If anything, she has the right to brag. That is huge from someone who just uploaded videos on YT. Don't like it? Don't watch it. Is it necessary to be a bitch and make a parody? No. At least she actually put up something about donating while other people would just say, "Thx for the mill subscribers, lolz." It's better than putting up nothing at all. So what, it was the wrong channel, but you know, humans make mistakes, that includes Michelle, she is no god nor does she act it...

  • @TwinklingBell

    It's a parody; everyone makes parodies of everyone. What; are you calling the cast of SNL bitches now? What; are comedians who mock celebrities or politics bitches? And it's funny you said that about her uploading her videos on Youtube. She uploaded them on Youtube! Call the press; this girl brushes on foundation and gets ALL this money and she has ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! Yeah, pretty big considering her fame won't last long.

  • @TheBeastBandit Lol, wow. It's funny how the only thing you said on 3/4 of your reply was trying to be smart and get good comebacks all because I said the word "Bitch." Who cares if its a parody or not? It's still bitchy. And yes, it is very... VERY rare for your face to be in a cover of vogue or other magazines or land a really REALLY good job considering she only uploaded videos on youtube. And not just anyone can do it, if you think otherwise then do it yourself. This would be big FOR ANYONE.

  • @TwinklingBell

    I would at least be ready with a back-up plan instead of milking my mindless fanbase for their money. To be honest, I thought this was funny. It's only bitchy if you really feel the need to defend Michelle like she's a member of your family. She's a make-up guru that sees your name as another dollar sign. Wake up.

  • @TheBeastBandit It's not like she's making them do it, she's not offering anything, but if they want to donate they can, it's their decision, so how the hell is she milking them? Yeah, I'm defending Michelle from stupid ass people who have a really bad taste in humor, but it's funny, you're also defending Pearlgirl like she is apart of your family as well. Michelle is simply a person I subscribed to on YT, and I like her videos, and when stupid ass people start dumb crap I try to correct them.

  • @TwinklingBell

    It's not like I said "OMG PEACHGIRL ISH THE FUNNIEST THANG EVAH!!!!! STFU WHOAR!!!!!" I'm saying it's a parody, lighten up. People will be making parodies their entire lives. Besides, it's the internet. Either deal with what people do or get the fuck out.

  • @TheBeastBandit Neither did I react like that, and you claim I'm treating her as apart of my family. Parody's are fine, when they are actually funny. This isn't funny, this is just dull and boring and rude. Parody's are suppose to make people laugh, to actually be funny, not actually insult the persons career. But in the end of the Day, Michelle is the one making the money and the career, because she is actually doing something that MANY people like, unlike certain others.

  • @TwinklingBell

    What if it was someone else? Would you react the same way? And I'm sorry, but if posting videos on Youtube is a career, then a million+ users have jobs. +1 because she's just putting on make-up without certification. Another +1 because she does the same stuff over and over again.

  • @TheBeastBandit 'Just' isn't a correct word when talking about make-up artists. Sure, Make Up is just skin products, but they make people feel beautiful and confident and helps self esteem, many people have a good career by just applying products to faces, it does take some talent to do it, maybe that's why there are Beauty Schools? YT can help further a career, and it most definitely did with Michelle, and a few others, Justin Beaver, Esmee, etc. Point is, she is most definitely not useless.

  • @TwinklingBell

    Well, when Michelle graduates from Youtube to doing Katy Perry's make-up, then my opinion will change. For now, she was just a lucky girl in the right place at the right time. It's a wonder she hasn't burned out yet, what with her iQQU's FDA issue and all.

  • @TheBeastBandit i like you

  • @TwinklingBell i'm a soldier in the canadian army. definitely accomplishing my dreams! but thanks :)

  • @87pearlgirl dude I was totally kidding.. hahahaha. this is actually pretty accurate..ya i forgot sarcasm sucks when you type it...:/

  • @Umbrabell haha thanks :)

  • I'm guessing we're not watching the same vid because her entire "parody" is offensive. Michelle makes her money buy making her videos. She gets a lot of crap for trying to earn her dollars. Its hypocritical of youtubers to love someone on here and then turn around blast them for making money off the same thing they claimed to love about them. people are jealous because of people like nigahiga and michelle are succeeding where they can't.

  • @miniyellowladybug

    Because slathering on foundation and milking your sugar daddy for money is such a fulfilling lifestyle.

  • thank you!

  • @ArcanaXI thanks for watching! :)

  • thanks for the laughs! =D

  • @Joyceline thanks for watching :) please check out my channel :)

  • Wow, that was...Pathetic . I'm not gonna even call this jealousy. What you are is bitter. Bitter because she took a regular make up channel and took it to the next level. She has a right to be proud of what she has accomplished and its sad that people dog her for it. You are an angry and obsessive stalker, you had to have watched more than a couple of her videos to get the material for this disturbing video. For such a pretty girl you are very ugly.

  • @miniyellowladybug its a this called the truth, check it out at michellephail.tumblr

  • @miniyellowladybug LOL, she just repeated what Michelle said on her Beautiful Story vid! Ever heard of a Parody? lol they make one of all 'famous' people, so relax she never said anything offensive, and it's very accurate! haha

  • @miniyellowladybug lol! :) 

  • SUBSCRIBED less than halfway through :D I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  • @shleefrigerator thank you! hope you enjoy my other videos...they're all different :)

  • spot on

  • loved! you are so pretty!

  • @oukamichan thanks so much! :)

  • This is awesome, and I must say you have beautiful eyes! :D 

  • @FinsternisSan thank you! that's what italian-chinese-jamaican-scott­ish-lebanese gave me i guess. :)

  • i'm not going to call you jealous.

    i'm going to call you pathetic. i hope this is a joke

  • @Sweetumsh yes :) that is why it is funny.

    i'd say i hope you are a joke but unfortunately i think not :( haha

  • You remind me of Regina Spektor <3

  • @CheshireKatzen91 is she a singer or have i got the wrong person?

  • @87pearlgirl Yep, she's a singer and a piano player

  • this is the best parodies of michelle phail that i've watched.

    plus, you are g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s.

    you are hilarious and have michelle right on the nose.

    i love the writing on the face and the hand.

    awesome work keep it up :]

  • @Harajukugrl225 thank you :)

  • jeez how spiteful are you. you're just jealous that she can get lots of subscribers with her talent and beauty. I really hope this is just a joke. even if it is a joke, its not a very funny, well thought out one either.

  • @Thestupidlittlegirl Seem like someone love arrogant people. don't cry if your idol walk all over you by taking your money if you wanted to donate to charity. She would just make excuse like she lost the donation receipt again.

  • @PraptiUltraviolett oh man, i was kidding. Haha now that i look back that really dlloks dumb...haha

  • u're the biggest wicked stupid witch i have ever seen on utube .

  • @hanhatanh i'm actually quite a small one...the witch who played in the original wizard of oz was WAY taller than me :)

  • Lol!! That was so funny!! :D

  • LOL so spot on

  • PERFECT.

  • im so sorry four your face !

  • @MultiDorkstar lol, i dont' hate MP or personally attack her. i just made a parody...funny how people can so blindly follow and get so worked up!!!

  • she just hates asians. racist.

  • @cutie2160 Wtf. When did she say anything about Asians in this video? Stop making up shit.

  • @cutie2160 my grandfather was chinese. :) good try though!

  • It's absolutely hilarious how pathetic you are for posting a video like this.

  • @KiraTheHummingbird It's absolutely hilarious how pathetic you are for posting a response like this.

  • @dotdotThree why thank you

  • Soooo true

  • Your impersonation was HILARIOUS!!!!! Pretty obvious who the "phans" are, but keep up the good work! LOL

  • Oh good lord, this is SO funny and wonderfully accurate! 

  • I love Michelle Phan, but this video is so freaking funny.

  • Okay, Dude. maybe all you fuckers didnt think that michelle was actually thanking youtubers? She wanted to be a makeup artist and because of youtube she got noticed and her dream happened. Fuckin stupid asses. Stop hating. It's stupid. At least she's making use of her time. While your all sitting here talking shit about her she's making big money and she's doing something with her life. last I checked non of you knew her personally so just stfu and move on with your life HAVE FUN GUY'S BYYE :D!

  • BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!

    

  • @Sizzy84 And you know, I'm genuinely sorry that I pissed you off and got you fired up, but clearly you were never 'apologetic'. You're highly immature, and really have a lot of gaul to call me 'unclassy' when you yourself are the one using foul language and showing your ass when you get called. I've sincerely apologized, and it's because this is stupid. If you can get over your attitude and apologize for your language, then it's whatever; it doesn't matter.

  • this is stupid!!!!! you are an a**h****!!!!!1 mocking people thats not nice and thats immiture you make me so mad

    my daughter thinks this is retarded and she is 8

  • @bubblezloveme you have a daughter and you type like this? wow.

  • Respond to this video... 

  • @bubblezloveme you probably should have waited a few years to have children with a vocabulary like that....

    oh, also, i don't know if you know anything about child psychology, but if you're her mom and she looks up to you, she's naturally going to respond to things in the same way that you do as long as they don't affect her inner wants and needs. so if she senses you don't like something, she won't either.

  • also, teaching eight year olds to refer to things she finds ridiculous or stupid as "retarded" is the same as teaching her that special needs people are ridiculous or stupid.

    have a good day :)

  • That was pretty funny if you've seen Michelle's videos! Especially the one this is parodying.