Rex Navarrete - Hella Pinoy - English as a Second Language

[styricpriestess]

"You want belt or slipper?" LOL

[ticktockticktock]

PEANOIZ!

[hitechdriveby]

you have to come to class to see her tits. hahaha

[hyrl]

4:21!!

[bsubida]

To all those who hated on this video because you say filipinos are not citizens they just pitied or they are iliterated because were we come from lets forget the is not one single race that is truly american we are all imagrants i dont what color what race or color white black asian hispanic it dont matter the only true americans are indians this was their land white people left there country to come here because they want a better oppurtunity sounds familiar right so dont hate

[kenshinflyer]

I never knew there were native Scotsmen in Ifugao...

[astigshad]

u want belt or slippers hahahahaha

[taylorfan0001]

lol i hated when i had to recite for ESL class

[lalunaolate]

Nice Punch dude :") ahahahha . I'm a girl ! <3

[Filipinoy1001]

DE COW JUMP OBERR DE MOON.

[ElwoodxProductions]

If you guys like to watch funny FOB videos watch these haha watch?v=OMCTE3sEzzg

[ichannie14]

WITHOUT FURTHER AJUJU! =))))) LMFAO!

[BallinRiceBowl]

F.O.B.

Filipino On Bacation xD

[james5943]

No way! I came from guam too!

Born in guam raised in the philippines!

[ToHearISee]

From Celebrity Black PInoy that was funny as hell i loved it

[x3fishy]

12 people can't do the pinoy accent XD

[hanid78]

@x3fishy absolutely. but filipinos can.

[Borderose]

lol Reminds me of my Foreign Relations professor. XD

[adiksadiatabs]

rex probably started or popularized jokes about how pinoys pronounce english words and used in another context but lately other fil am comedians jump in on this band wagon and so the idea's getting thin

[lolsebasstian]

hahahhahahah

[XxLordOfWarDMxX]

Donut piss me out !

[TheStok45]

he said hellla

[jedaise]

why are they so much haters? Pinoy din ako! and i dont see anything wrong about Rex making JOKES about how pinoy english is, what about when Americas speak tagalog and pronounce our words with their American accent, Dont we laugh? We do right? its the same thing. Lets not be sensitive rather be mature in accepting JOKES! OK?

[icalculi]

*breaths heavily on mic* ,lololol! yeah that's what most kids noticeably do in mic.! xD

[djhell88]

bakit ba my mga haters dito....nakakagulat lang...may mga tao talagang makitid ang utak...

[phil662]

You want belt or slipper? Do not piss me out! LMAO

[evayagz]

it's a joke guys..c'mon..stop hating...just laugh okay? I'm living here in the Phil. and Im a Filipino, particularly an Igorot and I'm really really proud...it's the awful truth guys...some Filipinos are like this, he makes fun of us, and he makes fun of himself too..so just stop hating :) hahahaha...nice Rex..mooooooore!!!

[pinkrhythm04]

@evayagz exactly...its just a JOKE!!

[jcjavier3691]

HAHAAHAHHA scotsmen and Irish with Ifugao and bontocs haahahaha

[kellycloudsg]

fuck you Rex Navarrete! pango ka pa din kahit mag aamerican accent ka gago!

[theflips1180]

this is is hella funny!!!!! especially because there is a teacher at my school named MRS. SCOTT|!!!!! IM NOT LYING! THAT SHIT IS PUTANGINA HILARIOUS!!

[animefancraze]

W about you all hut the fuck up.

[animefancraze]

How bout this you bunch of fuckin' haters, I'm Filipino and I can take a joke. This is just go we are and the common problem of dialogue we are faced with okay. So you can go fuck off because if someone can a joke on their own race then they have a sense of humor and you. I live in the philippines and I thought this was funny. Plus blacks, whites and Latinos makes jokes on themselves because they find it funny okay. Plus last time I checked, most of the damn nurses in the US are filipino. So ho

[TheKongol19]

fuck you dude.... you're not a comedian.. you're a stupiid racist, you are not filipino.. dude you just became an american citizen and im sure you make lots of moneys there.. and im really really sure someone just laugh at you so hard when you first time in the U.S. because of your begginer accent and you just getting revenge to the other filipinos who dont know english accent.. you must die

[glennxz]

some filipinos are laughing at this... so ridiculous... poor filipinos...

[SpidyONE1]

Filipinoes are a bunch of illiterate people, they can't speak a perfect and complete English statement so they add a bunch of Filipino words with them. I swear I've heard this a million times. i work with a lot of Filipinoes and they are confusing to listen to, makes you wonder what they learn in their schools, or are they really that dumb and stupid?

[TheLasvegasmafia1]

@SpidyONE1 hater hater hater hater hater hater...... and so on. tarantaro ka= fucked up white washed filipino hating his own kind.

[cybertronicjams]

Its kinda funny how this rex is making fun of filipino customs and stuffs yet other filipinos are laughing at it. shame on you filipinos for thinking you're already way up high that you can ridicule those who are left behind. being american citizens now doesnt mean you're american. it just means they pitied you for not being content with what you have and they guess they can use you for their own purposes. you wont be there if american economy have any use for you. SHAME ON YOU!!!

[luckypinoy]

"You hab to se her tits." LOLOL

[angieangel2]

due! im from guam tooo! and im filipino

[VentolinFreak]

"FOB. Filipino On Bacation"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Preach it, Kuya Rex!

[iamMattastic671]

Dude im from Guam and wow i freaked out when he said guam but im also filipino so man this guy is great!!!!!

[boojinghi]

peyreynts en istudeynts.......!!!!! LMFAO

[MrWonderful3000]

tangkina this is so mi pamalie LMAO

[GregKrichelleGia]

Love 5:15 - Hafa Adai hehehe

[jancatz]

oh my gosh thats funny my mom is pinoy 1:00 and married a "Scott" lol!!!!

[mavvelz18]

i love

[jjamppong10]

English is taught based on North American English. However, most schools in the Philippines are staffed by teachers who are not native Anglophones and thus think using Austronesian instead of Germanic grammatical structures. Non-standard usage arises from their second language acquisition of English.

Source: Wikipedia

[N1SM0sn1per]

Jus de udder day!

[KungFuBill1845]

fucking ifugaos and bontocs fighting playing your music all goddamn night can you fucking keep it down there i cant hear my bagpipes lulz gold!

[KungFuBill1845]

0:50-1:55 lol

[saddiq26]

mas maganda c jessa belle, un ang panoorin nyo, talagang matatwa kau sa mukha pa lang...

[Mik3isaF0B]

dude I'm from Guam aha!! :DD

[zuzeshi]

im from guam to

[Mik3isaF0B]

aha really now.

what school you from?

[zuzeshi]

sshs(simon sanchez high school)

[Mik3isaF0B]

nice I go to GW

[jwandhispals]

XD love this guy all his jokes remind me of my mom

[dex052]

"widout furder ajuju" "you want belt or slipper" "don't piss me out" ROFL

[MaximA014]

His jokes never get old no matter how much I come back and watch this. XD

[honey050209]

god..

he's so..like...

sooooOO funny!...

damn.. im Crying for joy!....

hahahaha

[a0haal]

do you want belt or sliper!!!

[Jonahig57]

discount is not in any filipino vocubulary in america anymore

[IcedAzn]

SOB = Filipino on Bacation ha ha hella funny. DISCOUNT!

[panghulan1122]

its not SOB. its FOB

[IcedAzn]

my bad i mean FOB

[Freedawk]

"you have to come and see her 'teach'"

haha

[Lyricssa]

Da cow jump ober da moon

[ilnn408]

hhahaha discount

[retreat78]

this dude is funny

man im pinoy too

[aeriellegepilano]

lmao xD

[shikiru1]

Hi! Just want to know what he said during the last part. Did he say "The cow moved over the moon?"

[VillexxsYn]

yes he did. lol

[freeballer94]

no he sed "the cow jump over the moon"

its a children's song.

[freeballer94]

i just found the name of the song, its called, "hey diddle diddle"

it was a popular song for kids

[manchoi06]

THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON...... ;D

[SwiftX17]

he said" The cow jumped over the moon"

[van21691]

its "The cow jumped over the moon"

[529basketball]

that was awesome.....post more videos pare!!!!!

[3000k8]

haggis adobo LOL

[masonf18]

haha excellent!

[XairsoftXmasterX]

FTW

[MORRIS153]

i love this! "I have perfected the englas laguage, i hab no accent what so eber! testing 1-2-3 can u here it, neder can i! LOL

[tipsfan]

Don't piss me out!!

[hoyitsdarryl]

2:30 wtf? LOL

[skumagani]

you want belt or sleppers?!!

[SpYwareDjez4u]

come and see her teets xD wtf hahahahha

[boplax3]

where can i buy his video??? any one knows?

[lekvan]

i never get tired of watching this vid..lol

[playecfan5244]

the accents are killing me. i love the teacher's intro haha "i hab no aczent whatsoeberr" lol

[p1n0yBalleR]

Filipino

On

Baycation LOL

[nnayga]

lol the accents ARE funny

[franzken]

omfg this funny i grew up in the phill to now im in america.. going to take up 2 esl class this summer.. oMFG!! im so nervous

[besalda101]

lol letz TETCH! U HAVE 2 C HER TETCH!!!

[quickrandomasian]

lol loves the FOB joke

[Lionshearth223]

I thought it was FOV.

[rcaladlr]

I love ESL classes lol. but I shouldn't be in them

[soulus88]

mannn im from the subic bay area lol that shit is true tho

[StraWberriGizaXD]

Nyaha. He wasn't Mongolian, he was just sleepy.(=

[luverboy30]

you have to come and see her teats. lollollololo!

[eway77]

hilarious

[Tuldokinizer]

it's raining aren't they? they doesn't want ? maybe they kenat want to know ,hhehehe

[XxXxtwistEDxXxX]

Guam FTW!

[alyanna290]

de cow jamped ober de moon :))

[allytrin]

wicked

[wayner396]

it's true, i lived there a few years, except they speak taglish more then either tagalog or english...drove me nuts

[Nurikane]

Ditto, brother! It's a shame that I'm one of the living proof. :D

[ajg012189]

this guy is way too funny :D

[MagandaSailorBlue]

A Minus~ ;D

[erebus1]

I grew up in manila and spent my almost my whole life there.We do speak like that,well most of us and i have to admit most of the English teacher speaks like that and its a vicious cycle that why we cant learn it properly-English Language Trainer

[wolfsilver]

ULOL..... You dont know your Philippine Geography MEN!

[xagmn]

lol, you people are being too defensive, I too am Filipino and he's Filipino too, I love being Filipino and I also love the Philippines, but I friggin love his jokes. Talk about patriotism. If you hear more of his jokes, you'll see how smart he is. Dude! You should be proud! Sheeesh..

[resurreccion96]

You keep on insulting Filipino English because you are probably just a High School graduate or even just a loser. If I know your grammar is much funnier than your KJ stories.

[jellymanmarlin]

adobo hagis! XD hahahaha scottsman on top of the igorots! haha

[NikkiSavella]

"Yu hab tu com ennd see her TECH!" LMFAO!!!!

[xagmn]

you hab to cam in misis iskats class she's my peybrit titser, you hab to cam see her "TITS"..XD

[NikkiSavella]

Haa hahaa, it actually makes the same sound ya know? LMFAO! ^O^

[miszbm87]

my teacher was a filipino woman...you know what that means right? discount.

haha i <3 it.

[bjthepumpkinguy]

filipino robin williams

[crazyluver21]

"Without further a juju, i would like to bring out my very first graduate for this evening, when he first came to my class, i thought to myself, i think he's a mongoloy, but i look at his paper, and he's not from mongolia, he was just sleeping"

ahah..awesome

[dipsyet101]

hahahaha c mrs scott bisaya pala s guam dw sya nkatira hindot!

[gogglespinoy]

lol i can so relate xD i had to take ESL too, it sucked, make me feel like a retard

[LegoLas06321]

"you have got to see her teach"...

[tigress950]

man, he is so cool. he's funny, hilarious, everything like that. we rule, filipinos rule!!!

[agnusdei11]

he's killing me. ROFL. hilarious!

[filofolyf]

haha nice.. thats mad as

[awagamgnalaw]

mommy daddy mommy daddy mommy daddy?

[gothicgrace]

Haggis adobo!!!!

xD

Ah, that's friggen funny

[puPPy711]

he even nailed the scottish axNT!!

[Thsiscool]

hahaha!!!  freakin hilarious!!!

[spongebob12345678910]

discouunt!

[xAcexofxKings]

lmao haggis adobo!!! lol

[soulus88]

yeah man! im from the subic lol

[irenek518]

haha love the reference to guam!

i'm from there :D

[MzMaryPoppins]

lol. rex is a funny guy!

[doobie5]

funny! hey... i'm from subic...

disclaimer: the capitalization of the comment is placed on purpose... baka may mag racist comment at laitin comment ko e... buwakangang ina nya pla e! tanong ko lang... can you fcuking talk or write our language?

pinoy reppin

[Dangarang]

I thought you were going to make a good point until you used the word TALK when it should've been SPEAK. You get a point taken away for improper word usage.

[doobie5]

Point one, you were able to understand my comment. (so you mean you can understand grammatically incorrect sentences!? Second point, I talk to Americans everyday for more than 2 years and I have to deal with grammatically incorrect (add bad pronunciation and annunciation) Americans. Brag that English is your natural tongue.

Third point, language is dynamic. If you are to correct my usage, you should not be bragging or whatsoever here, so move your fat ass and work!

[inocentes28]

have you heard his accent in other videos he made? specifically the sbc packers? pinoy na pinoy d b? so he can speak/talk in english we all know that most filipinos know how speak english. this video has been made to entertain people and to promote filipino talents.

peace

[ynahanimegoddess]

P.s. my comment is directed at that jerk below redeen123. quite a rude chap.

[nolanmoks24]

1:29 IS FUNNY SHIT

[majoannerafer]

Scott- Tribal indigeneous name hahahaaha

[oneperson217]

you have to come and see her tits!!! lol this is funny ass madapaka

[mckim1208]

you have to come and see her TEACH!! haha...

[allanroyce]

lol...this is only a joke...and speaking english is not the based of your knowledge asshole!!

[Ronnelsky]

he's not talking to americans or foreigners. The audience are mostly pinoys.

[toasterninja00]

u made me lol so much

so ignorant

[teitei05]

do u understandwhat he was saying????

[teitei05]

What? that doesn't make sense AT ALL.. maybe ur the one who needs it!! :)

[NikkiSavella]

Denial is hard to deal with I get it. So its okay, you do not need to be so obvious.

:-D

[Xjreme18]

um are u racist? cos i dnt and its only a funny vid not a shit vid -.-"

[NikkiSavella]

errm who said I was? o.o

[Xjreme18]

duh read ur old comment -.-

[NikkiSavella]

well DUH if you read it you would know I am not. :-p

[ynahanimegoddess]

Hilarious. So if you have had a much better education, why do I find this pathetic excuse of a sentence grammatically incorrect? Hmmm, see for one, God has to be italicized evidently. Next, you forgot your apostrophe s after GOD. and then you are using the wrong "your" for this part. I think you mean YOU'RE. As in YOU ARE. And your ellipses, it's missing another period. Ellipses always, always, always consists of 3 dots.

[ynahanimegoddess]

And as for regarding yourself you should have used I (i.e. I myself...). I personally think you've just shown how incompetent you are. The next part of this sentence would be used to conclude my argument. "i had"? I think you mean I HAVE. "Had" just implies you've passed away... or perhaps you have lost you're so-called "better english". Try your luck next time.

[skillsskillz123]

LOL! Im prom guam, hafa adai!

[OMGitsMODAFAUKER]

haha ako den, saan ka natitira? Yigo, Dededo?

[rosheen12]

funny

[AuroraEmpire]

I swear the people that I've interviewed in my bideos rock english just like tha. Gotta love it though!

[jenling911]

lol filipino on bacation

[ucanh8]

haaha this is my favorite part! lol hilarious!!

[JonasGurl42]

hahaha I LOVE THIS GUY!

[raeysh]

yeah, hab to kam n see her tits hahahaha!!!

[warriorskull12]

LMAO...wat did he said at da end?

[raeysh]

d cow jump over d moon

[drkphinx]

D cow jumped oberrr da moon.

[reichnamjel]

HELLA pinoy!!!!

i love my country so much... even in the face of corruption and crisis, we can still laugh at it because we have FAITH and HOPE...

and that's the best thing filipino's have. we don't resort to violence....

[JoinTheForce]

LOL, I love dis!

[redjacketkid1408]

nice Irish accent. hahaha

[joooyyyaaa]

lol, you cum hure. you want belt or slipper?

[BarbiesAreAwesome]

do you think that's cool? yup he's a great comedian but he's making fun of us filipinos. that's one of the reason why foreigners think that we are stupid! come on rex you're making the philippines a lot more worse

the point is hes trying to make us laugh not make fun..

[MyJuiceBox]

TITSER. LOLOLOL.

[blank0818]

do you think that's cool? yup he's a great comedian but he's making fun of us filipinos. that's one of the reason why foreigners think that we are stupid! come on rex you're making the philippines a lot more worse

[reichnamjel]

you know what... This shows that we filipinos can just laugh at problems. it's better this way than promoting violence...

i, myself just laugh at my problems cause i know i can solve it....

i am not like those some races, to be exact, the afro-americans, who are using violence to express their feelings... fuck it dude.