Austin Powers- Doctor Evil

[001RubberDuck]

can't believe I'm doing this for my monologue in drama

[wheresmyrematch]

he made outlandish claims like he invented the question mark. LMAO

[Phriendship]

I wanna do this monologue for theatre class.

[Drumkid945]

@Phriendship same here! HAHAHAHA

[aberfro1989]

Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. Breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[dance2noise002]

My fathher would Womannizzze, he would drink....

[whatutinkitis]

1 person is a 15 year old french prostitute with webbed feet

[Tristanroyr]

how do you make a meat helmet? :D

[Willandacamera]

Scott is the one person who disliked this.

[StrongGaia]

0:38 isn't crazy - Chestnuts are lazy!

[Vincentvuoto]

I haven't watched this movie in years and I forgot how hilarious it is.

[davedetrick]

These guys think they have it bad...

Then Dr. Evil showed them up something fierce.

I wonder if any of those poor saps have been placed in a bag and beaten with reeds...

[desertmouse1]

brilliant writing



[mrbattlenet]

@desertmouse1 Breathtaking

[kinkytransvestite]

best moment for me: the look on the guy w/ the baseball cap's face at 00:47

I've always felt this scene is a reference to the style of the Bond novels as written by Ian Fleming, often featuring as they did bizarre and exotic details

[DeaNovo]

some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. hahaha

[daust126]

this is awesome

[johnowenD]

Huge WTF factor LOL

[sageeagle]

OMG!!! Just too Damn Funny!

[audreyjonasoftheoper]

LOL ROFL

[tajash13]

badass

[Pewptypeupty]

[rofl2]