CHEAT OFF THE ASIANS!

[XblackswanXx]

Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over

Me: Because you wanna play the Find The Drugs In Car Game!

Note; Never play the Find The Drugs In The Car Game if you actually have drugs in the car.

[gzac95]

Police are supposed to be trained in fire arm use and 3 days is good enough for an m-4 they're easy to shoot.

[ArizonaT]

LOL! The ending was priceless!!!! I like ur ending song, its cute :P

[Event0011]

@nigahiga COMMENT ON SITE 83!!

Thumbs uo so ppl can find his comment.

[ImAHugeFish]

its just a stereotype i dont call anybody that.....

[peaceluvcandy4]

. . . How did you know I was supposed to be studying for my Algebra II and French finals?!

[LamentedGrief]

I'm an asian. Everyone else in my class is as well. Who do I cheat off? My teacher?

[gzac95]

@LamentedGrief Mexicans.

[XblackswanXx]

@LamentedGrief No, you're teacher cheats off of you.

[bearyberrynhu]

mest up to asians!

[AlexAvlonitis]

im the boss B-)

[Joefest99]

How racist!!!!

I have heard that he exploits individuals with Downs Syndrome in his lame ass videos too!!!

We need to petition to get this douche banned from Youtube!

[ImAHugeFish]

@Joefest99 let me guess ure asian

[Joefest99]

@ImAHugeFish Yeah, and I'm sick of being called a "Chink" "Slanted eyes" "Chopstick-dick" and just outright made fun of and ridiculed for it!!!!!

[Caryjane1]

@Joefest99 What part's racist? Saying Asians are smart? Personally if anyone stereotypes me in a positive way, I sure don't mind...maybe just me

[XUchihaXObitoX]

@Joefest99 dude shude up you are going from vid to vid comenting the same thing get a fucking life

[MichaelKrary]

I don't know why all you fanboys think Phil is so special. I personally know a lot of friends like him. His constant non stop machine firing ranting ability is nothing special. It is call Autism combined with ADHD. A motor mouth with a short attention span, on drugs.

I am tried of replying to you fanboys on the always same" Show proof phil is a druggie"

Are you all Deaf? He said he have drugs in his car on this video. Just listen. God give you ears for a reason. Use it. dammit.

[MichaelKrary]

A person who defends a ranting racist druggie, is just another druggie.

Birds of feathers flock together.

Even Phil knows he himself is a raging racist. He tries hard to keep it under control. But when on drugs, he loses control.  Who that hell thinks of "12 yrs old thai boy sucking your dick" while making a video on youtube? He is not a homo. But that's just gay.

That is why he try to quit youtube many times. We all been lied to by him. Saying something and stick to it. No morals.

[XUchihaXObitoX]

@MichaelKrary wow your stupidity is blinding

[JGSluvKY]

@MaskedTehGamer Takes one to know one!

[atomicdeath1000]

IM YOUR FATHER BITCH love ya

[MichaelKrary]

5 Top Reasons why Phil is GAY:

1. He pay some girl off the streets to be his girlfriend.

2. He do drugs. And when I said drugs, I meant CRACK and WEEDS.

3. He is over his 30's but acts like a little faggot still in high school.

4. He is a loner during his high school years

5. He is a bigot racist with too many video on youtube of stupid bits he came up with by reading the News and he watcheswaytoomuchfuckingpornje­rkingofftohomosexual...and on and so on...etc

[Shadow4368]

@MichaelKrary Lol Learn to spell?

[musicgenius100]

@MichaelKrary FUCK YOU !

[mysporeyo]

@MichaelKrary its funny because ... you call him rasist yet your homophobic.... he has better video's than you. he has a girl friend something you dont. he probally has a good life, you don't. and atlest he goes to school and has friends. and nice grammar "he do drugs" have a good day.... retard

[MichaelKrary]

@mysporeyo

Another retared fanboy. A tool. A brainless pawn.

[KellandGreystone]

@MichaelKrary 1. Proof?

2. Drugs = gay? You must be on fire then.

3. He's not 30 he's in his mid 20s

4. Your point?

5. Openly preaches against racism by making light of the subject.

6. watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I <--- just the first 4 seconds.

[MichaelKrary]

@KellandGreystone

1. The proof is in most of his video. youtube: "phil on drugs"

2. Gay in a sense as LAME. As he is a parrot, repeating what he heard on FOX NEWS.

3. He maybe in his late 20's, but he looks 30's by doing all those drugs. An old fart.

4. I been watch Phil for 2 years, until I can't stand his racism on the "Asian girls have slanted sideway pussy". A false rumor. A lie.

5. You cannot use racism to make light or fight against RACISM. You can't use fire to fight fire.

[MichaelKrary]

@KellandGreystone

1. Proof?

Are you deaf?

In this video at 1:35

He said " I had cocaine in my car" whenever a police is behide him.

You tell me if he ever had coke in his car?

"Coke is a hell of a drug"

[KellandGreystone]

@MichaelKrary Sarcasm dude. Might wanna look in a dictionary. He's also said things like he's killed someone or something. He also made a video for people like you where he says you're stupid if you take everything he says literally and seriously.

[MSAM004]

loool at his hair

[134Love134]

I am a stupid Asian....literally i cannot learn math for my friking life D: asian genes why u be so meaaan

[IronPenguin5]

hobo piss =Asian smart juice

[LVnthelife]

Inetresting video

[yourmommm123]

"it's a test on how well you can cheat" ... so fucking trueeeee

[timeturner415]

im asian...so what do i do?

[Jorell1000]

@timeturner415

Sit up straight and don't lean over your work. Don't rest your arm on the table when you're thinking about a problem. Make sure you show your work clearly and make your writing large.

[EVULROX]

@timeturner415

Cheat Off One Of Your Asian Freinds.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@timeturner415 Cheat off of the other asians lmao:D

[kblively]

@timeturner415 Cheat off yourself

[MrViegar0]

im billy 20 and i have 1 arm and people enjoy laughing at me :( f**k them all

[MrThaddeusXIV]

I'm Thaddeus 25 and i kill wilderbeasts with my crazy eye stare....

[Kingtut90sKid]

squidoo.com/why-white-people-p­refer-marrying-asians

[eglr]

ORGAZMO!!!! XD

[Jijilla]

I'm Jenni, 18, and I'm from Finland. I like knitting, as lame as it sounds, and music and movies.

[sethoffuture]

I'm Nicholas in 15 and blacksmith!!!! Yes people still do that for a hobby......... Also, it's not all about copying the Asians it's copying the one smart guy in the room then copying your friend who did like telephone :)

[wcooper97]

Who buys commemorative plates!?

WHO BUYS COMMEMORATIVE PLATES!?

Stan Smith.

[gleekymaddawg]

todays my birthday well my birthday 2 years ago......... i turned 11!!!!! HAHAHA

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

an M4 is an assault rifle/carbine, not a machine gun. I know I'm being anal about it, but it always bugs me when people see a gun that has an automatic setting and immediately go "machine gun!". lol i'm a douche, i know.

[NikkiDaGamerLIVE1]

Nikki and i sleep eat and play xbox!

[TheFungshwai]

@NikkiDaGamerLIVE1 you have a good life

[agedskunkjuice]

im ben and im about longboarding and CHEATING OFF THE ASIANS!

[ballinup12]

this was when sxephil videos were good

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

I'm Brianne, but my Chinese name is Xiang Hua. ;D It means smelly flower.

[Sk8punk332]

My name is Nhang Le and Im a 12 year old asian

[DurdyD91]

I'm Danielle and i'm Jamaican! :D

[XUchihaXMadara666]

i am 17 i and i am icelantic and i am AWESOME AND INSAINE

[baganga]

My name is Tomoka and I'm japanese.

[KimberleyASamuels]

Im KiMbErLeY and im 12 and BRITISH

[disfiguredblunt]

@KimberleyASamuels er

[superkat5551]

I'm Sara. I'm Canadian, eh ;)?

[boogyfunker12]

my name is jamie the blame game james

[IqSeth]

Hi, Im Seth.

[twetwe1997]

@IqSeth thats my favorite name ^.^

[Wucas666]

we had those commercials in canada too.... you think there wouldn't be much of a market there

[robynnikki]

funny very good

[marebear392]

oh my god there's coke in the car!

[Criscogurl21]

lol, I did that last year when I pulled an all-nighter. I started cleaning my room, and my hangers in my closet were like ten times louder than i remembered them being. I scared the shit out of my mom when I was on the computer and she went down to work out. I collapsed around noon though.

[IPurgeNonBelievers]

QOTD: I'm your son! 

[getyourownbeer]

That's the only reason I'm friends with asian people..

[bistycat]

This is y im asian!

[baganga]

@bistycat I know, Me too!~

[cod5x]

never giva another country wepons america we have learned our lesson hopefully with the taliban

[CLMcKnightt]

phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.

[katsioylas]

QOTD; im a bank robbing raper xD i escaped from jail 4 days ago and now im coming to you to rape you!!!aghh

[whitetigar22]

QOTD: I'm a 16 year old who watches you whenever i find the time because i agree with almost everything you have to say. I live in MN and looking for stuff to take my mind off of stuff, thats where you come in.

[Aetherkings]

"Maybe it's not as easy as Jack Bauer makes it look."

Of course it's not. Nobody can match him.

[IAmTheNathan]

1 in 3 police officers (or as there called the gardai in ireland) have been in prison in there life lol so ur bein helped by a lawbreaker

[vamplycangirlellipse]

QOTD: im a 13 yr old girl who is obsessed with youtube and just being on the computer, im a loser in life and i have barely any friends, im an avid sxephil fan and im very dedicated to watching vids on youtube... because i have no life...

[sikatwin1234]

QOTD: Im an antisocial suburban raised 14 year old who moved in with her father last sep. to the awesomest ghetto ive ever been frightened in and now loking at the date this was posted i can't believe people are still posting comments...

[lambsbread89]

musician. cook/mass comm student with plans to overwrite media as we know it :)

[BeatVu]

thumbs up if you went wtf for the ad xD

[TheOnlyMrTech]

instead of studying my ass off, i just pass everything else, and fluck finals/exams, and take classes that are easy as hell

[TheOnlyMrTech]

instead of studying my ass off, i just pass everything else, and fluck finals/exams, and take classes that are easy as hell

[radiationcat]

QOTD: I AM THE WALRUS!!!! No, im a beatles fan who has had the same staying awake/falling a sleep at noon crisis for 2 weeks and counting...

[TheVampyressAustin]

im a musician and i love animals and adorable puppies! and im craaaaaaaaazy and its too late for me to be talking

[Cchan415]

u know we can trick ppl if they try to trick Asians cheat off of Asians = u might get horrible answers

[m3xicanSuperman]

...is from Romania, yes we have internet here. Hello! :)

[jenestarwind666]

it takes like an hour to learn an M4

[HDlfc10]

@jenestarwind666 no it dosent it takes about a week

[QueenRocker74]

And I'm Korean. Which is fucking awesome.

[QueenRocker74]

Hey Phil, I used started following your videos since September of 08 but stopped once summer came around. Now I'm going through all your videos to catch myself up. I'm 16, practitioner of MMA (before it was cool), and I love your videos... well most of them. By the way do you still do live shows?

[Gabriolus]

lo i like u fil ur a funny dude u talk way to fast but still ur funny. .

[xxxfizzybaybiixxx]

Mikaela...16....Roman Catholic...Irish.

[Beedizzle96]

Brody. 13. A plus student. Closet Perv

[Beedizzle96]

Brody. 13. A plus student. Closet Perv

[mauiwowi]

another closet asian racist video by Phil fvcktard

hey why dont you make a so called "comedy" video about black people?

[NELLY4EVERTAYLORFAN]

im yaneli. im 14. i live in idaho. its boring here. i luv ur shows, ur hilarious. i've been watching ur videos for about a week and i already really like them. umm....thats about it......keep up da good work! :)

[tshaw93]

XDDD "i have a puddle in my lap- *jumps* AH its cold"

[snakegryffon]

kyle. jewish. 17.

[leelolizer]

I'm Lee Hi

[ccrawford444]

Do you read new comments on your old videos?

Anyway, I'm Christine and I am a freshman in college. I just started watching your videos over spring break, and they're pretty awesome. Thanks for doing what you do and speaking your mind. It's refreshing listening to what you have to say. You don't sugar-coat things, and you let people take away what they will from your videos. Thanks.

[gejshaKING]

im nikola ive been watching your videos for 3 days and im at this point wright now you rock..not but still you rock

[Sworddeer]

I'm Marissa, I make costumes~.

[Thesteveism]

im steve. lol

[TheawsomeRandomBen]

I AM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[drumstik752]

im aj watch ma vid

[theclash06013]

You can teach someone to use an M4 in 3 days, they won't be a marksman, but they'll be able to use it, also you probably would choose your best shots for the training

[InKa4484]

I am McLovin!!!!! and i got a boner.

[wmkboba]

@InKa4484 i am wmkboba and i just got a jizz

[1997allday1]

im in your closet

[jessbecuzyouluvme]

I'm Jessie, I'm from Virginia, and i love you phil! :D

[gmelendez999]

WHO ARE YOU !!! OH WAIT YOUR phil....im jonathan!!!

[exxxys]

I procrastinated the night before one of my exams and got an hour of sleep and I got an 80. Maybe I'm Asian on the inside?

[nesthead98]

@exxxys No, an Asian would get a 105%.

[pyruscollectorx]

@nesthead98 nope my asian friend got a 107

[klsanchezmeow]

What a gross generalization! By the way, my band's got a new video. Check out our channel.

[ShadowPuppetHomocide]

I'm Chloe, I'm British and I live in Spain, this feels like how I'd imagine an AA meeting, and I am fascinated by your funny / intelligent rambling.

[thisthatproductions]

im 14 and im emo but i dont look like it :P im more about the music and the state of mind

[SackOSuck]

so...what your saying is, your a crazy fuck?

[thisthatproductions]

no im saying im a depressed girl who wants to kill herself but doesnt show it with clothes, i show it with scars on my wrists

[10Fallenangels]

Im Roshelle Grifith and I am 15 years old :] And I think your more than a 6 :]

[MusiqueMeltdown]

Im 18 years old and Im an amateur music producer

[xSinCitySaintx]

I'm a 16 year old juggalo i live in las vegas i'm 6'2" and hawiian

[FingerboardUntilIDie]

I'm nathan I get called emo because I have black hair and it's over my right eye I only wear black skinny jeans and like music like slipknot escape the fate and bullet for my valentive ect I live in Dublin Ireland and I'm 13

[dogguy96]

I am rosemarys grandaughter, the spitting image of my father and at the end of the day my mothers my biggest fan

[narusakuknight]

also i lke listening to insane clown posse avenged sevensold gwar pantara and music like that

[narusakuknight]

my name is alex tingstad i live in wetaskiwin alberta canada things i like are watching your show playing football, fighting and hanging with my friends

[QuEkSz]

Your the man

[0ctopus260]

im 12 :D josh :P and yh lol

[Gunnzinn]

My name is Gunnar

I'm 12 years old

I live in Hafnafjörður, Iceland

I love CS: S, TF2, COD 6, L4D 2, oh, and my family!

[Michele2luv]

Oh and I actually do live in Anchorage, AK lol it sucks tho :D

[Michele2luv]

I'm Shaquan and I love you more than your girl does so that's not so much either ;) jk I'm twenty and was just fired 4 days before Christmas. I <3 U tho.

[daninja13]

im 15 i live in anchorage in a cave and use the internet off whale oil(this is all bullshit :P)

i actually love guitar and any video game that gets me hooked, and popcorn is the greatest discovery th WORLD HAS SEEn

MWAHAHAHA

[heavymetalmania1]

Lets see i love to play games anscream into a Mic, yes i do actually scream into a mic. i am a vocalist who can do heavy metal screams. i also like attempting to do things that i cant do then failing then laughing at how stupid i look doing these things.

[Shadow90765]

im a 16 year old guy i love mustangs, I play electric guitar :] umm i love hard rock. Favorite bands are avenged sevenfold and hollywood undead. I love tigers and umm i want to learn how to tattoo. that's about it :]

[rock4eva99]

I r 16 =] and female, play guitar for almost a year, love anime and avenged sevenfold xP

[XxallareliesxX]

i am a 12 year old girl who is ur fan on facebook---Breanna Jo Hunt--and i just like your vids and random babllleng

[potatowishes]

@XxallareliesxX random babbling... really, or pure genius.sorry I guess I should take it easy on you given your only 12 years of age .

[jmw1500]

17 play guitar, a few months from not being able to date anybody younger then me and a lot of other laws.

i live in boring indiana and i plan to move out of it as soon as economy will allow me to have the money to do something like that

so ya thats so you know >_>

[fallenandrisencrew]

QOTD: i was looking for a hot vidoe on youtube and one of your vidoes pop up

[dcworld97]

im 16 i skatebored, race go carts love video games :) ove FPS YHA keep making awesome vid's

[Hinataxox101]

I'm a 14 year old canadian. I live in an igloo, drive a polar bear to school and I get drunk off maple syrup. Oh and I'm a girl. So add me onto your list of all 10 girls (now 11) girls that watch your show. :D XDDD

[jadeisthesky]

wahoo! #12

though I'd prefet to be #1

[FingerboardUntilIDie]

im a 12 year old boy who loves muis its my ife!i luv sleeping !!my fave band is escape the fate

[ARREBENTAREITEUCU]

man your cheat off the asians is a cheat off piece of shit and your ears are Dove evil doer of shit ears

[MegaFenderstrat]

how am i liar

[ilikeatarinerd]

im a 12 year old boy who lives in wa i love music its my lfe i play trumpet guitar and baritone horn and im addicted to youtube i love black sabbath and nirvana

[xMoreTx]

1 year yay!

[furbiesmustdie]

also that end comment made me throw up a little.

[furbiesmustdie]

the m4 carbine is surprisingly easy to use although they do have an awful tendency to jam unless you take care of them so no using the barrel to store donuts. the training would probably go:

1. basic use/ using the safety switch.

2. maintenance/ using the safety switch.

3. maintenance/ USING THE FUCKING SAFETY SWITCH BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A HAIRY TRIGGER HARRY.

[its0ver9ooo]

this video was uploaded exactly 1 year ago :)

[gonz4diegoa2]

have you seen the liberty plate? it's literally a tray with separators and painted red,white and blue.... LMAO. and the commericial's like buy this plate otherwise your a terrorist... ok they didnt say the last part but they just should have

[supermaninhevin]

QOTD: I am a 13 year old girl living in Florida. I speak 3 languages. I go to prep school. I skipped 2 grades. It is 12:52am. I should be annotating a shitty book.

[terrancelueckgen]

im a 47 yr old guy,my girlfriend is 20 years older than i, what a good choice. shes a fan too. We live in reddeer alberta canada, i own my own taping company , and she make wind socks for ppl all over the world. We live on a farm just outside of town,i like to play out here, quads sleds, mini bikes, gocarts we make from snow blowers, old cars we race around a track in the back forty we enjoy your videos cause they seem to be insightfull, and quite funny, ----thanx for asking, terry.jean.

[tailgates]

im a teenager who wants to fight for a living i love fighting Like mma, boxing, and jiu-justu thats all i know right now.... =[

my main one is stand up... so yea im not good at ground... hmmm other than that ima a nerd who loves playing video games i might be a rare breed hmmmmm

[css0101]

im 15 and livein austrlia ur shw is tank :P

[skullgryd]

QOTD: i am (seemingly) your only Barbadian fan! (i'm lying :P) u rock hardcore!

[MegaFenderstrat]

QOTD: i am a 14 year old musician who is one of your few young viewers that isnt looking for porn

[burgerhead666]

@MegaFenderstrat omg me 2!!!!! wut du play?

[MegaFenderstrat]

@burgerhead666 a Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, a Yamaha Pacifica Strat copy, an Aria Elechord, a Takamine G-series.

[MegaFenderstrat]

@burgerhead666 a Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, a Yamaha Pacifica Strat copy, an Aria Elechord, a Takamine G-series.

[MegaFenderstrat]

@burgerhead666 guitar

[tony38727]

@MegaFenderstrat Hey!!! what is wrong with that?

[DTrueAce]

@MegaFenderstrat lmao same here, cept im 15

[PickleKunAMV]

@MegaFenderstrat im 12! muahaha lol

[EnergeticPanda92]

i wanna thank you for keeping me awake all night while trying to do my 5 page english paper in one night i did it :)

but i just remembered that there's visual . . . now to continue my phlip defranco marathon!!

[iDashFul]

im sexyy

[areyoureallyy]

and im phil

[iDashFul]

no your not

[areyoureallyy]

well i am actually but just not the phil your thinking of..