I have to return some videotapes

[lucaslovatto]

I need to return some videotapes.

[TheAlien659]

Ever heard of ''downloading'', Patrick?

[NarutorRasengan]

We should stop SOPA or Christian Bale will really be forced to return some videotapes!

[JamiePaulSmithTV]

5 people had to pay fines for overdue videotapes.

[TheAlien659]

Yeah.....we all know what that means...

[LawrenceLugar500]

i never understood why this film has such a strong cult following.

each line you can practically find on youtube.

[JokerScars69]

thats going to be my new excuse for everything LOl

[burntbread36]

Everyone should look up I Have To Return Some Videotapes by Breathe Caroline. It's a song based on this, and it's really aweome

[JediDrea3]

@burntbread36 BC is far from awesome.

[Ninety9Soulz]

And by videotapes he means severed heads, and by return he means fuck.

[takeadayofff]

Now this is what a quality youtube video looks like - short and to the point.

[DomDomMartin]

I had to return some videotapes... but then I took an arrow to the knee

[JoakimZuger]

@DomDomMartin You son of a bitch, i wanted to write that! haha

[Sevmarick]

@DomDomMartin You motherfucker, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!

[Shokukumi]

That's such a 90s thing to say.

[dragonmasterlance123]

Dont just stare at it. Eat it!

Oh wait wrong video....

[mackychloe]

@dragonmasterlance123 Rofl. That quote sprung to my mind the other day lol..... Random!! " it even has a watermark"

[esplodere]

perfection

[Donagni2009sniper]

guard rabbit?

[FlyBoyKhi]

Is that Christian Bale or Quinn from Dexter? They look alike lol.

[Ladiesman2177934]

@FlyBoyKhi They look nothing alike, lol..

[FlyBoyKhi]

@Ladiesman2177934 lol

[Peppepoppldoppl]

Again, retarded Swedes watching this.

[attatae]

srsly redbox fees will PILE UP mang watch out yo fo sheezy n such.

[qwame100]

I wanna see the look on his face when he discovers Netflix!!!!

[azrial4421]

"I hope Im not being cross examined here" "You feel that way?" "No"

[iOmegaGlenman]

that's funny

[PodzniakovisElite]

"Where are you going?"

"TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

[XxiiKILLER]

@PodzniakovisElite But there are no videotapes in the Batmobile...

[Tysoma]

subbed/faved/rated 5 stars

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@Tysoma how did u rate it 5 stars if its like or dislike button for months?

[soulmman]

I forgot. Why did he say this?

[Jizunedizog]

@soulmman I'm assuming just to make people think he actually does normal things? Or to setup an alibi of some sorts?

[TheRoroki]

@Jizunedizog plus as i remember, he often recorded the "happenings"

[1Sandwitch1]

brilliant!

[Kingro619]

A classic one liner!

[youngaria]

Patrick doesn't have to leave places to return video tapes. He can simply go to his netflix account on his smartphone and return them there! Easy! Also saves him time and murder oppurtunities.

[Nevinto]

Sorry guys, you know what I have to do....

[kamilla451]

It's a pitty now this line isn't so appropriate as it used to be.people would think"WTF don't u have DVDs??"

[drainbamage06]

@kamilla451 no that makes it even better! :)

[Nerevar1990]

I use this all the time when I want to leave someplace

[bboybram]

@Nerevar1990

Does it work. Aren't people like... what is he going to return?

[MsHarrythedirtydog]

funny 

[horsynospin]

he should've closed his Oscars speech with this line

[1Sandwitch1]

@horsynospin holy crap I agree, it would have been genius!

[Piff146]

He always rents body double in the book

[imboor3d]

Whenever my parents ask me where I go, I say I need to return some video tapes. I love this movie.

[GarsinX]

1 person justin bieiber

[iwishiwaskool92]

one of the video tapes being The Dark Knight. ay ay? ahh fuck it.

[bkzfinest40]

1 PERSON GOT A LATE FEE FROM BLOCKBUSTER

[ChillyDrags]

thats what it should say on the cover of the movie

[cgreen127]

i like the part where he says "i have to return some videotapes"

[casdavies]

@cgreen127 you're much funnier than me

[essenceofdog]

@casdavies why does c.bale keep saying that line? i don't get it - the link between him and video tapes.. can u enlighten me pls? thanks

[serialoverflow]

@essenceofdog

Bateman has two connections to videotapes: a) he watches porn in quite a few scenes, b) he tapes himself with women, sometimes killing them.

But basically it's just some more or less random excuse he made up to get out of annoying situations resp. to avoid further conversation. I doubt he actually has to return videotapes.

[JohnGalt4137]

@casdavies Although you have a slightly better haircut...

[Baronessa]

@cgreen127 lmao, marry me.

[ThisIsRaynor]

@cgreen127 But wait a munite, that was the whole... oh very clever

[Tsujikase]

@ThisIsRaynor

You just made my Day .. haha.

[MagicBoterham]

@cgreen127 Yep, that was the best part by far.

[RobAMusic95]

@cgreen127 Don't say that joke again. Come on, you're funnier than that.

And wit! I like wit.

[MarkBagwell100]

this is the best youtube video i have ever seen

[evolutionoforage]

lulz

[keonii7]

Best line in the universe.

[puchoo]

universal explanation FTW!

[chuwy51]

whats so funny

[NYofthePacific]

@chuwy51 you have to see the scene in context. in fact, the whole movie. then you'll understand whats so funny

[TakeXero]

LEGENDARY XD

[ManyDiamonds]

LEGEND

[Sandpellets]

I need to start using that...

[Downs2440]

Greatest alibi...EVER.

[Plur307]

I say it all the time, only like 1 person in 20 gets it...

[thatonechronic]

Hahaha! This is my favorite movieee :3

[GizzyBee]

Funniest 5 seconds of all time.

[MandiUnreal]

@cyclescott22

Umm... it's either RIGHT before or RIGHT after he's getting interviewed. I remember just because I thought it was funny they used it twice in a row and then once way later in the movie.

[MandiUnreal]

@TheFragile89

haha it's cool, I just watched it the other day and counted how many times...

[MandiUnreal]

@TheFragile89

Actually, they use it 3 times. I laugh sooo hard every time

[Jwalkin23]

I used this line in an investment banking interview and landed a job.

[bastardluv]

i love it! I'm so using this the next time somebody asks me where i'm going!

[PJKonline]

He is a fucking god..

[tariqsayed]

i agree

[copstryin2takemycrop]

He didn't say this in Terminator Salvation, what a bum.

[BTTFMovie]

@copstryin2takemycrop I know. when Kate asked him "what should I tell them when they find out you're gone?" he should've said "I have to return some videotapes."

[origonalname112]

Best line in the whole movie!

[WaySideProductions]

Better than I want you to clean your vagina.

[dganonymous23]

@origonalname112 yea..riight next to "sabrina dont just stare at it, eat it."

[aklein123456789]

i like this

[TheYuppieboy]

Five Stars....

[AfficialNastee9]

Ahahahaha a classic quote....

[VincentVega44]

hahahahahahaha

[Psycho8562]

Awsome!