Absolutely nonsense simple english is needed, if this guy do a course work in Western world would get zero. English language is not about coded grammers speaks what everyone can understand. I am talking to Nigerians/African in Western world and reasonable Nigerians back home,they will understand me more better.
Listen people tell your friends tell everybody the bank will never tell you the truth. BRAKING NEWS--BANK RUN -TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO WEST INDIES, REPUBLIC BANK, ROYAL BANK, FIRST CITIZEN BANK and SCOTIABANK thousand of customers simultaneously and secretly are withdrawing all their funds, because they believe that the banks might go into bankruptcy, or insolvent and that they the customer will lose all their money.[ Global financial meltdown].
" it is not the drivers of lorries and tanks who have brought pains to Nigerian People
NO Rather, it is because of the failure of government
Benini-ore-lagos road today is in a state of calamity, so if the roads is in a state of anomie, if driving through the roads is engaging in a macabre dance, culpability is that of government. it will be sadonic, it will be lugubrious, and it will be a state of " Dismal Abysmal" if parliamant does not rise this morning to fix culpability where culpa.
Hope all the 'holier-than-thou" Nigerians, who live in denial abroad and pretend not to have anything to do with Nigeria or be Nigerian, will eat up their words one day soon - when the light of the Lord will shine upon this country. I pray we all live to see it!
What annoys me, is that I know, yes we've got a lot of self-made issues and problems, but don't go sitting and jesting in the UK or the US thinking that some of these people do not have a huge hand in Africa's problems.
@Tampinu Unfortunately he lost in the primary elections..so he didn't even make it that far..but b4 he got to the house of rep..he was in edo state house of assembly for 8yrs entertaining us..b4 he took it to the national level.
@dafuma1 Seen, Thanks for the info, he looks set to be in the limelight for much longer. Perhaps, he's gonna attempt to return to the state house of assembly and work his way back up.. who knows...I quite like his courage though...Elephantly grateful.
anyone who believes that they can in some way attempt to justify this man's serious violations of the english language, need to watch this video from about 43 seconds in and accept his foolishness
Someone needs to take the thesaurus away from this guy cos he's overcomplicating his life. Plus he can't pronounce the big words he knows so it ends up coming out as jibberish.
If only all Nigerian law makers have this kind of passion, the roads are truly in a state of disrepair, it’s obviously affecting the commerce and prosperity of the country. Unfortunately big English will only put those buffoons off as it’s apparent in the video. The only language they speak is bribe and nepotism. What happens to the love for your country?
i love this guy... he makes me laugh anytime. i hav few resources for entertainment and he supplemented ... i love him for that..... if all our leaders will put laughter in our faces in anyway they can.....imagine that.
dishma bishma is not a word go bak 2 shcul and learn english..... STUPID!!! ..........to nigerian pepull NO! check dah on 28 sec ov dah stupidity he's talkin abwt
@blackhood41 Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
@blackhood41 hese words are the obvious Latin-based antonyms for "optimal" and "optimise", but for some reason they do not appear in most English dictionaries, although "pessimise" is listed in the OED.
Dis guy would make a gud activist, he should reduce his grammar so dat everyone wud simply undastnd wat he's sayin... communication is wat matters here
Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
hey y'll as someone who has an ardor for reading(started reading when I was in primary school), did GRE(Graduate Record Exam-scored 760) I find this ludicrous!!! I've a Nigerian friend who referred me to this video. The guy most definitely knows his vocabulary(I gotta give him that) BUT he seems to throw his words all over. He is saying sardonic Not sadonic. Sardonic means something evil or acerbic(bitter) or sarcastic. I also had to play this a couple of times coz his accent is not that great.
i love the point not emphasing too much and getting your points/views across, u dont need to use big grammer when u known out of 150 million nigerian only 10-50 million nigerians will know what he is saying. Who would not love to speak like him. i would but get ur views across before u start cyclops lol .
Does he understand himself at all? And even if he does, what is his aim? impress people with poor diction or send a message? Dude you suck at it, i bet more people will understand him if he spoke good ol' pidgin English.
Does he understand himself at all? And even if he does, doesn't he hope to be understood and send a message? Dude wake up! no one is impressed, you suck at it. I better your message will be better received if you spoke good ol' pidgin English
abuse him all you want, understand him or not, this guy is ELOQUENT! brings back memories of mock parliament in secondary school. we need real speakers in this country...
that guy speaks English both of Cyclops world ,thank u thisis9ja from the write up ,if u think he speaks rubbish ...than Google it this company also owns youtube so they are right place to tell
It is not the drivers of lorries and tanks who have brought pains to Nigerian people,
NO!!
Rather, it is because of the FAILURE of government,
Benin-Ore-Lagos road today is in a state of CALAMITY,
so, if the roads is in a state of ANOMIE, If driving through the roads is engaging in a MACABRE dance, CULPABILITY is that of government.It will be SARDONIC. It will be LUGUBRIOUS,and it will be a state of DISMAL BISMER if parliament does not rise this morning to fix CULPABILITY where culpability is
just out of curiosity is there any word like dishma bishma or did he invent it? and i believe it's raise this money not rise this money 1:06 , a little shelling there (amongst many others) hon. Patrick.
@rorabokele LMAO! Ask again o! i thought he was saying that Parliament should rise this morning to fix the problem (y'know not literally). No i'm even more confused as if i wasn't confused enough listening to him speak LOL! Chai!
Also, he must have been saying "dismal abysmal" i think, although i don't see y he's using both together if not just for show. Oh my word Naija 4 life lol!
Hon Patrick Obahiagbon - FOR PRESIDENT 2011, 3 terms! At least he cares about the roads - most of the words are legitimate, perhaps an overkill but nonetheless he is mostly saying what is on his mind. I have dusted off my thesaurus so I can get the message.
@ urbanchica....slightly wrong....anomie...engaging the macabre dance...culpability is that of government..sardonic...lugubrious...parliament does not right this money
LMbooooo! " If the road is in a state of anomy.....corpability is that of government. It will be sardonic, it will be lugubrious and it'll be a state of disma bisma."
Osheyee, mind you "pot & kettle" is not = modus operandi. House of rep is not a kingdergarten play ground. Did u see the whole picture? This image is viewed around the world and do you know how mockery and ludicrous it is to our nation and what it says about our own people? I may have used a strong word to describe your brother, but my opinion maybe shared by millions of Nigerians. Peace
This bastard lacks the ability to communicate effectively. His behaviour is juvenile as if he is a junior secondary school boy flaunting his vocabulary speaking abilities. Communication is the ability to convey a message to the receiver in a plain language that can be comprehended. Patrick does not know the modus operandi of communicating with the people that elected him. What a fool
This bastard lacks the ability to communicate effectively. His behaviour is juvenile as if he is a junior secondary school boy flaunting his vocabulary speaking abilities. Communication is the ability to convey a message to the receiver in a plain language that can be comprehended. Patrick does not know the modus operandi of communicating with the people that elected him. What a fool
@Alakpuma It is understandable that you do not appreciate Hon. Obahiagbon's 'communication skills' (your opinion). It was absolutely distateful and disgraceful reading your comment; you have no reason what soever to refer to him as a "bast*#d". All he did was, raise a motion in the house regarding the state of Nigerian roads...and you branded him 'a fool'..'a bast%&d'...It is totally uncalled for. And you said 'modus operandi of communicating'?? LMAO Two words come to mind..pot & kettle.
@Alakpuma This is what I am saying. He cannot communicate with the people he's serving. Let's be honest, you do not need so much vocabulary to get your point. It starts to become annoying really.
@Alakpuma- Spot on man!! I wish the boneheads aggrandizing this numskull could understand the basic concepts of communication. I give you a thumbs up for that
@urbanchica lol U try well o seeing as i had to listen to him 2xce to pick on the words as he blatantly mispronounced them but the words are actually: anomie, macabre dance, culpability and sardonic...
I find it rather pathetic that after such a well written speech he had to show that he spent the night with an oxford dictionary and lace each consecutive sentence with words that will fly over the heads of even the English
lol here is the interpretation..i really had to search the dictionary
Anomie- social instability resulting from a breakdown of standards and values; also : personal unrest, alienation, and uncertainty that comes from a lack of purpose or ideals
by saying macabadance, he meant macadamize
meaning to construct or finish (a road) by compacting into a solid mass a layer of small broken stone on a convex well-drained roadbed and using a binder (as cement or asphalt) for the mass
This man is taking the piss; as the ENGLISH PEOPLE, whom he's trying to copy, would say. We put him in the house and pay his wages with our taxes, what right has he to misbehave?? does he think even his colleagues take him seriously when he speaks? They begin to laugh because they think of him as light entertainment. He should be made to speak plain English or Pidgin even by his constituents - i cant believe they think he's in Abuja doing a good job for them. Is this what he wants as a legacy?
Dis Man is Comedian. Lol is Right Anyway Culpability means Responsibility, Fault, Guilt and more!, It's Govt responsibility to repair damage roads. Try and get use of his grammar.
You see African problem? Even the English man don't use these kind of words especially in a public service office. This is another reason why Africa or Nigeria has so much problems. They don't speak plainly and their goverrnance is not transparent.
He is an Entertainer. Do u kno dat He is far beta dan so many seat warmers in dat house? He makes point. U 'll understand him if u don,t mind his GRAMMAR. Hw many pple do u kno in d house. I think He is among d 1st 3; Bankole, Eteh, Patrick. ........I like Him.
The road remain a death trap to millions of Nigerians every year., due to avoidable road accident, and armed robbery, All these debate had happened even before the last massacre of commuters by armed bandits who ran a commuter bus across people without money on the road. All these happen due to the poor state of the road, that a 3hrs journey now takes 8hrs to 12hrs. and drivers drive on the wrong lane against the road design.
This man needs to face reality,when majority of his constituent can't understand whatever the hell he's saying- he does great injustice to the promotion of democracy!!
Bebecent, you don't have to be insultive. I think you were rude. I'm also a big fan of this man, because I know him personally. Apart from his grammar, I like his personal lifestyle. Calling people name like mugu, stupid, etc, is not too proper. There are other better ways of passing your message across.
Clearly this man doesn't understand the major headache he is giving his mates or how he is also making a fool out of himself!
(translated for Patrick so that he doesn't have to lower his IQ to understand me) - Perspicuously said personage does not fathom the cataclysmic desolation he is conducting upon his compeer in addition to begetting a semblance of asinine cretinousness on his persons.
Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon you need to learn to cut out the grammar and cut to the chase!
oi dont be dissing nigerians in general, its just him and its not like english is his first language. although i do understand that that polititian there was making a mockery of the english language. never heard grammer so butchered 'culpability!' lol
-umm..all yall stupid ppl are obviously not niaja (nigerian) so yu wnt get the inside joke besides his words..it cannot be explained..yu must grow up with it..later suckas!
Lol look who is advising me to use a brighter grammer hahaha by the way... piont of correction its grammar and not grammer you retarded lil rat.. u are just an idiot man i shouldn't keep correcting you like your still in kindergarten just read your response "someone elses" instead of someone else mugu hahahahahaha !!!!!! I hope i have been able to point out your level of stupidity??? The fact is that hon Obahiagbon is far better than u!!!! lmao
Are yu dat vexed, yu are taking it personal. What part of Nigeria are yu from. you sound very aggressive, immature, and rude. I believe that is the reason yu dont know how to talk to people. besides, who told yu am a man. you sound like someone dat is high on something.Correct yur self again Prof. Emeritus. Read yur statement again, i won't correct yu dis time. Take it as a duty. Yu won't hear from me again, cos i see yu are one of the few jobless once fasola is employing in Lagos, better apply
lol... As long as he uses the words in the correct places who cares?? rotflol... It does sound funny though, since you don't use these words everyday on the street...
I got a semester's worth of upper level English from this clip. When it comes to communication, it is not what you say, it is what people hear. The high grammar nature of his words is completely unnecessary when he could as well say; The roads are in disrepair and it is not the fault of the common driver but that of the government, and only the government should bear the responsibility of fixing the mess they have created. This lends understanding to the common man and academics alike.
@cuzoanya you are right. It seems that is just his weak point. But if he tries to become simple , then he ends up not talking articulately as he desires.
Why is this man locution such an anathema to some of you? This is simply his interpellation idiosyncrasy. Besides, he uses those words celestially and bewitchingly correctly! If your linguistic prowess or other decrepitude fails you and you're therefore incapacitated to extol and savvy his articulation, you're at absolute liberty to cork your auscultating anytime he takes to the mic!
I've got to know on him tv since 1996 when asked a simple question about his opinion on issues about a local market(Oba Market) in an interview. Since then we've always been watching out for an interview with him on tv and at least someone amongst us always had a dictionary, a pen and a piece of paper on standby.
That's how he talks in the public but the funny thing about it is that, these words are used correctly!
we will never appreciate ourselves, at least the guy is funny. If you check those words he used in the dictionary, they are very much appropriate in describing that road.
i love this man simply because he's just so distinct in his ways and hs words of choice are just extravagant and peculiar....
irepmotherland1 1 week ago
Absolutely nonsense simple english is needed, if this guy do a course work in Western world would get zero. English language is not about coded grammers speaks what everyone can understand. I am talking to Nigerians/African in Western world and reasonable Nigerians back home,they will understand me more better.
latestdiko 1 week ago
mock him after you learn how to spell grammar
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shoeupon67 1 month ago
DO ''tanks'' patrol LAgos Ore Benin Road???
thedapcee 2 months ago
When I first came to Nigeria,
And I heard grown men talking,
I said to myself, WHAT THE FUCK!
All-day, All-night.
delboy4life 2 months ago
pathetic
TheBashir85 4 months ago in playlist otega
Thumbs Up if u can do the macaba dance. lool
controll27 5 months ago 2
so the guys is saying " Dismal Abysmal" but he has accent so it obsfuscate the true sound of the word.
exceltical 7 months ago
" it is not the drivers of lorries and tanks who have brought pains to Nigerian People
NO Rather, it is because of the failure of government
Benini-ore-lagos road today is in a state of calamity, so if the roads is in a state of anomie, if driving through the roads is engaging in a macabre dance, culpability is that of government. it will be sadonic, it will be lugubrious, and it will be a state of " Dismal Abysmal" if parliamant does not rise this morning to fix culpability where culpa.
exceltical 7 months ago
hahaha this is funny and stupid at the same.
painti006 7 months ago 2
Culpability
Sardonic
Dismal-Abysmal
Lugubrious
Hate him or love him the words actual convey sense.
jrotex 8 months ago 9
It ll be sadonic, it will be lugubrious, and it will be a state of dismal pessimal........' This guy too much I beg....lol
MegaForall 9 months ago
'it will be sadonic, it will be lugubrious, and it will be a state of dismal pessimal......" all of them are correct words....The guy too much!!!
MegaForall 9 months ago
Hope all the 'holier-than-thou" Nigerians, who live in denial abroad and pretend not to have anything to do with Nigeria or be Nigerian, will eat up their words one day soon - when the light of the Lord will shine upon this country. I pray we all live to see it!
What annoys me, is that I know, yes we've got a lot of self-made issues and problems, but don't go sitting and jesting in the UK or the US thinking that some of these people do not have a huge hand in Africa's problems.
abimibola10 9 months ago
Hi, please can anyone advise if this guy was voted back into the House of Reps in 2011 elections?
Tampinu 9 months ago
@Tampinu Unfortunately he lost in the primary elections..so he didn't even make it that far..but b4 he got to the house of rep..he was in edo state house of assembly for 8yrs entertaining us..b4 he took it to the national level.
dafuma1 9 months ago
@dafuma1 Seen, Thanks for the info, he looks set to be in the limelight for much longer. Perhaps, he's gonna attempt to return to the state house of assembly and work his way back up.. who knows...I quite like his courage though...Elephantly grateful.
Tampinu 9 months ago
dumb fools, they dont realise the whole world just laughs at them - sad
phoenixchi28 9 months ago
The Queen of England no dey speak this kind English oooooo! lmfao!!!!
maaaaa09 9 months ago
anyone who believes that they can in some way attempt to justify this man's serious violations of the english language, need to watch this video from about 43 seconds in and accept his foolishness
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JayCNelson 9 months ago
THERE. IS. NO. NEED!!!
Someone needs to take the thesaurus away from this guy cos he's overcomplicating his life. Plus he can't pronounce the big words he knows so it ends up coming out as jibberish.
Keep it simple my broda o!
JayCNelson 9 months ago
If only all Nigerian law makers have this kind of passion, the roads are truly in a state of disrepair, it’s obviously affecting the commerce and prosperity of the country. Unfortunately big English will only put those buffoons off as it’s apparent in the video. The only language they speak is bribe and nepotism. What happens to the love for your country?
aworan02 10 months ago
What else could he have done than talk to himself. He is paid 998 million naira yearly to do so
naijahome 10 months ago
i love this guy... he makes me laugh anytime. i hav few resources for entertainment and he supplemented ... i love him for that..... if all our leaders will put laughter in our faces in anyway they can.....imagine that.
SuperPeaceandjoy 11 months ago
This man na comedian ooooooo
like his blonders nd he is so confident
MrAbodunrin 1 year ago
dishma bishma is not a word go bak 2 shcul and learn english..... STUPID!!! ..........to nigerian pepull NO! check dah on 28 sec ov dah stupidity he's talkin abwt
blackhood41 1 year ago
@blackhood41 *back *to *school *people *of *talking *about
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@blackhood41 Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
Jeffroland100 11 months ago
@blackhood41 hese words are the obvious Latin-based antonyms for "optimal" and "optimise", but for some reason they do not appear in most English dictionaries, although "pessimise" is listed in the OED.
Jeffroland100 11 months ago
@Jeffroland100 so in other words dishma bishma is a word lmfao!!
blackhood41 10 months ago
Dis guy would make a gud activist, he should reduce his grammar so dat everyone wud simply undastnd wat he's sayin... communication is wat matters here
jaysonjay12 1 year ago
Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
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Is quiet unfortunate you are not well educated,what do you mean his english is not a word?you can't even spell his english so how would you knows the meaning of his word.search for dismal means: Causing gloom or depression is also informal pitifully or disgracefully bad,infact there are so many meanings to it.just check in ur dictionary as for bishma it is spell pessimal and means:Maximally bad
Jeffroland100 11 months ago
Who is dis guy? This is much better than stand up comedy, I'm feeling it
afroblack1000 1 year ago
hey y'll as someone who has an ardor for reading(started reading when I was in primary school), did GRE(Graduate Record Exam-scored 760) I find this ludicrous!!! I've a Nigerian friend who referred me to this video. The guy most definitely knows his vocabulary(I gotta give him that) BUT he seems to throw his words all over. He is saying sardonic Not sadonic. Sardonic means something evil or acerbic(bitter) or sarcastic. I also had to play this a couple of times coz his accent is not that great.
iamaproudafrican 1 year ago
after watching this clip the song Mr Grammarticalogylisationalism springs to mind.
MinziTolero1 1 year ago
i cnt believe dis, wat about does dat doesnt even understand to his level, i tired of him honestly....
TheLollylover 1 year ago
the guy is not communicating sometimes he should consider simple english.
saliushittu 1 year ago
At the end of the video my head exploded lol.
allendonaldson1588 1 year ago
@allendonaldson1588 lol.
MinziTolero1 1 year ago
i love the point not emphasing too much and getting your points/views across, u dont need to use big grammer when u known out of 150 million nigerian only 10-50 million nigerians will know what he is saying. Who would not love to speak like him. i would but get ur views across before u start cyclops lol .
wiley12aka 1 year ago
loool at the guy laughing at Hon Patrick Obahiagbon 0:56
siberiaice 1 year ago
the dictionary defined the word Anomie as 'a state of no moral or social principles in a person or in society '
imsofablous 1 year ago
Does he understand himself at all? And even if he does, what is his aim? impress people with poor diction or send a message? Dude you suck at it, i bet more people will understand him if he spoke good ol' pidgin English.
Teekah
MegaTeeka 1 year ago
Does he understand himself at all? And even if he does, doesn't he hope to be understood and send a message? Dude wake up! no one is impressed, you suck at it. I better your message will be better received if you spoke good ol' pidgin English
MegaTeeka 1 year ago
Whahala Wao Ooo
bimmpy 1 year ago
abuse him all you want, understand him or not, this guy is ELOQUENT! brings back memories of mock parliament in secondary school. we need real speakers in this country...
Jrock4real 1 year ago
that guy speaks English both of Cyclops world ,thank u thisis9ja from the write up ,if u think he speaks rubbish ...than Google it this company also owns youtube so they are right place to tell
S3nat0r1 1 year ago
kileleyin so oh
eloquentonez 1 year ago
omo shame wan kill me. I still love naija die! LWKMD!
talk2minie 1 year ago
It is not the drivers of lorries and tanks who have brought pains to Nigerian people,
NO!!
Rather, it is because of the FAILURE of government,
Benin-Ore-Lagos road today is in a state of CALAMITY,
so, if the roads is in a state of ANOMIE, If driving through the roads is engaging in a MACABRE dance, CULPABILITY is that of government.It will be SARDONIC. It will be LUGUBRIOUS,and it will be a state of DISMAL BISMER if parliament does not rise this morning to fix CULPABILITY where culpability is
dejiariyo 1 year ago 21
this guy is just fully chatting shit
CannotBB 1 year ago
bare lol when the heard the world macabadans i know am not even spellings the worlds rights i spit my drink to the floor lol.
where is this man from. i would love to learn the words but not use extentsivly
wiley12aka 1 year ago
dist-balisma is in the dictionary. the guy knows what he saying, we just need to get to his level. Lol
88888cross 1 year ago
just out of curiosity is there any word like dishma bishma or did he invent it? and i believe it's raise this money not rise this money 1:06 , a little shelling there (amongst many others) hon. Patrick.
rorabokele 1 year ago
@rorabokele LMAO! Ask again o! i thought he was saying that Parliament should rise this morning to fix the problem (y'know not literally). No i'm even more confused as if i wasn't confused enough listening to him speak LOL! Chai!
Also, he must have been saying "dismal abysmal" i think, although i don't see y he's using both together if not just for show. Oh my word Naija 4 life lol!
talk2minie 1 year ago
Mental case!
namelessillcat 1 year ago
Hon Patrick Obahiagbon - FOR PRESIDENT 2011, 3 terms! At least he cares about the roads - most of the words are legitimate, perhaps an overkill but nonetheless he is mostly saying what is on his mind. I have dusted off my thesaurus so I can get the message.
adekanmbi1967 1 year ago
@ urbanchica....slightly wrong....anomie...engaging the macabre dance...culpability is that of government..sardonic...lugubrious...parliament does not right this money
Siktrik1 1 year ago
This man ans Sam Loco should challenge each other...
lordcimek 1 year ago
LMbooooo! " If the road is in a state of anomy.....corpability is that of government. It will be sardonic, it will be lugubrious and it'll be a state of disma bisma."
Yorubagurl 1 year ago
At least someone takes their job seriously in The HOP. Gotta love him! More grease to your jaws bruv! Lol lol!
maaaaa09 1 year ago
Dam bruv! The queen no Dey even speak this kind English na! Lmfao!!!!
maaaaa09 1 year ago
Lunatic in the house
MrSaintdaniel 1 year ago
Osheyee, mind you "pot & kettle" is not = modus operandi. House of rep is not a kingdergarten play ground. Did u see the whole picture? This image is viewed around the world and do you know how mockery and ludicrous it is to our nation and what it says about our own people? I may have used a strong word to describe your brother, but my opinion maybe shared by millions of Nigerians. Peace
Alakpuma 1 year ago
If driving through the roads is a "casing the macabre dance" = Dance of Death.
olojulagbari 1 year ago
@olojulagbari Listen well... that is not what he said. what he said is "if driving through the roads is engaging in a macabre dance"
greattaiwo 1 year ago
fix the road perhaps he will stop speaking this way.
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This bastard lacks the ability to communicate effectively. His behaviour is juvenile as if he is a junior secondary school boy flaunting his vocabulary speaking abilities. Communication is the ability to convey a message to the receiver in a plain language that can be comprehended. Patrick does not know the modus operandi of communicating with the people that elected him. What a fool
Alakpuma 1 year ago
This bastard lacks the ability to communicate effectively. His behaviour is juvenile as if he is a junior secondary school boy flaunting his vocabulary speaking abilities. Communication is the ability to convey a message to the receiver in a plain language that can be comprehended. Patrick does not know the modus operandi of communicating with the people that elected him. What a fool
Alakpuma 1 year ago 3
@Alakpuma It is understandable that you do not appreciate Hon. Obahiagbon's 'communication skills' (your opinion). It was absolutely distateful and disgraceful reading your comment; you have no reason what soever to refer to him as a "bast*#d". All he did was, raise a motion in the house regarding the state of Nigerian roads...and you branded him 'a fool'..'a bast%&d'...It is totally uncalled for. And you said 'modus operandi of communicating'?? LMAO Two words come to mind..pot & kettle.
osheyee 1 year ago
@Alakpuma This is what I am saying. He cannot communicate with the people he's serving. Let's be honest, you do not need so much vocabulary to get your point. It starts to become annoying really.
hot2dmax 1 year ago
@Alakpuma- Spot on man!! I wish the boneheads aggrandizing this numskull could understand the basic concepts of communication. I give you a thumbs up for that
iamaproudafrican 1 year ago
@iamaproudafrican you are not serious..right?
listenteetee 1 year ago
@listenteetee- what do you mean by that?
iamaproudafrican 11 months ago
lmao
remoranger 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhah dis a disgrace brover speak plain English for the sake of ur people u represent
ayomitiday05 1 year ago
hahaha..thats naija for you ooo..so much drama hahaha...its always a case of the illiterates leading the literates in naija,,,haha
tonydaymn 1 year ago
@tonydaymn and who are you???
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yestoyohll 1 year ago
It is not the drivers of offf off of Lorries and tanks
So if the road is in the state of anomy
If driving through the roads is againsting the macabadance
Copability in state of government
It will be sadonic
It will be lugubirous
And it will be a state of dishma bishma
if Parliament does not rise this morning
to fix copability where copability is
urbanchica 1 year ago 43
@urbanchica i love it! lol
proudSomalisis 1 year ago
@urbanchica lol U try well o seeing as i had to listen to him 2xce to pick on the words as he blatantly mispronounced them but the words are actually: anomie, macabre dance, culpability and sardonic...
I find it rather pathetic that after such a well written speech he had to show that he spent the night with an oxford dictionary and lace each consecutive sentence with words that will fly over the heads of even the English
rorabokele 1 year ago
@urbanchica
lol here is the interpretation..i really had to search the dictionary
Anomie- social instability resulting from a breakdown of standards and values; also : personal unrest, alienation, and uncertainty that comes from a lack of purpose or ideals
by saying macabadance, he meant macadamize
meaning to construct or finish (a road) by compacting into a solid mass a layer of small broken stone on a convex well-drained roadbed and using a binder (as cement or asphalt) for the mass
teehbeebz 1 year ago
@teehbeebz i thought he meant macabre dance (dance of death) which will make sense considering the fact the riotous driving in nigeria
crissiolu 1 year ago
i don't know what her means by sadonic..maybe he just decided to add onic at the end of sad
lugubirous- exaggeratedly or affectedly mournful
By dishma he meant Dismal meaning
obsolete : disastrous, dreadful showing or causing gloom or depression
lacking merit : particularly bad
bishma is abysmal meaning immeasurably low or wretched <abysmal living conditions of the poor
lol it took webster's dictionary to figure out what he is saying. He has good english, pronounsation is just awfully bad!
teehbeebz 1 year ago
@urbanchica What is "dishma bishma"?
shjakes 7 months ago
he give me bare joke.... i watch their sessions regularly hopin' he would speak... we need more of him in the house to lift the gloom...
OhBoyEnt01 1 year ago
They are laughing when important issue is being on debate! Even the so called speaker of the house!
Nestoba 1 year ago
culpability, = whose at fault
theway334 1 year ago
kweke! oyibo ohhhh, geese!
halopack 1 year ago
free madness
pacycomet 1 year ago
The embarrassing nuisance ruling My Country. God will punish them. Too much oyinbo gramer inthe house of Rep/Senate
femgee 1 year ago
X- Factor. Hon. Pat Got Talent.
ampleoppourtunity 1 year ago 2
@ampleoppourtunity LOL
frautrish 1 year ago
the rest understand at all ?
sarify 1 year ago 4
This man is taking the piss; as the ENGLISH PEOPLE, whom he's trying to copy, would say. We put him in the house and pay his wages with our taxes, what right has he to misbehave?? does he think even his colleagues take him seriously when he speaks? They begin to laugh because they think of him as light entertainment. He should be made to speak plain English or Pidgin even by his constituents - i cant believe they think he's in Abuja doing a good job for them. Is this what he wants as a legacy?
delminus1 1 year ago
Dis Man is Comedian. Lol is Right Anyway Culpability means Responsibility, Fault, Guilt and more!, It's Govt responsibility to repair damage roads. Try and get use of his grammar.
spendcute 1 year ago
lol this is so funny
icecreamdog0208 1 year ago
I am a fan..
Enykuks 1 year ago 3
You see African problem? Even the English man don't use these kind of words especially in a public service office. This is another reason why Africa or Nigeria has so much problems. They don't speak plainly and their goverrnance is not transparent.
twodavh 1 year ago 4
Typical Benin man...
okesamuel 1 year ago
@okesamuel nah dis man nah disgrace to most "educated" bini people...nah only the uneducated dey take dis idiot seriously.
nosaki 1 year ago
But we need copper to fix this Culpability. . .
marozid1 1 year ago
BABA ONI CALAMITY ATI ANUMI
olumidav 1 year ago
i think this minister should be on the next night of a thousand laughs....lol
opylee 1 year ago
Since culpability is the problem, dey shld better arrest him(culpability).
zeebaysnk 1 year ago
@ Mariamfontaine....Culpability is the adverb of "culpable" which means deserving blame.
syreefoxy 1 year ago
@syreefoxy how can i get the pixs saved to my pc
TheSlimsailor 1 year ago
will someone tell this illiterate to shut up and say what an average Nigerian will hear instead of making fool of himself in the public.
MrMaladiet 1 year ago
His mannerisms remind me of my communication professor in my freshman year.
femiluv 1 year ago
He is an Entertainer. Do u kno dat He is far beta dan so many seat warmers in dat house? He makes point. U 'll understand him if u don,t mind his GRAMMAR. Hw many pple do u kno in d house. I think He is among d 1st 3; Bankole, Eteh, Patrick. ........I like Him.
GreatRichie 1 year ago
Good to see characters like Hon Patrick in the house, forget the grammar, the man is making sense. I wish we had more like him.
kenslay 1 year ago
loool a tate ovvv calamtee=stat of calamity
Tellingtalesthefirst 1 year ago
The road remain a death trap to millions of Nigerians every year., due to avoidable road accident, and armed robbery, All these debate had happened even before the last massacre of commuters by armed bandits who ran a commuter bus across people without money on the road. All these happen due to the poor state of the road, that a 3hrs journey now takes 8hrs to 12hrs. and drivers drive on the wrong lane against the road design.
Nestoba 1 year ago
@Nestoba hell yehhhhh...... to even go nigeria is not in my blood anymore.......
javicrane 1 year ago
This man needs to face reality,when majority of his constituent can't understand whatever the hell he's saying- he does great injustice to the promotion of democracy!!
imageland 1 year ago
Culpability is a word
Mint22Green 1 year ago
this guy is just a fool.
SquareballTV 1 year ago
I love this man, what a character.
unclev66 1 year ago
This man is notorious for bastardizing simple statements.
tosyn33 1 year ago
What the heck does he say at 1:07??? is that even a word???? lol
prophecy8216 1 year ago
na wa ooh :)
TheSecretDiary 1 year ago
Bebecent, you don't have to be insultive. I think you were rude. I'm also a big fan of this man, because I know him personally. Apart from his grammar, I like his personal lifestyle. Calling people name like mugu, stupid, etc, is not too proper. There are other better ways of passing your message across.
Greetings to my people. (Nigerians)..
Cheers.
charlesiluobe 1 year ago
Clearly this man doesn't understand the major headache he is giving his mates or how he is also making a fool out of himself!
(translated for Patrick so that he doesn't have to lower his IQ to understand me) - Perspicuously said personage does not fathom the cataclysmic desolation he is conducting upon his compeer in addition to begetting a semblance of asinine cretinousness on his persons.
Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon you need to learn to cut out the grammar and cut to the chase!
finkpanik 1 year ago
nice.
Jackmosh 1 year ago
loooooool stupid nigerians!
InchesNPK 1 year ago
stupid???? where are you from and what makes you think the people in your country are wiser??
YOU BLOODY FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tosyn33 1 year ago
oi dont be dissing nigerians in general, its just him and its not like english is his first language. although i do understand that that polititian there was making a mockery of the english language. never heard grammer so butchered 'culpability!' lol
mariamfontaine 1 year ago
wooooooooooooow, i don't even kno wat man was sayinnnn :/
iiWntChicken 1 year ago
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Its such a shame that a good orator such as Patrick Obahiagbon can not find a way of expressing himself without been misunderstood!
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opeyemi2k 1 year ago
Ha Ha! ROFLMAO!!!!
dutchlandqueen 1 year ago
"to fix culpability where culapablity is" simple say fix the fault or repair the road. this guy is a "Grammarian Slave"
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lifewahala 1 year ago
this is hilarious
MrOlantun 1 year ago
Lucubrious, macabadance, bisma-bisma, copability... alright guys, we now have a motive: TAKE HIM DOWN.
Oh mother of gawd.
Icegaze88 1 year ago
what in the world is copability?
gorene65 1 year ago
culpability not copabilty
magnificent4life 1 year ago
omg lmaooooooooooo heck naw
nationwifey 1 year ago
God help me!!! pls, can someone tell me the meaning of "mackabadance" ?
i think my oxford(2009) dictionary is short of words
dasa4ril 1 year ago
macabre dance - two words
Jackmosh 1 year ago 2
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dasa4ril 1 year ago
atta mills has been redeemed...haha
ameyaw 1 year ago
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ChigoSlanger 1 year ago
lugubrious
ChigoSlanger 1 year ago
lmaooooooooo
Difficalt 1 year ago
We know you can speak GRAMMAR very well, we know you are a lawyer and we know your chambers here in Benin.
The question is about road maintenance and .... by the way when are you people repairing the roads?
babafoto 2 years ago
It is not di drivas!, of of of of of of of of of of lorrys and tanks
xxAfricanWarriorxx 2 years ago 24
diverse
emmanuel3159 1 year ago
lol
icecreamdog0208 1 year ago
"The roads IS...".
'Nuff said. u__u
Icegaze88 2 years ago
dejiizz na wa this ting funni uga
RayGali 2 years ago
Yu sound very much like an intellect bro, i appreciate yur comment.........
0501713 2 years ago
-umm..all yall stupid ppl are obviously not niaja (nigerian) so yu wnt get the inside joke besides his words..it cannot be explained..yu must grow up with it..later suckas!
chibudom 2 years ago
dis one na digraceoooh, dis guy pickin go regret say him get papa
dejiillz 2 years ago
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0501713 2 years ago
I agree with you to an extent but i see no difference btw urself and Obahiagbon.... Just read your own grammer!!!! wtf u mean when u say
Is he communication with them at all.... Why are people just allowed themselves to carried away with this
WTF u sayin man??? Don't say what u cant express......
bebecent 2 years ago
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0501713 2 years ago
Lol look who is advising me to use a brighter grammer hahaha by the way... piont of correction its grammar and not grammer you retarded lil rat.. u are just an idiot man i shouldn't keep correcting you like your still in kindergarten just read your response "someone elses" instead of someone else mugu hahahahahaha !!!!!! I hope i have been able to point out your level of stupidity??? The fact is that hon Obahiagbon is far better than u!!!! lmao
bebecent 2 years ago
Are yu dat vexed, yu are taking it personal. What part of Nigeria are yu from. you sound very aggressive, immature, and rude. I believe that is the reason yu dont know how to talk to people. besides, who told yu am a man. you sound like someone dat is high on something.Correct yur self again Prof. Emeritus. Read yur statement again, i won't correct yu dis time. Take it as a duty. Yu won't hear from me again, cos i see yu are one of the few jobless once fasola is employing in Lagos, better apply
0501713 2 years ago
Or do we need to rephrase ur sentence, i can categorise it to broken english, may be we are one of a kind bro/sis
Hahahahahahaha!!!
0501713 2 years ago
lol... As long as he uses the words in the correct places who cares?? rotflol... It does sound funny though, since you don't use these words everyday on the street...
zarianna1784 2 years ago
1:08......is that even a word? lol
sounds like dishpabishma hahahahah
jaypianist26 2 years ago
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jaypianist26 2 years ago
lu⋅gu⋅bri⋅ous /lʊˈgubriəs, -ˈgyu-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [loo-goo-bree-uhs, -gyoo-] Show IPA
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adjective
mournful, dismal, or gloomy, esp. in an affected, exaggerated, or unrelieved manner: lugubrious songs of lost love.
Origin:
15951605; < L lūgubri(s) mournful (akin to lūgēre to mourn) + -ous
Synonyms:
sorrowful, melancholy.
jaghadiuno 2 years ago
cul·pa·ble (kŭl'pə-bəl)
adj. Deserving of blame or censure as being wrong, evil, improper, or injurious. See Synonyms at blameworthy.
jaghadiuno 2 years ago
ma⋅ca⋅bre
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adjective
1. gruesome and horrifying; ghastly; horrible.
2. of, pertaining to, dealing with, or representing death, esp. its grimmer or uglier aspect.
3. of or suggestive of the allegorical dance of death.
jaghadiuno 2 years ago
an⋅o⋅mie
a state or condition of individuals or society characterized by a breakdown or absence of social norms and values, as in the case of uprooted people.
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tjjesus 2 years ago
I got a semester's worth of upper level English from this clip. When it comes to communication, it is not what you say, it is what people hear. The high grammar nature of his words is completely unnecessary when he could as well say; The roads are in disrepair and it is not the fault of the common driver but that of the government, and only the government should bear the responsibility of fixing the mess they have created. This lends understanding to the common man and academics alike.
cuzoanya 2 years ago 2
@cuzoanya you are right. It seems that is just his weak point. But if he tries to become simple , then he ends up not talking articulately as he desires.
Nestoba 1 year ago
Why is this man locution such an anathema to some of you? This is simply his interpellation idiosyncrasy. Besides, he uses those words celestially and bewitchingly correctly! If your linguistic prowess or other decrepitude fails you and you're therefore incapacitated to extol and savvy his articulation, you're at absolute liberty to cork your auscultating anytime he takes to the mic!
thejurymustdie 2 years ago
@those who do not really know this guy.
I've got to know on him tv since 1996 when asked a simple question about his opinion on issues about a local market(Oba Market) in an interview. Since then we've always been watching out for an interview with him on tv and at least someone amongst us always had a dictionary, a pen and a piece of paper on standby.
That's how he talks in the public but the funny thing about it is that, these words are used correctly!
jpgen01 2 years ago
we will never appreciate ourselves, at least the guy is funny. If you check those words he used in the dictionary, they are very much appropriate in describing that road.
shessme 2 years ago