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  • Like if you're watching in 2008....

    wait, SHIT!!

  • ahh good old 240p =]

  • jason

    is a whale

    omfg

    i almost died

    

  • 2012 now. What up?

  • Join our ninja clan

    Just contact us at tadashikizuki @yahoo and become a real ninja with real missions

  • Ninjas LIKE A BOSS

  • like if your watching in 2012 :D

  • @bluspiderman no I'm watching in 1867. Quit trying to get popularity this isn't Facebook

  • @MemoTheNinja Do you mean Myspace?

  • he breathing or not?

  • Okay, I got 2011, but what about 2012?! Like!

  • Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2012!!!! Happy New Year, everyone!! :)

  • Thank you SuperJeenius.

  • You need to have a Chinese accent to pull this shit off

  • @EluvsHorse Ehem... Ninjas are historicly from Japan...

  • hi kent!

  • It's shit Gordon

  • how did i get here

    this is stuped

  • Like if your watching in 231BC

  • That aint a ninja thats a Muslim,

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  • fucking propagand D:

  • everything is simpler when apple is involved.

  • NINJA HOW TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY MW3!!!!!!!!!

  • What does Apple Pie have anything to do with Podcasting? unless it's a podcast about making apple pie!!!! I JUST AMAZE-IFIED MYSELF AGAIN!! I AM A GENIUS!!

  • Ninja, how to fuck on first date?

  • ...............

  • frigisionalmente (entren)

  • Im Mad Because He Has a Podcast Channel on Itunes...

  • with out this video i wouldnt know what youtube was.

  • so why is this famous???

    

  • why was this funny??

  • Like if you are watching in 3254 because you're a badass mother fuckin time traveler.

  • Alas, 240p we meet again :D

  • 忍者なめんなw

  • I laughed so hard it HURT. I was literally helpless with laughter after "I just threw an invisible book at you." If I hadn't already been laying in bed I'm sure I would have been laid out on the floor.

  • I'm a Whale :D

  • First time I saw this was almost 6 years ago, now all I can think is. WTF was I on :D

  • DASDASDA

  • this is a ninja? hmmmmm....

  • I wonder how many apple pies it would take to feed a humpback whale.....

  • @MonkeyTardis well, i dont know. go ask mr. owl

  • this saw the first YouTube video I ever watched..

  • Brings back memories...

  • THEN FEED ME THE FRIKIN APPLE PIE!!! I'VE BEEN WATCHING 5 YEARS FOR IT!!

  • omg i havent watched this guy in forever!!!

  • Rofl

  • I wanna line up outside a factory 4 apple pie!

  • I heard "Jason is a Whale" then "Pies."

  • You say that ninjas need to be stealth,but i can see you in every video..

  • @k4inan Whales eat shrimp also .shrimp are small enough.

  • Whale's eats plankton, not shrimp.

  • I'm trying to figure out wtf I just watched...... that was hilarious.

  • <3 simply amazing

  • Jason Bored, Why does that sound familiar...

  • Holy smokes this is delicious!!!

  • I love this.

  • Like if you are watching in 2011 :D

  • @toxicity937 I'm not!

  • @toxicity937 nope

  • 頭わるそーw

  • Hahahaha what!? What!? What!? Hahahaha!! What!?

  • Watchin in 2011...

  • So Basicly what your saying that podcast are apple pies.....

  • apple pie is the best way i kill my victims like im a ninja cook and when someone gets hungry i start whipping out apple pies but one out of the hundred i cook is poisend and then i put a shuriken in a few others

  • maybe someone here can help me im looking for a podcast i listened to a long time ago. it was a guy who podcasted in the car . he was austalian and he always talked about really funny and stupid stuff i think the name had the word ass in it . please help

  • I look forward to feeding you pies soon! Well that doesn't sound very threatening now does it?

  • WTF XD 

  • u do know that brine is not edible right? it sea water .......

  • Ninja, Whales do NOT eat Brine...they eat Krill.

    BRINE;

    1. Water saturated with or containing large amounts of a salt, especially sodium chloride.

    2.

    a. The water of a sea or an ocean.

    b. A large body of salt water.

    3. Salt water used for preserving and pickling foods.

    tr.v. brined, brin·ing, brines

    To immerse, preserve, or pickle in salt water.

  • CHANGE YOUR CAREER MAN....

  • Always remeber to press F5 when you don't want to watch commercials.

  • I am subscribing to this on iTunes.

  • Do ninjas play basketball?

  • i totally searches "guy yelling at a brick wall" after i watched this

  • thumbs up if you came here because annoying orange

  • LOVE IT!!!!

  • oh i got it now

    jason is a WHALE!

  • got lost with this metaphor of whales and apple pies....had to rewatch it

  • Will there be death in it? Or at leastva genorous serving of pain?

  • he lost me at like 00:36 and then at 1:51 i was like "ohhhhhh, apple pie and whales and yeah."

  • people the age of!....12!! XD

  • how does this dude get that many hits? Probably because of simple minded comic sensibilities of most people out there.

  • ...i now understand podcasts...

  • lmao 1:39: thats the simplest way to explain it.

  • Lol this guy rocks! You've gotta be a genius to NOT comprehend what he's saying.

  • You just gotta let urself blank-out exactly about er i dunno like maybe perhaps halfway through and waBANG! ~..it HITs you! This guys 100% right on MORE than just 1 level! My god, brilliant!!!

  • hahahahah that was so cheezy but funny!!

  • haha ^.^ the first time I watched this I was like "bahahahaha what?!" but I watched it a second time and no!!! it makes perfect sense!!! :D "Every week, consistent content comin at him like h-ya! h-ya! h-ya!"

  • damm you guys are good

  • .

    this is funny shit man.

    i be subbin

    -.-

  • SPECIAL F###### WHAT

  • hey, if your a ninja why do you show yourself on youtube?

  • this is like watching a piece of wood

  • @EtreCalore I do joke, this is funny in places...... "um a wha..whats cool dude?..."

  • oooh now i get it

  • apple pies xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAAA

    U're a genious, dude !

  • translate audio++

  • Whats a ninja?

  • i appriciate the whale pie.... oh wait?

  • This guy is a genius.

  • @Avink100 I totally agree... Sitting here thinking up ideas for a series of YT videos, and I find this. Why couldn't I have come up with this idea??? I mean... I could still do something like "Ask A Zombie" (wouldn't even need much makeup work either), but after this what's the point right?

  • LOLOLOLOL HE SOUNDS LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. =))

  • i would luv to have his voice

  • DAMN THERE IS A NINJA!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • all coments in total incloding me is 5461...

  • @bigjoshiboy wat was the point?

  • an theyrs a guy...yelling...at a brick wall...thats interestin!

  • genius

  • holy shit. this one might be my favorite.

  • AWESOME NINJA!!!!

  • The funny thing is that this is a pretty good metaphor :)

  • I actually fell out of my chair from laughing during this one

  • You're not supposed to swim around in the internet, you're supposed to surf it

  • i..i think hes calling us whales. well thats not right. i am most certainly not a whale. i am a human-ninja!

  • Heyy I'm a whale, can I have an apple pie? Cos all I've eaten is shrimp and I want some ninja apple pie

  • where can I can that awesome outfit!!!!! :P

  • lol not exactly the info I was looking for but it was entertaining! I like you Mr. Ninja :)

  • Best intro evar!

  • dude whales eating apple pie is sooooo fukin random hahahaha

  • i completely see the correlation between consistancy and apple pies.

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!! can't stop laughing 

  • What?

  • Did he just call us a whale.. ?

  • 1,971 are pirates.

  • BEST ... METAPHORE ... EVER!!!!

  • Lets call him Jason.

    JASON IS A WHALE.

    lolwut?

  • That was the most strangely intelligent thing i have ever heard.

  • lmfao!!!! wtf!?? XD

  • wow this videos is old

  • Cause that's the easiest way to explain it.

  • jajajaja q bueno

  • NINJAS! they are all around us. right now you are being watched by 4 ninjas! one false move and your whole family is dead.......

  • how do you have this spare time....to be a douche

  • Eva Longoria juggling a chainsaw

    XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Yeah that was the simplest way to explain it, lol.

  • lol evan longoria juggling a chainsaw HE SHOULD COME TO THE BRONX ZOOO he fits perfectly with mr. almost 600!! ( A-Rod)

  • your freakin white! AKA u can never be a ninja -.-

  • @joeyrules316 and your name is joe, and because of that comment, joe will never rule! everyone can be ninja, its not about your race!

  • `i llok forward to feeding you apple ie soon!!!'

  • nuke the whales....gotta nuke somthing!!!!

  • SAVE THE WHALES!!!

  • Well as strangely put as this is i understand what one is now lol

  • crazy thing is, this actually explains what podcasting is......

  • No ads.

  • Does he do the voice for Strong Bad?

  • lol "thats the simplest way to explain it, like a factory feeding apple pies to whales." xD

  • I'm a whale

  • dont get why everyone loves pies there horrible

  • how do i ask a ninja do i comment or do i hav to do it on ur website?

  • @agentbguthrie you actually have to e mail him or make a video response or the website

  • what is bordam

  • i have a question whats a ninjaa suit made og

  • ABBU PAI !!

  • yum appel pie

  • can i ask? what is a ninja? ROFLOLMAO

  • i didnt learn a damn thing. just wanted some pie LMFAO

  • can you define cosplay good? I can't seem to find a definition XD

  • I'd rather have some ninja snacks!

  • an apache pilot told me he was the ask the ninja guy.. i'm not sure whats real anymore..

  • best line ever: "That's the simplest way to explain it"

  • and then if i kept doing that ud see... its on a regular basis LOL

  • this is kind of stupid

  • i didnt get it

  • wtf happend to ask a ninja? his last podcast was last christmas

  • I look forward to eating your apple pies soon!

  • wtf

  • My name is Jason !!!!!!! Ima WHALE?

    Lol!