I have always thought you said:'' I'm Bowie(David Bowie) behind the gallery''. Second, It's funny that you mentioned norway of all lands, as in the great distance between norway and japan, Or to make it rhyme?
whilst drinking green tea, you said "scrotum like sack", to which i spat my tea in laugh.......all over my computer screen. but fear not! it lives ^w^
Alchemy Mondays? - Very appropriate. - I love you using little bits from your library of songs in these videos Voltaire - thank you so much for pointing me to this channel - I look forward to seeing future videos logs ^_^
@VoltaireMusicPage Thanks for answering my question.I found out though about the name of the song few hours after I asked the question,and I did not want to waste your time,so I deleted it becouse I thought no one could read deleted comments.Oh dear.
GAH! WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH? It's been three days since I was alerted of your existence, and I would already sell my spleen to a gargoyle for the chance to see you live. Nyah!
I wasn't expecting all that make up, but it looks awesome. ^^ Again, I wish I could be there, but it's far away from where I'm situated at the moment. :3 Oh well. ^^' Just be sure to take care of yourself, man. :] Can't wait to see you again when you roll into town. ^^ I'm also happy as well that you seem to be having fun on tour. :]
Damn. I was hoping that someone had recorded your performance of Zombie Prostitute, since my friend Grace was the one who requested it. Oh, and of course, I ALSO WISH I HAD BEEN THERE. But my sheep broke down, so I couldn't get there. Oh well. At least Grace told me how awesome it was. AND I'LL GET MY CHANCE. Eventually. At some point.
You remind me of me of a wandering hermit who is traversing the countryside.
"Normal" people look your way as you pass them, wondering in mystery why such a strange character has graced their lonely village.
In search of a venue for playing your musical skill to ravenous hoards of fans, you consume alcohol and prepare your phantasmagorical attire and appearance to appeal to those that worship you.
Also, you went to the Abbey! Thank you! Secondly, love the makeup. And thirdly, you're such a wonderful comedian. And someone of your physique should not reduce themselves to Diet. (Also, someone of your stature should not be reduced to such substandard tastes.) lol Thank you, though, for all the hard work you do for your fans. Hope you get some rest as often as you need it.
I couldn't stop laughing when the night came on for some reason! This is wonderful. how did people resist tackling you when you were out and about? Epic makeup too
Man!! ur voice is gr8 even when u're just talking lol
NightwishIsAwesome 1 month ago 3
What is the song called at 0:10 I'm craving for the full song o.o
lollig7 1 month ago
@lollig7 That song is called The Night. It's on my album Almost Human.
VoltaireMusicPage 1 month ago
@VoltaireMusicPage Thank you very much I love it!
lollig7 1 month ago
@VoltaireMusicPage You'd think they would get you more than a piece of printed paper.
sloththemighty 1 month ago
Here's your knife!!! *killer screeches* XD
You are amazing Voltaire!!!<3
lovelyxsorrow 1 month ago in playlist Lair of Voltaire vlogs
I have always thought you said:'' I'm Bowie(David Bowie) behind the gallery''. Second, It's funny that you mentioned norway of all lands, as in the great distance between norway and japan, Or to make it rhyme?
sirluckandmrfortune 1 month ago in playlist More videos from VoltaireMusicPage
*sees you when you hair is tied* WHO ARE YOU IMPOSTOR!
*hair normal* oh Voltaire did ya catch that impostor of you?
miesrah12 1 month ago
maybe Dracula i a vampire
zackpeacekiller243 2 months ago
Voltaire was at Manchester Airport? DAMMIT I MISSED HIM!
anon7096 2 months ago
I think I'd get you a few Cigars Mr. Voltaire. .-D
TakedaRaito 2 months ago
Did you get Drac
Hes my Dad
mouldsmould 2 months ago
I guess it would be right to say, make sure to wash behind your ears.
minxoutram 2 months ago
You are awesome!
0xOBIEx0 3 months ago
whilst drinking green tea, you said "scrotum like sack", to which i spat my tea in laugh.......all over my computer screen. but fear not! it lives ^w^
Suziway 3 months ago
dude, your makeup is fucking epic, wish i could do that...of course i bet it's a pain in the ass to wipe off lmao!
Lillielle 3 months ago in playlist More videos from VoltaireMusicPage
Alchemy Mondays? - Very appropriate. - I love you using little bits from your library of songs in these videos Voltaire - thank you so much for pointing me to this channel - I look forward to seeing future videos logs ^_^
GilesHellier 3 months ago
Captain Morgan's and Coke! I knew there was a reason I liked your music LOL
KigFelicia 3 months ago
Voltaire should have his own movie full of fantasy and darkness and obviously, humor. Voltaire is teh man.
Skanaha 3 months ago
Oh how I wish I was there... Why couldn't he have been there in 2008?
xPhantomCatx 3 months ago
3:19 Metalhead Voltaire lol
Budegadomarco 3 months ago
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asnabelgur 3 months ago
@asnabelgur The song that's playing while I put my make up on is a song of mine called "Alchemy Mondays". It's on the album Almost Human.
VoltaireMusicPage 3 months ago
@VoltaireMusicPage Thanks for answering my question.I found out though about the name of the song few hours after I asked the question,and I did not want to waste your time,so I deleted it becouse I thought no one could read deleted comments.Oh dear.
asnabelgur 3 months ago
@asnabelgur No worries. I had read it before you deleted it. I thought I deleted it by mistake and felt really badly! lol!
VoltaireMusicPage 3 months ago
Also, I love how almost as soon as you said 'red clad', there was a whole bunch of people in red.
SokaRoxMySox 3 months ago
GAH! WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH? It's been three days since I was alerted of your existence, and I would already sell my spleen to a gargoyle for the chance to see you live. Nyah!
SokaRoxMySox 3 months ago 4
what an awesome place!
djsaian6 3 months ago
yay I got to see myself on voltaires vid the devil behind the steps lol
demonspellfire 3 months ago
I wasn't expecting all that make up, but it looks awesome. ^^ Again, I wish I could be there, but it's far away from where I'm situated at the moment. :3 Oh well. ^^' Just be sure to take care of yourself, man. :] Can't wait to see you again when you roll into town. ^^ I'm also happy as well that you seem to be having fun on tour. :]
PurpleCowsMakeGJ 3 months ago
Gosh, such absolutely gorgeous tombstones.
TheSwinePrincess 3 months ago
These vlogs are awesome.. just like everything else you do.
DustfullRodent 3 months ago
Great makeup!
MotherLoreto 3 months ago
Damn. I was hoping that someone had recorded your performance of Zombie Prostitute, since my friend Grace was the one who requested it. Oh, and of course, I ALSO WISH I HAD BEEN THERE. But my sheep broke down, so I couldn't get there. Oh well. At least Grace told me how awesome it was. AND I'LL GET MY CHANCE. Eventually. At some point.
Shanzikull 3 months ago
You can't sing, play guitar, and film at the same time? Sounds like you need to step it up.
But you did use Gill Sans at the end of your video and that makes my heart happy
TimmyJ2814 3 months ago
Sexy thing
AhcriSlate 3 months ago
you are now my favorite Vlogger along with musicion. what more can you take over? LOL
I hope I get to meet you in person one day. I've been a fan since I was a wee lad.
Cross99obx 3 months ago 2
Aw, you aren't fat Voltaire. You're just full to the brim with awesome. <3
RoxasCanFly 3 months ago 4
Loving my Voltaire key even more now that I've seen Voltaire wear one #creepystalkerfan
Lathania 3 months ago
voltaire you need to come back to the states and the come to Virginia then i would be the happiest voltairefan ever
sylligurl129 3 months ago
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This reminds me of the ALCATRAZ vid from the opening of Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill stand up show. Lol! Awesome! - Demitri from TX
InarisMask 3 months ago
This reminds me of the ALCETRAZ vid from the opening of Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill stand up show. Lol! Awesome! - Demitri from TX
InarisMask 3 months ago
"I would use normal coke but I'm fat" xD
zant741 3 months ago
whitby seems like an inspiring place for a goth! :D
Necrovoker 3 months ago
Papa look! dead people!! hahahaha <3
killamcr 3 months ago 51
Hey...Uh...Voltaire...It's actually been proven that iet soda is more fatting for you than the regular one, due to all the chemicals inside...
Decalculus 3 months ago
You are the most interesting man in the world.
LikeSinkingShips1 3 months ago
You remind me of me of a wandering hermit who is traversing the countryside.
"Normal" people look your way as you pass them, wondering in mystery why such a strange character has graced their lonely village.
In search of a venue for playing your musical skill to ravenous hoards of fans, you consume alcohol and prepare your phantasmagorical attire and appearance to appeal to those that worship you.
Seems like...fun.
TonysTactics 3 months ago
I love it already. Your voice is amazing!
angelraiieanna 3 months ago
Also, you went to the Abbey! Thank you! Secondly, love the makeup. And thirdly, you're such a wonderful comedian. And someone of your physique should not reduce themselves to Diet. (Also, someone of your stature should not be reduced to such substandard tastes.) lol Thank you, though, for all the hard work you do for your fans. Hope you get some rest as often as you need it.
angelraiieanna 3 months ago
I couldn't stop laughing when the night came on for some reason! This is wonderful. how did people resist tackling you when you were out and about? Epic makeup too
themumbler11684 3 months ago
You're not fat, Voltaire. ):
You're absolutely beautiful.
teufelthepuppet 3 months ago 69