Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa

[klempie1980]

Wait! Is this the FIRST reference to Lovemore Sibanda??

[mashcrackboy]

haha hierdie kak is snaaks

[88motho]

This was very fanny.

[tintsap]

looooooooooool zimbabwean accent

[BashuUp]

If ony the cracker hadn't put up those man made borders. Then Africans would be able travel as they see fit.

[knowiz]

Nice try maybe South Africa is a land flowing milk and honey. Wait they have clicks in their languages so what fun about the Zim accent?

[nygira]

i .am a white ex rhodie now proudly zimbBwean racists r fkund in both the white and the black races sad but true and this clip is just an attempt to.lighten up a tragic era

[voiceoftruth2006]

@nygira

Hmm. I don't believe you.

[bkayify]

Correction: it's "country" not "countries"! There'd be far less foreigners in our COUNTRY!

[bkayify]

And i'm sure there'd be far less foreigners in our countries and SA would definately be at the level of countries like Australia, New Zealand economically and otherwise.They are so far ahead of us because we were busy fighting each other.U hv ancestors here,right, but you should also understand that our ancestors are also here,God created them and put them on this soil when the earth ws created and l8r helped u via ship in2 ths beautiful country of US ALL. RESPECT and ACCEPT US as human beings!!

[rynothezululander]

"let me tell zimbabwean police"

"no then they gonna tell boss robert and lock me up"

[MATAKOish]

I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS CLIP,OOH GUYZ I HVE NEVA LAUGHED LIKE THIS ,ITS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[tawandrew]

aws0ome

[kiky1406]

love it!

[winkyemmacandy]

what that hack master card...........

[winkyemmacandy]

l like this .varume don't be boarder jumpers

[richard199522]

you dont got a visa, no i got a master card

[DuRbAnItE031]

yoh lol thumbs up if u didnt get even 4 correct digits from the zim police number he called out

[nileshgorasia]

29 people are still stuck in the fence....she is looking at them!!!

[Divanvanryneveld]

"hai man"



[forsasare3a]

looooooooooooooool

[vinniechan]

"They're going to tell Boss Robert" lol

[vinniechan]

This is my favourite by far.

[MegaContented]

south african blacks live in shacks called "townships".

[FaQBro]

@MegaContented LOEKASIE!!!

[flighty1996]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

THIS IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

love this guy so much.

[christylebo1]

kwakwalling

[TAsHa13Zimbo]

"I was just, eh, walking, passed the fence...llloooking...an den I felll. ehhhn, I wasn't tring to get through at all. An den I got stuck..."

"Wwhen you? Den, what you...Iyman."

LOL!!!!!!

[RiriRedhead]

LOLZ wt is up with this guy "The lion shes looking at me "

"Its not understanding me because i`m not shona what is go away lione in zutu"

LOL LMFAO

[Unathi9]

LOL this ia epic!

[TermieWormie]

AHAHAHAHAHA Omg this is priceless :D

[Afrikitty]

"The Ly-on is not understanding, uh, 'coz I'm a Shona - What is "go away Ly-on" in Sotho?"

PHONE POLICE IN ZIMBABWE!

AAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^_^)

[Noxy188]

Muaaaahahahahahahaha....ROFLMA­O.

[lilyrosityY]

i love,that was sooooooooooo funny

[tontaiameriki]

Who thinks that celasy fucker is a dumb ass I do what's so offensive about this prank call u fucken doos

[iarhungry]

@tontaiameriki the afrikaans language mixed with the english language and terminology, very well done..

made me laugh when i heard doos, haven't heard or been called that :P in a while :P

[Aleboht]

Lovemore Sibanda is a Hero. One hand eaten by the layon another one holding the cellphone, survived the layon, managed to cross into South Africa with his hand still on the phone, and started job hunting immediately.

[Huskey0608]

Hahahaha rhodesia

[LordWellington15]

Remember Rhodesia!

[Abdikarimelmi]

@LordWellington15 hahha lol some sad canadian...... remember angola

[LordWellington15]

@Abdikarimelmi haha some sad African, remember how the Whites kicked your ass?

[Abdikarimelmi]

@LordWellington15 LOL no it was the other way round, now angola is the fastest growing country in southern africa, no thanks to Europeans

[LordWellington15]

@Abdikarimelmi Really? Thats why I would rather live in Africa then Northern Ireland right now.  hahaha stop playing stupid, you know you would rather live in a White ruled country than Africa

[Abdikarimelmi]

@LordWellington15 LOL don't know why, i live in Ghana, all is well for me. Perhaps you ran away from IRA or something. But remember, Europe should be ruled by europeans, and africa should be ruled by africans. I see london is burning now in the news......

[LordWellington15]

@Abdikarimelmi Ghana is one of the only democratically proper nations in Africa, I'll give you that, yet you see London burning in the news, probably the only time it has happened this year. I turn on the news I see killing famine, poverty, bloodshed, and corrupt governments in Africa. This isnt a rare thing, this happens on a daily basis in Africa.

[Abdikarimelmi]

@LordWellington15 yet you say blacks are inferior, yes africa has problems, but we don't need mr white man all the time you know.

[Abdikarimelmi]

@LordWellington15 Oh really, well good luck with your ruined country, Asians and Africans are rising up and working together to develope. I bet your face is red from anger.

[TheProphetMo]

@Abdikarimelmi:

Somalia is the worlds number 1 failed state and it is 100% muslim.

It has no government, it is completely lawless, women and children sexually abused and beaten every day, it is full of Al Qaeda terrorists, Somalians are drug addicts, and their pirates are kidnapping every ship they can - yet America and European countries still let Somalians in as refugees.

What is this stupidity? 

[J0CKTHED0G]

That was grate bro that made my day . Damn i miss home

[FoodHoney]

I miss home!

[Chansulus]

conservative radio world wide unite!!!!!!!!!

[Time4TruthDOTorg]

Poor Ly-on. Oh well, it will get a proper meal later I guess.

[MrMichelsarault13]

the water must be really dirty even black if we say so

[mstambu1]

its great how you find the misfortunes of other people funny. Grow up!

[GinaLane996]

wow this is just fucking dumb

[Emokidpro101]

@GinaLane996 just like ur anus now shut up u fucker he is the best

[GinaLane996]

wow

[shepdoogy]

lol..crazy but funny

[easyfreedom]

at least the lion got fed!

[DanielR305]

hahaha so funny lol

[Mstarr345]

this is priceless

[safgap2010]

help me, the lion, she is looking at me...she is not understanding me cos i am Shona, what is "go away lion in sutu?"...

[hustlercoast]

do u have a visa....no i have a mastercard!!! LMFAO!!

[edward6677]

We are fucked!!! LOL

[aylorautner2]

@edward6677 Tell me about it

[chubzalala]

Lmao hahahahaha priceless

[GIBSONIZAH]

this is funny as hell

[MrRossco16]

haha that was funny as hell !!! :)

[MickstaCookieMonsta]

thERES A lion!!!!!!

[BLINGqueen777]

I love this video. its intense and funny and i really don't like the person commenting about it negatively its supposed to be a joke nothing freaken serious.

[FatalDeathShot]

0926389622551 << Is that a real number? O_o

[kwena7]

@FatalDeathShot : It may be, but how is this poor dude whose hand has just been snatched by a lion note it down and dial it.... this is one of the funniest funnies!

[thetidyboy]

i love whackhead and this is my faviroute prank call and good choice of pictures

[87yandi]

.. Lmao , f#ckkin stoopid 

[sortoflemur]

If you knew these wonderful black Zim-people you would rejoice, even tho the djs are laughing because border control is paralyzed by red tape: it's funny! ok? Conditions in Zim are horrible and many, many right-thinking South Africans welcome these good people into our land. So, just perhaps there's no 'racist' slur, just jouralists drawing attention to a nasty situation with humour. And yup, I'm a WHITE SAfrican, so wise up please. What if YOUR country went "Zim"-up?

[VINCENTVAZZOLA]

not even funny jus bad imatations

[chazyt]

LOOOL!!! "I'm stuck in the fence"....hahaha!!!

[jeezyblack]

im from zimbabwe and i still find this funny 

[Lordangers]

"no I have a mastercard" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Absaloutly priceless. You are fantantastic.

[dessy191]

aaaah it took my arm lol

[fixzimbabwe]

I do love those Lovemore Sibanda Jokes @Celasi: Crime capital? In SA, at least people still report it and care about it.

Go get stuck in the fence!

[lungza]

mexico and usa lol.....immigration laws everywhere

[Tenn055]

hha "the lion she's looking at me!"

[Yarnukin]

The LYON

[SteveVass8]

absolutely briliant :) always makes me laugh :P dam i miss home hey.

[celasy]

All you can do is call me names. I on the other hands have facts to support my statements. Crime capital of the planet:south africa; country with the dumbest presidents the ever walked the face of this earth: south africa; country with the highest hiv infection: south africa. So go and clean ur house first b4 making fun of other people.there is nothing dumber on this earth than a southern african. U r the reason everyone thinks africans are savages n dummies.

[steffahippie2489]

@celasy you, are a fucking bitch.

[MrBlooDudette]

@celasy You sir, are racist.

[CJsOriginals]

@celasy I'm sorry but what ever you say no matter how you say its justified, it's racist. Why you may ask? Because its a view that they believe is accepted by everyone else. It's a pyschological problem which causes the person to believe that what they are saying is true. Now you may say whatever you like about this comment, but I can assure that I am merely state that you claim you aren't racist, when you use racist evidence to defend yourself which is racist no matter what you say. Peace out

[sehaboi]

You dont have Visa... NO ive got a master card

[SOPHIAYEGUO]

go Whackhead GO GO GO LOLOL

[LobzikFiction]

ебал ф.... к ваши именины

[philliza]

haha, this sud hve 50million views,WTF! Luvmore Sinbanda,lmao!

[spartonomega11]

Hilarious!

[69BurgerMan]

Lol! Decent blokes at the border post.

[preludefan]

this is tops!!!!!!

[DragonDoper]

This is to funny!!

[paulgallagher13]

not racist, JUST A JOKE.

[stoneyfoney]

die boer die

[radownsharky]

yass man darren!

[beukesa1]

celasy = Dum as

[Moena02]

whaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa...oh god Whackhead I just love u man!! u are the best!!

[gghonk]

ha ha We South African's have a good sense of Humor no one say it like we can he he ha ha

[corruptionIsEvil]

I can understand how, mainly westerners will find this offensive as everything is sooo PC, yes there are black south africans that will find this offensive too, but they mainly the whites are always evil brigade & generally belong to the anc and communist party. There many black poeple however with a good sense of humour too. Leon Shcuster has made fun of whites many times esp with the RDP road check point where farmers had to pay a RDP tax, so basically if u western & want to pass judgement fu

[richmond303]

u guys are very boring,u r idiots

[yoootyooob]

I AM a white African in the reality of my own waking dream. I was born there, just like any other "African" What is "African" anyway... a religion? A cult?

I'm also a white Taiwanese. Home is where the heart is, or the body is.

[colleenvds]

love it from 2:44 -2:58 XD

[celasy]

Aren't you the same "umshini wami" singing fuckers that burn people alive and laugh about it.

[conradjonk]

@celasy YES THATS THEM.

[Rabubi01]

Celasy I think you jtotally missed the plot here.. no-one is laughing at Zimbabwe... the joke is beng played on the SA boder control ?? why on this earth would you get so rude and racist in your cement about that?

[GeneralHoohah]

ROFL!!!! Epic!

[celasy]

Complete toilet humor. How can a human being make of another one's misery. Typical retarded, dirty, ignorant, xenophobic south african fools.you should go and join al qaeda you fuckin terrorists

[paulcaravello]

@celasy Humor is different in every culture. I'm sorry if you feel offended but I thought it was actually quite funny. This is the kind of humor that in my culture lots of people like because it relativizes and takes the edge of the difficult situation they are in... and isn't that the essence of comedy?

[celasy]

@paulcaravello. This is far from comedy and only a sick human being will be amused by it.Again you guys take delight at burning people alive, you sick psychotic bastards, so this is not surprising. In every conflict on the african continent, you will always find bloodthirsty s. African mercernaries. Fuckin tsawana,zulu, sesothu,ndebele, xhosa. God knows y he made u people so short. You make me sick

[celasy]

I forgot. You guys also have some colored or painted folks and some dirty whites. Make me even sicker

[BLINGqueen777]

@celasy nie fok die celasy jy weet nie wat jy van praat nie. dis n joke man vat dit net so!! Fok my lewe!!

[buffells81]

@celasy you must be one of those inbred american retards this is a joke and the caller if you did not realise is ficticious.....Al Qaeda my ass!!

[bkayify]

@celasy We understand how terrible things are in your country,i don't think the idea was to make light of the situation in Zim,it's just a funny joke.We put up with the most horrific cruelty during the Afrikaner reign,but freedom fighters like Mandela were not jumping fences to the other side,they were imprisoned for 27 years,maybe you should think about becoming a Zimbabwean Mandela and rescuing yo ppl instead of bashing S Ans.I'm Xhosa and i understand your pain and the pain of mil POOR SAns.

[somalipal]

@bkayify Thousands if not hundreds of thousands of South Africans fled South AFrica during apartheid, besides most of the border areas of south africa then were heavily militarized, to stop ANC from moving freely across borders, so your take on history is not true. Zimbabweans are leaving Zimbabwe not just for political reasons but because the South African ecenomy has been booming, the same reason mexicans jump the fence and move the US, politics has something to do with it, but all.

[bkayify]

@somalipal Dnt evn exaggerate,it was just a few hundred who werent patriotic enough 2 stay & fight 4 their country,if th@ many had left then SA wouldnt hv had the voice th@ brought change.If u people jump fences 2 other countries then who's left fighting 2 bring change in ur countries?White South Africans stayed after '94 evn when the "Europeans" left saying th@ SA was finished with a gr8 Black taking ovr & they were provn wrong.There's just way 2 many o u ppl here,u be a MANDELA 4 ur country!!

[Trapsixfilms]

great! also see comedy by Trapsixfilms! thanks Leon

[neongamer]

Oh man, absolute crackup! xD

"and then I fell... I wasn't trying to get through at all.. and then I got stuck." Looooool

[davijacobs]

Best way to cope with Africa is to laugh at it :)

[cypher954]

they don't even have paved roads in Africa...hahahaha...

[judoandpeace]

@cypher954 dont be ignorant

well no doubt your white

[TinoStruggle081]

@cypher954

After watching a short youtube clip you've now got an entire continent figured out? Dickhead.

[1crazyboy38]

When is Rhodesia coming back ... cause zimbabwe is bullshit , run by assholes !

[Daftendirektour]

lol @ the start, their playing "Basement Jaxx - Red Alert"

[capetonianctn]

Where is rhodesia?

is it near indonesia?

[blackmamba5000]

now thats a funny question

[TearsLikeStars]

Rhodesia was what Zimbabwe was called when it was a British colony.

[kazimann]

Rhodesia is the old colonial name for Zimbabwe.

[penga69]

@capetonianctn

haha, wtf

[123superjam]

soooo funny, the lion, shees looking at me!!!

[LexGG]

good video...^^

[kazimann]

Boss Robert!

[TamilanFromIreland]

Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa Remix is on youtube

[TeeLadie]

therez a LAYON!!

[KiwiBasher]

Brilliant! Great clip!

[kcobainrock]

zimbabwe is corrupt..........they need a new president

[blackmamba5000]

yep, but its not happening any time soon.

[neversokisi]

at least zim pple can speak english.sum of yur brothers cant even face a white man, they call a white man ngamla what a shame

[babythandi]

That's Funny..LOL

[blackmamba5000]

THERES A LAYYON! lol

[avijit12]

why did the officer talk about "business" and "visa".does that point towards the corruption amongst the south african border officials who take money and let illegal immigrants enter south africa.

[catatonicable]

More or less, yes.

[blackmamba5000]

no, he meant that more in the sense of 'ok, lets get serious now'

but wouldnt doubt the corruption on both sides of the border.

[popcornandskittles2]

He is not making fun of 'native Africans' as you put it. He is making fun of the political regime in Zimbabwe and how the South African border patrol cannot handle simple problems. Besides its a joke so grow a funny bone and learn to laugh!

[22871987]

This doesnt make sense at all...stupid Dutch Africans making fun of native africans :)))

[blueskyes111]

WHat in fucks name do u mean by dutch african? There is no such thing, a dutch is a dutch,u cant have dutch blacks either,doesnt matter where u were born, if u are of a certain race then that is what u are,same goes with this white african bullshit..They are south african or zimbabwean citizens of european descent

[celasy]

@blueskyes111. The fact is a white man can never be called or seen as an african except in their own dreams.

[TheCrazyMegzie]

stupid idiot take a brake its funny ur just jealous u dont sound ofr think like that  he aint a fuxin dutch african n there not fuxin native africans u r not an africano if u dnt no anyfink bout them

[celasy]

A sick joke in deed. These retarded black s. Africans seem not to have learnt much. How deplorable. As as far as those dutch rejects i am just gonna leave it alone

[GordonFreeman95]

@celasy racist fuck

[leeannvh]

No matter how many times I listen to this it still cracks me the F up!! Man its hilarious!! Miss the radio stations in SA....one of the FEW things I miss!!!

[blackmamba5000]

yep me too...i was in tears when i heard this at 1st!

[1PunchKO100]

This is funny. Ish

[rainerfilm]

Master card! HAHAHAHAHA!

[TheNatascha22]

Great video, so funny!!!!

[TheNatascha22]

It's great, love this one!!!

[0gani]

trust all you retards to turn a pure harmless, perfectly funny joke into political and racist issues... This was a simple joke...nothing more nothing less..... Don't turn a good thing bad. Get a life .... Excellent video...classic..... (written by a black zimbabwean)

[mentman2006]

LOOOL BOSS ROBERT!!!!!!!!

[caramelskin81]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l yo this is funny

[TheCapeVoice]

LOL

[MrUrbanpoizon]

genious

[misssa84]

good video

[981so]

LMFAOOOO! ;D

[bgstigma]

LMAO (rofl) :D :D :D

No Visa ... MASTARCARD (rofl)

[koffiekpatcha]

If Whites can't own land in Africa,

then I guess Blacks can't own land outside of Africa. Is that the politically correct statemant of the day?

Allah snackbar.

lmao