The Osbournes 1x01 - There Goes the Neighborhood - Part 1/2

[metaljay18]

theres a guy who's buliding are pool and i'm gonna drowned the fucker in it.

[metaljay18]

Can  somebody this get this fuckin television to work!

[joeleffler]

thumbs up if you wish you were a member of this classic and perfect family

[herreguda]

"Why, we're married!" Valid point!

[10razonesgh]

9:15  stone temple pilots N°4 ??

[gannon1op]

dude i laugh even when nothing funny is happening ahaha

[12nadija]

I watch the osbournes everyday xD i have the cds =:D and i always lmao x'D

[VIVIBILKA]

I cant stop laughing! This is too good to be true ;) They should start showing the Osbournes again!

[MrLucas19888]

there has got to be a button for blow job press blow job lol freaking ozzy :)

[hannahunney]

@snakehater123: facking. Classic.

[bksghsts1026]

Ozzy fucking cracks me up, I remember watching this when I was 8 years old and dying of laughter

[willcapps420]

this is one fucked up family for real lol,,,but i'd move in with em in a min ha ha

[elderlyjr]

Jack was watching Half Baked; the movie Melinda was telling him to turn off :-)

[tonitonks]

back when Mtv was cool...now all they show is crap

[cashchico]

OZZY FUCKING ROCKS!

[ashvegas1018]

I really miss this show so much! This was one of the best MTV shows of the 2000's!

[bawzack]

haha he asks how old sharron is right the end...classic

[JhonnyArtandMedia]

Ozzy watches History Channel. I bet he thinks it not any good now though.

[snakehater123]

can't facking understand ozzy. but he's the man! <3

[fayyyyy96]

i felll in love with the whole osbfamily!!!

but mostly OZZY!!!<3<3

[91Timmey]

2:47 AWESOME! ozzy is the most confusing man in this world ...

[donSparda]

"Press blowjob" GODDAMN, i already love the show !

[Ilovemetalcore100]

Press blowjob

[hollymajikes]

Best Show ever!! :)

[ColtClockwork]

"thats very nice. you wait til your fifty si, fifty f how old are you sharon?"

[RossMcc20]

Haha love it Ozzy walking about with a gun :D

[alkazar1234]

i love it

[onthemeow1000]

"Why I can't I have a normal fucking TV man" haha

[aziaandyancyarebored]

LisaSpringfield. Go suck a dick loser I fucking love Ozzy AND his family the kardashians have no reason to be fucking famous

[LisaSpringfield]

@aziaandyancyarebored GO FUCKING DIE ON A CHINKS COCK YOU CUNTING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD OF A WHORING CUNTING INBRED HORSE!

[LisaSpringfield]

These people are freaks.

The Kardashians win any day.

[donSparda]

@LisaSpringfield Haha, sure, The Kardashians are talented, funny, controversial, hysterically humorus and awesome, oh, sorry, i meant The Osbournes.

Kardashian is famous for a sex tape, famous for being famous(and on-camera fucking)

[21madmethod]

Fucking Ozzy with the tv is a trip. I remember this episode... Too funny.

[alexandra8551]

In every sentences there must be "f*ck" :D

[ThePlank1999]

whats the song at 0:50

[CFDChris237]

@ThePlank1999 "gets me through" by who else but ozzy!! ;)

[ThePlank1999]

@CFDChris237 thanks mate i awlays wanted to listen the whole song :)

[futurepopstar121]

*Sharon and Ozzy kissin*

Kelly: Stop!!

Ozzy: Why??

Sharon: I bet u do it wen u go out...

Kelly: -____- just, stop ur too old for this..

Sharon: Thanks -___-

[The0hugo0]

MT FODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fran9860]

JACK! JACK! I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKEN REMOTE TO WORK. PUSH "BLOW JOB" AND SEE WHAT IT DOES.

[PrisonFaces]

@fran9860 Apparently it makes you coem out of the closet and do just that.

[gallade121]

@ritzadee They are English, but they are also American citizens with American passports.

[LANO500]

Ozzy is fucking funny

[pisicutza78]

what's the name of song which appear at 02:19?

[Thunder7420]

02:39 Lol WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan Working to Ozzy

[LR288]

Thanks for putting all of these up! Best reality-show ever.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

10:33 the guy on the right? Tony Dennis?

[danny3403]

fucking nice family

[ewxfea]

"press blowjob"

[shanelly94ant]

Im wish everyone hadny grown up....They were so much funnier this way, I miss this show.

[Mfaithwomen190989]

it's old, damn they keep saying fucking.

[XCShorty21]

I feel like they're actually a kind of intelligent family in an odd sort of way....but I also tend to think anyone with a British accent is kind of intelligent...

[LAUGHOOUTLOUD911]

they cuss so much

[xXHeadTrIpXx1]

ROCK & ROLL!

[SuperDreamKiller1]

FUCK ALL THESE NEW TELEVISION SHOWS!!!! BRING BACK THE OSBOURNES

[Sammyrox1989]

@SuperDreamKiller1 hell yeah i think we must bring back all the best old shows back to everybodys tv :)

[danlvaf183]

9:54 wow, Robert Trujillo before Metallica !! who else see ?

[princess30ms]

i loved watching this show

[sk8smoke21]

i wonder what marijuana movie jack was watching in his room.

[WhiteMaverick321]

@sk8smoke21 Harold and kumar

[cadaversplodey]

wtf is the music lol. i love them all but damn.

[scholte]

this is the citizen kane of best reality tv

[TheShakiebreaks]

this is the ony reality show i will ever like period

[ingeloveswobbly]

No bleeps <3

[MzJacksonKOP]

Ozzy effin ROCKS!! Hes the effin" Michael Jackson" of heavy metal!!

[kymjeff]

I would love to have them as my neighbors!!!

[spinking458]

How could anyone hate Ozzy, he's just a fucking legend, and a really nice guy to.

[cayterr]

cant get this fuckin comput... tv to work haha shit

[cayterr]

stuck on the weather channel LOLLLLLL

[WeltkriegMusic]

"Favorite american family".... There British?

[elderlyjr]

Jack is watching Half Baked, when him and Melinda get into the argument at 8:34. If you look real closely, it's the part in the beginning when Thurgood's posse are kids and toking for the first time.

[hameeeelet]

U guys do no that this isnt how the osborns actually acted

[Hulk2k6]

@hameeeelet

Yeah We know, but why take the fun out of it? We're watching for Entertainment purposes!

[85mustanglx]

there the only family that cusses more than mine

[BRONXPEPE]

to think Christina Aguilera Bought this house after words they both have extravagant styles!

[PortsmouthNoir]

They aint american you stupid fuck. Ozzy is the pride of ENGLAND.

[Getbroad]

Press blowjob :D

[bigpandadog23]

this show is like one big ozzy osbourn commercial

[TheShigeru92]

I think that 6 people were confuse PRESS UNLIKE with PRESS BLOWJOB ;-)

[jijiko70]

I loved jack and ozzy watching the tv together!

[YourArsenal1]

"what is this? where am i?"

[sccall1024]

my whole family used to love this show lol!!

[PorkChopify]

LOL its so awesome to revert back to pre america's got talent sharon.

[andre022791]

"Press BLOW JOB!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[velvetundergrounable]

I used to watch this when I was 7 years old.

[bambamh20]

THE MADMAN ..........

[Lucielinasa]

Ozzy is the cutest old man in the world :)

[NikkixPrinc3ss]

love watching Ozzy trying to work the tv Hahaha xxxx

[akatsukimaster666]

never be able to sell it? HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT!

[ColtClockwork]

what is this !? where am i man !? haha

[SkullMan140]

the intro song is crazy train, but like the "reality" version LOL

[mactavishc]

Thumbs up if you spotted Rob Trujillo (Metallicas current bass) at 9:56

[256971ajm]

ill put the gun under the bed LOL

[flashdanceluver]

haha ozzy was stoned during all the seasons LOL

[MajaEleonora]

"That's very nice, you wait 'til you're fiftysi... fiftys... how old am I, Sharon?"

[Ihuffglue91]

wow I feel old.

[MAKER6450]

That blonde chick at 3:03 is from "nightmare on elm street 4"...i think.

She wanted to be a tv star so freddy slams her head through a tv screen and electocutes the bitch.

fukn classic.

[MAKER6450]

@MAKER6450 "where the fuck am i man, the nightmare continues... nightmare in beverlyhills man".

ozzy rules.

[MAKER6450]

ozzy and jack are good ppl.

kelly and the cunt wife make me sick.

[PianoChick36]

Sharon was such a badass mom! I miss her that way! --lol

[LeonaPumpkin]

7:43 Was that... Rob Trujillo?! O.O

[Murrtallica]

@LeonaPumpkin I thought the same thing. Ya Its Trujillo.

[ThisThingEaten]

5:04 Ozzy drinking something NON-alcoholic?! WOW!

[sanoy98]

@ThisThingEaten after the camera was away he must've switched

[MiaMountainLover]

The perfect american family? ... but....they are all british.

[YourLoveLetter]

@MiaMountainLover they live in america, assuming they have american citizenship, that would make them americans.

[acidrain55]

@MiaMountainLover Lol I thought the same thing, not sure if the kids are american born and raised.

[TheTinychainsaw]

@MiaMountainLover they live in america

[PortsmouthNoir]

@MiaMountainLover English. Fuck scotland, wales and northern ireland. ENGLISH icon.

[ritzadee]

@MiaMountainLover Ummm they live in America therefore they are American . . . . 

[h4r4]

'Where shall I put me gun Sharon?' Quality.

[AthenaScissorhands]

I wish they had more seasons! I loved this show

[nateboy000]

What's the first ozzy song called?

[comedygold224]

@nateboy000 Gets Me Through

[asjabluedog]

@79ichwill =) yes it's pretty funny!!! I just thought I'd let you know it went for four seasons (all on comedygolds channel) just incase you didn't know so you wouldn't miss any =)

[RyanFilmz]

This is... well... AWESOME! :D This family is crazy, but at the same time we love them :)

[asjabluedog]

@79ichwill and it went for 4 seasons =)

[kyliefan4life]

I only watch this for Ozzy....filarious!

[Qu33nLisa10]

love this show my fave

[JunkieFame]

ROCK N ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOLLLLL

[comedygold224]

@79ichwill 2002

[MetalSam5]

so much better than family jewels

[tahwyasaggin]

6 ppl pressed surprise butt secks instead of blowjob

[ThePanzerfaust1488]

he walks around in his house like fuckin hitler hahahhahhaha

[JordanEvans3794]

Ozzy 00:40... a true fucking british icon fuck america, fuck sharon...we got the beatles, the stones, zeppelin, floyd, sabbath... what the fuck you got !!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

[nattles1221]

Sharon looks different. uz shes on Amercias Got Talent, But she looks much younger now which is weird XD

[LilGrey456]

@nattles1221 this is a really old show..so she not all dolled up with make up like she is on AGT

[outtacontrol24]

my family is like this with out all the money.. lolll

[lambonastickdead]

whoever watches this or doesn't think these people are wasters is a spastic

[Freakylittlethingy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA at 2.10!!!!

[jessicavm]

HAHAHA how old im i???

[jakthemak]

YES AMERICANS. THE OSBOURNES ARE ENGLISH. NOW STFU AND ENJOY.

[Stephaynator]

Dont they have another daughter?

[Alos21]

@Stephaynator yes,the smart one and she didnt wanna to do nothing with the show

[gayboy2341]

@Stephaynator yeah amy she didnt want to be on the show

[monkeyslovetochatter]

Whos' the blonde chick who's with Jack?

[RHMETAL]

Sharon "I make Ozzy do it" talking about Leno. That proves it! She runs his whole career!

[kfchrist]

wait what? 0:00 there English...

[hollyanne1995]

@kfchrist IKR! English talent not american!

[94Cioppa]

Crazy train- smooth jazz version

[sneakyzidar]

what is the music called which starts at 05:46???

[VampireRebel666]

09:57 best HEADBANG EVA  OZZY ROCKS

[austinc7881]

that does not look like sharon she had a few facelifts since this show

[MASTERMOOSTACHE]

Ozzy: Press the blowjob button...

Jack: You sick fuck.

-LMAO!

[nabiilnasser]

press blowjob.

[maat369]

"It's too mainstream for him."

Ozzy Osbourne, world's oldest hipster.

[Basketball1011995]

I started watching America's Got Talent in 2009, which was season 4. And I love it. And I love Sharon. Now I've started watching this show and she's so very different here than she is on AGT. Her looks, her language, her personality, everything. I understand this was a few years before AGT and all but it's weird seeing her so different. Not that it's a bad thing. She's hilarious. They all are. I've only just began watching and I already love this show. :)

[ludaswifee]

Jack has grown into a very handsome man,,and Kelly is stunning, she's well spoken, mature, and sober. :) Love them

[internalpeaceseeker]

i love u ozz

[magicman628]

"mmm yes a nice little cat to eat!" Reminds me of my dad XD

[Greensery]

Ozzy's the best :)

[yoelkis29]

My friends watch this show and now every time they see me they go "SHARON!!!!!" (my name is sharon)

[unknownXbeing]

If I got a nickle for every FUCK said in this show I think I'd be rich...

[TafTabTah]

This is the only reality tv show I ever really enjoyed

[hipppo1997]

JACK can u get this f**king comp no tv to work funny or what!!!!!

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"I'm Ozzy Osbourne's wife NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[girl123interrupted]

"I hit the button to turn on the tv and the shower starts" ha ha ha

[TheDudeFromPlanetJay]

Kelly - "your so violent"

Ozzy & Jack "Shut up"

[TheBleedSuicide]

aharon with her cute voice "this is FUCKIN SWIMMING POOL" xDDD

[xxguitargirl94xx]

I think they should carry on doing the series. I really love watching The Osbournes and I fucking love OZZY!!

[333AndMan]

The Osbournes beat The Kardashians like nothing

[cartmammainia]

@333AndMan

Lol, u noticed?

[girl123interrupted]

@333AndMan haha so true.

The Osbournes... quality wise they are like Crab and lobster and the Kardashians are more like canned tuna or mackerel hahahhaha

[shagrath37]

haha, man, you gotta love Ozzy

[MultiTomification]

the first thought of a burgler coming throguh the window and meeting an enraged Ozzy with a bayoneted rifle. "FUCK"

[Danielthephenom]

how can u say american family......

[OzzyFan87]

"We let the owners figure it out for themselves." WTF? If i'm paying for that shit, I expect to be taught how to work it.

[bgilstrap80]

It doesn't matter how bad a day I've had. NOTHING makes me laugh like this family does. The best!