Come to Australia !!!

[Makhecha]

AUSTRALIANS are ALL a bunch of RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS suprised they have not exterminated the Kangaroo yet as it is not white!

[TheNumber1TailsFan]

i dont wanna go swimming in austrailia! GREAT WHITE SHARKS!!!

[blackpatho]

does anyone knows the chords to this song?

[Kruizinby]

@blackpatho I added them into the description box as best I know to play them!

[blackpatho]

@Kruizinby thank you very much! XD that's great! :)

[AustralianAuzzie]

WOOOO AUSTRALIA!!!

[TedRifky]

LOL

[helaya007]

I love to visit Australia since Oprah advertised it and showed every thing it got. Hope they have improved their attitude towards people with color by now

[Phl3xable]

@helaya007 Are you saying that Australians have a problem with people of colour? It's one of the most multicultural places on earth.

[daboarder101]

@helaya007 NAH!! we hate the lot of you please don't come here......Who am I kidding we hate all races equally.

Consider that a crash course in auzzie humour come down here and meet us before you judge us

[975chloe]

This video is sooo cool!!!!!!



[SirAlexsaid]

I guess that means don't mess with us

[SackFrenzy]

I lived i australia for all y life, and believe it or not, i've NEVER been bitten (or stung.... apart from about 15 bees...)

[theacempire]

this is so fucking shit. i hope a inland taipan bites you on the neck.

[KrisszKhaos]

With Fear U'r Pants Will Be Filled ! ^_^

[KaraJayneee]

FUCK OFF!!

were full

[arrechote1]

God does NOT like jelous people . Don't hate Australians because they are beautiful and have a great country......Fix up your own!!!!!! jajajajaaj.

[texasgirls1000]

thats very funny LOLZ

[Heathaholic]

haha Australia might get you killed....if your not expecting danger dont even bother coming xD thats why us Aussies are always cool, because we are without fear!

[PrincessHv101]

im 12 and im going to australia tomorrow. but it will be australias winter. im going to do 26 hours of traveling to do:P yay, not :P :)

[GamingGuru21]

COME TO AFGHAN.....WHERE MY FAMILY WILL TIE YOU UP WITH C4 AND THREATEN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

[FatboyFilmsAustralia]

nice one mate

[oldauntiemo]

I like this vid, I made my own version, but it was taped in Holland, nothings going on there ;-)

=LCcA3os7N1A

[victorhugomuzi]

ok sure i will go 2 ausdtralia

[Intersounds]

Great video!

[Origin17]

I'll go to Australia in August 2010 and I have to say - I'm scared when I think of all these toxic animals ^^

(Here in Germany we don't have any toxic animals at all...)

Hope I won't die xD

[rubyhal1]

i live in australia its harmless

[kooritom]

Mate I wanted to do smilar 20years ago u beet me to it. U c I moved to the NT and best way to keep tourist away was a song like this

Well done. At least back then it was only bities/ stingers not other pretend humans

[tfkime]

I picked up a harmonica sucked in and a white tip spider went down my throat and i coughed it up! IF it had bit me i would have rotted from the inside out! THATS WHY YOU DONT COME TO AUSTRALIA

ps i burnt the bitch with meth

[slappieee]

i survived vegemite

[meningentingfungerar]

You are scearing me. i am going, I am a turist. and will working in the outback. so I will probebly be killed. =/

[L1lyK0]

you wont get killed :)

I live here and I am alive.

[maxi4492]

Funny!!!

[cadam007]

oh good god lol the reason people die is because all the turists come over here and get lost and or play with tiapans.

[sxcydaniel]

Lol, i just got back home from Europe, so many Europeans asked me about the dangerous Animals lol!

[ghostbuster124]

i bloody miss australia :(

just to make people even more confident bout visitng!!

my friends here in europe are terrified by the idea of all the deadly creatures that are in australia! it makes me laugh!

[LittleMizzRandom]

he he he its funny becoz u travel over seas and ppl fuss of the average spider.....

[abbityabbi]

Yep, best place in the world. Aussie born and bred mate!

Its a shame to see how many tourists get themselves into serious trouble though. They dont take things seriously and end up paying a hefty price.

Have fun if you are travelling down under people, but take care!

[fivenuckleshufle123]

yea your right yesterday a german tourist died in the bush near tenterfield he got seperated from his mates i heard

to all you people out there who think australia is not that dangerous it is

[kiwi539]

i will never go visit Australia

[cadam007]

BOOOOOOOO?

[nko11]

you must be beched az brooo!???!

[fairkoala]

Oh you think its dangerous? Wait till you meet some fuckn' muzzie ragheads with a bomb, or else don't bother coming.

[L1lyK0]

it's fine!

if you are worried just stay in the cities! All of the scary things are in the bush!

[vhzxb]

f en funny mate welldone...

[jeepberry]

im goin to aussie this new year

[TheEliteWolf]

I especially laughed when he mentioned the Cone Snail. I haven't laughed like this in a while.

[britwantstobeau]

australia rules i went there last july for 3 weeks and i miss it and want to go back again

[ilzekonovalova]

That's Australian humor...!! ;-)))

[countryboytony20]

i went to australia for 15 days as a student ambassador from the united states and i miss it so much!!!! i want to live there so bad

[alek100]

fuck Australia its a fascist shit hole!!! a real assholes paradise

WARNING DONT VISIT

[grozmo1]

wtf? do you even know what fascist means?

what country are you even talking about!?

(ok.. you're probably just trolling)

[gnarkillkicksass]

Nah mate we just hate you.

[kickinbacktriple8]

your a wanker maybe if ur not an asshole to every one maybe they would be nice to you

[Jedimindtrickitis]

the trick to survival if you encounter one of our deadly animals is to correctly guess if it drinks xxxx or vb. but it will want tooheys

[heliopolis07]

lmao, great video!!

[montaramike]

Awesome post!  And now you are famous! LOL!

[Kruizinby]

haha dunno bout that but can only imagine what ppl r gonna think! Thank Mike ;P

[squirreludecker]

yay to tivo for featuring this video!

[Kruizinby]

Thanks for letting me know about that lol strange they'd wanna use something like this but ahwell, our 'sense of humour' is a whole different scale lmao!

[hotshotcody1]

i love australia and never wish to leave,i espeecialy love the snakes

[Australiarulesok]

ha great video

[Jedimindtrickitis]

and lots of irish buddy! we drink.fight.and build houses-the natives are aboriginal people not convicts.lol

[johnnyquest1354]

australia used to be a prison continent which means all the natives are decendents of felons, lol.

[thatcoffeewasgood]

which means dont fuck with us!

[kielstadt]

HAHHAHAHAHA.

[nccvoyager2]

Come to Australia, ya' might accidentally get killed!

[1705920]

"accidentally" haha

[kellyrepresent]

bahahahahahah i love that motto "come to australia ya might get accidently killed lol

im aussie :D so proud of it too aye ;)

[Armyboitaylor]

alright i guess

[evilbrainproductions]

thats one way to deter backpackers pinching all the work :D

[ManiacalMedia]

haha thats true, but thank fuck for antivenom lol

[Sikosm]

lol hilarious song... but i wouldn't live ANYWHERE but australia. australia's the BEST!!! :-)

i hate spiders tho lol, but that's it

[Sikosm]

lol i can't be australian bcos iv never heard that song before. how old is it?

[TMart1245]

I totally agree with you i wouldn't live anywhere els!

and yeah Curse those damn Red back spiders!

[Sikosm]

haha :-)

[GlorieltheGlorious]

And the Sydney funnel-webs... I´m travelling across the globe in February to see Australia (the land of my dreams) for the first time... the spiders I read about are getting me nervous though.

[frankis94]

dont worry, like 5 people a year r killed by spiders and snakes....i think that like less then most countries.

[ooGuteLaunedrops]

hey cool i'll be there too to travel around the Country hehe

[TMart1245]

lol well ive lived in Australia my whole life and i can Defenently say that in some places... yes you can accedently get killed, its not all places But the effing Red back spiders will fuck ya Up if you're Not careful ;)

[Kruizinby]

Yeah I agree lol - but mate -

I wouldn't live anywhere else in the world! I'm a biast bitch lol ;D

[TMart1245]

lol Australia FTW.... but it would be cool to see snow here :P

[19porridge72]

Your are cool.A super information to come to

Australia.Fantastic.

[Skedga]

hey james hey anna

[Kruizinby]

Hey again little Andrea X

[petranakoz]

cool

5/5

good work

[ozstickman]

Thats gold!!!!

[xendingo]

very cool song.

[scarpredator007]

lol i have survived 12 years in australia

[theah54]

Had a good laugh!!

(A used-to-be Australian)

[ceaserthewarrior]

where can i get this song

[KurtGnu]

My niece worked in Australia for a while, she 'didn't like' the spiders.. or the snakes! Otherwise than that she had a great time... Loved the video, and the song!

[angelgallardo1]

brilliant! Great job!

[horsefly4]

LOL

[caroljbowie]

hAHAHAHAHAHAHA... tHERE aRE mANY iNTERESTING tHINGS iN aUSTRALIA. bEAUTIFUL cOUNTRY

[Flashy203]

lol Nice vid .. :)

[hillbillygill99]

funny very funny

[cashmere5008]

That was hilarious...5 stars!!!!

[Kruizinby]

thanks mate, glad u got a laugh out of it! Hopefully u will in the future too! Cheers..

[fehquig]

I'll visit Australia if it's the last thing I do!

[Kruizinby]

Hope so, we love showing off our vast brown landscape inbetween miles & miles of bush & trees, with the occasional town or cuty dotted around the place lol!

Nah it's not that bad, I love it - but then again I'm biast ;D Thanks

[brandeddingo]

people i'v shown think u lot r mad, yes they're right lol

[mia0899cs]

5 stars!  That was funny as hell! Great video!

[Kruizinby]

thanks so much! - glad you found humour in it lol :)

[englishteaboy]

Hello Fellow Aussie!! I love the Scared Weird Little Guys!! I have that song on CD LOL classic.. great film.. see you around!

[Kruizinby]

G'day - yeah they were never 2 bad with some of their songs, LOL cheers 4 watchin mate!

[kratzenbourg]

This video is pure comedy gold.

[muscularteeth]

good job !

[GiggityGooggitty]

rofl

[mrgionni]

Ha ha ha

[popparoc46]

Australia where every spider is poisonous! - roc

[Kruizinby]

lol bout sums it up nicely cheers Roc!

[RobNorthampton]

Hmm...Oz sounds like a great place to visit! Now where did I put that suit of armour?...

[Kruizinby]

Nah you'll be right Rob, as long as you can run fast XD

[Derventio74]

Excellent stuff - brightened up a cold Autumn night in England.. :-)

[Kruizinby]

Cold? Was's Cold? Ohhhhh like what we get if we open the freezer.. Gotcha now! I'm glad you enjoyed it - thanku 4 ur comment!

[pazankachok]

lmao :)

[saintfletcher]

Yep, even more in the top end and you about this. In Cairns, its not the spiders, snakes or crocks in the canals. It's the Stinging trees that give you a lethal painful burn for 4 years, Cairns is surrounded by them. The triffid like dart flower: spears into your eyes and makes you blind. The fish hooked covered "wait-a-while" palms: wait-a-while, pull 'em out or they rip open your flesh.

The Casareries are lethal, chase and disembowel people with their tusk. Ouch!

[Skedga]

You 2 def take after ya Maw's side LOL

Loved it xxx

[Fringe111]

Oh hahahahahahaa that's great

[lindamac]

5* Great VID LOL

[Kruizinby]

lol cheers, not every1 has the same views as what they see as comedy, but u stick with what u enjoy I guess! Thanks again glad u liked it!

[pierz1981]

This video actually make me LOL.

Love the lyrics to the song... and the song is kinda catchy! :)

[Kruizinby]

thanku! it is an oldish song but we thought we'd liven it up a tad! Thanks 4 watching!

[jeffstunes]

Gigolo8 sent me over to take a look. This gave me my first chuckle of the day and goes on my selective favourites list :)

[Kruizinby]

lol cheers mate, all in the flavour of fun! I should get Geoff involved in 1 of ours lol

[brandeddingo]

mate your brothers as bad as you! your meant to be the 'wise' one lol the older one who teaches the ways of.........oh hang on

nevermind - youre doing it already LOL

[CagedSongBird]

I LOVED THIS VIDEO! :) I already knew about all these things... but given a chance, and if I'm well enough, I'll never pass up on a trip to Oz! :)

Have a wonderful day, in a wonderful way!  Lucky you!

Sending you a smile! :)

(((Hugs))) to you & yours...

Paula

[Kruizinby]

Thanks 4 the kind words Paula - I wish u nothing but good times.

Hopefully I've helped make your day a little better too! X Anna X

[CagedSongBird]

You certainly did! You made me smile! :) I thank you for that. Also, I have this in my favorites. :) I'll send you a video, from a fellow Aussie that I know, in a few minutes. I think you'll enjoy it. She's a truly sweet person, too. Have a wonderful day! Bless your heart!

(((Big Hugs))) to you...

Paula

[Kruizinby]

yeah lmao far out, brain's r tickin over now - Noooooooo! Dont wanna be addicted to YT!!!!!

[Oddsweb]

LOL, too late its got you by the short and curlies.. :¬D

[Kruizinby]

I'll hopefully enjoy it all if the hater's BS stays away.. but in a way...yes, I think it's the truth u speak lol

[esotericonlineradio]

Very funny vid guys

[Kruizinby]

Thanku.. was funny makin it tryin 2get it 2match up lol worked out ok - glad u enjoyed it!

[Oddsweb]

LOL, you guys are hillarious..I was wondering what you where going to top the marmite episode with...now I know... :¬D

PS Gigolo8 Sent me :¬D

[Kruizinby]

that's the problem I guess - trying to 'beat' something you've already done lmao

Plus pushed into 1 minute is even better! TY!

[gleegirloz]

Samantha Marmite is very unAustralian, we eat Vegemite mate lol! ((HUGS))

[Oddsweb]

Gosh DARN it...thats what I meant... :¬D Just got the words all muxed up! :¬D

[Frequency100]

LOL VERY FUNNY! Gigolo8 sent me!

[Kruizinby]

thanks 4 that I appreciate it :) I should get Geoff involved 1 day lol

[HuggableAngel]

OMG is that TRIPOD singing i love TRIIIPPPOOODDD and funny video you have loved it ((((HUG))))

[AussieLegionaire]

yeah ive got this song, bloody greta.

good video mate!

[Kruizinby]

yeah it's an oldie (sorta) but still makes 4 a laugh lol thanks 4 watching!

[joey0028]

ahhhh you guys are classic!! luv ya's!!!! no worries mate xjoeyx

[Kruizinby]

Cheers Joey - we had fun editing it, was a bit of a challenge but it worked!

[moomay11649]

LOVED THE VID.

MOOMAY

[Kruizinby]

ta Moomay lol I enjoyed Gills poem 4u! So touching!!! :D

[KyphosisKiel]

this should be a commercial, it makes me want to come back haha

[Kruizinby]

lmao sh*t could you imagine it on USA telly? No wonder most of ya's think we Aussies are weird! Individuals mate lol

Come... be 1 of us lol, u pretty much r already!

[meerkat123]

I aint waiting for nouthing I live in NSW and have lived in australia for most of my life lol so u dnt have to ewait 4 me I'm allready here lol anyway loved the film clip hehehe verry funny the song was good too but I have heard that song ages ago its not as funny as it used to eb

[Kruizinby]

yeah the song is years old, but still funny enough to do this to it!

Cheers 4 watching.

[SamNeillPwns]

Nice one! Very funny. =P

[Kruizinby]

Thanks heaps 4 watchin - glad u liked it!

[yabasha]

lol awesome thanks for sending

[Kruizinby]

Cheers for watching - glad u found some humour in it lol

[yabasha]

ay im an aussie of course im gonna love it xD funny as fuck mate

[Gigolo8]

Absolutely outstanding! Brilliantly shows our sense of humour!

5*

[Kruizinby]

Aww Geoff lol seen you sent it out mate - thanks 4that & glad you enjoyed it lol

[Gigolo8]

Don't thank me, I like to give credit where due and this one was worth sending out

[gleegirloz]

Well Anna fun and friendship's what it's all about isn't it? For me anyway !:)

[Kruizinby]

Definately Glee. Good times with good people!

[jackdaniels4menotu]

you pair arent related to me.... lol good one

[Kruizinby]

You like to think we're not lol

[gleegirloz]

Good one mate! That ought to have 'em rushing here in droves LOL!!!!

[Kruizinby]

Thanks Glee - old song but we got bored lol

Havin' some fun doing these lately!

[gleegirloz]

keep havin' fun, cos we're havin' fun watching 'em!