【KAITO】 Dazs is Cold 【Parody Song】 With English & Romaji Lyrics

[demonsakurai55]

Kaito. Let's fight for the Dazs' cause. Together.....with ketchup.

[hainelin120]

Lol, I hope I'm not the only one who understands the withdrawal symptoms part XD

[chichikitty527]

kaito: im bleeding!!!!

me: i can see the ketchup

kaito: shhhh!! no one else sees it >.> <.<

everyone: yes we can

kaito: noooooooo!!!! its ruined!

ahh love the ketchup part though

[DrMocca00]

I love how at the end his singing kinda start to sound like he's whining and acting rather pathetic XD oh Kaito

[Otaku4697635]

I love this so much. xD

[OpheliaMorganProDuc]

I'm surprised Kaito hasn't gotten fat with all the ice cream he eats. xD

[EmoboyKaito]

...Aisu / Dazs is War....:P

[MabinogiKittyChan]

I just realized that he just might be the only person buying icecream in that store and because of him, the price went up XD

[MabinogiKittyChan]

just rob the freakin store XD

(btw- why is he so cute when blood is pouring down his face?)

[KiyaClub]

Just realized that Ice-Cream is the ONLY thing he eats...

[pinkandbluemakevids]

Kaito finally got his way and got more ice cream. Seeing this Miku askes for more leeks...(LOL)

[sparrow44124]

3:24...Anyone else notice he was holding Death Note volume 5? The withdrawal symptoms part reminded me of Ryuk, but I just now noticed the Death Note...

[bbbbbthn3]

@sparrow44124 Ah, Death Note...The best/worst remedy for Dazs-Withdrawal XD

[PetalThorn]

Kaito always gets carried away about ice cream.

Maybe we should keep it away from him for a while...

Kaito: O_O >.<

Just kidding, Kaito. But...you still get carried away with ice cream!

[TehEeveeBlossom]

Omg...i cant watch this and not laugh

[EpicNinja42]

Who else cried?

[ReddTheSkunk]

"I'm not crying...Deffinately not crying!"

[nigaitochan]

"the painful rumbling of my stomach"

kaito: im so hungry!!

me: i dont think your stomach is rumbling because its hungry. kaito, youve eaten too much ice cream again

kaito: u said ice cream?! :D *derp*

[LittleWhiteChokolate]

3:00 Tako Luka <3

[LittleWhiteChokolate]

All Vocaloids sings about "Love is war" except of Kaito that sings "Love is Dazs".

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

I can imagine what Kaito's user must be saying...

"I'LL BUY YOU YOUR STUPID ICE CREAM JUST SHUT UP ALREADY."

[quietanimegirl7]

OMG i just noticed that the ice cream said darzs instead of dazs at 2:55!!

[fishfacedfreak]

I got a stomachache from laughing so heart omgosh Kaito why are you so lovableeee

[susanlovesherbrandon]

katio you are just to cute xD i want a katio xDD

[PurpleFullMoon]

While watching this, I decided to pull out a carton of Dazs and started eating it... I can understand how Kaito can love it so much! *nod nod*

[TehEeveeBlossom]

20 year olds crying over ice crem....HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

girls named Justin Beiber whining bout their first love...lame!!!

[Tithenannis]

I want to hear a "Last Night Good Night" parody now! *w* Just thin about it! "Laaaast Daaaaaazs.... Goood Daaaaaazs~"

[KekoKasane]

omg omg omg omg omg O_O... ICE CREAAM <333

[00Sora00]

Kaito REALLY likes his icecream XD

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZSSSSSS

[nekonicko]

Master, when you got Kaito's software you should've known you would have to buy him icecream. all the time. So don't complain that Kaito is emptying your wallet!

[averyanime]

i love how he actually sounds like he's trying not to cry at 2:59!!!! i love these parodiesssssss!!!

[speedemon892000]

@averyanime gotta figure out how to do that without vocashifter

[kindlady3]

one thing to say to you kaito.

TRY EDYS/ BEN AND JERRYS.

[number4privetdrive]

3:53 XD Kaito-kuns expression

3:20 OH MY GODS RYUK SILHOUETTE!

[tsundelenxkahoko]

Kaito is adorable <3

[ArabianUsa]

lol its just ketchup

[Hiffvie]

At the end Master's just like, 'fine! here's your damn icecream!'

XD Gotta love Kaito...

[VanillaFEATChokola]

3:20 wtf?Death Note!:D

[ddrstandard2008]

I nearly lost it at 2:59

[Groupofthefails]

@ddrstandard2008 Same *Luka Spazz*

[Niningchan]

I hope they will lower the prices....

I´m afraid Kaito´s gonna start a war because of it xDDD

[1autobotbumblebee]

I'm eating ice cream right now.

[sxmvrl]

"I'll take a pudding....and EAT IT!"

[prplemnkey]

hahaha even your parodies are serious issues!

[WycaKurosu]

i love how he pretends to be bleeding but then you see the ketchup bottle >w<

[RyunosukeRyusei]

His endless list of Ice cream parodies to other songs will always amaze me. At least they still sound great! :D

[gladis518]

Parody of Love Is War?

Sorry,but how lame =.= (His scream)

[LittleWhiteChokolate]

@gladis518 This scream is better than Kaitos real Love is war, so stfu.

(The only screams that sounds good is IRL guys that don't even is Kaito)

[gladis518]

@LittleWhiteChokolate IRL? 0_0

[LittleWhiteChokolate]

@gladis518 Yeah. People from Nico nico that almost sounds like Kaito ~_^

[LittleWhiteChokolate]

@gladis518 Dubs ;>

[Kittymouth]

Gawd, there's only two things in the world our dorky KAITO loves. Master, and ice cream. Not necessarily in that order! XD

[RedOfFlames]

...want... Ice cream...

[KuroRyu313]

im definetly not crying... rotfl. this is awesome.

[ShootingStarNeo]

xD Whoever came up with this is a genius. Like, the Weird Al of Vocaloid songs.

[dlcdiva13]

i love his eyes

[pretty5pixie]

3:00 LOLLLL!!!!! i love how he is crying it gets me everytime

[NinjaFerrari]

LOL

*hugs Kaito* Don't worry, I feel sad when I too run out of ice cream. TT~TT

[PUFFYlover5]

DAAAAAAAAZS!!!!!

[KaitoAisuLover]

A question... Is it possible NOT to love this guy? XD

*Squeezes Kaito plushie*

[socks7890]

3:22 ....is that ryuk?

[edwardelriclover9121]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!­!

[sxmvrl]

Lol as soon as the music started it was Love is War and I was like, oh, so THAT's why Miku is so pissed that her boyfriend left her...he was already commited to ice cream...XD

[wtfuxable]

LMFAO I LOVE KAITO

[ogomew]

HOMGZ LOLOLOLOL XDDDD

3:20

Death Note. xDDDDD

[iijennylicious]

LOL @ WHEN HES CRYING

XD

[kindlady3]

LMAO

this made my day after so much homework :D

[pop992211]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............. z

[Hiffvie]

3:24!! It's Ryuk!

[blackwinges]

"To see you look so tasty from so far away."

That made me crack up.

[KiwixFishCat]

hahaha Kaito you are so cute!!!XDD

ice cream world!

you will need a good friend! i can offer my brother to you

[Ayumichigolove]

Ehehe...BAKAITO... ♥

[happyphonebumtime]

Kaito, you're so cute. Having a temper tantrum because of Haagan Daaz. It's really good, so I understand.

Thanks for sharing this. It was hilarious.

[kikikittyhappee]

i'll be your master, kaito-chan. <3 X3

[nightcrawler998]

0:36 FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­N

[LunaRoswell]

AH HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! THIS IS PRICELESS. XDDDD

[chouryu13]

OMG THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!! -favorites-

KAITO I LUV YOU!!!

[Mekose]

This is too good, I literally starting laughing out loud.

[drhax1234]

COLDFEAR

[drhax1234]

LOL

[SuperRainbowSparkles]

Poor Kaito! What a bad master he has! Come with me Kaito! I'll save you!

[245LMC98]

XD soo cool!! I <3 u KAITO!!! Darz! oh yeah haha

[ChaoticBlank]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[IttyBittyTessa]

I think Masuta died >.>

[Koneko716]

XD oi Kaito. you make me laugh. don't ever stop being... yourself.

[yeseyyesey]

i have a craving for ice cream right now....>.>

*checks fridge* o.o HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!!? *falls to the floor* n-no m-more ICE CREAM!!!! *dies*

[Saske94Uchiha]

T__T Kaito *sniff*

I´m so sorry ><

*buy lot of ice cream*

[Cooki3zRawrs]

Kaito i can be your master i have ice cream and money :D

[xakatsukirikux]

-sighs-

kaito when will you learn

-holding ice cream but is blushing-

i-i will buy you ice cream >//^//>

[JesusGirlz09]

Ironically, I'm eating ice cream right now :)

[DZReport]

Was that... a DEATH NOTE referance? XD

[killerpieman499]

@DZReport I'll take an ice cream cone... and EAT it!

[TookieLooCookies]

Lol. That is all. :3

[Kianturada]

xDD I love you Kaito. We can share a love of ice cream~

[kataztrophee07]

Gee...tnx so much Kaito, now I got a huge bump on my head, because sis hit me hard for laughing like an idiot! grrrrrrrrrr!

Awww...how can I be mad at Kaito? I mean...he's...uh....Kaito?

[xXChibiLXx]

XD I love you Kaito! <3<3<3<3

And whatever one person does not like this is crazy in the head! They should go die! AISU IS GOD!

[ChibiVamp232]

Lol love this parody XD

[xl0IIipop]

I have cookies and cream ! :D

[sakirayamitsuki]

-was trying to stick her Green tea mochi onto the screen-

kaaito! Yo ucan have mah aisu. It's not Haagen das though.

[angelicdarkblue]

lolol he sounds so good in this. and when he said "i'm not crying"... he definitely sounded like it.

[TheMaRlInN100]

Wahahahaaa !..

How cool .. XD

[xPinkButterflyx]

1:07 Mad Scientist Kaito,yey!

As he sang "I'm not crying at all", I nearly did :(

Could somebody please give him his damn DASZ-AISU?!

[IntelligentJewel]

lmao. xDDD the death note camio for "withdrawal symptom" is because ryuk goes into withdrawal if he doesn't eat apples for a while. lmao. so clever. xD

[speedemon892000]

@IntelligentJewel This -P must be a Death Note fan

[jeunefille666]

aaaaaa moyashimon!! @1:03 So cute this parody is!

[JesusGirlz09]

I like this way more than the original :D

[sasuke723482]

At 3:22 ... OMG IT'S RYUK! HAI RYUK! And what're you doing in a Vocaloid parody song about ice cream? O.o

[BlackRose3542]

@sasuke723482

*gasp* You're right! It is Ryuk! I didn't notice XD

[MariaBernkastel]

@sasuke723482 Look what the subtitles said. "To show off my withdrawl symptoms"

When Ryuk doesn't have apples in a while, he contorts in ways inhumanly possible. Kaito's saying he might do the same. xD

[coolycatty123]

TTTT3TTTT Kaito!!! guess what! i have some ice cream look! *points to 500 trucks of ice cream*

kaito: *runs to ice cream truck and dives in*

[snickerdoodlepuff]

xD "I'll show my true feelings to Dazs!" Don't worry Kaito, master will get you ice cream. :D

[filipje1993]

i bought 5 dazs packages, you can have one kaito

[crapinthecatbox22]

My fav parts,

Hit my head against the wall

Show off my withdrawal symptoms (notice the death note manga and Ryuk's silhouette)

Heh I lurve the whole effing song

[LenLen233]

i think 3:20 looks like ryuk from death note couz i see kaito holding a death note book :S

[wildfire164]

i love kaitos line. " im not crying at all." XD haha how cute!

[tangerinegirl13]

KAITO'S PARODY SONGS are always about food!!O.O AHAHAHA i wonder why he doesn't get fat =_=

[MagicalKittenT]

He definitely sounds better in this than in his actual cover of "Love is War"... And I agree with you, Kaito, I would give everything for some Haagen-Das as well!

[MagicalKittenT]

He definitely sounds better in this than in his actual cover of "Love is War"... And I agree with you, Kaito, I would give everything for some Haagen-Das as well!

[mickyminttt]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChocolaiteRainbows]

I thought it was blood. OTL 1:46... He's holding ketchup. OTL

[TheVocaLord]

Did anyone else notice the ketchup bottle at 1:43? And why does it say "kagome"???

[Kawaii63QT]

who wants my melted ice cream from Dazs?

[Lifelessdummy]

I don't think this is mentioned, but when Kaito uses the microscope, a microbe from Moyashimon (yeast i believe) is there

[Cream5456]

I feel the same way Kaito!!! D:

....Haagen Dazs lolz XD

[Ehmiy321]

0.0;....Man, kaito would MURDER for icecream (well...i would too) but he's just like slamming his own head against the counter until it BLEEDS. But does anyone notice the ketchup bottle hes holding xP? Kaito is so dwamatic ^-^. If i ever became his masuta, i would totally buy him icecream, but then i would hide the wallet in a fire proof safe or something...XD.

[tokiozelda]

hahahahhahaha "ore wa kuufuku" im so hungry! HAAHA

[SearchingStranger]

Kaito is so adorable X3 I mean, if it were up to me, I woulda given him enough ice-cream money to make me go broke TT^TT He'd eat me outta house and home but ice-cream deprivation is a serious ailment so it's worth it. Plus he's too cute to ignore or resist DX

[darkgenis]

Aww, I just love Kaito! If I was the master and didn't have money, I would've just stolen my parents money to go buy some ice scream XD

[AkatsukiFan95]

3:22 Riuk!???

[AkatsukiFan95]

3:22 Riuk??

[honeywhisker]

ha, i like how his voice begins wavering when he starts crying! <3

[kamawanai900]

kaitos parody is also another thing i most of the time cant wait to c...they r jus so funny..

[countbleckdashit]

hmmm........

*dresses up as an ice cream cone and stands in front of kaito's house*

kaito:MIKU ITS ANOTHER FANGIRL!

miku:*come out with a leek and hits me with it*

me: D;

[360Sacleblu]

LOL the ketchup part wuz FUNNY i get it xD

[Zouziiable]

Hurr hurr I love how he starts crying at the end half. xD

[xTenshiAi]

@Zouziiable Lmao! And wtf is Luka's hair doing!? LOL

[MysteryAdventureLvr]

manly yell... finally... haven't hearrd any for a while

[evilpie1265]

DAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladystaralot]

*bangs head against table*no ice cream .... want ice cream......*hits harder*

[Kayla5927]

Oh jezz... What Kaito would do for some ice cream, eh?

[BURniNG6t54]

I love when his voice gets all shaky, I didn't know Vocaloids could do that! (intentionally.)

Yeah, son, this video is not bad.

[speedemon892000]

@BURniNG6t54 apparently it's easier to do in Vocaloid 1 than it is in Vocaloid 2

[ThexFifthxAlice]

Oh noes! Kaito is withdrawing like Ryuk! x3

[ladystaralot]

hmmm this song makes me want ice cream len singing hot cocoa makes me want hot cocoa makes me want hot cocoa and staring at deathnote ryuk makes me want apples ..... COOL!

[VocaUtau]

So that's who kaito's looking at!

[otakukagomeXD]

3:21 did the book kaito was reading say deathnote?! lol anyways awesome song xD

[KaitoKaitoDance]

2:19

[KaitoKaitoDance]

I Love icecream LULZ

[thebooksandanimals]

3:51-BEST. LINE. EVA! :D

[EmotionsAreToysxJazz]

hit my head against the wall????

DONT WORRY KAITO! I WILL BUY U!!!!

[speedemon892000]

@XXAbandonedXXAngelXX cuz he's Weird Kaito Shion!

[shaneandmuffinsrhot]

this video made me want ice cream. >:-T

but kaito id buy u ice cream!!!! u just gotta ask in a non-song way. ;-)

[xXAkatsukiGirlX3Xx]

I hope Kaito DOES NOT show the same symptoms as Ryuk does o.O

[speedemon892000]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh gosh tis funny *spends 200 dollars on Ice cream* Kaito. Shop at Giant or Weis. They sell it for less.

[webkinzpotter]

Are his nails painted? I think he ate too much ice cream...

[xXAkatsukiGirlX3Xx]

Every Vocaloid's nails are painted XD

[YouLoserz]

Lol at his bloody face after he banged his head on the table.

Octopus Luka at the lower right hand corner at 3:01.

[PokefanLoojopop]

ull notice in his hand is ketchup at 1:46

thats not blood. XD

[YouLoserz]

Oh. I knew that.

It's funny either way. lawl.

[countbleckdashit]

finaly he gets his ice cream after he begged his master with a song of ice cream XD

[VocaUtau]

ice cream man kaito

i mean, BaKaito!

[Flintlock666]

I lost it at "I'm not crying at all... I'm definitely not crying..." XD

Kaaaaiiiitoooo! I'll buy you ice cream!!! <3

[dallases]

LOL HAagen Dazs!!! LOL. I love their ice cream though... I live near a Haagen Dazs shop lol! but I have no money so blah....

[AmaineMeri]

hace días ke no tengo apetito de nada...

solo quiero helado ;_____________;

kaito me contagió DX

[TheMimiOMG]

what should i do?

*kaito bangs is head*

how can i...

*bam*

what can i... *bam*

lol

[TheMimiOMG]

if he took all my 1000 yen bills (if i had some cuz im broke) and buys ice cream with all that money...XD!!!! id like to see a video/song where he wants ice cream and people offer it to him and they play around. XD

[Tobi1020]

ok Kaito has his Icecream Gakupo has his eggplans Miku has her lekes (sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I have my Oranges these are are drugs =3

[twocatintree]

some people have drugs kaito has icecream

[SephyFan19]

fufu..BaKaito! oh, u silly.

[imitationoflove1]

lol kaito cant stop eating his ice cream

[EraChan89]

THAT, is why you DON'T wanna be kaito's master.

[speedemon892000]

@EraChan89 actually if you live where it snows a crapton, you can make your own ice cream-who wants to bet Kaito's packing his bags for that area?

[kataztrophee07]

This should be a commercial for Hogen Dozz...haha! I love you Kaito! We are both ICE CREAM ADDICTS!

[Kodocha7]

omg i love kaito the BAKA but i love him and holy crap is that death note i see holy fandom mixing

[ShimaGenki]

FUFUFU. Oh, Kaito. You ARE a baka. <3