Omelet for Obama part 1

[IfYouDontAgreeFUCKU]

"ok first we need a pot" WALKS IN TO THE BATHROOM LMAO!

[RealTalkification]

4 years later. Obama has all of us living like this guy

[moistcurtains]

Mah nigga.

[danceformegirl]

"Ok it's clean enough" seems to be your motto for life

[BiNeko]

EgGWHITE not eggSHELL you douche!!!!

[SelGomezFan4Lifee]

So that METRO newspaper is in french... but you're fluent in english. YOU MUST BE FROM MONTREAL ;)

[kevinyankee2]

@SelGomezFan4Lifee lol.  I noticed myself that he's canadian by his english :P

[TheEverandever]

I'm at 6:00 and I'm really, REALLY curious about what the hell he's going to do with those egg shells.

[XinfinitywardxXx]

What a Gettho Kitchen Just saying!

[u2bist]

This guy is funny but the camera work is a little queasy.

[ThePunkPhantom]

i love how something catches on fire every video :D

[Scarlit01]

I do like the fact that he has a practically unused bar of soap laying next to his bathroom sink.

[a114]

how does this fellow earn money?

[d3vils4t4n]

this guy is just like finnish pasi viheraho!!!!

[PSNvorcia]

I don't think Presidents get coronated

[catpowerd]

Why do you have CDs in your kitchen?

[xjohnson42]

Empty egg carton:

"I need to buy new ones..."

[jake002299]

"You put oleeve oil in the pot"

[SuckMyFist]

What the fuck do you live in?

[enosickness]

How can anyone live like that...so filthy... NIGHTMARES.FOREVER.

[MrMaiyal]

"..so i'm gonna put the camera in my mouth"

[ljonesvc]

Funny, that doesn't sound like Obama's inauguration in the background.

[2Foxxy4U]

@ljonesvc

Actually, it does. Around the end of this video and beginning of the next one, I can hear "Air and Simple Gifts" playing.

[smexijebus]

Should've been called Making an Obamelet.

[ackthet]

You may want to clean your house...

[fishinNS]

Watch from 3:15 to 3:30 , One egg disappears. This dude is crazy.

[asherel]

ewww a canadian

[ChefBrian21]

Thanks to this video I learned how to get rid of the nasty gooey stuff that kept ruining my egg white omelets.

[YouSmellLikeACat]

Hahaha. I loved the Fallout 3 reference

[lebensraummetal]

@YouSmellLikeACat Yeah. ghouls and super mutants werent in the first two games. or tactics. it had to be a fallout *3* reference. <_<

[Zalman1337]

@lebensraummetal Probably since Oblivion With Guns is the most recent game at the time the video was uploaded.

[lebensraummetal]

@Zalman1337 but that would be like seeing stormtroopers and saying "oh i love the Return of the Jedi reference" or seeing an alien and saying :"I loved the Alien 3 Reference" If they're om every [art pf the series, then why specifically mention only the last part rather than the whole damn series?

[Zalman1337]

@lebensraummetal No, not really. Fallout 3 is way more prevalent than the rest of the series because it had console versions and TV commercials. Ghouls and mutants aren't automatically a Fallout 3 reference, but that's probably where he got it from since that was probably the first Fallout game he played.

[lebensraummetal]

@Zalman1337 guess i cant argue with that. What a shame. It was a good game. What a rotten way to not play Fallout 1.

[bryanFskates69]

He is using the wrong egg whites.

[Shhhsplain]

alieve oil

[abbatoir1b]

LOLOL, "200 years from now, its gonna be overcame with ghouls and super mutants and everything, and people shooting around in stuff. but they don't know it yet." xD

[browds11]

This guy is half hilarious and half vomit inducing

[superlou1s]

I'm sure he's really educated and stable, and the perfect person to inform me about politics, seeing as he lives in a hovel and doesn't live in my country :P

[xlaxformax]

@superlou1s What? This is obviously just a video of him cooking. Did you even watch it?

[mrdude999]

This fucking guy has NO sanity left in him, whatsoever.

[riku42455]

And I thought my place looked horribly dirty. Jhc.

[bluesruley2k]

I always wanted to be a good cook but just could never quite master any of it. Since I have started watching Masao, he has taught me so so much! I'm a total sensation when it comes to cooking now. The finest culinary schools in the world can't teach you this stuff! Thank you so much Masao! You're my savior & I owe all my success in the kitchen to you!!!

[mace1337]

Did he just make a Fallout reference?

[myblackmarketbaby]

@mace1337 Definitely.

[clevershark]

Watching masaokis videos is like watching a very, very slow trainwreck. You have to admit he is unusual in that most hoarders try to hide the realities of their lives from other people, but he puts it all out there for everyone to see...

[Dihgal]

@clevershark Doesn't look like hoarding to me, it looks like just plain messiness.

[CamButler]

"Coronation"?

[reefermadne55]

is he seriously eating fucking egg shells...da fuck

[award]

Aleve oil

[ConcealRise]

An omelet is planned

Cleaning pots in the toilet

Wiped with floor paper

Smear oil with a hand

Crack egg and retain the shell

They're the white part, man!

[ShabbelleTiger]

Don't tell me he tries to eat eggshells later...

[Mulitfrog]

OMFG... It's my flat from last year! Only tidier ;___;

[NeverLostYou]

This is the only video that makes me think he's fake.. the rest are believable.

[GT4604]

@NeverLostYou the despair in this apartment makes me thinks this is real

[slvgdvg]

And I thought my apartment was messy.. wow.

[Apoc897]

Jesus Christ this is fucking disgusting.

[stymye]

this is very unheathy place

[invadercheeze]

This is what the internet is made of. Batshit crazy people doing batshit crazy things.

[Ratama]

really, it looks like he could benefit from some communism! or some good ol fashion socialism.

[botchrush]

I realized once he started rinsing the 'goo' out... for him, egg whites are the shells. They're white.

[Dea0X]

Getting eggs to come is indeed difficult. Thanks.

[Evbeaubien]

My god, this man is probably from Montreal. Oh, fellow Montrealers... I feel both proud and ashamed...

[sailorcozmoz]

I love how at 4:10 he just randomly cracks an egg into the toilet. What the christ.

[kateoo]

How else is he going to separate the egg whites from the egg yellow and that weird clear goo?

The man is a cooking master, don't question him.

[fishdogpimp]

@sailorcozmoz he thinks the egg white is literally the egg shell, thats why he cracks the egg into the toilet. because the stuff inside the egg is useless!

[parthenocarpySA]

@sailorcozmoz What do you mean, for no reason. He kept both egg whites. He needed two egg whites so he cracked the egg into two egg whites.

[MrSinisterc]

@parthenocarpySA that make sense....GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SUCK!

[Goalsplus]

@parthenocarpySA I wonder if he thinks brown egg shells are also the white.

[Sgtslabrankle]

Holy moley you're gross

[betterthanyourmom]

lol'd at the Fallout 3 reference.

[KingYaba]

I feel dirty and itchy watching this video. My God man CLEAN THAT KITCHEN.

[Shoopsmrr]

thanks for saving this