Splinter Cell Co-Op Theater ( 6/6 ) Bob and Steve

[TheCassBotting]

Omg ahahaha

[HumanGiant13]

I miss the old xplay

[mastercheifslayer300]

I wonder if i can find bob and steves gamertag

[deion20011]

rofl 4:15 - 4:27

[Tanman1134]

Steve: "Did you get anything out of him?"

Bob: "Out?"

Steve: "We're bad at our jobs."

[EnjoyMyMeat]

LOL. Landing lights. That's horrible....

[ishimorikuma]

Out?

rofl

[JimBoopLoop]

SNIFFF SNIFF THERE IS NO NEXT WEEK MR ANNOUNCER MAN :(

[JimBoopLoop]

WHAT......THIS IS MADNESS THE NSA NEVER OPERATES IN THE UNITED STATES! OR DO THEY.. >:)

[GranTruismo4head]

Adam bought a donkey called Alfredo WTF ADAM WHAT R U SMOKING

[AlanSchadeOfDarkness]

Hey do you think i could hit a window on the chrysler building? Why would you wanna hit a window on the chrysler building? You know, For Reconnaissance.

[AlanSchadeOfDarkness]

I'm just happy to have a mission here in New York y'know instead of Korea or Bas-ka-la-vainia.... XD

[stealthtrooper22]

Lol "Fattys on the ice cream truck XD

[BalmungSama0]

"YOu have diabetes too, you prick."

"Yeah, but I got it the MAN way- trying to drink myself to death. ...Almost worked, too."

[Phe0nixRIzin]

any body notice that this is horrible compared today's machinima made but kids 13-24

[LudiniTheShark]

@Phe0nixRIzin You mean this is amazing compared to them. If that's not what you meant I'm going to rub my man junk all over your back.

[angelicsongbirdJ]

"C'mon, Ladyhawke, don't be that way."

"SHUT...UP."

"What's taking so long, Ladyhawke?" XD Gotta love Bob.

[RNIT43]

"Did you get anything out of him?" "Out?" "We're bad at our job." XD

[ZenAki]

Steve: "You got diabetes too, you prick."

BOB: "Yeah, but I got mine the MAN way: trying drink myself to death. Almost worked too."

[MarveledatMarvel]

bewwww bewp. bewwwww bewp. bewwww bewp.

[Skyrift]

The Chrysler Building shot reminded me of the EX Game in Parasite Eve...

[MrJunior81095]

This reminds me a lot of "Red vs. Blue".

[GranTruismo4head]

Hey do you think I can hit a window on the chrysler building? why would you want to hit a window on the Chrysler Building? you know for reconnasaince

[LexOnTheWeb]

This has to be my favorite bob & steve xD

[27LeBlanc619]

are you in heerre???? BANG

[l4dlover92]

those sound effects at the end give me horrible flashbacks 0_0

[MindFreak590]

i really want to know the music playing in the background while adam and morgan talk..

[ixLeGaCY]

wait wat mission is this????

[AgentCarver]

BEEW...BEEW. BEEW...BEEW *huh* BEEW...BEEW-

SHUT THE F*CK UP!

[unitedwellfall]

Yeah but i got mine the man way, by nearly drinking myself to death

[skcuf2]

Did you get anything out of him?

...Out?

[lilysis1]

bew BEW bew BEW

[SuperJmoney1998]

thumbs up if you'd f*** morgan

[AdujantReflex]

@SuperJmoney1998 Who wouldn't?

[GranTruismo4head]

U WANNA SE THE SKYLINE? LOOK AT THE CHRYSLER BUILDING DO U LOVE IT SAY U LOVE IT! SAY IT!! MOTHER******** DO IT

[Xpress2hell]

this is like if kenny & spenny played co-op

[NinjaFanGirl]

at 2:24 everytime i hear it i imagine bob kicking the door in steves face

[DPaker2012]

20 people have diabetes

[foever2007]

Steve: Say you love it , say you fucking love it!

Bob: Is that the safety wor-

Steve: SAY IT!

Bob; I-I LOVE IT!

[MisterMysterious]

LOL "Fatty's on the ice cream truck. I repeat; fatty's on the ice cream trunk. I'm gonna need backup and a big gurney."

[Halo6406]

I swear Morgan can wear anything and still look as sexy as ever thumbs up if u agree

[SkylarSynclaire]

LMFAO

Gawd I love these guys.

"I thought your enormous size would prevent the door from opening."

[xEaglewingA21x]

LOOOL are u in here!? "slam the door "

[Clawshawt]

It's obvious by the comments that this is the best Bob and Steve episode ever. XD I remember watching this one at a younger age, never forgot it and now I've finally found it. =)

[killersithlords]

"You locked us out didn't you?"

"I'm not gonna to lie to you."

"I hate you so damn much!"

XD

[gagme24]

how come in the opening there is no steve but there's a keldrick?

[Inevitibility23]

Thumbs up if you think they should do this with Conviction. (best. game. ever.)

[bassplyr908]

is that the safety word?

[LittleEvilGrayKitten]

"Did you get anything out of him?"

"out?"

[sycopath6666]

I got mine the man way, tryin to drink myself to death. Almost worked too.

[Nonazoona]

Out?

Where bad at our job. -.-

[mojojo1193]

were not good at our jobs

[SHININGxLIBRA]

I miss the old X-play when it was all fun game reviews and not all smart ass reviews

[inferno232]

The Twin Tower light gag is black humor at its finest. Of course they had to say "landing lights". God that was just awful.

"I got mine the manly way... By trying to drink myself to death. Nearly succeeded, too."

[mancamiatipoola]

Batzlacavania is totally a real place ! I saw a sign once while driving on a country road at night through Durkadurkystan.

LOL ! that "slam the door in your face joke" never gets old :D !

These guys were awesome, i hope they will do another co-op show in Conviction :).

[jealoussonic]

LOL WHATS TAKEING SO LONG LADY HAWK =D

[EXOCHEESEF2]

lol "maybe there landing lights"

thats so fucked up

(they were the twin tower tribute lights)

[ManicMiasma]

Steve:"You locked us out didn't you?"

Bob:"I'm not gonna lie to you."

Steve:"I hate you so ***damn much..."

[Velazuria]

I MISS THE OLD G4 NOT THIS GAY EXCUSE FOR G4

[xYiazmatx]

@Velazuria This IS the old g4 ;)

[jlm192000]

What is the mane of the intro music for Bob and Steve?

[epifonebassplaya]

Morgan is looking veryyyyy nice in this one.

[jsepe44]

lmao

[casabonita0]

beaouuuu beuuyoooo beaouuuuu beuuyooooo *heh* beaouuu beuuyooooo. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[RottSimba]

beep,beep,beep,SHUT THE F&@K UP!,lmao

[MajBlood]

Who is John Merrick?

[OMGWTFMUFFINS]

Those lights are from the twin towers when they were destroyed they put those light up as a memorial.

[SHKhal15]

ahh, I missed this..

[xxdarknessxd]

lol

bob: fattys on the ice cream truck i repeat fattys on the ice cream truck

XD

[wiba8]

Nice I Liked It And I Allready Subbed

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

Did you get anything out of him?

...Out?

That is a damned classic.

[Beatz244236]

"SAY U LOVE IT"

[jsepe44]

''say u f**kin love it!''

[TheWarpedMind]

@jsepe44 I--I love it!

[dracoj]

OMFG 4:15 bob raped that guard

[pendleton123]

"beir bur. bier bur. bier bur."

[stokes91]

fatty is on the ice cream truck, hahahaha

[xixJackxix]

hope they bring this back with conviction

[dinoanimal15]

OH GOD DO I MISS THESE GUYS

[seriousphenom]

Why do people repeat what happened in the video. Is it supposed to be funnier or something?

[FinalConspiracyVideo]

xD, out?

[marshmellowdann55]

Did you you get anything out of him?

 Out? We're bad at our jobs. lololololololololololol

[733t13]

Ok, I know there was one sometime before this where Bob was driving Steve crazy because bob kept turning his goggles on and off while making a Bewp noise. Where can I find this episode?

[fukingcounterstrike]

i remember that too but i can't find it from any of the 11 uploaded here on youtube.

[FlyingMonkeyPooOfDoo]

That is this episode.

[1337ijs]

Just go to g4tv website and search bob and steve.

[733t13]

@1337ijs

Found the first part of that, but not the whole thing.

[Sublimeone78]

i bet if I told you there was a box of donuts in here you could figure it out lol!! so funny

[733t13]

No, it's the one where BOB keeps doing that, not Steve. They're both in the vents when this happens.

[gower101890]

classic G4

[Owned527]

They need to make more of these

[Trooper1928com]

Best episode ever

[chrisR909]

FATTY IS ON THE ICE CREAM TRUCK LOL

[TheRetroNintendo]

@chrisR909 Gabe Newel?

[GetL1keMeh]

i thought your enormous size would stop the door from hurting you lol

[IidoTheFox]

Now be quiet, daddy has some spywork to *crash* OH @#$*!

[DooMGuy117]

XD

"did you get anything out of him?"

"...out?"

"we're bad at our job."

"drive safe folks, bye!"

[EnderSquared]

Steve: You have diabetes too you prick

Bob: Yeah but I got mine the man way

LOL

[alexl1013a]

chaos theory

[krb260z]

look, i said ****ing look, thats the crstyler building, is that what you wre looking at, say you love it, say you ****ing love it.

[Lordredratson]

"SAY YOU FUCKING LOVE IT!"

"I love it!"

"Not you!"

[LexOnTheWeb]

"Jesus it's like lowering in elephant; they usually have cranes for that sorta thing" xDD

[27LeBlanc619]

"are you in heeeeere?" BOOM "aww"

[firetiger110]

rofl!!!!

[dolfan123456]

omg best 1 yet xD

[Kurtis1134]

Steve: "Oh cmon, its the holidays, everbody puts on weight on the holi_"

Bob: "Yea, if the holiday is at Jon Merrick's house, now be quiet. Daddy has some spy work to d- *breaks railing* whoa ****"

[GranTruismo4head]

@Kurtis1134 OK iLL just hang out up here

[GranTruismo4head]

@Kurtis1134 LOOK I SAID LOOK AT THE CHRYSLER BUILDING LOOK AT THE FUCKING CHRYSLER FUCKING BUILDING!!!!!

[Jansem000]

2:50-3:24 sweet

[Jansem000]

2:01 omg so funny

[GOLDsonic105]

2:26 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 2:51 I mean, did the give you your own zip code or something? 3:58 Fatties on the ice cream truck...

[kaur55]

what lights are in 1:28 ?

[animechic420]

...um that's where the World Trade Center used to be.

[animechic420]

Steve: (Beop) (Beop) (Beop) (Beop) heh (Beop) (Beop)

Bob: (Kicks guy) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

[markopher16]

morgan<333333333333333

[stroke821]

what game is this

[valeri95]

HOLLY SHIT MAN, the game is splinter cell: pandora tomorow i think or might be splinter cell: chaos theory or splinter cell: double agent :p

[KBick41]

chaos theory

[MAXPAYNE485]

this free downloadable missions on xbox live

[Mezothulian21234]

217-2:30 lol

[G3ar0fwar]

ok i beat all co op missions in chaos theory for xbox so is this not on xbox version or something

[kay619rey]

its on the gamecube

[G3ar0fwar]

this is in double agent not choas theory the city level

[Nvprazor]

It's Chaos Theory, I remember playing it.

[acountddd]

This was a new mission included in one of the updates for Chaos Theory.

[sciences8]

They say at the beginning it's Chaos theory- the only one that had CO-op like this.

[ZachAttack8720]

r u in here... BANG

AAGRRH

OH im sorry i thought ur enormous size would prevent the door from opening.

bob... dying

OH right u need insulin because ur craving for sweets has left u diabetic

u have diabeties too u prick!

yea but i got mine the man way... trying to drink myself to death, almost worked too

[DJsam27]

Bob:Is that the safety word.

Steve:SAY IT!!!!

Bob:I...I...I love it.

Steve:Not you bob

Steve:not you bob.

Bob:Yeah O.K. uh base this is Bob fatties on the ice cream truck I repeat fatties on the ice cream truck Im gunna need back up and a big gernie.*Laughs at own joke*

Me:LOLOLOL

[DJsam27]

Steve:CUM ERE you want to see the sky line huh.

Bob:Steve...Steve what are doing.

Steve:Look I SAID F*CKIN LOOK thats the chrysler building is that what IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT!!!!

Bob:Jesus Christ gimme the safety word.

Steve:say you love it SAY YOU F*UCKIN LOVE IT!!!!

[G3ar0fwar]

is this on splinter cell chaos theory or double agent

[the000sucka]

chaos theory

[emokiddZ234]

Fatties on the ice cream truck i repeat fatties ON THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! lol 2funny. XD XD great job

[SgtB0b]

bob...u know where im at..

are u in heeeere?

-bashes door-

AHH!

oops man im sorry...

lolololol

[stokes91]

Out?

[PsychoticSwede]

hey are their names backwards? like it shows steve in the bottom left when the camera follows steve...but i thought that it shows the name of the other player and their healthbar so you can see how they're doing...so they named steve bob and bob steve so that people would see the name and know who was talking? and yes i realize that sometimes one films the other talking but watch in the beginning and when it follows steve it says steve bottom left

[PsychoticSwede]

i never understood why in these vids they have to Censor "god" in god dammit rather than sensoring the dammit part...

[MrDesmondLockhart]

Because people will get offended for people taking God's name in vain.

[PsychoticSwede]

well then the dammit part should be censored...almost seems like "god" is a vulgar word this way

[PsychoticSwede]

holy hell...this was way back from 06? damn i still remember watching the episode this was on...and that was way back when xplay was still funny as hell and when morgan still had great hair...she still looks amazing, but back then...i mean DAMN. and hey, adam isn't looking too bad either...uhhh i mean YEAH GO BOB AND STEVE!!

[a7x1c234]

ahahaha i cried 3:00

[DJsam27]

3:38- 4:03 2:58-3:23 2:17-2:25

[memoryroad626]

"is that the safety word?" u can never not love thist hit man xD

[bouke88]

beew bew

beew bew

hehheh

beew bew

SHUT THE F@#$ UP!

[arf15beagle]

Fatty's on the ice cream truck. I repeat, Fatty's on the ice cream truck.

[Moo00oose]

Are you herrre?

BAM!

Oh, man. I'm sorry.

I thought your enormous size would prevent the door from opening.

[DJsam27]

Pew Pew Pew Pew hehe Pew Pew SHUT THE F*CK UP LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[iamcaboose1]

ok ok i see u. where. here. where the F*CK is here. no dammit bob u know where im at

[FlamingHotKittens]

How can I get the New York level?

[PsychoticSwede]

when you get on the game, somewhere there is an option under the online coop setting to get download content. find that and you can get the two free missions of new york and...i think the other is in korea but its been to long i dont remember. this one is the best though :)

also if you do the same under vs mode you can get new maps which are also free.

[DemCoolKidzFrmDaChi]

Steve:Wow that was a weird ending for a Bob &Steve. Bob:Hey u think that's weird,check this out. *zip**blrurg* Bob:Yeah.. *slurgrg* Bob:Yeah.. *slurgrg**slap* Bob:uguhhgh. *body drops* Steve:Did u get anything out of him? Bob:Out? Steve:......We're bad at our jobs...Drive safe folks...Bye

[tinyweenie5566]

im right here.

WHERe THE *UCK IS HERE!!

lolz XD

[ACDC983]

2:00 ha ha

[stanley7797]

Steve: Hey there ok i see you. Bob: Where? Steve: Here. Bob: Where the *uck is here? I mean do they give u ur own zip code? Steve: No, dammit Bob u know where I'm at. Bob: Are u in here? Steve: Ahh!!!! Bob: Oops, man I'm sorry I thought ur enormous size would prevent the door from opening. Steve: Bob...dying. Bob: Oh, right you need insuline because your craving for sweets has left you diabetic. Steve: You have diabetes to u prick.

[iownyooh122]

yeh but i got mine the man way! trying to drink myself to death...almost worked 2

i hate you so fkin damn much

^love those linesssssssss

[Zenicar7]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fatty's on the icecream truck! XD

[Peacefulfanatic]

Did Bob rape that guy at the end of the video?!

[epslion]

lol apparently

[XCallingX]

lol I LOVE IT!

[xX4evachillingXx]

Very tasteful fat jokes....

[ItachiKun678]

pew pew pew pew hehe pew pew shut the fuck up

[inkiruninja]

Bob:Are you in here? *Opens door and knocks out steve*

rofl

[lejdcool]

ha the railing fell off, didn't see that coming

[Heke62]

"pew pew pew" hilarious :D

[BizarroShiz]

hahaha!

"did you get anything out of him?"

"Out?"

[ULTRATITSMAGEE2]

"I repeat, fatty is on the ice cream truck!"

[harshorp]

they sound depressed all the time they show up almost like they don't get paid alot!

[DelatoDarion]

God, I hate Adam and Morgan. They're so lame and stupid. But Bob and Steve is sort of worth the torture.

[warriormole]

Geez its like lowering an elephant, they usually have cranes for that sort of thing...

Always makes me laugh...especially the line "Now be quiet, daddy'd gotsome spy work to do"

[ikmal017]

i hope the real NAVY SEALS did like those bob & steve.& save the world!