Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Embarrassing Stories ACR GOTW (MW2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[RCCizzle]

I just wanna know how you got past your parents with just your underwear on

[zebxstar7]

Hey whats up red eye, (;P)

So I was at primary school once, and my class had a school assembly to present to the rest of the school not many just like? 170? something like that, baring in mind I was 8 years old, In year 4 with all older people staring at me you know, it was some scary shit for me back then aha, but anyway so I stood up and i went to say something and i froze, everybody stopped and looked at me i was like oh sorry ive forgot went to sit and guess what.. I fell off my chair -.-

[Rooney1986derby]

on my first time, i looked down at her vigina and it was huge! aaaaand cheesy. when she was giving me a blowjob, i found a big lump of vigina cheese on my arm Dx

[23natedawg]

I jizz in my eye everyday. It helps my vision.

[23natedawg]

I jizz in my eye everyday. It helps my vision.

[link21002]

i was at my primary school and a boy near me pissed himself! and pulled down a teachers skirt while he was running out of assembley 291 people saw that and this kids is why primary schools floors always smell like piss!

[nuchh23]

I shit in my pants while at church (;

[sammarien]

my brother found my cellphone and i had porn still on forgot to turn of so :S

[megajebus]

Once my friend told me a joke during class and i literally pissed myself laughing.

Soggy Piss pants :(

[sharky0922]

dude are retarded? you sound like one for sure..

[sharky0922]

this game is so fucking gay, running around like monkey after banana in tiny map

[fuckthegypsies]

u know durring teh sat tests were every one haz to be quiet i thought of the scene in norbit were the guy asked the dog wat he should do and the dog said kill da bitch and i couldnt stop laughing and everyone was taring at me then the teacher toldme to go outside

[m3moryburner]

this one time my friends cousin by the way she was hot well we were playing baset ball and his brouther pantsed mw with my boxers in front of her and then were playing foot ball and i had the ball she whent to tackel me the ball sliped out of my hand her hand touched my balls i was thinking wow

[JCDStudios]

... so I gave yourself a facial?...

[ManOfAmazement]

i chased the mail man thinking it was the ice cream truck ._.

[aeroblick]

In second grade i shit my pants. and left my shit pants on all day. (unintentional Talladega Night reference)

[uniroses]

there was this girl i had liked for a while and i was having a party at my house, we both got pretty drunk, we went up to my room and i went down on her... so we started having sex and for the life off me i didnt know it was her first time, half way through my friends ran into my room being pricks, so i kicked them out and went back over and went down on her again, 10 minutes later my friends are back with a camera, so we stopped, when i looked at the photo i had blood on my face :$

[TheMrpokefan97]

That happdns in my dreams

[mynamisis]

One time in kindergarten I piled on a Thomas the tank engine puzzle that me and my friend were building. ;(

[mk9fan123]

long time ago i went out of gh and there was a indoor water place they had a water boarding thing and i was 7 and i fell in 2 seconds my swimmin trucks came off but naked a huge cround fricken starrin at me i was sitll on the ride the manager of the water board thing picked me and my trucks up every1 seein my junk i was so effin embarresed

lol

[lovemetaltunes]

Once I was hanging out with my girlfriend, and we were both SO fucking horny. And I was playing CoD, Hiding my boner as was playing, and she crawled ontop of me and started making out with me, and my thoughts were "WTF O_O" And then her Dad walked in.. He had a baseball bat and Hit me in the leg with it, and I had to jump out to window to get away xDDD

[mylifeimmortal]

@lovemetaltunes Highly doubt it.

[XxascendingxX]

I was touching a girl you know sexy like then the dad found us me and him was good friends played COD together since world at war so he left and he came back with a gun looked like a .17 so I spazzed out and threw the lamp at him I gave him a black eye and it turns out he was joking with me and had a toy gun. We are still good friends but know the mom hates me wonder why?

[omgitsWN]

my most embarrassing moment was when i was caught using a noob tube that i picked up for the final killcam :3

[05smooney]

Oh are we telling eventful stories from our past? Well i kept my daughter in a dungeon under my house in Austria for over 10 years and had 6 kids with her, all results of force rape, i ended up getting caught though. Shit was cash.

[Pyrojojo7]

Just last year (9th grade) I really started liking this sophomore, and I was almost positive she liked me too. So at a dance I convinced myself to ask her to dance but I couldn't find her. When I found her, I asked her and she said yes :D but we go out to the dance floor and the song ends D: so I'm just standing there feeling super awkward...

[TheKevolutioner]

I started the trend of taking the time to shoot down all air support.

[KarlenMcfadden29]

The Sims 3 is available to get on:

downloadblinks . c__o__m

[mcalo8301]

Sorry for all the errors in my earlier comment

[mcalo8301]

I wuz at school in P E class abd i was climbing one of those rope things abd then my pqnts fell down abd everyone wuz looking at me so i let go of the rope and plummeted to the mat thing but it turns out my undies fell off so everyone saw my ass so i got really embarrassed so i pissed.... I wuz only ib the second grade but my girlfriend broke up with me... :(

[MrMoses86]

Hahahaha pwn how did the cream pie taste lmfao had me rofl 10/10

[codsoldiers1]

i was in skool and mi teachers like SUPER SEXY and i was staring at her and she asked a question and no 1 raised there hands so she randomly picked me... :P so i mean im starin so dang hard and she notices and says mi ame i dnt even notice i was day dreaming about doing her so she called mi name again and she kinda yelled as the same time she yelled in mi fantasy... so ...lol... i said I WILL DO YOU HARDER AND EVERY1 LAUGHE AND SHE SAID yea u wil IN DETENTION.

[XxR3PTiiL3xX]

ADD ME MY GT IS xFHx R3PTiiL3

[USASSASSIN96]

I was With my girlfriend and we were folling around and we were wanting to do it and we were about to and then my dad popped in and said "yall wanna eat??" and we said no and we were gonna do it again and he popped in again and saw me on top of her... my dad was like "oh yall go ahead and finish what yall are doing" but i was embarrassed after that.

[helmet220]

you jizzed in your eye what haha ?!?!?!

[clonesniper1]

same i shower the night before

[Freddytheknight]

Iv found under wear in my schools lost and found before

[ReLaXnTAK3NOTES]

Had a horrible stomach ache at school and my farts smelled so bad, drove my self home home in the middle of the day. The next week my friends called me fartboy. They didnt know it was me until the next day

[Ufaithful]

i jizzed in my own mouth masterbating. -_- sooo salty

[anastypuppy]

@Ufaithful that's pretty ~GAY~

[Ufaithful]

@anastypuppy shit happens. u wont be in my shoes cuz u dont have a cock

[anastypuppy]

@Ufaithful i have a "cock" sir and i don't aim it at my mouth like a retard just asking for a ~FACIAL~

[Ufaithful]

@anastypuppy it was an accident... can we stop this convo? i feel disgusted.

[mjg9623]

Famas Bling Acog and Noob Toob

[TheRenatoification]

red eye alert

[zander1116]

i farted in walgreens and shit shot straight from my ass to the tile floor, leaving my whitey tighteys totally clean. maybe that was a win

[MrCrazytaxi12345]

Once i jizzed in my mouth and swallowed it :O

[mikaalmighty123]

@MangaMadness28 she had a broken nose :/ lol i laughed afterward cuz she never went out with me :D 52 like wow tats great



[ArtymisFowl4]

Totally hilarious man!! Very ball-sy or stupid of ou to say those things but Id say ball-sy. And if anything I'll call you a name based on the other things you said like Captain Not Red, Not Blue, But Whity Tidy. But all in all hilarious.

[BerticusBersht]

This guy is so full of shit I cant believe it.

[sheepshitonastick]

@BerticusBersht exactly

[deionsvids11]

every body hates bobyaa or watever his name is but they love this guy

[digitalZXLCA]

in 6th grade my nic name became vampire. This is how i got that name

1. I was a fucking pale ghost (but got a tan in the next grade :D)

2. I had a tooth that was in the shape of a lightning bolt :O not kidding

3. When my teacher rolled up the blinds to the window, the sun ended up getting in my eye and and i yelled *MAKE IT GO AWAY U BITCH* to the teacher.

[sheepshitonastick]

@digitalZXLCA yeah sure ya did?

stfu with your pathetic bull shit stories

[digitalZXLCA]

@sheepshitonastick Wow your just fucking sad, why don't you do something else besides troll people on youtube you lil prick. This is a true story and why dont you try doing something with your life! K bye :)

[sheepshitonastick]

@digitalZXLCA YEAH AND IM THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICE

AND IM A LIL PRICK ID DOUBT YOUR ANY OLDER THAN 15 SO STFU

[digitalZXLCA]

@sheepshitonastick Yeah im no older than 15? Judging by your shit grammar..Your probably no older than 11. It's spelled *America* And don't use caps like that, its just fucking spam and annoying to so many people. Oh and i doubt your black. Besides i forgot to mention that it was Gay Vampire. Not because i was actually gay, but sometimes i would say gay jokes and i hung out with some gay people, "I lived in Texas and still do :/" and im 16 Ty :)

[sheepshitonastick]

@digitalZXLCA ha from your vid you sound like a poof and im 17 so :)

[digitalZXLCA]

@sheepshitonastick what? And i doubt it. If you can't spell "America" Then there is absolutely no way your 17, and don't bother saying it was a typo, because that just says you don't even bother looking over your sentences which your supposed to learn in 4th grade!

[sheepshitonastick]

@digitalZXLCA OK I WONT SAY IT WAS A TYPO

DO YOU HAVE PS3 OR X BOX

AND OK IM IN 4TH GRADE IF YOU HAVE PSN LEAVE YOUR NAME AND ILL TALK IN MY FOURTH GRADE VOICE THAT SOUNDS SURPRISINGLY OLDER

CAPS!

[digitalZXLCA]

@sheepshitonastick Lol older or not, you sir have issues. and i'm a PC gamer.

[TheRoblock]

thumbs up for ending with dup step :D

[bravelonemission2010]

Came in both eyes. I was red eyes no joke.

[AnAlcatrazInmate]

What was the name of the song at the end of the video?

[gotcod7]

i once was in a detention with the sexiest teachers in school for an hour and i was so horny omfg i wanted to bang her so hard and so much so i went up to her and asked if we can shag and she went red and run out of the classroom i thought she went to get a condom and took my dick out and started wanking until i found out that she got the head of school and told her that i wanted to rape her and got me kicked out of school nearly arrested to. motherfucking bitch i aint gave up on her yet.

[helmet220]

@gotcod7 fake

[bonelesswing182]

@gotcod7 weird, the EXACT OPPOSITE happened to me. I was in detention Senior year and the teacher comes at me BONER SHOWING IN HIS UNDERWEAR (I'm a DUDE) and I just sprinted out of the room and never spoke of it til now

[mylifeimmortal]

@gotcod7 erm.

[fReakyblaKhawk56]

my friends mom caught me trying to steal some of her homemade cookies

[EndlessMotionPass]

One time in high school I had the meanest case of blue balls.then I remembered my friend told me jerk myself off to prevent it from happening again. I did the nasty but someone was coming in the bathroom stalls and I zipped myself up, I couldn't control it and came I'm my pants.

[TheAngelromo]

i was "fooling around" in the restroom and when i "you know" ;D jizzed it landed in the clean towels and it got stained, and i was like freaking out so when my mom found out that it was me what she did was,she would time how long i would be in the restroom ( i know stupid right?) and she would check me if i had any nude pics or electronics when i would go in the restroom. and the worst part she posted on facebook this "just found out my son plays with himself" D: ruined my life.

[blackmage3000]

@TheAngelromo your mom sounds like a bitch

[wowyersmart]

@TheAngelromo omg... that has to be the worst...

[dwrization]

Samlede visninger af upload:2.424.290.497

[TheGboost86]

Farted in 3rd grade, made the teacher puke...she called me a stinky lil bastard. from then on i was known as stinky lil bastard.

[MrCindersVeil]

@humayun1231 When you fire a shotgunn, the gun hit backwards into your chest. Thats recoil.

[kruegzinator]

Hey Red Eye, at what point did you realize that you were not wearing pants?

[1111thex]

Red eye hahaha!!!

[endroo93]

I impregnated the toilet sink.

[XxAssasainXx]

I give you props for having enough balls to say that stuff bro :)

[IRQuackZ]

Man I was playing MW2 then I said Pwnogrophy... Most embarrassing moment

[swordmaster327]

i would think his mom would tell him he had no pants

[RawLikeRhyss]

i almost jizzed in my face my GF gave me a handjob and i shot just passed my face and hit my pillow omg was so close

[itsmeekate]

I was like... in awe and disgust at the same time watching this xD

[reacme]

dude i literaly rofld :)))

that 2nd story is the funiest story ever!!!

[heydud11]

i graduated from high school and didn't even get a first kiss yet. There is that embarrassing enough, cause it sure as hell is depressing.

[MadCowsGaming]

@heydud11 not really :/

[kunaisasuke]

YOUR EYE, GODAMIT!!

[Sum0sam0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dude, you're the best.

[Soer8808]

I once jizzed on my school, when i was sittin next to the hottest girl. She knew what was going on.

[rock4u77]

I was at my friends house and I said I wanted to pond his mother like a jackhammer and turns out she was behind me! lol.

[OneShotWonderXx]

I in grade one, was in that moment when you think you have to piss but also kinda feel like you will shit... i was in a rush to get back to class so i simply when to take a piss, next thing i knew i had a turd running down my leg and wearing trackies : /

I tried to clean my self as much as possible and headed back to class... the teacher came up to me and asked if i had wiped and everyone heard,

[mmafan82]

So I stripped and she finally got to the door and I just ran inside naked and left my shitty pants at the door outside.

[mmafan82]

When I was in 3rd grade I got sick at school. Was in the bathroom sitting there and a 5th grade class came in and looked at me over the stall, like 7 kids. On the bus ride home I started feeling sick again and was close to home, but it slipped and I crapped myself in the bus. Once we got to my stop I stood up and it went down my pant leg and onto the floor infront of the seat. Then ran home and my sister had the front door locked and she wasn't answering, and crapped again right at front door. >

[StealthyHipo]

I lol'd, A lot.

[drewgarcia117]

This is a story my brother told me:His friend was eating out his girlfriend and then he decided to put a starburst in there,and so when they were finished she asked if he got it because she still felt it and he said "Yeah" and the next day because she could still feel it she went to the doctors and the starburst was still in there and what he had eaten wasa herpes cluster

[Scarman196]

@drewgarcia117 OH SHIT Hahahahaihahehehahahaihaha!!!!­!!

[RelativelyHostile1]

@drewgarcia117 i heard that that story was genital warts :/ spose the facts got lost like chinese whispers

[MrSTEVEN890]

Jesus died on the cross for you and just rember his mercy and love is bigger than all your sins

[salvipimps]

I shit myself at the zoo when I was 6 and had to walk home...naked.

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

you should join up with eight thoughts and his stories :o

[RawrItsAndrew]

I could be wrong but I think its meant to go in her eye haha

[jimloafers]

BEST COMMENTARY EVER. This is what happens now that nobody cares about the COD gameplay :P keep it up btw.

[iCoDSK11lz]

SUBSCRIBE 2 ZOMBEESLAYA HES DA BEST

[94killer49]

One time I was on my bus going to school o was on 6th grade. An my friend randomly pulls out underwear from his jeans. And they wernt his. Then after we got off(we were still laughing) he went over to the securety guards and handed it to them. They had the funnyest exspression ever... Besides my friend.

[splinterteto]

I was the producer and director of a music video called "Friday", maybe you know it....lol

So, I was at the school at the age of 13, and i laught so damn high that i crap myself. Everybody was suspicius about that smell coming out of me, but i did some MacGiver shit to clean it over and then asked permition to went home. What a shitty day...

[MaliciousWeasl]

Alright I got a pretty good one. Any of my friends that are seeing this already know. So I was staying at my girlfriends house, I'd sneak in like every night of the weekend and on some weekdays during school. She seemed like she had some normal sexual tastes right? So on Sunday morning, I wake up and my ass is really sore, and I joke to her about putting this candle under her bed in my ass. She tells me "Oh I did!" completely serious and I somehow slept through it. I didn't break up with her. :/

[z0mBeeSlaYa25]

subscribe to iCoDSK11lz hes an awesome dude and would really appreciate it he does gameplay vids 2

[mynamisis]

At the doctors a girl was checking my nuts and I got a boner:(

[MangoFreakout22]

@mynamisis OMG IM SOO SORRY BRO I FEEL YA

[F3indSword]

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[z0mBeeSlaYa25]

hey man im new to you tube can u subcribe

[crazypoop100]

OMFG! one time a chick got me going and had to run because my friends were walking in. and she left right before it went so it flew into my hair! and then my friends needed to know the story because I had to wash my hair...

[yeehawfreesekz]

i dont really get embarrassed, but the moment that i would think would be most embarrassing would have to be the time that i was working backstage at a school play and i was up on stage during an intermission and i got pantsed on stage. the worst part is that i wasnt wearing any undrwear lol

[IWaNnAWiN2232]

hey add me cookie6saints1f and swizzy_1976

[39canucks]

I once pissed in my own face

[RelativelyHostile1]

@39canucks how'd the fuck did u manage that, were u upside down or something?

[catd0306KFP]

Hey guys add me on PS3 Tango-v1 thnks

[having765]

@catd0306KFP mostly all of us have xbox

[TheComputingSolution]

I did ur mum very embarrassing

[RickyForStation]

I jizzed in my eye, but I did it myself

[lifeiscrap103]

@iPwnstar4hire I wish you would have mentioned on one of your Machinima videos that you were taking part in Call of the Community. There is a reason for me raging, I won't spoil why, but it would have been extremely helpful to me if you did mention it. :(

[TheTaylos]

hey wanna hear something embarrasing :D im a vergian D: ... ... ... kthxbye! :D

[TheFutbalsfinest]

Lmao "Who the hell looses pants?"

[ivkillre]

my most embarassing moment was i didnt pull out, now i have a son. :\

[BarrelstuffDAWG]

I remember when I was in 1st grade I peed my pants....but b4 anybody saw I took my water and slowly poured it all over me...than i raised my hand and said I spilled my water....but everybody knew I peed....haha

[Vmt16]

On first grade, I ran into a bathroom that was like in the same room as the cafeteria. I don't know what the fuck was I thinking, I just went in to take a shit. Only problem was I left the door open. So at 7 years old, IN SCHOOL, I took a shit in front of like, I dunno, 200 people? I'd take an axe if I could lose that memory, it was..... I can't explain, it was just.... I'd shoot myself in the head if I could go back to stop myself from doing that.

[xboxliveShadow144450]

one of my most emberrassing momments was when i fell in the shower........ and then the currtain pole fell on me.....

[crawlmen88]

randomest comment ever >.>

[sqigy94]

Y do u think they call me Mc loving

[yohance11111]

i fucked a turtle

[thomasthetank97]

wow you dressed your self at 6 im 13 and i still cant lol jk

[Jtothecub]

When the cashier accused me of stealing condoms

[CorruptCatalystVids1]

I like the scar-h :) got fall camo without ever boosting but i sold mw2 :( i miss it

[TheCeeblaze]

Red Eye. Like a boss

[TheP0wN3d]

my embarrassing story was when i was 13... yeah...  so it was at school and i sat at my swedish lession... and instead of listening i was thinking about a girl, so i got a boner... and then my teacher says that ill come upp and read for the whole class... you fighure what happend next.... xD

[TheStanFTW]

She just got her tits out when her cat walk in a sit on her lap, Im allergic to cat and the cat cat kept rubbing it's self over her boobs (which were DD)

[chargers705]

Your quality sucks.

[MommyHitsMe]

i was flying and then i jizzed on my friend not my girlfriend and then my dad smoked weed with me.. but it was embarrising because i forgot to brish my teeth

[kimboslicerulesfan15]

@MommyHitsMe Bro are you stoned because i have no idea WTF you just said?! O_o

Just wondering?

[DJanicke]

use the transcribe audio while watching this lmfao

[DJanicke]

way 2 carry ur team

[InsaneNbk0]

Most Of Yall Are Virgins So STFU , Your Getting These Stories From Scripted Porn Video .

[kimboslicerulesfan15]

@InsaneNbk0 I know right just try to ask what some of these kids what a vagina feels like and they will block you and wont respond to the message!

[having765]

@InsaneNbk0 you dont know if they're virgins fuck face when you know them then you say something

[Ungenericteen]

when I was 5 my first day of kindergarden I peed my self the rest of my class peed themselves and the whole white carpet was yellow

[computergeek0916]

my story i was at my girlfriends house she went to take a shower so she left her phone on the table so i look at her pics and there was one of her naked so i jacked off she came down quietly ready to fuck and saw me jacking off to her phone and she decided to take the phone from me and gave me a hand job so i grabed her tits and sucked them but bit them hard it started bleeding i didnt know what to do so she went to the hospital and i was called tity mucher for now on all through high school

[urnaiumfish831]

@computergeek0916 hahaha

[soul516]

Balance walk on fence.

Fall.

You get the point.

25+ people laughing.

Still hurts.

[Watching233]

I was in the locker room during my Gym Class when this guy filled a condom with lotion and flung it across the locker room and landed in this guys face.

[TheClitz]

its not a bad name if you add Captain before it....so Captain Red Eye

[Sn1p3rN1njah]

so i was doin your maa right? and your dad walked in and just joined..wish that never happened

[danandstoke]

my embarsing is............ i still keep bob marleys corpse in my wardrobe what I love him

[xxdestructorxx100]

@danandstoke LOL lmfao

[danandstoke]

@xxdestructorxx100 bob marley still is in my wardrobe i have to make sure i feed him weed every 10 mins his call is unique its: cos every little thing is not gonna be alright unless i get my weed so yeah he's annoying at the min though

[RoboMonkey87]

hey red eye lol my friend had it worse he got his .......load in his mouth lol he was like curled up naked n got it in his mouth xD

[TheRipska]

i found underwear in my lost and found?!?:[

[L3M0NZZZZZ]

this isnt my story but,

i witnessed my friend get pantsed by 3 girls at recess, this was in grade 4

[BallisticBoo]

Lolz funniest video ever

There was this girl, she had AMAZING tits. We were fooling around in her bed cause her parents were out, so we got naked. We then had sex and as i was close to my