Eddie Izzard in Definite Article: Musical Instruments

[TheMegaJadeishere]

xD "And at what point did you orgasm, during this song?"

"Oh, all of it. It was multiple"

xD xD

[Faramirel]

Am I the only one who realises sex to that song could be pretty funny? (No, that's no invite) :) Althought trying ti keep that rgytm seems like it could go terribly wrong...

[fredury]

"yeeeah, yeeeah, yeeeah, yeeeah, oh fuckin' hell" LMAO

[whitesoxFTW87]

no dislikes. HEEL YEA

[ayutenshi2]

"We're going to stage dive onto the bassoon player." Tee hee. I play bassoon. Day=made.

[ColorMeLead]

"I was practicing one time and my dad goes 'Stop practicing. You sound crap. I have bought a hammer, you may borrow it if you wish.'"

"What's this tune here? Snug as a Bug in a rug? ..."

"Ooh, they're gonna kill us. We're Crap."

Oh my god these parts crack me up all the time. XD

[VTPPGLVR]

Years ago, I watched my older sister's school band performance. I leaned over and asked my mom when they were gonna stop the normally discordant warming up and start playing the music. My mom answered "They've BEEN playing the music." X-D

[elderdragonIce]

.....I choose to play Tuba, and love it!

[TheSharbear14]

When he mentioned dancing to sexy tunes while people were playing them, I had a flashback of band camp this year. I love you Saxophones.

[clarinetchum]

I love the clarinet!!! 1st chair all the way!!

[xColbert]

omg, story of my life.

[BlueEyes7452]

I played it like a foghorn being dragged through a place where fog horns shouldn't be dragged. lol

[Lotto15719]

'Where's your fucking Triangle?'

'Oh grow up!'

Makes me LOL every time

[cardcaptorsnaruto]

HAHA i wanted to play the violen but i also got the clarinet..... peice of crap instrument.... i threw it in front of a bus but the case protected it :D

[ADxWales81]

TING

[BurnSpangler]

"we will shag him as soon as we know how!" bloody murder!

[coolHalo2Glitches]

"The school band will now MURDER "O Come All Ye Faithfull"

[elo15e]

Go!

[nukebacon876]

Parents going "oh...my...god"

[TheTessie246]

jingle bells to bad everybody died!!!!!!!!!!

[TheTessie246]

said our jingle bells sounded like a death march jingle bells jing

[TheTessie246]

i play clarinet and wanted to play piano but i loved clarinet but after the first concert my dad s

[michelthegreatable]

i play guitar, there are so many sexy tunes available

[Neorewn]

STAGE DIVE ON THE BASSOON!

[T135T02]

ITS LIKE BLOWING INTO A WEASEL!!..HA HA...FUCKIN SOOO FUNNY'!!!

[JetLiJNR]

DA DA DA DA DA, WOOO!

TIS TRUE TUBAS ARE A

PUNISHMENT XD

[lilred922]

haha! yay! no dislikes!!

[qrrbrbirbel2]

His interpretation of the kids side of the argument is spot on.

"...But you won't like it! I'll make a BAD NOISE!"

[securisyo]

"I have to view telly and drive cars now! It's the pressure of being an adult" HHAHA so true

[cfhdude]

HAHAHAHA WEVE SPAWNED YTHE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[happyjellyfish]

'Piano! Piano!'

'It's not a fucking piano - it's a claranaht!'

[Antonio112390a]

The school band will now murder oh come all ye faithful.......the song has been arranged with..no real care.......helmats will be worn during this production

[Antonio112390a]

its like playing a weasel

[Deja1977]

At what point did you orgasm during this? LMAO...an orgasmic tune alltogether :))

[froggiedoggie1]

The audio only (tape! LOL) version was way better...

[AxAgent666]

"I played it like a fog horn being dragged through....a place where fog horns shouldn't be dragged. :) "

LMAO You gotta love Eddie Izzard.

[lilred922]

haha i love how he doesnt even mention the guitar or the saxophone!

[junkabuttafli05]

I wanna play sexy tunes :D

[zombieporn99]

It's funny because it's true.

[readerwriter]

His violin noise is very much like his dentist noise. Both very painful but very funny.

[Deacon525600]

It's so true! Many tunes have died at the hands of school bands. And the parent's dignity along with it. xD

[eringobragh91]

Hahaha the timpani part!

[rlm4evr]

My only comment is this- 3:57

P.S. NO! I DO NOT THINK EDDIE SOUNDS CRAP!!!

[lilred922]

i love the drum one

[veedawggg]

I adore that this has 0 dislikes.

[fredury]

@veedawggg now there is one dislike, it's probably mrs. badcrumble

[JoshTB100]

@veedawggg some D**K has disliked it



[Eurovisionpara100pre]

@veedawggg 1 dislike actually but its all the same

[butchfrombaxter]

i love the double dragon concerto he plays for school!

[baudeyytwinks]

stage dive on tha basoon player!

xD oh gawdd

[IssyRedbird]

I play the cello. The spike really hurts. XD (for those who can't tell, i'm just kidding XD)

[Samael78]

I played first clarinet in the school orchestra and we definitely blew the heck out of those things. We hated the violins and their damn melodies!

[Moralgo]

"Piano! Piano! It's not a fucking piano....it's a clarinot. You weird talking person."

[zionravescene]

The phrase "it's funny 'cos it's true" has never been more relevant than it is right now.

[alayna001]

"Where's your fuckin triangle?"

"Oh GROW UP!"

Oh God that's too funny XD!

[CraiglesBagels]

I think my favourite part with the school band playing is how the conductor just screams 'GO!'

[epsteinsmutha1]

6:09 to 6:14, hilarious.

[lewismofo]

the double bass you have to rest on a friend lmao

[cafste3make]

Ting!

[anglophile4fr]

I played claranet at school for 6 mos in the school band too (switched to the flute the next year) and made just as awful a noise.

[zombieporn99]

"oh yea yea yea yea oh fuckyea!!"

[zombieporn99]

lol I love the bit about ombechures..... only band kids know about those!!!!!!!!!

[Archinator2010]

@zombieporn99 its true!! only we few band geeks know what all this is talking about!!! lmfao.. i love eddie!!

[empressnajwa]

I have to watch telly and drive cars now. AHAHAHAHA.

[LauJayAbs123]

i have heard the line 'i dont wanna learn, i wanna go out and smash things with hammers' so many times but this is the first time i have seen the clip of it.

[blueluny]

someone tell me where the fucking stars have gone?!?! how do i rate this?!

[Loomr]

@blueluny

For awhile I thought you wear hallucinating/making shit up about stars dissappearing from the sky like in that one bad science fiction movie Uwe Boll made ... yea anyway they replaced it with a thumb I guess since everyone just used 5 or zero stars anyway.

[LOTRzagorath]

Haha as a musician this is bloody hilarious! :D

I play the clarinet lol, but I've always wanted to play the weasel-oboe-thing.

[baudeyytwinks]

@LOTRzagorath

hahahaha i play the clarinet too!

and i wanna play the oboe too xD too funny

weasel weasel weasel

[starcraft90]

I love my guitar and Eddie Izzard(both in a non-gay way) :D

[MrPembo101]

@starcraft90 Same

[mikuz007]

my sister wonted to play the piano and she also got the clarinet

[thealmightyquatch]

"weasel, weasel"! awesome!

[RossBeerman]

4:25 TUBA BABY lol

[blahblabahl]

"*sighs" ...true story."

[cartmann94]

"we'll shag him as soon as we know how" LOL

[zub0510]

4:55

lol

[lilbrian13]

I play percussion the SAME EXACT WAY

[apanapane]

You must be brilliant!

[thepaperhatpeople]

LOL!

[tracedbyflame]

lol...the "weasel, weasel" part gets me everyytime

[vampirexmikeyxway]

me too! I play oboe and I named my oboe Weasel because of Eddie. He cracks me up!

[superspecialawesom21]

@tracedbyflame I'm an oboe player, and he's definitely got it right- IMPOSSIBLE to play! lmaoo

[timmyturner493]

What the hell is huzzaguzza? It was at the beginning.

[LessthanJake14]

I think it was a sort of "be quiet" or "wait-wait" sort of sound.

[thepaperhatpeople]

Wasn't he saying 'musical instruments'?

[maqzzz]

hilarious bit. even better on the audioversion i own. same topics, but slightly different in the way he tells 'em

[ltauubrea]

LOVE this! I was 3rd Clarinet too! Eddie makes me very happy, thanks for posting :)