French and Saunders - Cold Turkey

[iowacorn123]

Awww that's super funny. ... Oscar moment- not you just me. Hag

[EverlastingxSong]

Jen cracks me up in this spoof ! Love her facial expressions. And the audio commentary is hilarious.

- "NOÏ !" It was no .. I should have said "no".

And Dawn at 5:57 to 6:00. I don't understand what she's saying but he way she says it is too cute.

[RhysofTime]

"we kept jumping to before the war, after the war, whatever the war was.." :D

[standup22]

AND PIGS TO BE MILKED !!!

[frenchandsaunder1000]

i hate that pecking roster

[philbyification]

She looks like a blowfish!! lol

[adrianeaglrck]

why did they have to get old ....just lose 50lbs get a face lift and get back in tv ladies

[PhsycedelicPhish]

Good Morning!

[osianllwydify]

Um Bongo or Ribena Toothkind?

[AlinaAnn]

How does Jen always manage to look even better than the people she's parodying?

[AlinaAnn]

@AquaMermaid91 It's funny because we know they're trying to sound stupid. Lighten up

[HSMiyamoto]

Parodying a DVD commentary is a BRILLIANT concept! Same for Kidman not knowing what war she is supposed to be in or what accent to affect.

[tallulah2]

I love Jen's impressions, but it's Dawn that's hysterical in this one--her Zellweger is perfect. I laughed out loud several times.

[Bicseko]

easily one of the funniest, wittiest sketches i've seen :)

[teshanovic1]

There's pigs to be milked! LOL!!!

[Danayru]

Oh my God I've never heard someone pull off nicole kidman b4. And I'm australian, I understand how hard it can be

[xenassidekick1216]

i bet celebrities watch these and don't get angry just highly amused :P

[HeathH737]

Is Dawn trying to parody Magda Szubanski????????

[stilltainted922]

"they gave me a stand-in, it was a small giraffe"

wtf?!?!?!?! epic

"we're just waiting for renee to arrive really"

omigod the whole renee intro scene is amazing

[wardyladohaye]

loooooooooove jennifer!

[AmethystEyes]

I am not joking... I have watched this over 20 times...

[ValerieBarlow]

I love Jennifer's Aussie accent.

[elohelreh]

she looked like a blowfish

[ratsRfab]

Me and my sister love this sketch we watch it on my dvd all the time, "I hate that feckin' rooster". "No!". Lol. Dawn and Jennifer do not get enough credit for all the shows they have written and starred in. They should become dames or something. Lol. :) .x.

[lauwer]

i was gonna go to a party, all dolled up, decided to watch this video and now I have to re-apply my make up because it is all smeared from crying of laughter! but it was totally worth it

[Dulcinea131313]

I was laughing so hard tears were running down my cheeks.

[lauwer]

@Dulcinea131313: same here, omg i couldn't take it anymore, my jaws and abs were hurting from laughing

[galtrealestate]

this is amazing!

[galtrealestate]

this is amazing! rofl

[Trustworthyalma]

pigs to be milked? lmao

[wznwhail]

Is there a way to watch this without the annoying voice overs and laugh track! If not for that, it would be the mother of all parodies!

[hackslash197]

Holy crap. 9,726 chapters LOL. But the actual movie is long, too.

[tombraideress]

I like the vocalist music on the DVD menu. I wonder where it's from?

[JohnBigOz]

May I ask why did Jennifer had a plaster on her nose (i presume it's from something before this sketch)

[jenshine]

@JohnBigOz

Yup, she was trying to get into the BBC, but wasn't allowed, so she had to go through a turnstile in the visitors entrance. She ended up getting caught up in it and people kept trying to push through and her nose got squished!

[Grotomode]

When she yells "timber" does anyone else remember the scene from The Two Towers and the siege of Helm's Deep, where Theoden yells "timbers!"?

[MOGGA1945]

@ 1.41 : "g'day !" xD

[fitzmauritz]

they have pushed their comedy to the limit, there have been mainly boring bits recently but also classic bits "unbongo or ribena tooth kind" classic

[martiniisgood]

Does anyone own the Cold Mountain DVD? Does Kidman's actual DVD commentary resemble this at all? (Pointless droning, that is, haha) Just wondering...

[JoanWasQuizzical1]

omgsofunny

[joshledury1]

tell u somthin i hate that fakin rooster lol

[nedy17]

I love how Dawn flails her arms to the heavens when she walks. XD

[unaanimabella]

6:19 (few hesitant claps)... no u dint get one.. just me.. ! subtle... very subtle...!!

[planedakota]

Ha!

[mvtdeassis]

I love Dawn's accent!

[jcgalad]

"pigs to be milked" :D

[Juicexlx]

''I think there's only one person that actually read the book!'' HAHAHAHA!

''She looked like a blowfish!'' TIMBER!

''I have a sneaking suspicion that it's bullshit!

Deserved an Oscar for sure! Rofl!

[eternia75]

" um bongo or ribena tooth-kind? " LOL!

" oh it was quite heavy that tray! " LOL!

I love how Jennifer is playing a small casio in parody of when Nicole Kidman is playing that piano in the film on the horse and cart!

[Sayoko86]

...she looked like a blowfish *fletsch* XDDD

[shantet504]

lmao! I seen the real movie cold mountain and they really did a good job.lol. I wish that they could've did the parody on the whole movie.

[Petipulpul]

hahaha Saunders makes a perfect parody of the way Nicole Kidman look att his partner in the film ...hahaha and the rough woman is exagerated in an hilarious way by French

[afterdavit]

very good

[irisburgess]

I'm addicted to French and Saunders so you are going to have to put up with it!

[CocaineHabbit]

i wish more commentaries were like this lmfao.

always brightens my day.

[anthonynewsome]

we need F&S back on telly, ohhhhhh an AbFab too plureeessseeeee

[pockylover1111]

look hang on there a minute! (background: GO GIRL)

haha love

[frustrated728]

What's up with Jennifer's nose in the beginning. It looks like she was in the sun too long with a band-aid on her nose??? Nose job?

[frustrated728]

What's up with Jennifer's nose in the beginning. It looks like she was in the sun too long with a band-aid on her nose??? Nose job?

[eternia75]

0.57 - Jen playing the keyboard like Nicole Kidman plays the piano in Cold Mountain - Genius!

:) X

[mariandelochs]

'Are you gonna do the accent?' - a running joke of F & S!

[crazycraig150]

"NOI" XD "It was no"

[MacBookGuy91]

LOL a snow sprayer "they had to spray half of romania".

[jallcowasji]

gaao girl!! :D

[iatealolly]

i work work. haha

[SuzillaB]

feckin' roostooooaaar LOL

[oyaboy1978]

love them

[Deepdesert]

I love that cow backpack!

[firstdutch]

greatings from germany you must go to

"Das Supertalent" by the asshole dieter bohlen but only in german language muhahahha.. sorry i am geman with many sence of humor .. "Entschuldigung" ich liebe die beiden !

[kath61]

Renee does look like a puffa fish..

[number1actor1]

the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

[Nunov103]

Couldn´t have said it better myself , everytime I watch it , it just manages to put a smile on my face - these two women are just the best comedians ever.

[number1actor1]

I know, I know

Cold Mountain,

oh right like Cold Turkey...

[randominsanepeople]

Dawn French doesn't get as much credit for her acting as Jennifer Saunders does but she's just as good.

[CocaineHabbit]

she tends to get more props for her comedy skills, whereas jennifer (rightfully) gets more credit for her detailed impressions.

[randominsanepeople]

Yeah Jennifers a great impressionist no doubt and a good actress. But it's kinda stupid the way everyone ignores how good an actress Dawn is especially if you think about the Murder Most Horrid's

[amiblueful]

I think a lot of the fact has to do with the fact that Jennifer has a more "generic" face and body (and I don't mean that in a bad way) that is easily transformed. No matter what persona she takes on, Dawn looks like Dawn!

But as much as I love both of them...in my book Dawn is #1.

[randominsanepeople]

True

[gloomyoutlook]

noi!

[firstdutch]

eben auch deutsche haben humor :-)

ich liebe french & saunders !

[MacBookGuy91]

Ok LOL

Grüße von Amerika.

[amiblueful]

Jen does a GREAT Kidman.

"We were just waiting for Renee to arrive, really."

What did she sat the first time the guy said "I work wood?"

[caciquepadilla]

she said dont put your self down.

[Nomoredrama2000]

She looked like a blowfish

LOL

[bacardibreezer7]

Not the worst Australian accent ever attempted. :)

[Scorpio994]

my fave parts r is 2:29 lol when she does that thing with her head when the music starts lol. also at 5:59 when she says ''now hang on a minute''! then she says ''go girl'' xD. and then again at 6:52 when she does that thing with her head again lol

[Scorpio994]

jennifer is a very good actress ^^

[xenassidekick1216]

i love the look jennifer saunders gives at 6:54! she looks so mysterious!

[xenassidekick1216]

"are you gonna do the accent?" so fabulous!

[FedinMF]

I would've liked A LOT that the actual movie had this ending!! lol

[xenassidekick1216]

JENNIFER SAUNDERS LOOKS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! she is so beautiful and lovely! <3

[FedinMF]

What's the last line Jen says? I can´t understand what she says at the end just before the branch falls

[xenassidekick1216]

I think she says " god i wish he just turn off some music tony the wanker!"

[FedinMF]

Lol! Thanks

[xenassidekick1216]

no problem!

[xxBlueinsidexx]

Lol! Love it!

It took me until about 4 mins in to realise that i've seen the movie!

[muckraker87]

I can talk shit but I can't smell it... where do F & S come up with this stuff... it's so funny!!

[kagome312411]

hahaha! Luke is sooo short! lol!!!

[LittleLivBenson]

jennifer saunders does a good aussie accent :)

[Jannis018]

"i hate that feckin roosterrrrrr" :P funny

[monkeyparsnipers]

omgish i so dumb

when the dvd menu came up i tried to click on play :S

[uhmcliterissa]

she's like a bloody chameleon! omg i just wanna hug her to death.

[OldMcDonald07]

What is she saying at "1:54"?

[Aurora7]

"Umbongo or Ribena Toothkind?" 2 children's drinks in the UK.

[theBrotherGrymm]

The blowfish part kills me LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beccajilh]

it's amazing how jennifer saunders can look like so many people! she can easily pass off looking just like meryl streep, nicole kidman, kate winslet, jodie foster and even liam neeson! and she somehow actually looks like all of them!

[MrEColi]

I know what you mean! She's totally amazing!

[hazellina07]

I agree with u..she easily moulds her face into so many characters!!!

[aveuch]

@beccajilh You forgot Cher!

[veganWiccan]

One of my fave movie paradies of theirs. So, SO, good!

[CynicalHippie]

'we were both wondering when René would arrive whether she'd be like Bridget Jones or Chicago.....

or here she comes....in full Bridget Jones'. She looked like a blowfish.'

ROFL!

[EwanChaos]

"Noy!" That was no. Should have said no.

Haha, I love this.

[trueAUSSIEstar]

jen's aus. accent is so goooood!!!!

[DynamicScherzo]

Ah, watching these two is SO theraputic :D

[Tracking88]

French & Saunders (and Lumley) are freaking legends!

[MITZI411]

LMAO! That was Great! I loved it, wonderful work!!!! I have never heard or seen these folks, but being from the eastern Mountains of Tennessee, i could not help but LOL at the whole thing, thank you for a great video.

[godsbedamned]

LOVE it! As usual, Dawn comes in and steals the show. "I'd love to thank my agent, and I'd like to thank god." So brilliant and shart.

[baskalayt]

aww poor "tony" (anthony minghella rip)

[martiniisgood]

Haha, the Aussie "noy" (no) is spot on.

[CocaineHabbit]

"nobody told her we were all whisspering!" so true! i think renee was the only person in the entire film that utilized her voice.

[mitchdarcy]

I LOVE French and Saunders! No matter how low I feel, I can always watch these two and I end up crying with laughter! I swear they're so good for my health.

[jenniferlouisewright]

Fucking hilarious ....... my God I love their film parodies. Wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful. And Jen is a million times more beautiful than Nicole!

[michael65]

Love how they pinpoint and then mercilessly tear up everything that was wrong with that dreadful film. Absolutely spot on!!!

[MissFagina]

"....Although I did have a stand in, it was a small giraffe!"

[DemonCartoonist19109]

MY!!!

This was freakin´ funny

:D

[CynicalHippie]

"Here she is...full Bridget Jones"

XD Every line in this is gold!

[Sifinland]

Noi!

Actually i was meant to say 'no' there.

ROFL!!!

[cadavre69exquis]

"i can talk shit, but i can't smell it." *LOL* who can?!?

[Stirlsxo]

heee. jen's aussie accent is tops! can't wait to see french and saunders in australia!!! [= [= [=

[quillber]

the f*ing keyboard playing at the start makes makes seriously bellyache haha, bizzare, love them

[mstzo]

lol the shortest person in romania,.

[parkguy505]

BAHAHAH! French is great in this skit!!!

[curdey]

Haha! This is perfect! Nicole Kidman is my favourite actress, and French and Saunders are my favourite comedians! Done very well! Love the Renee Zellweger Oscar jokes!

[eternia75]

Love how she is playing a casio keyboard in reference to Nicole Kidman playing the piano in the film!! LMFAO!! They're so clever and always spot-on!

" Um Bongo or Ribena Toothkind!? "

:)

[mydeer]

'Um Bongo or Ribena Toothkind?'

[martiniisgood]

"Shy... That's what that acting is."

[gloomyoutlook]

They must have such huge budgets to film all this. I always feel they don't make the most of what they're working with, but still... I guess the subtlety in itself is funny.

[ErnestMenville]

hahaha! perfection as always...right on spot

[Musicistheshiit]

yeah, they're the BEST! :D

[eisorred]

i love this ao much, its hillarious!!

love the oscar jokes hahaha

[phoenixfyre71]

OMG these two never fail to crack me up! They are so awesome! Love the Oscar jabs! AHAHAHAHAHAH

[tibbo696]

pigs to be milked!! : )

[bionicblonde37]

"i did have a stand in, it was a small giraffe" lmao!!! x comedy queens!

[sammyb334]

"i can talk shit, but I can't smell it!" LMAOO!! jen is hysterical

[xXilubuXx]

I HATE THAT FAKIN ROOSTER

lmfaoo

love jen and dawn =)

[MarleyMonsoon]

She looked like a blowfish! ROFLMFAO!!

Jen looks super cute and Dawn is absolutely hilarious in this!

[Cthulttio]

TIMBEEERRR!

[varekai475]

Love the movie, but this is still hilarious...

"I'm...shy..or confused..or shy...SHY..that's what that acting is" lol

[melonhad678]

omg Dawn crakes me up!! soo hilarious

[swed90]

hahahah I LOVE this, perfect parody, I love F&S!!! <3333333

[tonkanamagarcu]

this is great...a laughed so hard buahahah,just what i needed after exam...damn they are brilliant

[captain07234]

It's bullshit, and we're up to here in it.

Perfect description of Cold Mountain.

[sundawg911]

they should have done a bridgette jones parody, lol

[BroadwayBabe121]

hahah that would have been funny, but it's unparodiable! It's just too darn good!

[lizardtown]

I have never seen any others do parodies using DVD menu

[Botero1982]

the troy one?

[lizardtown]

saw it after this one

[DeRong87]

"I can speak latin but i cant grow it"

lol lol lol...

[morkhan]

I don't get it :(

[roecat]

streuth!

[nellers85]

jennifer is so unbelievably beautiful in this!

[DinoAgent69]

Dawn's Renee is hilarious.

[adamstevenson]

it reduced me to tears of laughter

[TheKinkyShrink]

The blowfish!

[MajesticAngelX]

I love Jen's reactions to Dawn's first appearance.

[KKGMoonChild7]

A+++ Im pissing in my pants, belly's coming apart at the seams. Chapter 73.... roflol...."was it the feds or the yankees that freed the slaves?"... "I think only one person read the book.."

[regularcelery]

G'day. Um Bongo or Ribena Tooth Kind.

NOY!

That was no, should have said no..

I'd like to thank my agent...

[andrea500]

Jennifer Saunders looks more beautiful than Nicole Kidman in this parody.

[hj351]

Aye! She's a knock out!

[myalternative]

"Naow!"

"That was no... I should've said no..."

haha, awesome

[PacificBlueNavyBlue]

The parts after French shows up had me laughing so hard I almost hurt myself!

[msbreastner]

Oh my god; my heart stopped when her head turned into a blowfish!

[megisonline13]

"ill tell ya sumthin..i hate that faking rOOster" best line XD